why can certain UFOs be "summoned" simply by meditating

brain signal patterns picked up by a computer?

HOW THE FUCK U GONNA SUMMON A UFO?

SHUT THE FUCK UP /x/

>>18275803
Basically

go out at night, look up at sky, start thinking about black triangle UFO, start feeling like you want to see one

i wont do it cuz im a pussy and these craft scare me

>>18275803

Rofl john, look at me on the internet wheee

Neep neep

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>>18275809
I was able to do that with anything I was spooked of as a kid. Just took a large dark space and I could make a silhouette appear. It's no more than psychological phenomenon.

>>18275812

shut the fuck up shane

>>18275822
>>18275812
What is this autism

>>18275821
go do it then

>>18275839
Fuck you Matt

>>18275861
Try again

>>18275865
Fuck you David

>>18275797

"UFO's" consist of two tiers

>Us Government Black Project Aircraft or similar nazi-era aircraft

or

>Trans-dimensional beings capable of god-like feats.

If the UFO is of the latter category then such a thing could be possible. Why not, right?

>>18275876

Fuck off Shawn

>>18275861
>>18275865
>>18275876
>>18275909

You won't datamine me today, jidf

>>18275920
Josh is that you?

>>18275797
Ayy lmaos aren't space creatures, but rather demons from another dimension manifesting themselves as gray midgets.

>>18275797
The how isn't that hard to imagine. Our thoughts have frequencies, and you can probably detect this with AYYY-tech.

The why is harder to rationalize. There are over 7.5 billion humans, I'm sure many of them are thinking "enlightened" thoughts at any given moment. And I'm sure that the number of AYYYs that are actively looking for certain thought patterns are very limited in number.