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>>18278319
gimme gimme muh astrology, big meanie

>>18278322
are you having a stroke?

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Requesting a reading.

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>>18278319
Please halp

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Last time someone read my chart they reckoned I was gonna get murdered sometime next year. Can anyone confirm? Or like deny this? I'd prefer it if you deny it.

>>18278509
>Scorpio ascendant

ow the edge

>>18278554
you're gonna b kill

someone's gonna be pissed at you because you know

sun in Scorpio/Aries ascendant/moon in Scorpio makes you just a giant edgy asshole

and you're gonna get rekt

>>18278652
Pls no bully; what's mine?

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>>18278509
Hello my four sided polygon friend :^)


What do you people think of Aquariuses?

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I just did this thing, havent a clue what any of it means and im hugely sceptical of this stuff but id appreciate an interpretation

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Requestin' a read on mine.

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I feel like doing something nice, should I work on a bonsai tree or something?

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If anyone would be kind enough to read my chart I would appreciate it. Thanks!

Compatibility between Aries male and Aries female? :O

>>18279893
Not bad, keep each other in line but really depends on the moon/venus/mars I think

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Tell me, why do you hate the wet signs?
Bonus: Which wet sign is the worst wet sign?

>>18280451
water signs are garbage because they're crybabby faggots

personally the edge of scorpios is most offputting to me out of all the water signs

like I feel at any moment when I'm around someone with a Scorpio sun/asc/moon they are going to break out an airhorn and do some rendition of "crawling" while stepping on a puppy

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requesting a reading friends

>>18280641
I'm Scorpio rising. I wouldn't do any of those things. Not all at the same time anyway.

>>18280451
most of the water signs I know are quite emotional and very easy to express when they're upset (lotsa tears) which can be pretty jarring if you're someone who isn't that open.

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would love a reading

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Would love a reading if anyone has time. :^)

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Would anyone be able to give a reading please.

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>>18282063
I don't believe you

Scorpio here
>inb4 Scorpios are kikes, niggers, etc

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any info would be helpful

>>18282686
too late

shit was already talked about you edgelords

>>18282742
all the scorpios i know aren't edgy. they just cry a LOT. my scorpio roommate has a breakdown once a week pretty much

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>>18282742
would you be able to do a reading on mine

>>18282717
this one is mine, never really had anyone tell me about my astrology

>>18282749
>my scorpio roommate has a breakdown once a week pretty much

how fucking crazy do you have to be to melt down weekly?

>>18282804
well i mean he's depressed so lmao. it's not huge breakdowns but water signs are set off easily so

>>18282828
so what you're saying is his feefees overtook him?

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>>18278319
>>18280451
>>18280641

Is Aquarius a super water sign?

>>18282843
sure.

>>18282884
it's actually an air sign! the elements of signs don't necessarily relate to symbolism of the constellations themselves

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>>18282884
>Aquarius
>water sign

>>18282843
>>18282893
he gets pussy three times a week if not more though so ya know. he's doing better than y'all

>>18282935
I have sex like every day

me and the ball and chain cannot keep our hands to ourselves

>>18282952
K.

>>18283017
you wanna watch?

>>18283019
why would i want to watch you fuck a blowup doll???

>>18283022
>my husband is a blow up doll

why are you in such a bad mood?

>>18283026
im not im druuuunk lmao.

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>>18283022
Why not a blow-up DRAGON!?

>>18283029
ah, that's why you're throwing such a fit

>>18283032
>not the blow up killer whale

pls

>>18283039
sure. anyway water signs cry a lot it's whatever man u just gotta learn to deal. it's not their fault that other signs are emotionally consptipated

>>18283057
>knows not everything warrants a full blown bawwfest tantrum
>emotionally constipated


here I thought water signs didn't have a sense of humor

that was a good joke anon

>>18283062
im not a water sign lmao im a sagittarius

>>18283068
then why are you defending the bawwbabby mentality

>>18283076
because, despite being super autistic, i have the ability to understand and empathize with the feelings and experiences of others

>>18283085
I can empathize too but that doesn't mean I have to enable blatant whiny faggots who burst into tears at the smallest provocation

>>18283101
Well then maybe you shouldn't assume that anyone who gets upset a lot is a whiny faggot hmm? There's plenty of reasons why someone might get upset a lot. Of course that's require thinking beyond your own very narrow experiences

>>18283122
And trust me, if anyone can reasonably call water signs whiny faggots, it's me who lives with two water signs and was in love with another.

>>18283122
>Well then maybe you shouldn't assume that anyone who gets upset a lot is a whiny faggot hmm

but that's literally what being a whiny faggot is

>>18283143
Ah so you live in a magical world where no one has any problems. You have fun over there we'll be busy dealing with real shit lmao

>>18283158
being upset when the occasion arises is fine but you specified that it was "a lot" which is the same as saying there is a surplus of circumstances that this person is getting upset at

seriously

for your own sake

go back to tumblr

>>18283161
K.

>>18283163
#triggered

I love your well thought out totally non ragequitty response

>>18283164
K

>>18283171
do... do we kiss now?

>>18283171
Anyway back to astrology, I've found that water signs' emotional nature is well mediated by earth signs. Not to make a pun but earth signs help ground water signs and point out when they're letting their emotions get the better of them. I'm a fire sign living with an earth sign and two waters and it's a pretty decent configuration. It helps that the earth sign and I both have Leo rising and my moon is an earth sign. We got along right away despite only having talked a little before living together

>>18283181
People generalize signs but it's also important to think about who someone is around. Too many water signs is a cryfest but in my apartment having me and an earth sign balances things out. Then of course there's the rest of the chart to consider. It's not as simple as "water signs are whiny and emotional"

>>18283181
>living with two water signs

I imagine this is like living with two women who are constantly having their periods

>>18283199
Not really. Living with me (a fire sign) and an eartb sign balances things out. And honestly I'd take overly emotional water signs over distant and detached air signs.

>>18283236
>I'd take overly emotional water signs over distant and detached air signs.

I don't understand

what mental illness do you have?

>>18283251
Autism, depression, avpd. As someone who can't express feelings well I envy this that can and I cannot for the life of me understand how to interact with people who are detached (that's the autism)

>>18283260
wow I was joking but you confirmed the theory that you need to have a mental illness to like being around water signs

>>18283269
Well we can't all be beacons of perfection like you now can we?

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>>18283273
I guess not

it's okay

I don't blame you

I blame your parents

they didn't have the breeding or skills to have a kid as great as me

>>18283283
This of course begs the question, what's your sign? Since you're clearly soooo superior

>>18283290
I hope you aren't actually taking what I'm saying seriously m8


I'm gem sun/sag asc since you asked

>>18283293
Mm yep I figured. Get your head out of the clouds once in a while. Every Gemini I've known has been so oblivious to the actual experiences of real people. It's so sad
Also glad to know that your reaction to my distaste for air signs was because you're one. You're not hot shit you know.

>>18283306
you are taking this way too seriously

like every single thread there's someone who comes in and pouts because they don't know what a joke is and you're that person of this thread

good job

>doesn't know my Gemini sun is well balanced with sag rising

so not only are you new, you don't know a lot about astrology to begin with?

>>18283316
What can I say? Sag sun leo rising and Taurus moon make me argumentative and stubborn.

>>18283328
yeah but is your merc in Aries?

because you're talking out your ass without taking a minuet to chill and realize I joke 99% of the time

seriously

breathe in

breathe out

your hissy fit will soon pass

>>18283335
Nope Mercury is in Capricorn. Just love a good argument to be quite honest

>>18283342
well I do too but you aren't good at arguing

I'm just humoring you because I'm generous

aren't you grateful?

someone this great is giving you all the (you)s you want

>>18283350
Eh. I've had better arguments

>>18283356
I just said this argument is shit because you're incompetent and that makes me just feel bad so I put the kid gloves on and humor you

pay attention

you sure your merc isn't in aries?

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can i have a reading please?

>>18282893
Oh cool, thank you! I'll read up on that a bit. Astrology (and Astronomy too) are very interesting but I haven't done much research on it.

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Best plant to represent a Pisces? I want to grow something, you know, sustain and guide life. Idk maybe I just need a hobby that isn't super edgy.

>>18283386
you should definitely do some research!! there's a lot of nuance and it's honestly very fascinating

>>18283388
https://www.google.com/amp/s/stealingfirefromthegods.wordpress.com/2014/11/17/traditional-correspondences-pisces/amp/?client=safari

There's a bunch. I guess just go with your intuition, Pisces are good with that

My sun with is cancer, but it doesn't describe me very well. What do?

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HOW MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO POST ON THIS FUCKING WEBSITE FOURCHANGE.

I HAVE ASKED MULTIPLE TIMES FOR A READING AND HAVE NEVER BEEN ANSWERED.

WHOEVER RUNS THIS SHITSHOW OF A WEBSITE NEEDS TO SORT THE CUSTOMER SERVICE OUT, OTHERWISE I'LL STOP PAYING. SERIOUSLY.

>>18284380
depends on what your moon and rising signs are, they have a pretty big impact on your personality

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>>18284402
Read me pls? I want help understanding my chart.

>>18284396
wowee your chart it about as pissed off as you are right now. You've got all fire signs for your sun/moon/rising which means you're volatile. Especially with having Leo rising and Aries moon you're a very passionate, driven person, but also have a tendency to be prideful and vain. (before you get pissed at me i also have sag sun and leo rising so this is coming from experience)

>>18284406
Anyone?

is gemini elite

>>18284406
oh okay your chart totally makes sense with what you'd said! yeah a lot of the cancer traits are mitigated by your virgo rising and sagittarius moon.
your rising sign influences your outward personality and how you behave around others. People with virgo rising tend to be reserved in their emotions (while cancers are known to be moody)
your moon sign on the other hand, has to do with your internal thoughts and emotions. with a sagittarius moon you have a desire for relationships and you like to be doing things, having fun!
your chart works out nicely because the virgo rising mitigates some of the negative aspects of cancer, and sag moon brings out the more positive ones like spontaneity and creativity. the virgo moon could be a bit of a hinderance at times, as your reserved behavior may be at odds with your sun and moon signs' love of connection.

>>18284435
Thanks. It just seems to me that I carry traits that are very varied. I agree that I'm very emotional on the inside, but don't like to show it (cancer), but I happen to be very lazy and love to argue, which seems at odds with Virgo and cancer. I dunno, my Myer-Briggs is EN(T/F)P, leaning towards the T, if that helps anything.

>>18284445
I'm also not really modest at all.

>>18284445
yeah that sounds about right. loving to argue probably comes a bit from the sagittarius moon (im sag sun and boy do i love to argue)
the conflicts in traits is pretty common though. that's just how people are

>>18284453
Do the signs influence introversion/extraversion?

>>18284396
Jfc calm down

>>18284433
ye

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What is this?

>>18284458
in general? oh totally.
in your chart? yeah I'd say so. in that respect you're pretty at odds. a desire to be extroverted, but you have trouble actually being so, or you can only be outgoing in certain situations

>>18283199
My husband is a Cancer and is pretty grounded and even emotionally, so I don't know about all that.

>>18284525
why are you lying on the Internet

I am a cancer.

Legitimately the only emotion I am even able to express is anger.

Does this tally with your sky voodoo?

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just wanted to ask a quick question; my friend's chart has really distorted house sizes when generated in placidus, so would it be more accurate for me to interpret the houses placements in equal house format?

>>18284655
if you have fire in your chart then ye

>>18284641
Which part am I supposed to be lying about?

>>18284674
any cancer being grounded emotionally

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How shit is my chart? What can I do to improve emotional intelligence and social anxhiety?

>>18284692
Define "emotional grounding."

>>18284724
the opposite of cancer

>>18284692
It's true though. He keeps it together easily, like it's second nature. He has me bested, however I'm a Libra.

>>18284731
>libra

well you're insane so your opinions can't be trusted

>>18284729
Thanks buddy. You're really making a good case for your star magicks.
t. Cancer sun, Virgo ascendant, Sag moon

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edited repost
is i can get a read pls ty

>>18284735
Insane?
I have a temper like a flashfire, but not insane.

>>18284739
>Virgo ascendant

ah

that's why you're so bitchy


>>18284760
libras are notorious for being crazy as fuck senpai

you don't think you're crazy because you're crazy and can't see it

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Help me pls

>>18284769
I'm not the same guy. I'm assuming you have all the best signs?

>>18284793
clearly I do

>>18284796
Do your signs give you an affinity for tripfaggotry?

>>18284796
>Gem/Sag
K E K

>>18284796
>a shitposter tripfag
>on a fucking horoscope general
forwhatpvrpose.rar

>>18284799
Mars in Leo and Leo MC

is it any surprise I trip

>>18284812
yes that's the joke


>>18284813
it's not like all I do is shitpost, I make the threads like every time and give the basics to newbies

on occasion I'll give a deeper reading but not a lot of you are actually interesting enough for me to do that

so I leave it to other posters

who hurt you anon

>>18284789
You can come off to others verbally as compelling or authoritative; gaining friends some time, as your deliberate forethough on speech might make you seem rather distant and cool in relation to other people - hidden behind an unbreakable wall of politeness. Probably love would work with someone who shares a similar, deliberating mindset - a colleaque, maybe.
You suffer from an overabundance of ideas in creative work making it sometimes difficult to devote yourself with a single project long enough to finish it before starting something else - but still you are rather productive as an artist; you have excellent patience, is not that energetic of a character; you initiate personal projectes readily, but tend to tire out quickly.

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>>18286661
Hello, you seem know what's up. Can you read me/roast me?

>>18284419
Thanks dude. Appreciate it. What you said really makes sense actually.

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Anybody bored enough to shed some light on what this means? Would be much appreciated.

best signs: aries, cancer, leo, aquarius, virgo, capricorn, pisces

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>>18284839
>>18284839
Think I'm interesting enough ?

I'd really appreciate a reading from anyone.

The end of this year is shaping up to look like it's going to kill me.

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>>18287246
>>18284839
I really think this person is going to be the death of me.

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may I bother anyone for a reading please? very much curious and forever grateful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J-cyIQ2nsc

just a reminder who's the best in the game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZo1C2MiFGM

must see. in the first hour the guy explains exactly what happens after death

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what the fuck does this mean

>>18288805
Dat pentagram

What the fuck is going on in 2036?

If anyone can read chart predictions, I'd like to know, because I've heard that there's going to be some shit going down in 2036.

>>18288868
Thats like... 100 years from now

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>>18283251
You don't even see what you type do you?

>>18284525
Cancer is good at keeping down their emotions. Best water sign.

>>18289835
why are you so sensitive

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Gib reading pls

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>>18278319
Give my chart a read Jester you queer.
All this shit talking about scorpios being edgy and "crawling in my skin" is based on, im pretty sure, nothing.
Literally not a single scorpio i know hasnt done a single thing that would indicate that he/she is that way, i personally love scorpios because they always tend to be interesting and good people.
My guess is that you just got one scorpio person you dont like and that youre basing everything on that.

Dont forget to read my chart before you respond with some generic bullshit based on nothing like "scorpios are edgy and they wanna kick puppies"

>>18284406
Ill give you a read
I see a few cubes. Some are red some are blue. Theres also a circle behind them. All in all pretty cool looking, keep up the good work.

>>18283293
>>18284462
I personally tend to like geminis. Others usually dont. I like them because of their disregard for other peoples feelings, their honesty and their unforgiving, harsh, sharp sense of humour that usually spares no one. But its so fucking funny sometimes that even the people getting insulted and "roasted" laugh. They tend to be nutcases in one way or another and i love that and im always enjoying my time around them.

But jesus christ dude you're just trying too hard to be cool and all. Tone it down a bit, im sure here youre just enhancing the way you are irl since this is an anonymous new zeland abboriginal voodo doll image board, but its just annoying.

>>18287110
>virgo
>virgo ascendant

Man you must be such a joy to be around. Especially to work with.

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First ever time posting on here. Would appreciate some insight, interested to see what mine is whispering about me.

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Requesting a reading.

>>18291286
>scorp asc
>cap moon

lmao garbage

not to mention your hissy fit of a response demanding that I give a shit about you

it's exactly that edgy faggotry that I was talking about in regards to Scorpio

>>18291310
i skimmed this and from what I read you don't like my posts

I'm not going to change the way I post just because you don't like it

you can go to tumblr if you want to police the way other people write on the Internet

>>18291426
It wasnt a hissy fit, i just had to type something that will guarantee a response since i saw youre not reading anyones chart. And since youre such an idiot that tries to be cool on the internet you responded with the exact kind of bullshit i expected.
Sucki my dicki internet badboy

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Never had my chart read, would love to get a reading

>>18291581
you do realize you are proving my point about scorpios for the rest of the thread to see right?

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read pls

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reading pls

>>18291428
>im hardcore
>im not gonna change the way i type im a big boy
>you cant tell me what to do

Thats all fine when youre on an anonymous site. But i would break your chicken neck for this kind of stuff irl. I bet you're more tame than an antilope in person. Fucking internet warriors managing to rustle my jimmies.

>But you just told me you will break my neck over the internet, you're no better than me XDDDDDDS

Go fuck yourself

Alright lets ask the real questions
Which is the most self centered sign and why is it aquarius?

>>18291642
Aquarius here, you may be right. I can be self-centered at times, but I'm trying to change that. Hopefully it works out.

>>18291636
you're free to use the filter function if you don't like my posts

otherwise you just seem like you're mad about something else and want to throw a tantrum so you come in and find something to bitch about

>>18291428

not them, but you do realize when you constantly shit talk people someone will take issue with it eventually right? not everyone is just going to be like "this is fine," and take it

that's not them policing you, it's them telling you what they think of your behavior, no one is going to stop you from being yourself but you can't possibly expect everyone to be cool with it either

if you give people shit it shouldn't be surprising when you get it back

i'm sure you don't care, so don't bother telling me it, i'm just pointing out that someone saying something isn't them "policing" you

>>18291286

your 4th house saturn suggests you grew up in a cold environment, possibly conservative, and that your mother in particular was harsh in some way or possibly older when she had you

since there are no hard aspects abuse isn't suggested, but absent parents are, regardless something in regards to nurture was missing in your childhood

you may have issues expressing care towards others as a result

there might also have been a level of financial stress while you were growing up

that all being said with cancer there your family is important to you, or at least the idea of family is and your family life growing up has likely deeply affected your personality and shaped who you are

>>18291697
telling people that they should stop posting one way and change it to a way they like it is policing

I don't "constantly shit talk"

though when people start complaining I feel inclined to ramp it up

I'm not really surprised that a bunch of people here are super sensitive and can't take a joke

>>18291716
People start "complaining" because all you do is talk shit you fucking retard.
Your posts in these threads come down to
>your sign sucks dick
>man your sign is shit
>having ______ in anything, jesus you fucking suck
>im cool, you guys fucking suck
>i have gemini, you all suck
>i dont care what you say, youre just mad because your sign sucks
Did you read some gemini trait that you thought was cool so now you feel like hot shit?
Talking shit now and them would be okay if you did something else besides only talking shit the whole time.

>>18291730
I've consistently stated my sign isn't the best and I've mocked my own sign and aspects more than a few times

I dont know if you've only been in one thread and now you think you know the entirety of my posting pattern but you're wrong

if someone has something interesting about them and asks a specific question that isn't about their love life I will actually put in effort

otherwise I can't be assed to put more than a few moments into it

seriously, I don't understand why you're so upset. you act like all I do is shitpost when I consistently make the thread and keep it from dying, provide quick basics, etc.

do I often do in depth readings? no because I have to be actually interested in something about their chart to do so and unfortunately the vast majority of people aren't interesting

when people (mainly newfags) see me post and get defensive about me memeing it makes me want to continue to provoke them because it's entertainment

anyone who really has that big of an issue with me is free to filter me

it's simple

>>18291697
I grew up in a loving family

My mom was 21 when she had me and is super emotional and was never harsh on me, in fact im her favorite and she always defended me beause im her firstborn son.

Parents were always there for me and still are. We spent the first 8 years of my life traveling across europe together.

I do have problems expressing care but thats because i really dont pay much mind to emotional stuff in general.

No financial stress, parents actually inherited a huge amount of money from our grandma and they invested in restaurants and pizza places on the Croatian coast while we carelessly sailed and traveled across europe as i mentioned earlier. And even know we have more money than we know what to do with.

My family is important to me (but only my mom, dad and sister) because i spent my entire life with them.
And yes having a family of my own is one of my biggest desires and musts. And i think everyones family has a big part in shaping a person. But a lot of the reasons i am the way i am are from school and other kids i grew up with.

>>18291716

i didn't take them expressing their opinion of your behavior as policing, but however you want to take it is fine, that's on you

most of what i see you say is shit talk, but i'm not surprised you don't see it that way

that all being said i don't really care what you do, i'm not bothered by you personally

>>18291743

interesting, i suppose i would have to look deeper at your saturn aspects to get a better scope of your 4th house, usually the houses fit fine on a surface level in your case that doesn't seem to be the case

but also it'd be pretty scary if astrology was entirely exact so it's possible your chart isn't very fitting

i find saturn placements interesting usually

some people are shaped by their family more than others, in your chart it suggests that family was strong in shaping you moreso than someone with different placements

>>18291760
I appreciate your ability to look at my posts and not be offended

it's the sign of any reasonable adult

I personally am of the opinion that anon was trying to police the way I craft my posts into a way they would like more but I can understand why you don't look at it that way


I sincerely hope that others are able to put their big girl panties on and behave like a rational person like you are

I won't deny most of my posts are just memes about signs but I don't necessarily see why that's so terrible

it's not like we are on a board thats known for quality posting

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>>18291286
Tip: Ignore her.
You're proving her right you silly scorpio.

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>>18291655
You're great at le jokes airfriend
You're wetter than a water sign when someone gets pissed at you, you know?

>>18291782
did you read the rest of his posts? I'm almost convinced he was trying to put on an act of what he thinks the typical edgelord Scorpio acts like

because it was literally a stereotype of a Scorpio

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>>18291786
>You're wetter than a water sign when someone gets pissed at you,

wet is an accurate description alright

>>18291769

well, like you said this is /x/ so getting offended or being bothered by something is pretty pointless, but i think they just wanted a serious reading

that being said i do understand why you don't tend to give them considering most people throw down their entire chart without doing any research themselves and expect quality, accurate, in depth readings with no idea how much time that takes and no ability to reciprocate and that can get a little ridiculous especially when they follow it up by complaining about how no one is reading their chart

like you, i don't usually read charts unless they jump out at me (and oddly enough i only seem to give accurate readings when i actually find someone's chart interesting, when i don't it ends up being like the reading i just gave) and it is way easier to spit out a few stereotypes and then move on just to keep things going

but all that being said, i suppose i'm not bothered by you because i also have the kneejerk reaction to want to call every capricorn i notice a cunt and then ignore them

>>18291833
it's sort of a damned if you do damned if you don't think when it comes to giving in depth readings I find

that's why I stick to my policy of not putting in more than a few moments if I'm not interested

I think a lot of people post their charts here expecting me to write out an entire essay of how they should live the rest of their life and how to find their soul mate and they get mad when they are met with a quick meme of why their sign is bad


>hurr caps r cunts
>hurr Scorpios are edgy
>hurr geminis are flighty twats
>hurr Taurus is boring
>hurr cancer crymoar

none of this is what they WANT to hear but it's what they get and so you get replies like


>>18291286
who feel entitled and demand to be given a serious reading when in reality that's putting people off further

>>18291874
It actually somewhat bothers me when people say Aries is best sign, when really I'm a gigantic faggot like everyone else.

>>18291782
Jester is a chick? Top kek

>>18291886
Aries isn't the best sign that's leo

>>18291887
hi newfag

>>18287246
>>18291833
>>18291874

Damn.. am I that boring? Am I just imagining what feels like the end of my world?

I really would appreciate any clarity on my chart very much, even if it doesn't jump out at you or whatnot.

I expect the end of this year to be very volatile and introspective for me.

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Virgo sun
Saggi Ascendant

>>18291890
>>18291908

Hi : ) >>18287246

>>18291908
it's not that you in particular are boring

it's just that it's rare for there to be something particularly interesting about a persons chart

not everyone can be a 1%

my advice to you is to not fall into the hole of a self fulfilling prophecy

if you are so convinced that something bad is going to happen, it will probably happen

>>18291957
Thank you

>>18291874

you're right it is, too many people are just like "now prove astrology to me" or expect this detailed novel and advice and it's definitely a bit much

especially when so many people post charts and they all expect the same amount of depth

at the same time i think most people's understanding of a chart makes it so they have no idea how much depth and detail there is

that's why i tend to just read them a house or two and try to illustrate how they can do it on their own if they want to know more or find my interpretation inaccurate

i have just told a couple of capricorns they were cunts, but i'm bias and hate reading their charts for some reason

i get where you're coming from completely though now

but you know free, serious, in depth 100% accurate readings should just be a constant when people demand them no matter how rude or entitled they come off

>>18291887

yeah, she's said it a few times, has a leo husband as well if i remember right

>>18291886

i prefer sags (not my sign) to every other sign, i just always find myself surrounded by them and like their company (and vice versa) in spite of having an incompatible sun

>>18291908

i haven't even seen your chart, i just checked in here today and haven't gone through the whole thread, been busy so i can't say if you're boring or not

but someone being boring is subjective, and people are drawn to different charts for different reasons

the world feeling like it might end doesn't mean it will at any rate, keep that in mind

>>18292031
Hey, I'm
>>18279659
and I would just like to know where I could learn the material required to accurately read these charts. I find myself interested in this and I would like to get to the point where I can read for other people as well. Thank you.

>>18292634
there are plenty of sources linked in the OP

use them

>>18292670
Wow, skipped over that, thanks. Gonna get right to studying.

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Taurus

>>18291890
Leo best sign

>hey guys... Guys look at me
>guys pay attention to me please
>hey... Hey please recognize the "cool" stuff i do
>must find ways to attract attention
>like i dont care man i just do cool things like this all the time, im just all cool and spontanious BUT you have to tell me im cool and pay attention to me otherwise ill get bummed because i have internal issues and insecurities so i have to seek approval and praise from other people
>i like to pretend that i understand things and that i can relate to you so that you can think im a cool guy and that you can tell others im cool

Leo shit is so seethrough. My insides hurt from second hand embaressement when i watch the pathetic shit leos do for attention. I have one friend who just spends all of his waking time to think of ways to APPEAR praiseworthy. When we are all outside i can see him just fumbling to think of what to do in order to get peoples attention and then possibly be treated with a "OMG THATS SO COOL BRO YOURE SO FUCKING SLICK AND SHIT" and maybe a fist bump or a high five so their ego is fed enough for the next few moments and that they feel a bit better about themselves.
Also i know a girl leo that just flirts with every guy to see if he will like her and want to fuck her and then when they ask her out (because she was clearly hitting on them) she turns them down because she has a boyfriend. She tried the same with me. Telling me i have a nice smile, that im handsome, asking me if i would ask her out for coffee if she didnt have a boyfriend, constantly hugging me and kissing me on the cheek and shit. Sure i enjoyed a pretty girl being all over me but i didnt really react.
And one other girl. Shes a gym nut and she has the ass of a godess and she makes sure everyone else sees it. Wearing thongs and see through dresses while she's with her boyfriend and 8 other guys. Cant say i mind because jesus christ you should see her but besides that she is a really great person in general.

>>18284769
>>18284735
>libra is insane and crazy

Care to elaborate what you base this on?
Im a libra and im curious what makes you say that.

>>18293992
i can. libras are super stupid in the way they always think they are right. self-righteous af.

they like to turn the blame on other people. they are very much a gemini meets virgo: the worst traits

Libra/Scorpio sun sign. Cancer moon. I can't commit to anything and have a lack of agency (control) over my life. I'm well liked but don't actually enjoy the company of most of my peers and only hang out with them for easy drugs/music gear /shows etc. How do I get control back and confidence to stand up for myself without others constantly belittling me?

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>>18293980
I'm sorry my personal opinion has triggered you

may is suggest a heavy dosage of chilling the fuck out?

>>18294266
hey can you do a quick read here

>>18283380

>>18294266
Damn, reading through this thread i noticed, not only are you a stupid bitch, but on top of that you dont know jack shit about astrology.
Why do you even make these threads if you only spew memes in them you retarded cunt?

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Read me please!

>>18293980
This is spot on

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>>18294378
>don't know jack shit about astrology

this is factually incorrect

and like I said before

if you don't like my posts you are free to filter me

but I'm pretty sure you're throwing a fit because either you can't stand the fact I don't think your sign is the best, i didn't give you a reading, or both

since you are so easily triggered into hysterical fits of bitching I suggest you go here


>>>/tumblr/

may be more your style

i kinda like leo's. yeah, they need to be liked, and are big egos, but still... they are very warm and never did i see a leo refuse to help

>>18294427
a gemini who's always right?
what a shocker.

can you please just prove yourself right and do a reading i asked you few posts above?

>>18294428
they're warm n cuddly n generous and all you have to do is consistently tell them what you like about them and they'll love you forever

it's pretty great

also helps to lock them in if you are qt which some people will say is vain but

I mean

can you really blame them?


>>18294435
maybe if you stop being so tsundere~

>>18294446
i don't really speak gook. my mom is a leo, my dad is a gemini. i think i have a p good view on both of them. being a neet and pisces rising and stuff

>>18294465
it's a really common pairing

the king + court jester

astrology meme couple wew

>>18294472
yeah its kinda funny. my dad is never wrong but my mom is the king of the jungle.

what strikes me most about gemini is how much in denial they are. i like to think they feel so much love inside, that it physically hurts them. all the time. and if they ever let it out they wouldnt stop crying for weeks

>>18294484
from an insiders perspective

someone with Gemini sun/ Gemini in Mercury (and a severe lack of water in their chart)

I will be weirdly detached by things I shouldn't be detached about

and then really fucking stupid stuff will make me emotional

for example

when my best friend killed himself I just felt sorta dead about it, there wasn't any great sobbing or mourning

but when I hit a deer with my car and it didn't die right away I felt absolutely fucking terrible and like I was Satan because I made it suffer


realistically, deers get hit by cars all the time because they're fucking faggots

but it still upset me

my theory on it is anything that would actually hurt me deeply I block out

air signs aren't known for handling emotions, it's about logic

>>18294509
sorry to break it to you, but there is nothing logic about geminis. like that example you gave - wheres the logic in that?

>>18294538
>blocking out things you don't think you can handle emotionally while letting in the smaller stuff you know you can handle isn't logical

I know you may not like it but it's pretty logically sound

>>18294546
is it? mental gymnastics and denial isn't really the best logical option to handle yourself in my opinion, but hey. at least that way you're always right, rite?

and nothing hurts you? you sure all that denial has no impact on your spiritual well being?

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>>18278319 (OP)
Can you help me ?

>>18294564
I am of the personal opinion that what you would call "denial" is a valid method of coping

true denial would be completely ignoring it, as if it never happened

but I can talk about it because it is something that happened, I just have the capability to not get emotional over it

it would be far more foolish to let it in and let it nag at me for a period of time that may never end than to not feel anything about it

what you are calling denial is detachment

if you are the one with the Pisces rising, I can see why this would be a hard thing for you to grasp

I'm not calling you stupid for not understanding, it's just not in your nature to understand

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>>18294579
>if I space my post like this I seem smart

>>18294579
don't sweat it. it's geminis nature to think everyone else is stupid ; )

what you would call "logic" is a very local thing and is based only on the information at hand. guess we have to agree to disagree. you can call it logic if it makes you feel better, i will call it denial and small picture.

>>18294591
have you not seen like any of my other posts

I always type like this

it's pretty common where I live to do so too

do you have anything of value to add or are you gonna continue with an autism fit over my posting habits?

>>18294597
not once did I say you, or anyone else was stupid

I said I handle it differently and I can see why someone else wouldn't understand

it's time to unbunch your panties

>>18294601
Ok. let me put it this way - You are wrong and stupid. deal with it (you won't tho)

you don't have to say anything for people to see right through you. your whole stick only makes it more obvious

>>18284396

>stop paying

lol

>>18294616
shtick*

but yeah

if you don't like my posts you are free to filter

if you chose to not do so I will assume you want my attention

I'll give it to you too

be grateful~

>>18294601
let me clarify even more. you claim detachment = handling emotions?
t. gemini logic

>>18294640
not once did i say i didnt like your posts. thats just more of your mental gymnastic. actually i do like your posts, it's just that i often disagree with your opinions. opinions you mistake for logic btw

>>18294239

your sun sign isn't libra/scorpio, it's one or the other even if you were born on a cusp, but there's more than just sun and moon to take into consideration when it comes to something like that

so post your chart

i hang out with people i don't care for sometimes for free drugs/alcohol and something to do too

as for the confidence and control thing, that has nothing to do with astrology, you just learn how to stand up for yourself and not back down and remove yourself from people who are negative in your life and belittle you

>>18294428

i don't usually like leos, but most of the ones i've met have been complete babies who put other people down and throw horrible tantrums if their ego is even slightly bruised (even if it's done to them after they've started in for themselves), they always think they're right (never admit to being wrong and if they do it's more like an "i'm sorry you made me do that"), blame other people for their own negative actions because they can't take responsibility for themselves (doing so would mean they aren't perfect so it's always someone else's fault), explosive bad tempers (sometimes abusive), strongly believe they deserve respect whether or not they give or earn it, attention seeking etc etc etc

i can like them when i first meet them and we can get along, in the sense that we can have good conversations, can have similar interests, and they can be fun

but ultimately their dark side turns up and i find it gross, and i think their need for excessive praise and ego stroking is kind of disgusting too (especially since most of the ones i've known haven't been deserving of it)

an odd amount of the ones i've met have had some serious weight issues as well, and are very unaware of their own vices (i'm talking being really fat without ever seeing that they are) while they criticize others for theirs

that being said i know a couple of leos who are perfectly likeable, just more who aren't

>>18284943
Thanks!

>>18294643
did you only read that one post? because if you read a few of my posts regarding this conversation and that's the conclusion you came to

I have a question

are you drunk?

>>18294646
I never said you didn't like them

in fact I implied you want attention from me

and I'm giving it to you

pretty ironic you call me stupid and yet most of your responses seem farted out and based on inaccurate assumptions

>>18294655
not once did i say i want attention from you ; )
i just want someone to make a freakn read of my chart.

also, there's a hilarious correlation between geminis and fecals in the way they talk.

but OK. let me put it this way. You are smart and right - obviously. You are probably the smartest poster in this thread. deal with it (you won't tho)

>>18294689
if you really didn't want my attention you wouldn't reply

also pretty hilarious you're throwing this big of a tantrum over nobody thinking your chart is interesting enough to do a reading on

>>18294695
so my chart is not interesting? tell me more about it.
it's kinda interesting to me - lol. not everything has to do with you, get over yourself (you won't tho)

>>18294730
you do realize the irony in demanding a reading and going on a massive shitposting spree because nobody gave you one and then telling people not everything is about them

right?

like please tell me you can at least see how it's ironic

>>18294748
who are those people? who are they? im only talkin to you

irony isnt really something a gemini can grasp tbqh

>>18294763
there are other people in this thread that do readings

also

it's pretty obvious I'm not the one who's having issues grasping the irony

>>18294772
well.... you call my opinions about your person a 'shitposting spree' (theres the fecals in speech again btw). when didnt you yourself. say that your whole deal was just fun nonserious shitposting for the sake of it? or how many people in how many of those threads called you a shitposting attention whore?

how is that for irony?

>>18294819
well if I was really against shitposting I wouldn't post ANY of this

never said I was against it

I said I hoped you realized what you were doing

your entire post is once again based on an inaccurate assumption

>>18294427
>this is factually incorrect
>go to tumblr XDDDD
>you're le mad XDDDDDDD

I didnt even post a chart and you didnt even say anything negative about my sign. I can just tell you're an obnoxious whore.
A self proclaimed astrologist on a 4chan board /x/, that talks shit over the computer and talks in meemeeys. Hasnt done a single chart read for anyone and claims that she knows anything about astrology.
I guess you just like to roleplay here because your life cant really be of any value since you're on here doing the thing you're doing.

>>18294853
>hasn't done a single chart reading

I have

not in this thread

but I have

seriously

filter or you will be grouped in with the others I assume just want my attention

>>18294864
I dont care for your attention you cunt.
If anyone here craves attention its you so dont try to project on me okay?
Im just trying to point out how much of an obnoxious, annoying, delusional and stupid bitch you are. Im clearly not the only person noticing this since i see other people giving you shit for your idiotism and stupidity and most of all delusion that you are IN ANY WAY better than everyone else here.
You are a garbage person.
You dont know anything about astrology
You claim you did readings yet you didnt do A SINGLE chart reading. Not even for people who asked nicely and repeteadly.
And as i mentioned several times before, you are a dumb whore that comes here to roleplay and pretend she's a stable human being and an astrology expert.
And please stop with your
>filter me like idc
>i type in a specific way because i think im smart
>you are all just haters and im not delusional and in denial of the obvious truth
>i dont do chart readings because theyre boring BUT i swear that im an astrology master

Youre so seethrough and its pretty pathetic to be honest. Take a step back and look at the big picture. I hope that you actually know all of this yourself and are just pretending to be retarded and are not actually this delusional.

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>>18295132
this is for you

you DESPERATELY need it

>>18295132
Jesus dude.

>>18295158
>i will just spew some more meymeys to escape the truth and pretend like i dont care

:)

>>18295197
I don't feel like I have to explain myself to you further because you clearly aren't capable of calming the fuck down

you're free to say whatever you want but

being THAT angry over something that literally does not impact your life in any way can't be healthy

>>18295132
Didnt Jester say she types that way because of where she is from?

>>18295225
yeah but this anon is just angry for the sake of being angry and is just spouting out a bunch of insults without actually reading what I'm saying

don't take what he's saying too seriously

>>18295230
post your chart. ill make you a reading

>>18295253
I already am well versed in my own chart

it's cute how you offered tho

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I've been studying astrology for a few weeks, the only thing I'm sure about is that the Capricorn rising is what keeps this whole chart togethe. What else can you tell me guys?

>>18295132

you know, while i completely understand why someone would think a lot of those things of her based on /x/ (people are more than just shit they say on here, and i'm also not saying i 100% agree because she doesn't bother me and i understand her pov; i just don't share her sense of humor) don't you think you're a little too aggressive over nothing?

it's just /x/ and she's just some chick you think is a bitch who amuses herself by talking shit in an astrology general on an anonymous message board

i read charts sometimes too, and it's a lot more intricate than most people realize

a real reading of an entire chart is time consuming, and a lot of people ask questions that have answers no one needs to look at the stars to find

and i'm sure a lot of people who read here probably wouldn't bother even making an astrology general to do it, she keeps this place going

it's slow in here because people usually just come in, throw down a chart expecting to be amazed every time and never bother learning about any of it

so it's slow, there's no discussion, and it's not like the op says "free chart readings" in it, as a matter of fact there's links for people to learn what this is in order to have a discussion

yet people come in and demand readings, and she keeps it going while amusing herself by shitposting it's not a big deal

if you know enough about astrology to read her chart then guess my sign

at least be interesting instead of just too worked up over nothing

>>18296214
i appreciate you typing this up, and I think it's good to have someone who takes a neutral stance on me in this discussion

but I genuinely believe this person is just looking for something/anything to vent about and I'm what caught their eye, because it's absolutely nonsensical for someone to be THIS upset about a thread on /x/

I'm writing something to add to the next OP for the astrology general that will give more of an explanation to people who come to the thread as to why they won't always get a 100% accurate 10 post evaluation of their chart

hopefully it'll help avoid confusion in the future

while I do like me some memes, this is getting kinda silly and I would really rather not have to rehash WHY not everyone is getting a huge reading on their chart again and again

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Could someone give my chart a shot. I'm too much of a Capricorn to believe in astrology

>>18296324

it's no problem, i take a neutral stance on nearly everything if i'm going to be honest

i just thought they were getting too worked up and said as much

you probably should do that though, it might stop a couple of people every so often, but you know how people are

>>18296214
>if you know enough about astrology to read her chart then guess my sign

yeah i know enough about astrology to easily guess your sign. even ascendant and some house aspect.

i just won't do it, because you are a boring shitposter

>>18297493

i actually do readings, and that sounds like a cop out

someone who is insistent that she should prove her knowledge shouldn't have an issue with proving theirs, you must not actually know much since it should take you less time to write out my sign than it did for you to write all of that

your definition of shitposting must be pretty broad if i'm included in it

>>18297773
i was just making a point. not even the same anon

>>18297804

then you haven't made any point, i directed what i said at them rather than just anyone for a reason

Anyone on who want to read a chart?

>>18297809
my guess would be you're some kind of an air sign. libra or gemini, maybe virgo.

>>18297835

well shit, you got my rising and sun sign in there, well played (virgo sun, libra rising)

>>18297889
just 2 prove how wrong you are, but you still think you were in the right.

>>18297901

well, you're right, i don't see anything wrong with telling someone that while i understand they think she's a bitch (and totally get why) they're getting too worked up

if you could tell me why that's "wrong" then by all means feel free to elaborate on your opinion

as for you guessing right, i didn't say you couldn't i just wanted to see you do it since you said you could

you did, i said "well played" and admitted you were right and i was surprised i'm not sure what else you want here

and i'm still not sure what your initial point was other than you can do a cool trick

>>18297958
i could elaborate. but i wont. instead i will write this stupid post and call everyone stupid and wrong.

that was basically my point

>>18297995

so you didn't have one then, alright, well no point in continuing to waste each other's time

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>step away for a bit
>people are still arguing because of me

sasuga /x/

>>18298129

i wouldn't consider that an argument, i'm bored and high nearly all the time so i figured i may as well answer them

but once it got boring i was over it, and i said as much

i could tell they don't care much for me either so seemed like the right time to end that

it wasn't about you really at that point anyway

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anyone want to drop some knowledge about my chart?

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Hopefully this isn't annoying as fuck to read

what does it mean when your 12th house is on the cusp of your sun sign and contains your ascendent's ruler? can't find good information

>>18299709
need more information concerning planets and signs involved, but i'd assume it would have something to do with your relation to your ego, god, and how you channel that into your external life. working with 12th house planets is always pretty trippy for lack of a better word. things get real dark as you go around the clock.

>>18298846
Is that from Astrotheme?

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> Doing Astrology without Numerology

Yeah nah, what's everyone's Ruling Number?

Ruling 11/2 here with the arrow of determination.

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what does any of this mean? I want to not be a shitty Libra no more

>>18278319
This fucking painting.

So guud

>>18300109
Just stuck two different websites together

>>18300102

i know what the individual sign and planet there mean

i was curious if my 12th house being the cusp of my sun sign and containing the ruler of my rising held any significance on its own aside from the meaning of the individual planet/ruling sign since i know connecting planets and signs as they appear throughout a chart can provide more detail

i'm virgo sun/libra rising, and my 12th is on the cusp of virgo and has venus in it (only venus)

>>18300676

It just means you were born in the morning, and possibly have a larger 12th house then most.

If you want to go deeper, I'd refer you to the relation between soul (1st) and spirit (12th). The fact that these are occuring in virgo/libra placements also highlights this relation to ego (ground/earth/virgo) and god (air/libra) and probably the balance (libra) between those two things, or the harmony/disharmony (venus) between them. You may be someone who's prone to prophetic realization/institutionalized psychosis (12th house)

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>>18301501

prophetic realization or institutionalized psychosis? what do you mean? just curious

all my houses are about the same size

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Quick question: For those of you who can read charts, how did you learn? Just a hobby or a source of income? Do you consider it an absolute science or more of a guideline?

>>18302233
You can use a whole bunch of websites and books as a starting point, I always say if you do your natal chart hop on google and start looking up each of your planets and your aspects/connections.

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Please can someone read my sign? Never had one before. Please

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Just posting if anyone is interested look into it

>>18300163
is shit actually

>>18283316
sup asc/sun bro.

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>>18294509
Ok, jesus I'm just gonna post my chart, since you're Mercury/Gemini and share a couple other placements. That's pretty crazy.

I asked for a career reading in another thread because I'm retarded and didn't see this one, so if anyone wants to take a look I'd appreciate it.

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>>18278319
looking for career advice and relationship advice, too. Female btw

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Requesting a reading - convince me this isn't bullshit.

>>18303004
look at your chart and compare it to other people's charts. you notice something missing? yeah, sorry no reading for you.

>>18302993
do you mind stating why you posted this instead of an actual chart?

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>>18303004
>sun in scorpio
you're an asshole

>moon in virgo
you're an autist and stingy. probably suck at small talk desu

>mercury in vaggitarius
can't commit worth shit

>venus in capricorn
you were one of those "love is a hormonal reaction" type losers. probably a virgin still, in addition to the above with mercury you probably chase after women you fucking despise

>mars in cancer
AHAHAHA YOU'RE A PUSSY. All talk no game.

>jupiter in libra
well something had to happen with your shit chart, at least you can make friends

>saturn in aquarius
you know how to ass kiss, probably love it. works well with the above.

>uranus in capricorn
don't have any sort of job loyalty, like the cretin scorpio that you are

>neptune in capricorn
either you're a hippy reddit tier scientist whose one with the earth or you're oil field trash

>pluto in scorpio
you're a degenerate of some kind. my take is heroin user.

can't see you're ascendant. plz don't r8 and subscribe

>>18303324
Loved this reading.
Kinda scared to post my chart now, though.

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>Venus in Scorpio(hate this)
>Sun-Virgo
>Moon-Pisces
>AC-Libra

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Alright, give me the bad news.

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>>18303094
thought it would maybe be easier to look at - here's the actual chart - please let me know what you think

>>18303324
woww that's me to a T thanks anon I'm a believer now

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>>18303324
Do my chart the way you did his

>>18283143
>complains about water signs being whiny faggots
>makes several posts whining about water signs
are you literally mentally handicapped

>>18303880
no but you seem to be with how much you missed the joke

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>>18303872
>sun in libra
you're an ok person desu, you keep things fair

>moon in capricorn
you got no chill and keep things mutual. your the parent that the all those teen movies warned us about cold, distant, and demanding. "I'm his FATHER and I know what's RIGHT for him!"

>mercury in libra
you don't like to rock the boat. your type should make friends with someone rougher, like the asshole scorpio above who doesn't give a shit about tact.

>venus in libra
lmao, when the the person at the checkout line tells you to have a nice day you immediately proceed to daydream about your lives together.

>mars in scorpio
a restraining order awaits you. girlfriend uses a lot of makeup, usually around the eye area

>jupiter in saggitarius
you're glutton and like to spend cash

>saturn in pisces
self hater lmao

>uranus in capricorn
controlling as all fuck.

>neptune in capricorn
you ARE committed, unlike douchnozzle above

>pluto in scorpio
another degenerate smdhtbqh

protip: watch out for kidney stones

>>18305443
What's the best aspect to have?

I have sun trine jupiter which apparently gives me lots of good luck.

>>18302985
Hate to be annoying but I'm still hoping for some career pointers. I don't have any planets at my Mc and I'm new as hell at actual chart reading, so if someone a little better at this could take a look it would rule.

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Requesting a reading please, especially as it relates to marriage and career.

>>18306217
new thread for when this one sages

felt the need to make it now because I will be gone for a few hours and think it's necessary for the addition to the op to be read ASAP

>>18306074
I apologize

I totally missed this

I'll do a reading for you later

we share a few placements including sun and ascendant

>>18306223
Thank you, friend.

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Requesting reading newfag so sorry if I screwed up

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>>18295253
thank you anon!

>>18291740
shut up bitch.

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requesting a reading please