redpill me on people who live in the earth. lizard people,

>>18271485
They are more scared of you then you are of them.

Never touch a baby subterranean being, it's parents are nearby and are feeding it.

>>18271486
I heard some shit about them eating dead bodies in graveyards. Tell me about them.

>>18271488
Subterranean creature mostly subsist off a diet of seeds, shelled insects, oats and grains, and berries. I don't know where you heard that.

>>18271494
Ok, so they don't eat people then?

>>18271485
Not true

The fuck are you guys on.

>>18271500
No they mainly eat what I said, though they will occasionally eat suet or oranges if available.

>>18271556

Not him, but where are you getting this from?

>>18271564
My field guide.

>>18271570

Your whatnow? What field guide?

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>>18271584

Whatever you ever encounter, the only TRUEway of getting rid of it is the following:
Whether its a demon
Or an ayyy
Or a subterannean
Or a ghost

Just whip it out and start masturbating. 100% success guaranteed.

>>18271597
That's not what my field guide says. It says that you should wonder at their majesty and not harm them as they are a part of the ecosystem

>>18271601
Never said anything about harming them. Just hotglue them.

>>18271602
The field guide doesn't mention it so I would avoid hot gluing them just in case.

>>18271597
How do you deal with learned baby

>>18271605
>>18271606
I would suggest you to hotglue both the guide and that baby. Just to be on the safe side.

>>18271608
Do not hot glue the guide, you will render it useless and will not be able to identify subterranean beings

>>18271586
>>18271584

I am learning a lot today.

>>18271619
You can get your own at your local book store. I have found it to be indispensable for identifying local subterranean beings.

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>>18271619
Like >>18271621 said, it is a fun and unique topic that bookstores often cover quite heavily. I deeply recommend pic related if you are newcomer, and if this literary masterwork has been translated to your language.

>/x/ - Birds

Dero are remnants of older civilizations. Reptilians are similar. They survived the surface cataclysms by being underground. Mostly evil and more advanced than us.

>>18271623
I always like to watch subterranean beings from my window. I find it relaxes me better than almost anything else.

>>18271625
The field guide doesn't mention technology or moral leanings, I think you need to doublecheck your facts.

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Y'ALL SAUROPSIDS HAVIN A BIRD THREAD?

Does your field guide say anything about the archonitus species bird family?

I have heard about them beeing maybe a bit rarer then the hooded oriole.

How would one proceed in a forest filled with these kind of birds? Like dragonicus triwlituvius and phoenician goldia. Except for beeing more awed and honored then usual, how does one cultivate the birdppl ecosystem in their garden?
Has their symbiotic relationship with orks been studied?

>>18271625
Man what you reminded me... I once did a trippy shamanic journey and at some point during my vision/trip i was in underground lake/river place where i encountered a being, quite fugly to be honest. It got extremely upset at me, it screamed at the top of its lungs.. and i got so irritated and scared i woke up screaming that name dero. To my horror later i found out that something like that existed even in legends. Still gives me goosebumps if i think about it.

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Who here /kingOfTheSky/?

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>>18271639

You must mean Satan?

King of kings, conjurer of this material universe.

>>18271637
Did it ask you about a ring?

>>18271650
Its precious? Hehe. No im serious about the experience swear to god.

>>18271485
The females have a tight cunt m80

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>>18271676
>2016
>Not knowing what a cloaca is

>>18271644

You sound like a fag, m8.

>>18271700
10/10 id bang that

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>>18271789

What the fuck is even happening right now

>>18271796
Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggg

>>18271485
Niggers everywhere nowdays. They are one source of evil.

>>18271843
Ye your mom has been busy.

>>18271639
that photo is fake btw
regards, /p/hotographer

Ant people. Ant people are said to be humans that lived underground but the lack of surface living altered their bodies to resemble a bug-like form. They are from the future and had to live underground after a nuclear and chemical WWIII.

Source: Coast to Coast AM

>>18272250
Art Bell or George Noory?

>>18272253
Noory

>>18272255
Figures

>>18271550
red pills
you start seeing things that don't exist

>>18272250
>>18271843
>>18271644
>>18271637
>>18271634
The field guide says both about any of this, please try to stay on topic.

>>18272285
Yeah man.

>>18271624
dinosaurs in disguise man, they're reverse engineering a t-rex from the current chicken, just as close to a reptilian as you can get

Starts disscusing the diet of "subterranean" as if they exist and they are pros kill yourselves your almost on the level of a flat earther

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>>18273305
dude I see them everyday

>>18272287
where did u get this Field Guide.

>>18272290

one day they will protein fold an apocalypse

>>18272285
May be red pills are made of red shrooms?

There are actually 11 billion people on earth. There are only about 500,000 people, that are psychic.

>>18274621
Can provide the source for that majestic statistic.

>>18274624
The other 5 billion reside underground.

>>18271486
what happens if you touch it?