Is there any way to acquire supernatural powers without having

Are you fucking retarded?

No, you can't get powers without either meditating or dying those are the only two ways there is no shortcut.

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So OP, you basically want a lot for doing nothing.

>>18263080

I got more "results" with trying to astral project than with meditation. I am pretty sure it's just LD, but you get some weird-as-fuck sensations. Not exactly paranormal though.

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>>18263080
Jedi aren't allowed to take a padawan without the approval of the council. The problem is you believe the people who have the answer to that question are here, and want to share the secrets with you.

>>18263080
Go and find yourself a radioactive spider or some waste or something like among those lines. That usually does the trick.

>>18263094
I got supernatural powers by playing games.

>>18263080

The first mistake made was thinking the power you seek is supernatural, it's natural nothing super about it.

We just forgot how to identify, enable and maintain it as modern lifestyles and habits unfortunately make it difficult to awaken.

You try too hard, let go. Take a deep breathe and let it all go.

>>18263537
Nips are an insane race, the zaibatsu didn't know what the fuck they were unleashing with those kabbalah mobile apps

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If you can't sit still for hours at a time, and fear death, then nothing good can come of having powers, bitch.

Go home and be a family attack helicopter

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>>18263080
Find a good weed dealer.
Insinuate yourself up his social/supply chain.
Get a good high-up contact for ketamine or DMT crystal
Buy from him twice with no hassle to show you can be trusted
Ask your guy if he can get you any o' dat adrenochrome(he'll know a guy, at that level)
Ask the adreno geek if he can get his hand on "Compound V"
Wait 1 week.
Ask the guy that appears on your window or in your basement or down a dark alley for a "fair exchange".
This will buy you half as many cc of "V" as you are willing to lose on the spot. Get one o'dat nigger's skullrings so you can holla him back.

Stockpile, but do NOT partake from. Once you have enough "V" to replace 9/10ths of your blood, get back in touch with the adrenogeek, he'll know who'd know to set up a rudimentary blood transfusion

If you don't dissolve into the most grotesque flailing maw of eyes and tumors in 'The 'Thing', then you'll become a living dhampir. Avoid silver, exsanguination and decapitation and you're immortal, and your physical ability should be magnified.

>>18266074
can confirm.

>>18263096
I guess we've nailed OP's ethnicity then.

>>18263096
isnt that the point of meditation?

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>>18263080
you're an idiot for posting it on this board, for real

I hear that if you're bitten by a weeaboo, you become one

Can you get ripped without working out?
Can you play guitar without practicing?

If you insert a crystal deep within your anus magickal things will start to happen.

>>18266276
Interestingly yes to guitar, I seem to have a natural aptitude for it. I can read tabs and just about instantly pick up a song and just started learning guitar

>>18266074
What's this from?

>>18263080
If you're still a virgin then you're in luck. Just wait until you're 30 and you'll be granted wizard status and all that title entails.

>>18263080
>OP can't inb4
You're an idiot for posting it on this board.

>>18263112

but what about self study and jerking off?

>>18266074
>convert to judaism

thanks but no thanks, shlomo

-/pol/

>>18263094

I tend to get supernatural powers by thinking too much and focusing a lot on my dreams that I remember and imagination.