So what is the creepiest unexplainable thing that ever happened

>>18324034
Bump

>aging hippies come up to me at a festival
"I have a feeling you will be very important in the years to come."
"We can tell that you understand both logic and intuition."
>smoke weed with them then they go off somewhere else

Later that month

>wacky archaeologist talks to me on the bus
"I can tell you're good at abstract thought. You look like an elf."

Am I the chosen one /x/?

>>18324034
>be me
>lazy teenage sleeping after school
>loud music playing, wakes me up.. kinda
>become fully conscious but *everything* dissapears
>no body, no sound, no space, no time, feels like literal singularity
>feel like all of me is being sucked trough infinitely small point
>loud blaring, shaking, trippy colors
>AM I DYING, nononono!
>boink! I'm in my body fully awake and normal.

Probably just sleep paralysis, but at the moment it felt like i was dying together with all the universe. Odd that there was no body that i couldn't move or other symptoms and as soon as i attained any senses everything was normal. Or maybe someone just slipped me some drugs?

DESU, besides the loud blaring noises and thought of dying it felt kinda pleasantly fuzzy and the color patterns were warm and nice.

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>>18324800
Damn, freaky as hell..
Something happened to me with some similarities to this story.

>be me, 23 years old at this time
>sleeping, dreaming, but not aware at moment
>sitting in a chair in my living room watching some youtube video
>friend in chair next to me
>odd video of some grass with a sign with unreadable shit on it. No soundtrack
>Turns to friend and say "here it comes"
>All of a sudden gravity becomes extreme, get sucked into the chair
>can't move a limb because of gravity
>colors spinning around in a vortex
>loud rumbling and crackling noise, creepy as fuck
>eyes slowly closing because of gravity
>can't fight it anymore, let go
>wake up
>sweaty, no idea what just happened, 180 bpm
>nope myself out of bed, don't go back to sleep in hours

Some kind of sleep paralysis?
Pic kinda related

>>18325014
>Pic kinda related
Very related. Just without the dark and blue lines. And at one point you are the center of it and everything is compacted in this center (no swirl).

If i had to do a paranormal guess, i'd say it's some conscious switch-over glitch to earths core or sun.

>>18324730
Shouldn't you be doing something better with your life than getting high and shitposting on a Chilean cat herding board?

>>18325072
Nah man shitposting on /x/ is how we end the Kali Yuga

I was working an early first shift job and was able to listen to the radio show "Bob and Tom" on the way to work. So I kept it on that station every day. One morning a hop in my car start it up and get the heater going. Waiting for the warm up I realize the radio is on and turned up. I check the station and it's my normal station. But it's silent. I push the button to make sure and I then hear a child crying over my speakers. I change to another station then back again and it's back to Bob and Tom as if nothing happend.

Posted this a while ago somewhere here, but here goes again:

>little tired from having not enough sleep last night.
>day off from work
>my daughter (3 years old then) wanted a ride on the bus
>sure why not
>take bus and riding along the city
>bus driver is female
>time to leave the bus and catch son from school
>almost at destination
>close eyes for a couple of seconds
>open eyes
>notice different people in the bus
>bus driver is male
>daughter still next to me
>extremely puzzled
>leave bus and get son from school
>get home
>later that day I wanted to login at neogaf
>account I made was allowed the day before
>login incorrect
>check hotmail for account details
>no email from neogaf
>pretty sure I registered at neogaf
>wtf?

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>>18324730
Nope you're just a faggot

>>18325133
sound like you had a stroke or something

Well, yes you may be right. I don't know.

>be 21 years old
>staying at parent's home for Christmas
>bathroom is on other side of house to my room so at night i piss in plastic bottles because i don't wanna wake up my parents
>put yellow piss bottles in my trash can and cover lazily with some tissues
>later that day i'm doing some repair work on my motorcycle in the garage
>suddenly a strong overwhelming feeling flows through my body, takes me completely out of the moment
>no train of thought or anything, it's like my brain was reset
>feel sudden urge to go into my room
>jog through the house to my room
>my dad is in there and is literally reaching for my trash can to empty it into his garbage bag
>i stop him and say i'll do that later
>"oh okay" and he leaves my room
>he would have no doubt seen my piss bottles if i hadn't intervened
>i genuinely think my future self sent information through a hidden dimension like in interstellar to get me to go to my room and save me the embarrassment of my dad finding my piss bottles

>be around 12 years old
>in bed at 9:00
>just nearly getting to sleep when suddenly I hear a noise up in the attic
>sounds like a pile of stuff falling over or something like that
>naturally, I'm scared as fuck
>i have no idea what could've possibly made this sound
>wait in bed for what feels like a half an hour
>hear rapid footsteps coming down the attic stairs
>sounds sort of like a man wearing heavy boots
>Im absolutely terrified
>can't seem to move or make and noise at all due to the sheer force of fear
>suddenly, all the noises stop
>i spent the rest of that night wide awake
>no more sounds come from the attic
>never again do I experience this phenomenon

>Be 14 i think
>say i wish my uncle died to some girl in school
>come home to find out he died today

This is the weirdest i guess

>>18325210
Someone was living in your house secretly

Not that scary, but here I go

>be me
>be living with my parents few years ago
>wake up at noght, go to the bathroom to piss
>parents sleeping, try not to make noise and get in there
>i get there and close the door
>start pissing
>suddenly i hear a spray sound on my door
>i stop and listen, clearly there's this spray sound on the other side
>i open the door trembling
>nothing
>parents still sleeping
>try to see if there's anything different/written on the door
>see something odd but can't clearly see it
>i'm just tired and scared so i say fuck it and go to bed

>>18324034
>summer
>me and my sister are home alone and bored because parents are out
>hey lets go to the park and watch the sunset and shit
>oh ok why not
>park is a little down the street. not exactly an average park, it's got a playground and then a large field - about the length of 6 houses. fenced all around with only two entrance/exits
>play daniel johnston songs and look at the moon because i'm a faggot teenager
>wait a second
>call for sister
>she was out playing in the field
>dark, so I call her name
>no response
>panicking slightly at this point
>try going to one of the exits of the park
>it's by an orange streetlight, slightly illuminating the darkness
>I see a figure coming close towards me
>man in a suit, and a fedora (actual fedora) style-hat it looks like
>call "hello?" to him, no response
>he steps into the streetlight, still can't see his face, looks like he's still in the shadows
>nope the fuck outta there and leave with my guitar
>sister was in bed, she was bored and went back home without telling me.

not too exciting, but it's one of the only paranormal-esque experiences i've had

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>be me
>be like 10
>sleeping on a bunk bed
>wake up early morning to strange sounds
>breathing in lower bunk
>a hitting noise in kitchen
>nope.png
>must be demons
>get all brave n' shit
>jump down from bed
>see dad wasted sleeping in lower bunk
>check kitchen
>mom flipping pancakes
>no demons
>twf I realize I'm retarded

>>18325014

Probably "woke up" ( I use this lightly as it's just coming go a conscious awareness ) during the REM portion of your sleep cycle. The rapid eye movement probably causes the pigments in your eyes which detect colour to fire sporadically, also causing you to dream when your are really asleep, your mind pulling what it wishes from the endless colours.

If you were at this stage and woke up, your brain might have been shocked by this, leaving you to not be able to move or really feel your body as your system has been focusing most of its power on visualizing things. Like when you meditate and can almost stop feeling your body.

The shock of this scared you, as we are not supposed to wake up while this is happening. But humans aren't perfect so the cycle can be disrupted oddly from time to time.

Although that's just my hypothesis.

Tie between two events.
1: 20th anniversary of my grandfathers death. In the hallway on other side of the wall from my room we had family photos. Siblings and sports photos and that normal shit. Be about 3am on anniversary of his death and a loud bang goes through the house. Two dogs are on each end of the hallway, each staring at the ceiling in the middle, growling, before running away with their tails behind their legs and hiding. Turn on lights and see photos of me and two older siblings on the ground (little sister not born before he died). Dust marks around their locations untouched, nails unbent, nothing broken. Literally had to be pulled straight outwards without turning. Also hit like an elephant orgy.
2: about 13, sound asleep, wake up and see a form on my ceiling, directly above me. Looks like a human but more animalistic, and black. no nose or ears, no pupils. It's head is facing me and its mouth is open. Second after I wake up it screams like a banshee, I scream out of anger (don't know why the fuck I was angry and not pissing), then crawls like a spider over to the wall and goes through a "portal". both the thing and the portal were so dark that even in the unlit room they were visible only by their lack of light.

>>18325180
Wtf is wrong with you

>>18325501

Maybe your anger made it go the hell away, and thus was well-placed instinct? Or, if we're going with the wasn't real route, then you basically told your subconscious to fuck off with this bullshit. Either way, really.

>be 11
>walk in forest, it's 11pm in November and it's snowy as fuck.
>I was in the forest with my friends because we were amping with school
>we're following a hunter who walked with us
>suddenly forest becomes very cold
>hunter stops and tells some horror sorry about a boy going missing
>"whatever that's fake" I think to myself
>it's very late now
>we tell the hunter we want to go back to the camphouse
>walk through a village
>there's a phone booth
>all of a sudden a very clear silhouette appears in the booth
>wat.jpg
>everyone sees it
>we run incredibly fast
>it disappears suddenly
>spent all night worrying.

I was 4 or 5 at the time, but i had flashbacks of rooms being completely empty or having feces, vomit or urine on the ground. In other rooms there would be people, mainly women chained up and naked with faces covered for the most part. The room looked like a dungeon and was completely silent. It was eerily warm from what i remembered and whenever i have that similar warmth, i immediately remember it in every detail. could i have repressed other memories and replaced them with this?

>be 10 or 11
>outside playing in front yard
>get overwhelmed with random feeling of fear
>see car pulling up to house that i have never seen before
>cars have never pulled up to house before?
>start stepping back towards house
>man gets out and starts running towards me
>turn around and run
>yell for dad
>look back and man is still running across yard towards me
>run into garage and see dad
>turn around and man is running back to car
>man gets in car and speeds off
>be scared shitless

>be 14
>be downtown with 5 friends in candy store
>creepy looking man outside keeps looking at me and pacing back and forth
>make eye contact numerous times
>finally man comes in and asks me to come outside
>obviously say fuck no but man continues to ask and grab arm
>candy store employee calls police
>man tries to pull me outside
>continues to keep harassing and come outside
>another man comes up and pushes him off me
>creepy man says he knows where i live and which room i sleep in
>also claims he watches me sleep
>creepy man leaves and continues to watch from outside
>somehow he left right before police showed up
>report to police and never see man again

>Fast forward two years
>be 16
>live in commercial building as house
>wake up and bike is stolen
>buy new bike
>new bike gets stolen
>months later walking in area 3 miles from downtown
>see bike leaned against pole
>grab bike as man comes out of bathroom
>man recognizes me and claims he borrowed it cuz he knew i needed it to be fixed
>same creepy man as before claiming it's his bike
>show him sticker that proves its mine
>man argues and claims he borrowed it
>security patrol comes over and man runs away
>looks back as running and gives death stare

ok here its mine
>Be me 8 YO
>Sleeping
>Something pulls me out of bed
>Dad hears me screaming
>He gets me
>Sleep in parents room after that
>Fast forward to universitary me
>First year of medicine
>Alone in my foreign department
>Suddenly strange noises coming out of the door
>NOPE.EXE
>Locked the door and slept with lights on
>Moved from there

>>18325133
You could have switched world lines
http://steins-gate.wikia.com/wiki/Reading_Steiner

>>18325210
>be me
>living in the attic of some house I found
>occasionally steal things from the fridge of the family who lives there
>sneak in and out every few nights to resupply
>be getting ready to leave one night
>trip as I'm heading towards the stairs and knock over a pile of shit
>it's pretty loud
>ohfuck.jpg
>as quickly as possible throw on boots and pack all my shit into a backpack
>run down the stairs and out of the house and never return there

>be around 12 with my brother, four years older than me
>sitting in loungeroom, brother on pc near door, me at fireplace
>playing with tecdeks or some shit idk
>suddenly a burning white light appears in my peripheral
>jolt around, looking from the fireplace to the hall
>glowing figure on the wall, triangular head and huge empty eyes
>scream like a bitch and rush up to my brother
>he stands in the doorway, calling me a pussyfaggot and that nothing is there
>reappears again right in front of us, huge glowing thing on the wall
>we zipzop boopitybop straight outta there and to dad

Worst thing was that the house was 200 years old on an isolated farm, and the light creature appeared on a wall adjacent to any other doorframe or room, so there was no way it could have been projected from a window or something.
Scariest/strangest thing I've ever seen.

>>18324034
are u fucking kidding me that is unexplainable for u? god dammit thats why u idiots vote for trump

>>18325903
Fuck off, shill

>me, sitting at home watching TV
>on the wall beside the staircase, there's family pictures nailed to the wall, ascending with the stairs. pretty typical
>apropos of nothing, a picture my daughter falls on the wooden step, the glass front breaks
>I swear, go to clean it up
>pic of my daughter has fallen out
>there's another photograph behind it
>it's a picture of me and my deceased (died of cancer in 1999) mother for church
>spooked in a good way

>>18325574

>be 11
>11pm
>it's november (11th month)
>11-11-11

holy shit anon

Pt.1

>be 2013
>napping after getting home from work
>start dreaming
>always manage to lucid dream during naps for some reason but not at night
>welp, time to fuck
>bang the shit out of some hot brunette I conjured up
>doing the deed in a vacant storefront of some strip mall for some reason
>whatever
>finish
>what better way to enjoy the afterglow than with a car chase and exploding helicopters
>conjure up car chase
>watching from inside of a hollowed out car that is just smooth white inside with no seats or interior for some reason
>whatever
>now for some reason I am in a giant atrium of some office that has like a million stories and a mall inside of it
>whatever
>start wandering around looking for cool shit and putting escalators floor to floor
>escalators are more fun than flying or teleporting
>notice some random asian dude staring at me for some reason
>whatever
>parents appear but just put them in a flying elevator and tell them to go to Sears
>Asian guy staring at me again
>why can't I make him dissappear
>teleport to some hotel hallway
>he's gone
>finally!
>turn around and there he is again
>"The fuck you want?! If I wanted an Asian in my dream I'd be fucking her right now or getting some fucking Chinese food! Get fucked and leave!"
>Still there
>What the fuck???
>Someone taps on my shoulder
>It's my dad wearing a white robe like a Roman
>He talks, but it's not his voice; sounds like a cross between Morgan Freeman and Michael Caine
>"You know people weren't meant to do what you are doing."
>The fuck is that supposed to mean?
>"Get fucked fake dad and go away"
>"I'm not your dad, and neither were the people you thought were your parents earlier. Dreams are meant to be watched, not controlled.
cont....

>>18324034
>wake up
>walk into kitcen
>"hello mom how are you"
>no response
>wake back up
>wtf..jpg
>float back into kitcen several times
>continuously wake back up
>final time wake up look up
>see sadow person standing there watching me
>attempt to strangle it
>wake up
why

>>18325732
Ooh this is really scary. What did he look like?

>>18325977
Shit something like this has happened to me a couple times. Scary as fuck...

I see the deaths of those close to me. Never found out why I can, or why I'm gifted the ability, but I've learned to make do.

>be 28
>journalist friend has a nervous breakdown
>shuts himself off from everyone
>.. two years later..
>he's almost suicidal
>starts to visit him daily in an attempt to help
>asks him one night wtf happened in life to make him so depressed
>he bit-by-bit tells me everything he has discovered during his 20 years in journalism
>conversation lasts 6 hours
>tells me about politics, ufos, media corps, banks
>about halfway through i throw up, then passed out in his bathroom
>spends next few weeks in a state of shock
>it changed my life
>a few weeks later he died from a heart attack, aged 52
>... 3 years ago..
>be 33
>the information finally gets the better of me and I have a nervous breakdown
>a year of hell and i visit doctor
>gets prescribed anti anxiety drugs
>gets better for a few months
>has minor heart attack
>spends 2 month in hospital
>that was june
>haven't spoken to another person for 4 months
>won't answer phone or the door
>haven't been online or watched tv in 4 months
>spend 24 hours a day stoned playing xbox trying to block all realworld thoughts
>today my xbox broke
>help

>>18325967
Pt 2

>"Humans can't perceive anything past the three dimensions, but they can see the effects of all the other dimensions, albeit in a way that looks three-dimensional. Dreams are an effect of these extra dimensions, a brief prolapse of time and space that appears unreal and unnatural. The fact is though, is that dreams are real. Just as the feeling of wind on your skin assures you that air exists, dreams are proof that these other dimensions exist. No human being can fully comprehend these extra-dimensions, so when you try to control them, you're like a swimmer in a vast ocean. You may swim your entire life unharmed, but maybe you'll slip up one day and you'll decide to take a dive off a rock just for the thrill of it. You enjoy it, and you keep jumping off that rock more and more. One day though, that jump does something you didn't expect; one day, you slice your toe open, and when you feel that sting you'll know what you've really gotten yourself into, as you feel the sharks start circling at the slightest taste of your blood."
>"But I'm controlling everything here."
>"Are you? Did you consciously decide to fuck in that vacant storefront? Or did you just go along with it and not give it a second thought? The hollowed out car? Was that something you conjured up, or did you just get in and never question why such an unusual thing suddenly manifested itself in your dream? What about the giant atrium your were just in? Did you make that up in your mind? Don't kid yourself, that building had countless stories in it, you saw them yourself. More doors and rooms than you could ever imagine and behind each of those doors even more doors, rooms, realities, people, and things. Even a million years of a million minds dreaming wouldn't be enough time fully create everything thing that lies within that construct. You are not in control. You never were. You may manipulate your dreams for the rest of your life and never face a repercussion."

Cont...

>>18326029
Pt. 3

>"Or perhaps you'll end up like your Asian friend right here. He slipped up. He cut his toe on that rock and now the sharks are circling. He's been here for a while, a long while. If you talked to him, you wouldn't understand a word he's saying. In fact, no living person in your reality would because the dialect he speaks is so old that it's been lost to time. Maybe one day he'll wake up. Who knows. I've been here longer than he has even though I've only been dreaming since I went to bed back in 1995. That's why you can't make us go away. We are not something you've dreamed up. He's a lonely, angry person. He can't cope with this. I've only been able to cope with it by warning people like yourself about what you are really getting in to. Maybe one day I'll wake, hopefully with semblance of sanity still left in my mind. You have been warned. Caveat emptor."

I've never lucid dreamed since, nor have ever ever been able too. I didn't sleep well for about a week after that.

>>18325180
Pretty sure your future self would be more ashamed he used to piss in bottles

>>18325826
There was literally an anon saying he heard loud banging near the attic door one night and later found out someone used to live up there.

>>18326075
Wow.....this is some severe retardation

> Be 7-9 (youngest i remember)
> Sleep
> Used to hear voices in my pillow
> Used to feel like my bed would be spinning in a circle when my eyes were closed

Neither of these happened every night from what I remember but pretty often. Hasn't happened in YEARS but I remember the feeling of both pretty well.

Am I crazy /x/?

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>be very young, no older than 6.
>Used to have constant nightmares and was scared to sleep alone
>One night I wake up from a nightmare and go into my parents room and walk up to their bed to see if they're asleep
>My parents aren't there, instead there is a giant bee under the covers on their bed. I remember it filled up the entire queen sized bed.
>Cannot believe my eyes and don't understand what is going on, too afraid to go out of room because don't want the door to make noise.
>Lay down next to their bed and curl up and try to sleep, periodically checking the bed to see if the bee is still their
>Can hear the bee buzzing and see it so clearly.

I don't remember how it ended, but I remember this because I was so shocked and it was so surreal. I imagine I just fell asleep next to their bed. I used to hallucinate a lot at night and see bugs and things like gnomes with pickaxes mining on my skin. Haven't had a weird experience like that in many years, though.

>>18326013
ok I'll bite

Had a case of sleep paralysis once

>be me
>be 5/6
>dream of cartoon mouse creature killing everything, when it draws near a weird song gets louder and louder
>wake up from dream
>still hear the song
>can't move
>mouse enters bedroom
>freak out because I could tell I wasn't asleep

>>18325180
kek

>>18325977
Holy fucking shit

thinking about or finding out that someone is living secretly in your house is probably the most terrifying thing ever

>>18325803
Possibly, though OP didn't actively induce a shift in world lines, so he needs to find out who's experimenting with time travel.

Additionally, it would be a pretty major shift for the sex of the bus driver to change. Usually changes are very subtle, though the same people are doing roughly the same things across world lines.

>>18325211
Lmao why the fuck would you wish that aloud in school

>3 years ago
>at a friend's house I met in 2013
>her best friend is there, too, wr didn't know each other before
>about 11 pm, we go outside because she smokes
>her best friend and me see strange blue light in the sky
>it suddenly flies off
>we both look dumbstruck and make sure bith of us just saw that

never met her again, she probably forgot about it but I'm certain ayys exist. I know that I didn't make it up.

>>18326112
ngl, I had an experience like this multiple times. I had a reaction to a decongestant that gave me hallucinations (I shit you not). The distance from the top of my mattress to the floor seemed wicked high. My mind believed I was at a very tall height to the point where my palms were profusely sweating. At a certain point I started screaming because a giant set of dice rolled down my bedsheets. Another time this occurred, I believed that I had burned the roof of the house down and felt emotions of extreme guilt. When i wasn't lying down on the cool tile floor, I would run to my parents room, just like in your story, completely hysterical and psychotic. It's such a prevalent memory, even after almost 2 decades.

>>18326112
You slipped into a dimension populated by giant bees. That poor fella was terrified and probably posted on /bee/ about the time some freaky human came into room, snuck into his bed while he was asleep and slept there until he faded away in the morning.

>>18326240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06X9qXTvKNQ

>be me
>be 6 years old
>in living room watching tv
>older sister on computer chatting on aim or some shit
>all of a sudden loud ass "GOODBYE" in demonic voice throughout entire house
>me and older sister huddle together in fear

>>18325713
Boi u boutta get sold as a sex slave

>me seven years old
> wake up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet
>a literal angle standing in front of my door
>scared shitless no longer caring if I need to pee hides under my covers
>this carries on for I think a couple hours with a back and forth check
>moves once closer and leaves

can no longer sleep with by bedroom door open and I constantly check during the night to see if anything's there. to this day I still wonder what would of happened if i tried to make verbal or physical contact with it.

>be 12
>at comic book store in town playing M:tG
>usually a pretty regular core crowd
>one of the guys that has only been showing up for probably less than a month has these weird scars on the corners of his jawline
>partially covered up by a scruffy beard, can still see them though
>between rounds friends and I are comparing new cards and trading
>we're retarded 12 year olds so none of the cards were probably even good
>the guy with the scars could beat the best guy in the core group pretty handily
>but he always lost to the younger kids
>one night new guy shows up, not unusual, they either leave after a week or two or become part of the core group that are regulars there
>guy seems a bit old to be there, like late 30's-mid 40's
>keeps butting in on conversations my friends and I are having
>be polite and talk to him
>after games are done and we're waiting for my friend's mom to come get us he asks if we need a ride home
>politely decline and tell him we have a ride, kinda weirded out
>store owner and scars guy are chatting at the front desk
>guy eventually starts trying to herd us out the door by spreading his hands and pushing us in a group
>now somewhat loudly protesting, realizing what's probably happening
>scars guy's head whips around and he strides over
>face is all red and his jaw is clenched, making the scars pop out
>looks like a fucking murderer
>guy starts to stop herding us when he sees scars coming over
>"do you kids know this guy?"
>"no he asked if we needed a ride"
>scars looks at him, creepy guy goes for his pocket
>scars is immediately on him, holding his wrist with one hand, grabbing his shoulder with the other
>they're staring at each other really intently, not arguing or anything but just breathing really hard
>have no idea what the fuck is happening, friends and I watching silently, store clerk is on the phone
>creepy guy grabs scars' neck
>scars does the same to creepy guy
>continue straining, faces growing bright red, then deep purple

>>18326563
keep going

>>18326563
>scars starts letting out a weird groaning noise
>creepy guy collapses
>scars takes a huge breath and half falls and half kneels on creepy guy's chest
>pulls the revolver out of creepy guy's pocket and kicks it across the floor, tells us to go behind the counter with the clerk
>clerk had called the cops
>a couple times hear creepy guy come to
>then hear what I now realize was probably scars hitting him until he passed out again
>sound of fist hitting face, then head hitting floor
>two part rhythm like "b-dum, b-dum"
>cops show up and arrest the guy, all of our moms show up in hysterics

>be 21 now
>teenage years haven't been kind
>had really bad acne around 15-16
>I'm pretty good at Mt:G, at risk of tooting my own horn
>acne left my jaw scarred, bad enough that the laser treatment I've spent almost 2k on now probably won't completely get rid of them
>part swedish and apparently part native american so facial hair is just starting to actually get substantial
>I look a fuck of a lot like I remember scars looking

Could definitely be a coincidence, it's not unheard of for people to have bad acne scarring. That hasn't stopped me from seriously considering going to that comic book store once I start to grow a beard though to potentially stop a future me and friends from getting abducted by some old fuck. That or it's some weird ass "pass on the good deed" shit and I finally get rid of these awful scars by letting some random kids beat me at magic in exchange for keeping them from getting raped.

>>18325057
Too accurate to be bullshit. Thanks anon!

>>18326245
Not necessarily. Due to the butterfly effect things can change quite drastically so if the change was to something more than a year ago it doesn't seem unreasonable (though due to attractor fields and convergence major results of events are often the same).
>>18325133
Assuming you aren't still here but has something like this ever happened before?

>>18324034
got a similar story op

>be 16
>at home alone during the day, around 4:30pm
>on the computer in my room
>suddenly hear a loud noise, couldn't tell what it was so i thought it was the neighbours or something
>keeps getting louder
>leave my room to investigate
>sound is coming from sisters room down the hall
>wtf she isnt home
>go into her room, her fatback tv is on a static channel, on max volume
>turn on the tv and sprint back to my room and freak out
>family come home and that was it

>>18325501
Fuck dude, specially last one creeped me

>be me
>be 3-4
>trying to sleep next to my parents
>look at the door
>see grim reaper
>look him right in the face
>looks like a bottomless pit
>scared for life

>>18326781
I've also seen some shit as a kid, usually when I would wake up in the middle of the night. Pretty sure that can be explained by the fact that young kids can't completely distinguish between what's imagined and what's real so stuff from dreams sometimes finds its way into the child's waking mind.

Be me

Chilling with a friend, we go to a spot to smoke wich is pretty creepy. He was staying in his car . I was tired to be in the car so i got out to get fresh air. It was late like 4 in the morning, the place is creepy, so i decided to tell him a story that really happened to me at this spot few years ago with my cousin(nothing really scary but still is after this happened), (we were smoking at the same place lol.everything was chill and a apple fell off a apple tree and The apple went rigth to us. As i tell my friend this story, all the ligth turned off around us and start hearing weird shit like machines getting destroyed(really loud wtf noises) i run in the car .. now my friend is like wtf yeah u were rigth this place is creepy as he say this we hear fucking foot steps around the car and some shit in the bushes not to far away from us that was a bit wtf haha sorry for my bad english

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>be me
>do something

Happened when I was really little, I think 7.
At a friend's house, it started storming really bad out of fucking nowhere in the middle of summer, Missouri weathermen can't predict shit ever.
So now I'm stuck there in a severe storm so we just play in his room. He was huge into army toys so we've got little toy guns and a stupid fake walkie-talkie thing. It had like 8 buttons with holographic pictures of army dudes on it, each button played a different dumb sound from a crappy chinese soundboard that was in many toys of the like.

Even little 7 year old me knew the thing had 8 predetermined sounds and would never work as a real walkie-talkie, but for some goddamn fucking reason after about 10 minutes it stopped playing the premade sounds and seemed like it was actually picking something up, a really deep raspy voice, so static-y that we couldn't understand it. We both noped the fuck out of the room and played PS2 instead while trying to ignore that shit just happened.

>>18325501
The last one sounds like sleep paralysis, imo

>>18325702
For some reason, this is one of the things that's making me feel the most weirded out in this thread

>>18326013
Fuck

>>18325180
it's the way of the road Bubbles

>>18325967
>>start dreaming
Stopped reading here. Dreams aren't paranormal.

>sitting on couch with mum
>she's on her phone and I'm just resting
>suddenly the TV turns on
>can see the remotes a few meters away on the armrest so I couldn't of accidentally touched the remote
>have a thing connected to the tv that automatically turn it off but not on
>even if it were to turn on it doesn't turn on the TV, just connects it to the power point
>mum says, "There must be a ghost in this house lol"
This has happened about 3 times before. What's going on?

>>18325133
Schizophrenia.

>>18325133
>neogaf
Literally asking for it

>>18326057
So dreams are just how we precieve other dimensions?

>>18326013
What did he tell you?

>>18327547
DON'T
or he'll just transfer it to you

>>18324034
Not going to greentext cause im on phone

Be sleeping
Have sleep paralysis, but im kinda floating in a void I.e im still sleeping not.aware that im lying in my bed
This voice screams at me to wake up, think the little pixie in zelda thats what the voice sounds like
Wake up cant move for a few sec yada yada yada
A few months later I am dreaming again, floating ina similar void, this time it feels like I have my eyes closed and I geel happy and warn instead of just mind numbing fear , I can hear some voices talking, dont know what they are saying, after a while they kinda notice I am listing, one of them laughs and says bangun, I star waking up feels like I am getting yanked into my body, while this happens the other voice (dosent sound quite as pixie as in the first dream but I think its the same voice) says "why did you say that you will only scare him" wake up I am sitting up straigth before I even open my eyes immediately google bangun,
Mfw its proto maylaic
Mfw it means "wake up" or "get up"
Mfw I am european and have never even heard of proto maylaic
Yfw I have no face

>>18327606
But.. I... the.. ufos.. ahhh yeah ok you're right.

No spoops are worth dying for.

>>18326057
Epic story!!!!

>>18326102
this happened to me many times as well, tho i wouldnt hear voices and instead breathing noises. I think it just happens to some kids, nothing to worry about Id say.

>>18326112
I had something simmilar, as a kid I was for some reason terrified by my dad's socks. I had hundreds nightmares about being chased by them and i even got weird hallucinations with them. One day I wanted to go drink a glass of water, but my bed was "surrounded" by talking socks so I just stood dehydrated there for 8 hours. I never understood this childhood fear

Not a super scary story but whatever. A few years ago, we had two dogs Bandit and Beaux. One random day, I went into the bathroom to brush my hair and stuff. Bandit doesn't like going into the bathroom because he doesn't like baths, but he walked into the bathroom and stopped a foot or two in front of me with his head hanging down a little bit. I figure maybe he thinks someone called him for a bath and I find it funny, so I give him a puzzled look and say "You alright puppy?" Usually he's very responsive and will look at you when you talk to him, but not this time. He just stood there motionlessly with his head tilted downward slightly and facing the bathtub. He also didn't have sad ears or posture so it didn't seem like he thought he was getting a bath. "Bandit?" Still no response.

I've only been afraid of dogs a few times throughout my life, and it was never my own dog. After watching Bandit just facing me with a lowered head like that, I suddenly became aware of this fear that had slowly been building. Watching him and just stand there only lasted less than a minute or so, but of course it felt like an hour. I was suddenly very afraid of my own dog that was between me and escaping the bathroom. There was another door between the sink and the toilet and bathtub, and I felt myself slowly backing up towards the tub while still holding the hairbrush. I hoped that I could close that door in time if he officially snapped and lunged for me.

Suddenly his demeanor changed and he went back to normal as if nothing had happened. He looked up at me before turning around and leaving the bathroom as slowly as he'd come in.

Like I would say that he'd just been sleepwalking, but his eyes were open and he's never done anything like that before, and that never happened again. The paranoid part of me wants to say something took over his body or some shit, but idk. It was just weird.

>>18325501
Told someone the second story and they said described experiencing the same thing. Shit is scary.

>>18324034
>be me, 6y/o
>moving out of hometown
>last stuff was being loaded, an old dresser and a couch
>hometown had a really weird "curse" where houses would burn down for mysterious reasons
>playing in clearing behind woods of my house
>suddenly stop for some reason
>look into the treeline
>there was a skinny, dark humanoid figure peering at me from the trunk of a pine tree
>eyes looked like embers
>NOPE.jpg
>ran back to truck, took off to our new house 50 mi away
>house burned down that night, the gas stove had apparently caught fire
>the gas was shut off to the house a week ago
But that's not it
>Be me, 18
>awkward place between college and high school
>go to live alone in hometown to "find myself"
>had forgotten encounter with crazy tree nigger
>live there a few weeks, got a job at local seafood place
>meet nice girl, 17y/o, 8/10, crazy sex was had
>pillow talk
>talks about how she moved back about a year ago, this was also her home town
>before she moved out of she saw a tall, brownish-red, skinny, human-like being, with glowing orange eyes staring at her from a tree
>house burned down the next day
>spookyscaryskeletons.gif

Slept one day to have the day repeat in the exact same way, but only once tho

>14 years old
>out at summer camp
>parents bought me a huge set of powerful binoculars
>we go to sequioa national park in California
>pretty fun
>at one campsite by a lake
>see some guy on other side of the lake maybe half a mile away by a boat on the shore
>peer at him with binoculars
>he's kneeling into the water washing his hands and something shiny which I make out as a knife
>look at the water by where he's kneeling and it's turning red
>observe for another 30 seconds
>he jumps up and looks around
>then he looks at me
>wanted to run off but didn't
>he grabs something in the boat
>it's binoculars and he raises them up and looks at me
>points at me and then makes a throat slashing sign with his knife
>I freak and run off
>decide to keep it to myself and go back and talk to friends
>they're in the showers
>few minutes later I'm bored and I muster the courage to look back at the lake
>the guy is heading right towards us on his boat
>panic and run to the counselors
>tell them what happened
>they tell me to chill and grab something to eat
>guy pulls up to the dock near our part of the lake
>several male counselors walk over to intercept the guy
>don't know what they said but the guy goes back to his boat and the counselors immediately contact the park rangers
>first ranger arrives and starts talking to the male counselors and then to me
>tell him what I saw
>two other rangers show up
>it's getting dark at this point
>they tell everyone to move their tents closer to the firepit and bench area so everyone is in a tight circle
>two rangers set their trucks up between the tree line and the tents, the other truck set between the lake and the tents
>all rangers and slinging their long guns over their shoulder
>one patrols by the tree line, one by the lake, and one circles around the tents
>the counselors sleep in shifts with half staying up until 1AM or so then the other half taking watch

continued...

>>18327945

>everyone is freaking out at this time because they don't know what happened and I haven't told anyone other than the counselors and rangers
>rangers have us all huddle up
>tells us everything we be okay and while staring at me, says they had reports of bears in the area so they're staying with us to keep us safe
>most of the other kids laugh with the tough guy of the group saying he ain't scared of bears
>I keep my mouth shut about the situation
>rangers tell us we're all to make sure our gear is in the back of our tent like a wall and to sleep with the tent doors fully unzipped and our heads pointed towards the fire
>they tell us not to worry that they and the counselors will regularly be patrolling until we pack up and leave the next day
>everyone goes to sleep
>try to talk to my buddy and tentmate to keep him awake
>he isn't even bothered by the situation and dozes off
>I'm too scared to sleep
>throughout the night I see the rangers or counselors turn on their flashlights scanning the treeline
>one time I hear several of them rush to the two trucks by the treeline and turn the truck lights on illuminating and scanning the treeline for a good 5-10 minutes
>lay there terrified that my tent will be dragged away by that guy or that the last thing I see will be a knife cutting through the tentwall into my face
>sun comes up
>everything is okay
>we all pack up
>as we're about to leave another two ranger trucks arrive, one with a boat in tow and it packs up to the lake to place it in
>we leave
>never found out what happened with the guy and the counselors refused to tell me what he said to them

I'm just glad I decided to tell the counselors. I was considering just shutting up. I think if I did, the guy would have come back for me.

the most paranormal thing that ever happened to me was suddenly realizing that I was a living sentient creature

still don't have an explanation for that

>>18327978

>never found out what happened with guy or what he said to the counselors

He probably openly threatened you and/or the other people in your group. Instead of just having a teenage kid's word they had the word of several adults hence why they brought in several armed rangers. Although I think the rangers fucked up. I would have told you all to pack up and escorted you to a ranger station or a hotel. Those crazy bush types are usually heavily armed and he could have come back with a rifle and opened up on the camp or waited and followed you guys the next day.

>>18327978
>>never found out what happened with the guy and the counselors refused to tell me what he said to them

>"Hi there guys, I'm here to pick up my son from camp. He's the one that looks like a fucking snitch."

>>18325133
Dude I know what happened. You switched from the Berenstein timeline to the Berenstain one. The woman becoming a man also meant you got super lucky bc that represented Hillary being president to the timeline where Trump got elected

>>18324730
I think they were probably being sarcastic and that archaeologist guy was just insulting your height

>be me
>8 years old, on top of bunk bed
>going to bed
>wake up after like an hour or so
>I hear some woman say "Hello"
>assume it's my mom and look up from my bunk bed
>standing in the doorway is not my mom, but some woman I had never seen in my life
>she wasn't a demon or especially scary or anything, normal person but still extremely scary
>"who are you" i call out
>"are you okay" she calls back and repeats twice
>rub my eyes and look away
>suddenly it's gone
>sleep with my parents the rest of the night
Probably a hallucination but it seemed so real at the time, not really creepy but scared the living crap out of me

>>18326509
>a literal angle standing in front of my door
>a literal angle
>angle

>>18328083

Dude, there are angles all around you.

Another thing I just remembered, this happened to some of my friends.
>one of my friend owns a brewery in m medium sized city
>they're located in a two story building with a basement
>my friends were bored so they go in the basement
>it's a super long room, not too much in there
>my friends look to the left
>a ton of mannequins and dolls were being stored there and are staring right back at them
>ifeelfantastic.jpg
>they nope there way out of there

>>18326488
>
Ouija board lag, perhaps?

>be 6 or 7 year old me
>feel like taking a piss
>reach the bathroom door
>suddenly everything turns white for about 10 seconds
>world turns back to normal
>I don't feel like pissing anymore
was it ayyliens?

Lol!!!

>>18327660
That's how a phobia is born, and I hate the feeling of not being able to explain the fear properly. Makes me feel crazy.

>be I
>about 12
>weekend
>woken up by super fucking strong earthquake
>shaking so hard I can barely walk out
>WHERE IS FAMILY? ! ? ! ?
>stuff on walls looks like it's about to fall off
>loud as fuck noise
>finally make it to door
>swing it open
>shaking immediately stops
>noise stops a second after
>wake up parents
>The fuck are you talking about anon?!?!
>they convince me it wad a dream
>It wasn't a fucking dream my dudes

I have no idea what happened. It's the only event I can think of that's remotely spoopy.

>>18328347
I keep a watch on my person at all times. Always check the time. If you jumped an hour or two, you got jumped by ayyliens.

every now and then I get this dreadful feeling that I've left someone trapped somewhere so they're probably dead of starvation. I feel like it's something I must have done and forgotten about as a kid, like a game of hide and seek were I was supposed to find and release someone but I didn't. it can't have happened but it's a shit feeling I get sometimes

Mind was playing tricks on me today

>Taking a monster shit today, pushing pretty hard, thinking about MAGA and guns and stuff I usually think about
>Wife and toddler are coming back from the park any minute so I locked the bathroom door so the kid doesn't barge while I'm shitting like she sometimes does
>Hear the front door open and shut hard, children laughing (they went to the park with my daughter's friend and mom)
>Hear them jamming on the piano like kids do
>We just bought a piano this week.
>Think ok they're back and i'm done shitting so i jump in the shower
>get out of the shower and dry off, throw some pants on and run to the living room to see them
>No one there
>Go to the back yard, front yard, no one.
>Call her
>Me "Hey where'd you go?"
>"Wife "Oh sorry we're at whole foods but coming home now"
>think Ah i see thats what happened...
>Me "So you came home and them left for whole foods?"
>Wife "No? We just came from the park and went to whole foods."
>Me "I just heard you in the house and the kids were playing piano"
>Wife "Someone must be in the house!"
>Me "Ok i'll check it out, bye"
>I grab my tacky katana and check the rooms in my tiny house. Nothing. I SWEAR i heard the noises so clearly.

> Be me, 5
> Dad is in the bed cause I was scared shitless of the dark
> Attending a school run entirely by Sri Lankans
> Earlier that day attended a fundraiser for 2004 Sri Lanka tsunami
> In bed drifting off
> Suddenly jolt upright
> Dad confused as fuck
> Look past father and see a "little brown boy" (my own words) sitting up in bed
> Brown boy says "please don't hurt me"
> mfw I calmly say "how could I hurt you? You're a ghost"
> my smart fucking ass
> Meanwhile, dad is nopeing out
> Don't remember much from then on
> ask dad about it later
> He was genuinely shitting bricks

I guess its possible I was hallucinating or whatever. Nothing like that has happened since. I'm thinking that if it was something it might have been related to the tsunami.

>>18329131
Bump

>>18328101
>have vivid dream
>surrounded by angles
>all different sizes
>a cute little angle walks towards me
> "time to wake up, anon"
>wake up
>math teacher talking about angles
>mfw
>can't be a coincidence

>>18329270
math teachers shouldn't be talking about reliigous things

>>18325456
>play daniel johnston songs and look at the moon because i'm a faggot teenager
:,)

>>18325702
You are the illegitimate offspring of a whore in a niche underground fetish brothel and one of her clients. What you saw were memories from the first two or three years of your life, before either your mother found a husband and got out of her old life, or you were adopted, whatever the case may be.

>>18325180
Had a similar experience
>be me with friend
>get really high and my parents don't know
>friend says we should go get snacks, being a fat ass I agree
>on way to gas station I say I have a bad feeling and say we should walk a little farther to the grocery store
>friend keks but agreed anyways
>at store my stoner friend is at the register
>winner.jpeg
>on my back I see my parents leaving gas station
>wew lad

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>>18324034
When I was in 5th grade we had just moved into this new house(picture relevant). And there were countless nights in that house that I would stay awake, and not be able to sleep, and I would hear strange noises, as if something were moving in the kitchen and storage rooms. This would only happen when everyone was asleep. Sometimes if I looked through the window, It would look as if something was moving in the kitchen. I would keep my door shut, and just try to sleep.

Second time weird things happen is in my new apartment where I hear tapping noises on my roommate's door, WHEN HE IS NOT EVEN HERE, or when the printer just turns sometimes for no reason. The creepy part about this is that these noises happen usually whenever I'm watching something and I increase the sound to the point it gets a bit too loud. If I pause the video, it stops. If I mute it, it stops. I got closer and it just does not seem normal. Shit is creepy.

The final thing that has kept me fucking creeped out as fuck and arguably will keep me creeped out until my death are my dreams. Throughout my childhood I always had dreams, and of course the majority of them I cannot consciously remember. But recently so many of the these dreams are coming true. For example, there was a dream I have had with all these colors and shit, and I also had these friends next to me that I did not recognize at that time. Two months ago I started uni. One of the prelectures I attended was about time management, and I was attending it with two new friends. The prof switched to a colorful slide, and I felt like I was there before. It then hit me that I had a dream like that before. This has happened countless times in the past few months. That is not the creepy thing about it. There are two dreams I still remember vividly: a war on a grassy plain, where some of my friends die, and my mother's death. These two are scary as fuck. I do not want to live those two moments. Its just scary.

>>18324034
>don't remember how I old I was (8-12)
>had my favorite toy gun, moving action as you shot
>had only one of these guns, gift from parents
>one night, go into my room, suddenly have two of them
>never had two, nor did I see any friends that had the same toy-gun
>still ask every kid that had been to my house if it was his
>no one, says it was theirs (in any honesty)
>I really freaked out over this one night to my parents
>said they had no idea, trying to get me out of panic attack
>nonetheless, still had two, instead of one toy guns
>as much as I liked that toy gun, it creeped me out having two for no reason
>I threw them away

Has stuck with me since, even though I make great efforts (booze) to not to remember my past for various reasons.

Also had a very creepy premonition of the Columbine shooting, that made me go batshit for a little while when I was 6th grade.

> be me
> father's first death anniversary
> invite friends over
> usual chats here and there
> one of my friends labels himself as someone whose "third eye" is activated
> stupid thought comes in to my head
> I wanted to prove the "third eye" thing as bullshit
> shouted "Dad if you're really here, give us a sign of your presence."

I know it sounds stupid because it is indeed stupid, but well that was 13-year old me.

> anyway
> an hour has passed nothing happened
> just when we thought all was well...
> my mom started coughing
> went to her room for awhile
> went back to the living room
>feeling much better, but you could still sense discomfort from her face
> the moment she went into the living room
> the place just got suddenly colder
> checked the AC
> it was set 80 - 85
> heard a loud noise. What the hell?
> then that's when she started gagging, puking

By the way, when all of this was happening my friend, the one who has the third eye, he was just calm. He had that stoic face.

> mom decided to stop the party after that
> she just couldn't endure it anymore

The next day he gave me a visit and told me everything that was happening -- everything that he saw from his perspective. It turns out the moment I felt suddenly cold, my father was beside me. And when my mom was gagging my father was sitting right next to her.

I guess he was right all along.

>>18324800
To me it sounds like a DMT trip, so you may died back there, and revived yourself, that also happened to me when I was bleeding out in a car accident, just to wake up in the hospital

>>18326013
i need to speak with you. we've met before. please email me.

>>18326102
I've never heard any voices, but I felt the bed shaking and spinning. It was a soothing feeling, though.

>>18329487

way to project bad vibes and induce a jinn into trying to help you out. those guys are easy to obligate, but usually just suck all the energy out of a room to manafest their form

that wasn't you're dad though. careful, if it thinks it failed is job by not convincing you its your dad, it'll get embarrassed and go apeshit. hopefully nothing else has happened since then, and the thing understands. just tell it thanks for trying :)

>>18330143
How do I even start? Well, I didn't really experience any spoopy things other than that. However, my mom had nightmares since then.

>watching some ookum spookum ghost show about haunted places
>pretty lame most of the way through but a segment on some shitty bar or something with disembodied demon eyes floating in the pisser kind of sticks with me
>laying in bed replaying the scene in my head, kind of spooped
>trying to keep my mind off if it, school in the morning
>suddenly a thud against the wall
>bed is next to wall dividing my room from the hallway. Thud was against the wall opposite that, separating my room from outside
>whatever probably the wind or something stupid
>not even spooped.jpg
>a few minutes pass
>another thud agains the wall
>its louder, and sounds like someone open palm slapping the wall from inside my room
>ok now im kind of spooped
>BAM
>this time much louder
>like someone punched the wall
>heart starting to race like crazy
>BAM
>this time its against the wall my bed is next to, close to my feet
>cover my head with covers and cower like a baby
>suffocating from breathing so hard
>BAM
>its even louder, and i can tell its getting closer to my head
>using every single fiber of my being to keep my bowels from rupturing all over my bed
>BAM
>its loud as fuck
>right next to my head
>can literally feel the air being displaced and the soundwave make contact with my eardrum as if someone just smashed their fist into the wall as hard as they could
>NOPE
>shit myself so hard it rockets me straight out of my bed
>sprint through the house at supersonic speed, flipping on every single light and leaving a splatter of piss and shitt all over the walls as i go
>fumble retardedly down the stairs, nearly breaking my neck in the process
>stick my landing in the tv room at the end of the staircase
>being the retard i am i dont manage to flip on the light to that room, but do manage to flip the light for the staircase off like a fucking pro
>FUCKFUCKFUCK
>shaking in a cold sweat so hard i could give michael j fox motion sickness
>call my friend who doesnt believe in ghosts and shit
(Continued)

>>18330220
>can barely get the words out my teeth are chattering so much
>probably sounded like a shit shaggy impression
>G-G-G-GHOSTS
>he laughs at me and hangs up because its like 2 am on a school night
>sitting in this room in the dark save for the light from the kitchen peering through at the top of the staircase
>complete silence
>trying to rationalize what the fuck just happened
>suddenly BAM from the top of the staircase
>this shit is fucking real
>no way to rationalize myself outta this one, this shit is fucking happening
>BAM
>its making its way down the staircase
>on the brink of tears
>BAM
>its almost to te base of the staircase
>Completely lose control of myself
>engage fight or flight mode
>this pussy chose flight
>run down the hallway at full kenyan speed
>get to my dad's door and beging banging on it as hard as i can and yelling as loud as i can to open the fuck up
>he opens the door and is understandably fucking livid
>OHMYGODTHERESTHISBANGINGNOISEANDSHITOHMYGOD
>he takes me through the house, turning on every light and opening every door
>im hiding behind him like a toddler at his first day of daycare
>i was 16 at the time this happened, by the way
>yeah, old enough to drive a fucking car

And nothing like that ever happened again. Can honestly say ive never been more scared in my life. I have some more stories from when i lived with my parents but theyre not as neat.

>>18327980
It's a delusion.

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>>18325501
The second history made me feel a little unconfortable. Mostly because i had an experience like that when i was younger.

>be me
>at the time i was 15 years old and lived with my grandparents.
>Sleeping in my bed, dreaming.
>I was walking at a museum, looking into the portraits.
>i was getting a little bored until something take my attention.
>it was a photograph of a woman. But it was pretty weird, not only because it was like the portrait were looking into me, she doen's like a human at all.
>pic related, sorta...
>in a split of a second, the woman aproach to the photograph, like she were looking throught those small door windows.
>she's very close to me, i am terrified, i can't even move. She's just there, nothing but looking with attention.
>I'm not sure why i felt so furious at her.
>I scream very loudly and fervent.
>A demon came out of the photograph and scream at me.
>whathaveidone.jpeg
>Wake up.
>Jump a little bit and then sit in my bed.
>I can't move, i'm paralized from fear and begin to shivering.
>I felt something it's still looking at me.
>It's in my room
>The door it's a little open, i can see it only with the corner of my eye because a can't move.
>Abruptly, the door closes.
>I don't know how many time i stay that way, but when i recover the mobility i check my cellphone to see the time.
>3:42 am
>i was still too scared to sleep, i stayed awake until the sun came out.

To this day, i can't forget what i saw in my dream.

>>18329276
>math
>angles
Not "angels".

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>>18326873
>Be me
>See hot girl
>Penis starts levitating
Wat do?

>>18324034
There was that time I posted cartoon frogs on the internet and that memed a xenophobe racist into the white house

>>18330239
Nother one from the pipline
>maybe 8 years old?
>family is getting ready to go out for dinner
>im downstairs watching tv or playing videogames or some shit
>go to drain the main vein
>as im pissing i can hear my family yelling for me to come upstairs
>try to yell "I'M TAKIN A PISS" as loud as i can knowing full well they cant hear me
>theyre still yelling my name
>hear my name, in a frail whisper
>can feel someone's breath on my ear
>NOPE
>freaks me out so bad i actually piss all over the toilet, wall and floor
>jesus fuck i still have more left
>force urine out of my little willy so gard it feels like im pissing lava
>finish and zip up so fast i nearly decapitate myself in the worst way imaginable
>dont even wash hands, run full sprint upstairs
>tell family what happened
>they make fun of me
>have to clean up piss before we can leave

Cant say i wouldnt do the same shit if i were a ghosty

>>18325456
>me and my sister are home alone and bored

I was hoping on something else

>>18330461
And another one. Im on a roll here. This is probably the last weird happening i ever encountered at that house
>18 years old
>taking a shit in the same bathroom from previous story
>just minding my own business, playing on my phone or whatever
>suddenly cannot breath
>like i can tell im sending the signal from my brain to my lungs to pull in a breath of air
>can even feel my chest expand to breath
>but my lungs just do not work
>fear rushes through my brain as i imagine myself being found dead by my dad after launching a fat turd
>clenching at my neck
>have no idea what to do, i cant even cry out
>its like my throat has been plugged but not in a painful way
>start to feel light headed
>seriously thinking im about to die
>suddenly feel this weird peacefulness
>like all my fear is gone in an instant and i just feel ok
>really not even sure how to explain it
>this lasts for maybe a split second and then my lungs miraculously start working again
>gasp for air as if i had been waterboarded for wearing a towl on my head at an airport
>immediately text my friend and tell him hell never guess how i almost just died

I dont really want to chalk that one up to the spookity ghosts or whatever, i think it mightve just been some freak happening. Never had it happen before or since, and to my knowledge my lungs are perfectly healthy.

>>18330476
But i aint out of stories yet!
Well this is the last one ive got stewing in the old memorie banks at the moment, and how fitting its basically the Ku De Gras. Believe if you want, or dont, cause i sure as hell would rather not.
>probably 4 or 5 years old at the oldest
>might be my earliest memory
>used to sleep in my mom's bed a lot because i was a crybaby little mama's boy
>my sister, 18 months older, was just as bad and would do the same
>wake up one night to go tinkle
>on my way to the bathroom i see my sister standing in the hallway, facing the opening to the kitchen
>shes just standing there talking to herself
>im such a stupid little shit kid i dont even think twice about it
>like seriously whenever i think back to when i was a kiddo i cant believe how much stuff just went over my fat head
>maybe im autistic but thats a story for another day
>anyhoo get my piss on, wash hands etc
>as im leaving i see her still just standing there talking
>crawl back in mom's bed
>shes half awake
>she gets up and looks around
>"wheres your sister?!"
>"shes in the hallway talking to the wall"
>she get up and walks into the hallway
>"anonnet what the hell are you doing!? Its the middle of the night!"
>"i was talking to a little girl"
>"what little girl!? Theres no little girl!"
>my mom is the over protective type and searches the house for burglars

>flashforward some time later
>in my own room, listening very closely for my mom to turn off her tv and go to bed ao i can turn mine on and watch tv all night like the little shit i am
>hear noise in the hallway
>wtf mom's already asleep
>take a peek, see my sister just standing there talking to the fucking hallway again
>go up to her
>"I know youre faking it. Mom said theres no other little girls in this house"
>she just stands there
>has stopped talking, but otherwise completely ignoring me
>shove her because im a spastic fuck and i want her to admit shes a liar liar 2 by 4 cant get through the kitchen door
(cont)

>>18330505
>she starts bawling
>wakes mom up
>shes pissed and thinks i hurt her or something
>get my ass spanked in my morning by my deer old pa for being the little shit stain i am

Now im sure this couldve just been an imaginary friend or something, but my parents have confirmed neither one of us had imsginary friends other than possibly this supposed little girl. And beyond the two times i caught her. I dont think they knew of her doing this shit many other times.
And she swears up and down she used to stay up late just to talk to this little girl all the time, though she doesnt remember a lot of the details anymore.
Hell im not even all that sure of the details on my part, like i said its an early ass memory.
Welp those are my stories.

>decide to take another step in the occult after 10 years of practice
>get into evocation
>evoke Eris
>a cup spontaneously breaks in another room
>repeat next week, record audio
>inaudible
>repeat next week
>candles go out

it keeps happening, but I don't even care anymore, what I get from the evocation is more important

>>18329487
>she started gagging and puking

He stuck his ghostly dick down her throat one last time dude.

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>>18324034
I got a story for y'all, and I swear by this to my grave. No shitting.

>Be ~13 y/o me
>Be a boy scout on an average camping trip
>Out in the Adirondacks, can't remember exact site unfortunately
>Just arrive to camp
>Pitchin tents and unpackin foodz
>All the other kids leave my beta ass to finish
>Follow them last into the woods to do some explorin'
>Don't go too far and turn down path through tall grass back to camp
>Not thinking bout much
>Making mental map of the site
>Suddenly feel something watching me
>Turn around and get struck with absolute fear
>See at least 7 foot tall figure at the edge of woods
>Covered in dark brown hair
>Immediate flight response
>Run the 50 or so feet into camp and tell incredulous adults
>Go back and find no evidence
>No one was that tall, or was in that area
>Forever ridiculed by my peers
>Leave Boy Scouts at second rank cuz fuck that gay shit

To this day, I know I saw a Sasquatch. I just wish I could remember where it was. Then, I maybe one day could go back and try to make contact again.

>>18328034
>insulting your height
I'm only 6 foot 1 tho

>>18324034
aaa fuck yeah lad,ive been waiting to share this story
>work at a grocery store that has spooky shit happen at night or when its slow
>nothing really to special, lights turning off and on, stuff moving
>never experience anything 2 sp00ky
>until one night in may
>it was a late night, and i was on a slow register
>i hadnt had a customer in almost an hour when a man walked up to me
>bald man, glasses, very feminine voice
>hands me his cash and says "the way i handed you that money is, so that it will always come back to me"
>interested, and bored so i talk with him for a bit
>claims to be a witch from down south
>neat
>goes on to tell me he can tell me all about who i was, am, and who i will be
>guess's a bunch of stuff about who i am that he should not have been able to know, like that my mother is an author and that i have four brothers,
>guess's the town i was born in (which isnt even close to where i am now) and the month i was born.
>makes vauge general predictions for my future, which seemed very metaphorical
>at the end of it he leaves, and as i say it was nice talking to him he says
"well dont worry, ill be seeing you again Mr (insert last name hear).
>realize later
>I never told him my last name
>get in car, and magic man is playing over the radio
still not sure if he is just a really dedicated stalker or i met a wizard, never seen him sense then, and that was like a year ago.

>>18325941
That means you're only 16 now

>>18325713
Did he look like one of the podesta brothers?

>>18329131
Jesus... You are a horrible person

>>18325977
i once tried to wake up but it was like i was forced back on my pillow and i felt kinda ''drugged''. I remember trying to sit up like 10 times to just be pushed back down. and i tried to force my eyes open but they wouldn't be open for more than 2 seconds. I know that it doesn't sound scary but it felt like someone was trying to control me and i was figthing back so hard to not fall asleep.

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Here's mine.

Part 1

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>>18325180
>you traveled in time to prevent your dad seeing your piss bottles
>time-travel-you pissed in the bottle but got caught

>>18325467
kek

>be me
>elementary school sometime between 2nd and 4th grade.
>our living room is at one end of the house
>hallway that runs from living room goes to other end of house.
>order of rooms goes my bedroom closest to living room, next parents, finally little bro.
>wake up in middle of night, something feels off.
>light in living room flips on, next footsteps heard someone moving around living room.
>can't see who it is and start freaking out, lights flip off but no one leaves living room.
>too scared to leave my bed, shout for dad.
>after a couple times me calling out "dad!" he comes to my bedroom to see what's up.
>explain, but he tells me just imagination/bad dream go back to bed, goes back to bedroom where mom is.
>happens again, lights flip on, and something in living room walking around I can hear the footsteps, light flips off.
>I was fucking terrified that night and hid under my sheets until I was so exhausted I finally fell asleep.

I would swear that house is haunted after that incident, but oddly enough when I lived with my mom there later in life I was staying in the basement and nothing odd would happen.

>>18331240
Poster of green text again.

Thinking back now I'm terrified that maybe it was a fucking squatter living in our house...

That shit scares the fuck out of me.

>>18326587
This sounds like a Steve background plot from American Dad

>>18327751
Dont miss next week's episode of Supernatural on the CW!!

1.
>2nd grade
>read in front class
>suddenly its done automaticly
>thinking like "what am i doing and how can this happen" while reading
>felt like standing next to myself/watch me from above

2.
>get to know bad bitch qt
>she was celebrating satanic rituals with her older sister when she was young
>tells me she has weird dreams often, one crazy one involced her exbf and 5 hung kitties he slaughtered
>mfw i recently had to drown 5 kitties cause family thought it would be the best thing to do
>go make some pics of local graveyard for qt
>weird lights appear on photos like bended streams of light
>suddenly i see some kind of schemen in a tree
>felt like i cant avoid looking deeply into that kind of shadow and some presence was reading all i did in life
>experinced it as look through "the other side" as hell or heaven would be
>had the feeling something followed me onf had to think of the cats and begging for mercy for their souls

>tried to an hero couple months later and when i was close to pass out, looking into my blood was like looking into a mirror and i saw a dark room but moar abstract as space

I didn't die despite how many times I nearly died

>Go live in Iceland with friends
>Go camping in a woodland park
>Go for a piss deep in the wood
>Got a weird feeling
>Get a like feminine presence, feel like I have to go deeper to find 'her'
>get the thoughts of a beautiful woman and i have to have her.
>get freaked out and leave

Was it a Huldra?

>>18329487
>13 year old has friend with opened third eye
Yeah ok buddy. Could he also fire a Kamehameha?

>>18328017
kek

I guess i'll dump my shitty stories here, there are a few minor occurences which didn't really spook me and one which spooked my shit solid for days.
I'll start from the minor ones.

>be me 12, get told to bring apples from hallway
>live in a private house, renovation is underway,at that time we were building a sauna
>hallway is basically outside so i have to walk more than 2 metres
>poor feet
>while taking apples hear shoveling coming from the sauna
>during the day dad shoveled sand to make a stabile base for the floor
>absolutely no reason for him to be still shoveling
>walk back in, slightly confused
>oh boyyyy, dad's inside, left wondering wtf i just heard
>make no fuss and ignore

cont.

Same house
>be 14
>brushing teeth etc.
>hear bell toll next to me
>stop for a few seconds to understand what i just heard
>like a normal bell, the sound echoed for a while
>brush slightly faster
>google useless shit, find useless ghost lore
>ignore, never happens again

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Now for the big whopper

>be 16, playing on computer with online friends, some who are in a skype call with me.
>parents away, went to a theatre
>door is closed, but i still hear whats going on in the house
>3 hours before parents are due i start hearing the front door opening and footsteps
>positive that what i hear is legit since it continues, it doesn't stop when i start listening.
>all this is while earphones are in, turned volume low still heard it
>took them off, absolutely nothing
>ignore for now
>it continues
>ask friends if they hear it too, they do
> act like a brave boy and go down stairs, it's empty, no one's there
>go back up, the noises continue
>friends still hear it too
>later when i tell my parents they don't believe it
>tfw

actually continuing since i remembered a repressed memory which happened at a younger age, same house

>>18331484
I forgot to mention that I usually had friends older than I am. I believe he was 25 at that time.

> Could he also fire a Kamehameha?

Kek.

>>18324800
You are in the matrix and your cable had contact issues.

This actually scarred me for some time, hence the reason why i forgot it so quickly

>be 10
>parens again at theatre, it's fall, it goes dark at 4 o' clock
>watch a random television channel
>its six o' cock
>parents will be back at ten or twelve
>enjoy my free time
>at around 18.30 hear someone knock at the door
>be polite and open it
>abso-fucking-lutely no one
> ten minutes pass, still enjoying my free time
> hear someone knock again, get slightly angry, open the door jerkily ready to jell someones head off
>still no one , now slightly spooked
>now the time in between the knocks is smaller, around a minute
>during the time where it's just a minute i open the door each time slightly spooked, dog is agitated, barking loudly, further agitates me
>yell at the dog to shut up
>around 17.20 the knocks have no time inbetween them, really violent pounding, im literally pressing myself against the wall next to the door willing te pounding to stop
> dog still barks
>I yell at the door crying like a bitch
>it doesn't stop
>i go upstairs to the computer room
> lock myself in, play some random 2010 hitsong at full volume and game the next 5-6 hours away
>it's around 23.10 don't hear the knocking anymore,
>fuck going downstairs i'll die of hunger in that saferoom if i have to
>parents come home,see me locked in the room
>they ask what's wrong
>tell them
>FUCKERS DON'T BELIEVE EVEN THOUGH MY DOEY EYED 10 YEAR-OLD SELF IS TRAUMATIZED!!!
>they suggest it was a neighbor
>next day,ask my best friend at the time if he fucked with me
>said no
>i have my doubts desu
>she's the kind of girl that plays around with voodoo and curses,quite sketchy
>threatened her
>then i believed that she spoke the truth

to this day i have no explanation, it happened only once bu that was the loudest and most violent unexplainable thing in my life.
Still live in same house,I have gotten used to feeling someones gaze,it leaves/i dont feel itwhen i masturbate which is hilarious tho

>>18324800
this has happened to me several times

wake up and walk about fully concious thinking that time is about to stop and then the universe will dissolve when you're on the toilet taking a hangover piss

used to happen every week

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>>18330805
exactly

>be me
>be scaredy faggot
>having a conversation with a friend who is into the occult and shit
>"If you ever hear a disembodied voice asking to come into your house, tell it to fuck off and don't open the door"
>I laugh at her for telling me ridiculous shit
>one week later
>me and my sister just chilling in the living room, watching a movie
>suddenly, we hear knocks on the door
>"Hello"
>we say hello back at the voice, sounds like one of the neighbors
>"Can I come in?"
>I suddenly go into DEFCON 1
>my sister is about to answer yes but I notice in time and I just cover her mouth with my hand
>"Who are you?"
>no answer
>nope.jpg
>"No, you can't come in, now fuck off!"
>sounds like whatever was on the other side was very frustrated and grunted
>quickly check the window to see who it was
>nothing, not even birds

Me and my sister couldn't sleep that night, now we're very wary of anyone who comes to the house

my house has two floors I sleep in the 2nd one my grandfather used to live with us and he had one of those rocking chair and it made a very annoying sound (my grandfather died 5 years ago) almost 1 month ago (my grandfather birthday if he was still alive) I was alone at midnight and I started hearing the annoying sound made by the chair when moving so I went down stairs and saw the chair was moving; I thought It was the wind so I jus flip it over and went back to my bedroom but a few moments later I started hearing the sound again so I went back down stairs this time with my cell in hand to use the lantern and the chair was back to normal and moving again so I took my cellphone to record when I saw the date on my mobile I saw it was my grandfather birthday and I said in loud voice ¨Grandpa happy birthday but I want to sleep ¨ and immediately the chair stopped

>>18330373
so you've seen her too?

fuck. that. bitch.

>>18326339
It's called Alice in Wonderland syndrome. I got it in the first month of taking Cymbalta. Whenever I was falling asleep, I felt my bodyparts being out of proportion (e.g. my hands being giant), and if I opened my eyes, distances and sizes of things would look grossly out of proportion.

>>18326057
Theres some real movie material right there, 5/5 would watch that film

At park with mom and brother. I was 12 and my brother was 9. Brother ran back to get his scooter from the car. I see the figure of a man on the opposite side of the park, about the size of an ant from my perspective. Get a weird feeling and tell my mom that "that man's going to kidnap brother!". Mom confused by what I meant. 10 second later my bro runs back screaming that the man tried to force him in his car.

Never had a similar experience again. Wish I knew what it was...

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>be me
>be 1 am dicking around in my room on my phone
>hear my door click
>don't think much about it until I walk by it later
>door is locked
>oh shit nigga
>lock doesn't engage unless door is fully closed
>this means that the click couldn't be the door fully closing
>something locked my door
>it's a one-way thumb lock
What do you think /x/

>used to be scared of being alone
>moved out at 18 to go to college with my kitten
>4 months into move, realize I haven't been scared once yet
>why was i scared at home when family left me to go out for a night, but 4 months alone and not 1 fear?
>lol ima see if I really don't get scared by looking up demon shit
>nightmares begin
>wake up at 4 am with the sense of a demonic presence above me
>lol, stop being paranoid
>start hearing shit
>tell the ghost to fuck off
>can't sleep anymore
>weeks of nightmares and strange vibes
>ghost spirit basically my roommate now
>confidence level of it existing is like 40%
>except at night, I gave it a 2000% chance of being real
>summer coming, mom gonna pick me from college
>lmfao, no room in the car for you ghost bucko
>pack my bags
>wait on couch for mom to tell me how far away she is.
>"I'll be there in 45 min sweet heart"
> ghost saw that text message
> hallway door slams shut
> btw idgaf if you believe me
> i don't even believe me at this point
> open door back up, cause that's how I wanted it to be
> cat walks into the hallway
> i hear hissing and banging
> cat screaming
> wtf it's real to me now
> run into the hallway
> cat wheezing like it was being choked out
> hpld my kitty close
> fur flying everywhere. pound of that shit on my shirt now
> wait outside with my bags and cat
> wonder if it was really a ghost or a thoughtform manifested from my own paranoia. either way, something happened

>>18325180
Mind is pretty good at making connections. Could have picked up a sounds that singles someone's in proximity to your room. Or heard a trash bag being collected and subconsciously knew your dad would clear the trash from the rest of your house

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>>18324034
Nothing too much special but definitely odd anyways
>Be 15-17 i don't remember exactly
>be at church
>I'm a pretty distracted individual so my mind was in the clouds as usual
>pastor was in the middle of his speech
>suddenly I start to feel this deep sense of horror i look at my mother who is right at my side, but it feels like she's a stranger, same thing with everyone in the building
>star to tear up, I felt like everyone in that room, people i care about, just suddenly died and i was in a room full of strangers
>now I'm actually crying with passion and all that
>everyone around me starts to freak out
>"""mother""" conforts me and ask what's wrong
>At the moment she touches me the feeling is gone and everything is normal again
>friends and family ask what happened, I don't know how to explain it and I say that "i don't know"
>I have never told the actual experience
>later that day i sent a message to a friend that lived outside of town to tell him that if i died he took care of a thing
I still don't know what the hell happened, but the feeling of horror was a thing I've never experienced again

Pic absolutely unrelated

>>18324034
>Be 7
>Family goes to the mall
>We arrive on first floor
>We go up to the second floor
>Shop there rest of the time we're there
>We decide to go home
>We walk out into the parking lot
>On the second floor

>>18327139
every post in this thread

>around 7 years old I started getting auditory hallucinations
>they only happened twice
>first time
>wake up in the middle of the night
>have to piss
>sit up in bed
>hear loud deep voice shout at me
>"lay back down"
>terrified, I oblige
>laying in bed for a couple minutes
>mini air hockey table under my bed turns on
>FUUUUUCK THIS
>run to mom's room
>sleep on the floor in there

>second time
>couple days after first incident
>still sleeping in mom's room
>wake up in the middle of the night
>look in to her bathroom
>pitch black
>hear same voice
>"go back to bed"
>again, I oblige

>chilling with some friends at my house
>about 3am
>get voicemail on my phone
>no call - just voicemail
>listen to it
>2 minutes of a man mumbling in to phone
>last 30 seconds clearly a woman screaming for help
>check number from voicemail
>unknown
>try to return call through voicemail
>out of service

>>18324034
>be me
>own pawn shop
>work there with old man and bro "Big Hoss"
>everything in there had a story
>and a price
wanna know the one thing I learned after 21 years?
you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door

>>18325903
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>>18324730
maybe your life is a Role Playing Game and you being the player are naturally the chosen one. The world with revolve around you and everyone mystical knows of your power.

>>18325456
Look up the hatman and shadow people.

>>18327435
fuck you /v/

I pretty regularly wake up and see things above the bed or next to the bed. I say things cause sometimes it takes the form of objects with facial features, like blobs of darkness with a head.

Other times I see people, mainly women, stood next to the bed. The clearest it's ever been is a girl stood next to the bed, I could make out her features clearly but it was ghostly white.

I know this isn't particularly paranormal but it feels odd nonetheless

>>18332407
What?!

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>>18325456
It was Chris Chan
>>18325766
it was your dad, he knocks on your door with his dick for the chortles
>>18326013
I had the same reaction when I watched the minions movie
>>18326149
Was the song "It's a small world" by any chance?
>>18325977
did it died?
>>18326781
you shouldn't really be sleeping with your parents if you're 34
>>18326509
acute angles killed my parents
>>18330455
call a scientist
>>18331539
it was your dad, he attaches bells to his dick and knocks on doors

>>18326013
Wow you just summed up my life at the moment. Lost my job 4 months ago now I stay up late listening to all this fucked up shits about ufos ect....
What did he tell you that really made you think?

>be small chiddler
>often home alone, mom would make sure I was home after school, and then leave me and my bro home while she went to work
>we had like literally eleven soccer balls because my little bro loved soccer
>he would always kick balls over the fence by accident into the neighbors garden
>when too many went over be would ask me to just climb over and take them back real quick
>one day we're home alone and I'm playing some donkey kong country on my SNES, when my bro says he wants me to go get some balls back
>all right, I climb into my neighbors garden and start tossing them back over same as always
>as I'm picking one up, I notice the neighbor is watching me from her window
>panic, I've never been 'caught' before, would she really mind? she must know what I'm doing? would I really be in trouble?
>decide to escape and hide in my house, was just a kid and I was kind of scared
>as I was climbing back over the fence, neighbor comes out into the garden
>she was a fat red haired lady with heavy eye shadow
>she was grinning and I noticed this but I didn't care, I didn't want to be caught and wanted to run
>lil bro is excited by my commotion and follows me in
>neighbor lady doesn't say anything, but is watching and grinning at me over the fence all the way as I run
>forget about this within minutes and play SNES again
>about an hour later, night is starting to fall
>lil bro says the neighbor lady wants to come in
>what the fuck am I really in trouble?
>I go to the front door and open up but no one is there
>no, my bro says, she's in the garden and she wants to come in
>turn around to view the backdoor and saw her ugly, grinning, shadowy eyed face staring through the glass
>felt something was terribly wrong and got a big brother instinct, wanted to tell her to go away but was too afraid to move or really speak
>a few minutes later she moved out of sight
>too afraid to check if she's still in our garden
>mom literally just didn't believe us

>>18329131
could be some past life shit
who knows

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>>18324034
Here's mine

> i've been a Scout my whole life in a sort-of catholic (but super chill) organization here in Italy
> a couple years ago, decide to become a scout chief myself
> other chiefs are all pretty great dudes and girls in their 20/30s, but there's also an old guy that is the founder of our group. His name is Bruno
> he doesn't do the educational stuff anymore but just likes to hang out with the new generations on our annual summer vacations, he has a shitton of experience and is always useful, but he's also sort of an oddball
> VERY religious, claims he has an "high perception" and is an endless supply of spooky religious stories, like feeling presences or being talked to when alone

> This was 3 years ago, i was at my first year as a chief and got assigned to the Cubs (8 to 10 yo kids)
> We go to pic related in the beautiful Marradi hills for our summer week camp
> About 8 adults and 35 kids, really tiring but also having a great time, kids are great and so is the company of other chiefs, also living in nature is always wonderful
> The house is inside a forest so it's full of critters, and is also close to a farm with sheep, horses and chickens
> Every night after kids go to bed we adults round up outside the house to drink some wine or beer and talk about how the day went
> Eventually everyone goes to bed except for me and other two, just talking in the silence of a beautiful starry night. About 1 AM
> All of a sudden the whole forest of animals together with the farm animals goes batshit insane
> I mean horses, sheep and chickens shouting their lungs out, even the fuckin insects start buzzing like crazy
> First thing we think is an earthquake is coming and we're just about to take action and wake the kids to evacuate the old house, just for safety
> As suddenly as it started, the animal shouting fades away
> Maybe it wasn't an earthquake after all. We call it quits and go to bed

continue...

>>18332643
> Me and the other two slept in the same room as Bruno, who being about 70, went to bed much earlier than us
> When we enter we hear him talking in his sleep, muttering stuff like "go away" or "leave us alone"
> He seems very agitated, he's moving quite vigorously and his wooden bed is creaking all over
> he never did this the other 3/4 nights we slept in the same room
> eventually Bruno stops and everyone goes to bed

> The next morning, we meet at the house's kitchen for a cup of coffee before waking up the kids
> Nicola, one of the two chiefs that were with me that night, jokingly asks Bruno "who was he so angry at" that night, explaining that we heard him muttering
> Bruno simply replies "Oh! At the devil!"
> mfw fucking satan tried to approach an house in the woods with 35 kids in it, scaring the whole forest with its mere presence, and was fend off by a sleeping badass in his seventies
> we ask more about it searching for an explanation of what happened with the animals
> Bruno doesn't explain much, saying as he usually does that he just has an "high perception" for this kind of stuff
> spends the whole morning praying alone in the chapel inside the house

I still don't know if i'm a believer or not, but this kind of stuff sure is making me tend towards a certain side. I have to say that while it's really scary to know that evil forces do exist, it's also heartwarming to know that there also are benevolous entities (in this case, whatever helped Bruno "fend off" the devil) that are always on the watch, protecting us

>>18331417
You were horny, and tugging on your dick while half asleep made you want to fuck. Being half asleep and horny made your mind wander a bit, and you imagined boning a hot girl out in the cold woods.

>>18326112
The same exact thing has happened to me as a child except the bee was a spider and it was on the ceiling. Shit was huge but i'm sure my eyes were playing tricks on me though. I was awake..

>>18330840
This is gonna be really funny if you guys had to wear name tags

>>18324034
>me
>in warm moist darkness
>tremors
>i'm being squeezed
>suddenly in a dry, cold hell-realm of light and sound
>grabbed by one leg
>then some sonnuvabitch hits me

I've never gotten over it.

>Be me
>Be in the forest with my Mum
>she goes ahead of me
>steps into a clearing
>I hear a gunshot
>Mum fals over, twitchong and bleeding
>I run in terror
>I run and run and run
>Suddenly, my Dad
>He takes me deeper into the forest

>>18330752
i went to college in boone. i am convinced i saw samsquantch once.
>be sitting in a clearing, bordered by woods on side of hill
>with roommate about to smoke the weed, just got there maybe 5 mins ago, still getting the stuff out and about to pack it
>it is just past twilight, daylight is fading fast. can just make out the treeline across the clearing, maybe 200 feet across
>we are sitting right in between the only two trees in the clearing
>hear leaves rustling in woods across the clearing and a bit uphill from us
>fuck off deer we're about to chill
>get's louder, closer to treeline, we still think its a deer at this point, maybe it'll come up close to us or some shit
>darker still now, maybe 10 mins have passed, can barely see anything now.
>noises stop as it breaks the treeline, we wait for it to fuck off. me being paranoid as usual decide not to smoke until it fucks off as we're in a wooded neighbourhood
>see a shadow, maybe size of a person, as the thing walks downhill and is visible against the lighter grass.
>i think its a homeowner so we're stock still not making a noise.
CONT'D

>>18333051
>it gets closer and as it gets within 50 feet of us i realize it's fucking massive, pretty much only a shadow thought and can't make out any features
>it isn't a bear, no bears that big here and it was walking upright down a hill, not a deer, way too tall with human profile. isn't a man, easily several feet taller than 6'
>i'm basically shitting bricks now, we're both still eternal, unmoving rocks under this tree
>couldn't hear any footprints as it walked. scratch that, as it was strolling down the side of this hill.
>passes within 20 feet of where we were sitting
>it just fucking strolls down the hill and back into the treeline
>fading leaves crunching as it fucks off to do samsquantch activities
>we wait maybe 5 minutes, i don't even remember if we said anything to each other before we both book it back through a gravel path that led us there to the neighbourhood's road
>friend left his gloves there, we didnt even smoke until an hour later, both convinced we just saw samsquanch
>TL;DR-friend and i saw samsquanch at twilight in a hillside clearing in boone

>some months ago
>me in my bedroom (city)
>petting my rooster friend and preparing his "bed" because is a very cold night and I don't want him to get flu again
>be in my desk doing stuff in the computer
>suddenly rooster gets a little too nervous and starts singing with no apparent reason
>headphones feel a little strange, maybe is "just static charge"
>trying to stay calm
>go to sleep
>3 hours letter
>wake up and see this in through window
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgfDnmm9FPQ
>appears to be over a near small park at 1 block
>clean eyes with a Kleenex and trying blink faster without loosing sight of the light
>is fucking real, is fucking there, what is it? "I can't believe it"
>stare for 5 minutes waiting for an explanation or a hint of what could be
>couldn't sleep anymore, too cold to abandon bed, too anxious to talk about it
>some months later
>recurrent nightmares of lots of chickens getting lost in a very long train
>weeks later
>all roosters died of cholera in the neighbourhood in the rainy season

;-;

>>18324730
no

>>18325211
edgy

>did acid
>bad trip
>completely schizo for a few weeks, thought people were after me, depersonalization etc.
>snapped out of it
Never happened any trip after that, 300mcg btw.

>>18325266
>mfw it was ur parents shushing you for being an obnoxiously loud tinkler.

>17 or 18
>parents left town for weekend
>chillin in my room sitting on my bed opposite my bedroom door, which is closed
>listening to the doors best of cd
>smoking bong bowls
>bedroom door opens smoothly
>panic mode, parents must have come home for something, fuuuuuuck
>prepare myself
>nobody standing in doorway
>nobody in the hallway
>nobody is home but me
>all windows shut, no drafts, never happened before
>scared as fuck all weekend

Year or two later

>visiting home
>staying in my old room
>sleeping
>super real dream that I couldn't open my door, doorknob spins but won't open, suddenly FELT my arm go numb and spaz out
>wake up, mad shook son
>try to leave my room
>door knob turns but won't open
>wtf wtf wtf

For real, 100% true, can't believe the coincidence til this day

>>18326587
post pic of scars

>>18325266
That sounds terrifying.

I'm psychic

Answer: OP

>>18333747
Who is a bigger faggot then you?

>>18333352

Have you ever drawn parallels to the fact that it happened while you were listening to the Doors?

>>18328083
Don't you understand? He saw a mathematical object physicall existing. Fucking spoopy.
And even spoopier that we all have to apologize to the Platonists now.

>>18332840
It was in the day.

>>18332407
We have a mall like that in VA, the parking lot slopes around it so one side its on the first floor and the other side is the second floor.

>>18331417
Skaftefell?

>>18327153
She has a app on the phone to turn the tv on. Smart remote

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>>18325456
Ive had some shadow guy like that appear before.
>at my friends house
>decide it will be le ebin if the 3 of us walk around outside at 3am
>walk past lake
>i say "lets walk down by the lake"
>suddenly my friend says "i have a bad feeling about that place we really shouldn't go down there"
>im not very confrontational so i just say "alright then"
>we walk around our village then walk past the lake again on the way back home
>some guy in a fedora walking on the other side of the road
>my friend that didnt want to walk down the lake points him out to me
>he is ash black even when he walks under the street lights
>turn around to point him out to my 3rd friend
>he says "i don't see anyone"
>turn back to the other side of the road and no one is there
>other friend said he just vanished
>spooped so we run home
>find out a few days later that the police found a body in the lake
Mfw

>>18325222
check proves

>>18332512
Could you reccommend a song of theirs?

>>18332881
we did, but they didnt have last names, not even an inital.

>>18327660
You were almost a load in one of those socks

>>18333754
Than*

>>18325903
Have fun correcting the record in the unemployment line, shill.

>>18326057
So you were locked out? And how do you remember all of that? I can't even remember my last conversation.

>>18326102
I would hear quiet screaming inside of my pillow if that makes any sense, almost like someone in the distance was yelling but not quite. Also when I closed my eyes, my hands would feel the wrinkles under the pillow and something about that really upset me, to the point of crying. I ended up going to my parents bedroom, I tried to explain but they just thought it was a nightmare. They were worried though, I wasn't even that young, and I wasn't the kind of kid who had a lot of nightmares. It never happened again though, just a one time occurrence.

>>18327153
>What's going on?
must be a ghost lol

>>18329270
Your life is like a kids movie.

>>18326013
Pleasure tell us what he told you.

>>18327672
Maybe he got mad because someone tripped on him and he was just going there to seethe for a second.

>>18330880
Nobody said it was 2011 brainiac.

>be 10
>wake up in the middle of the night
>theres a figure standing on the other side of my room
>freak out internally
>too scared to move
>too scared to breath
>stare
>work up courage
>call out to it
>no response
>get scared again
>don't move
>be brave
>throw something at it
>doesn't respond
>get out of bed
>very slowly approach
>fearing death
>nudge
>It's a coat

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>>18330373
>>18331696
I've seen her too

>>18331159
kek

>>18325702
i have similar visions per se of my childhood home just up the lane. very weird

>>18326088
>>18326075
kek

>>18325977
I love how your first reaction to seeing a shadow person is just to fucking murder it.

>>18328107
What brewery anon?

>>18325180
10/10

>be 11
>having a dream that im being followed down the street by a man in a black hat and long coat
>half wakes up and goes back to sleep
>has another dream that im on a different street, i turn around and the man is standing there
>he grabs out for me
>sees he has no face
>NOPE
>wakes up
>looks around the room
>hes standing in the corner of the room
>NO.
>PE.
>starts screaming for mummy
>mum bursts in and turns the light on
>looks at me like WTF
>i realise it's a fucking coat hanging on a wooden coatstand with a hat on top
>doh.jpg
>feels like a total idiot
>apologises and tells mum its ok go back to bed
>>next day
>wakes up in the morning and notices coatstand is gone
>goes into kitchen
>morningmum.jpg!
>mum kinda laughs, asks what the commotion was last night
>tells her about dream and guy in hat
>tells her the coatstand in my room looked like the man and thats why i screamed
>mum looks at me puzzled..
>..."coat-stand?"
>"...we don't have a coat-stand"

>>18332466
yo fuck that report this to the cops

do you still have the voicemail anon?

>comes home from work 8 months ago
>takes shoes off and opens living room door
>there's a 10 year old girl skipping through my living room
>she's barefoot, wearing a white party dress with 3 or 4 horizontal black stripes
>her brown curly shoulder length hair bounces as she skips into the kitchen
>shouts .."hey!" at her as she enters the kitchen
>can't fathom how this girl got into my housr
>starts running after her
>watches as she turns the corner, brushing against the door and making it close
>bursts into kitchen probably 2 steps behind her
>.."What you doing in my house!"
>looks around
>she's gone
>searches house checking doors windows cupboards
>nothing
>tries to put it down to hallucination
>cant forget about the door closing behind her
>hallucinations don't close doors

This happened to me a few years ago. Quite weird desu

>wakes up one sunday morning
>mobile starts ringing
>answers the phone, it's a little girl around 6 id guess
>... "Hello, Grandad!"
>politely tells the girl she has the wrong number and hangs up
>2 mins later she calls back
>... "Hello Grandad!"
>again tells her she had wrong number, and hangs up
>2 mins later she calls back
>same again, tells her wrong number etc
>hears she's getting quite upset
>she starts talking to someone in the room and I hear her say... "Dad, Grandads tricking me!"
>so I kinda laugh and apologise, telling her its all just one big mistake and shes probably just dialled the wrong number
>then she says..
>... "B..but.. you ARE Grandad!"
>... "..you sound like Grandad!..."...
>.."..and your name is.."
>she says my full name, including middle name
>?
>immedietly starts to think im being pranked and starts laughing
>hears girl say.. "somethings wrong with Grandad!"..
>there's a rustling sound on the line, then a man comes on
>guy says.. "Dad?"
>i say hello, tell him wrong number
>guy says
>.. "Dad? [my name] You feeling, Ok? Want me to pop round?"
>fucking hangs phone up
>they never rang back