What would you do if you found a perpetual motion machine with

Turn 360° and walk away.

>>18292524
flick it and see what happens

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>>18292524
push the button

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So.
"Echoic" has all the lettering of choice, yet is not. Channel your chaos.

>>18292524
Skeletons, of course

Probably wouldn't understand what I was looking at.

>>18292524
Crank that sucker way the fuck up man.

>>18292524
That's like asking me what I'd do with a machine that just shits out pizzas all day and runs on elf tears

>>18292593
Why would you recreate the Arc of the Covenant?
Conceivably, this device could be more useful than creating a society of sorrow-leperous plague-elfs that "really enjoy pizza", like the one we live in.

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>>18292591
Like this?

>>18292609
Nah. We already know Buzz Aldrin has been talking to ets. Crazy think I had a dream I time traveled and met him in the past. He did not seem at all surprised to see me, and he even knew my name. It seems like I felt that ripple of time somehow like I was inside the tv watching the moon landing. I wasn't even alive back then.

But really that stuff for me is childs play. You gotta turn that chaos portal way the fuck up. If reality isn't bending, and you aren't summoning teleporting gravitational singularities, why are we even having this conversation?

>>18292602
The arc is only as useful as the plebs who understand how to use it. If humans use a device as a spiritual crutch, we aren't making the necessary spiritual jump in evolution.

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>>18292524
Make Billions of Bitcoins with ma Livestream

>>18292535
So wak right towards it after you spin around??

Study it. Publish a few nobel prize winning physics papers subsequently.

>>18292524
Sell it on e-bay for sure

>>18292631
So, what you're saying is, you yourself had a dream where the people in your dream knew your name? Weird.

Try and have sex with it.

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>>18292524
Shit a snake

blast it with 500 gallons of liquid shit

Gaslight it until it ends up in an insane asylum.

>>18292524
Fuck it.

Recite poetry to it.

>>18292524
Submit it via rear naked choke.

Sell it on ebay.

Knit it a scarf, mittens and little booties so it stays nice and snug at night.

me: hey
perpetual motion machine: yo
me: what's up?
pmm: check this out
*fulcrum*
me: whoaa--ly shit dude
pmm: plus fire and page numbering
me: nice

>>18292524
give it an intentional effusion of my cum

>>18292716
No he said away, idiot

>>18294166
Imbecile.

>>18294178
down syndrom

>>18292524
Name it Pete.

>>18294178
Not >>18294166
But it seems like your intelligence is getting in the way of your understanding of sarcasm on the internet.

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>>18294178
Philistine.

>>18294335
That...I haven't seen. Fuck.

>>18292524
I would tell you to learn what those words mean