Hey /x/, most likely nothing but I'd appreciate input.

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Hey /x/, most likely nothing but I'd appreciate input.

>last night, walking around outside of house
>flashlight briefly catches a reflection as I move it about
>freeze
>search for source of reflection
>find it, two small eyes
>huh, must be a raccoon or skunk or something
>stare for a few seconds to see if anything other than the eyes can be picked up by the weak flashlight
>eyes start moving towards me
>stomp foot down to say "hey, I'm much larger than you, and you probably shouldn't be coming towards me"
>no change in speed or direction of eyes, still slowly approaching
>umm, no thank you, I do not want rabies
>go back inside
>this morning, walking around outside of house again
>find pic related half-buried in ground

That's it, really... I feel like I should have noticed this spoon much earlier, and the way those eyes slowly approached me left me with an uneasy feeling.