What's your favorite ET theory? Even if you don't believe,

Humanity is too smart. We're going to win the race to cross the galaxy and probe the asses of weird creatures from other planets.

We are the greys. We just need a little more time.

>>18251982
Earth is a petri dish/simulation and we are basically an experiment that some hyper-advanced alien race is running.

Greys are nanotech robots. Humans are soul vessels, as are ETs.

>>18252089
Makes you wish that they would just level this place to make room for an intergalactic bypass
>>18252090
Soul vessel? Isn't that what all religions already dictate, not very scifi or spoopy.

>>18251982

Future humans or we're some sort of biological weapon bred for war, hence why humanity are abducted so Ayys can study the warfare gene within us which they lack for some reason.

>>18252110

Reality is stranger than fiction.

http://www.thelivingmoon.com/47sleeper/03files/Sleepers_Answers_on_ATS.html

I have 3 theories.

1. We fucked up so hard with our planet thay aliens won't visit us and if we ever try to expand they'll probably wipe us out.

2. Gubberment is collaborating with Aliens/Aliens are pulling our strinfo

3. There's some space entity out there way above our capacity for understanding and it would probably destroy us for no reason we could ever comprehend.

>>18252137

Humans are space niggers and we are being contained from leaving our slum planet.

>>18252143
>We wuz phone sanitizers an' sheeit.
Makes sense, I'd banish people from my planet if they were like the worst of our planet.

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>>18251982
Aliens most likely have existed, do exist and will exist. The problem is space and time.

The space between stars is so vast that we will never reach other.

There could have been an alien empire that reached the stars and lasted for a million years... and we'll never find a trace of them because they died out three billion years ago in distant galaxy.

Aliens are just fallen angels, demons.

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There are aliens all around us... in the depths of the gas giants in the Sol system, silicate lifeforms living on Pluto or in the asteroid belt, energy being living on the surface of the sun, etc.

They're just so alien that they may not be "alive" or posses "intelligence" as we know it. Given that our environments are so toxic to each other, the only need for communication with them would be trading for resources if they got there first.

1/? Humans display characteristics of domesticated animals. Our ability to survive outside of a special environment is minimal. We have one emphasized characteristic; intelligence. The level of computing power almost seems impractical. Similar to the impractical weights that beef cows can reach or the impracrically seedless bannana.

2/? The greys long ago realized that the ability of sentient beings to design systems could not match the power of natural forces. They selected a promising organism from our planet over 300,000 years ago and have since been guiding our evolution. Eventually our brains will serve as processing units in the most sophisticated machines in the universe.

Human bodys are real. Our minds thoughts are real. Our souls are real. We control our bodies similar to first person view. We are attached to the body until it dies. Our souls leave the vessel and return to our origin.

Like doing hardcore VR.

Similar to the Simulation Theory, but more spiritual.

Aliens are just the body/vessel/visual of angels/demons. Some are benevolent, some are naughty. Their appearance changes to fit into the current human psyche of the times.

Fallen angels taught early man mining, cultivation, blacksmithing, war etc according to Enoch. Fallen angels i.e. aliens came again in the early 20th century and brought more forbidden knowledge with them. Semiconductors. Advanced computer technology and advanced material sysnthesis.

In the end, what we learn from the fallen ones never truly benefits us but angers God/Creator atvthe teachers of that forbidden knowledge.

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so which is it?

we were breed for war or do they want us to be spiritual beings? or is there more than 1 faction so thats why things are confusing af

>>18252089
The alien race who simulated us might not know if they're being simulated themselves.

It's simulations all the way down.

>>18251982
That they are the 'trueform' of species homo sapiens. They are us. They are literally us. You and me. That's what we really look like.

Billions of sentients, you and me included are currently existing in the 'current year' that's one fuck of a big number. We are in a giant simulation. It is, not however the Matrix. You are not slaves. Far from it. You are a traveling pioneer. Your body is secured in stasis as you head to a new home far away. This... current life of yours is but a digital dream giving your mind something to do.

>>18255093
But sometimes something goes wrong. They gotta get medical aid to you. This sometimes causes you to partially rouse. But you are still running your mind in the simulation. So you see 'horrible monsters' that are actually medical technicians working to save your life.

>>18251982

Aliens aren't especially interested in our technology because it isn't as advanced as theirs, but they're interested in us because we're advancing too rapidly; it took the aliens thousands of years to make the technological progress we've achieved in the last two centuries and they're freaking the fuck out, trying to find out what makes us tick before we catch up to them and pose a serious threat.

And no matter how many humans they abduct, interrogate, and experiment on, they cannot find what it is that makes us special, why we're advancing so rapidly.

Or how to stop us before it's too late.

>underrated thread

I prettyi much believe this is a simulation. When we die our bodies shut down and our souls escape and go to the next step. Whatever it may be. For people aware heaven to advance even more spiritually or for people who were just fucking sheep or submit to hive mind get reincarnated into another body to try again. Which imo would be hell.

I wish cattle mutilation wasn't just flies eating the soft tissue first.

I want to believe an advanced species came from another star system just to obtain cows' tongue and anus.

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>>18251982
>theory
I prefer the truth. Aliens are fallen angels and demons.

http://www.ryanmcginty.com/fallen/

This one

https://wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/1802

>>18255366

>le space gods

Caveman logic.

>>18251982

My favorite theory is the underground tunnel system linking Nellis AFB to Hill AFB.

Which makes sense, since Hill AFB is a logistical center for ICBM maintenance. And Nellis Test Range is (or was, unsure if underground nuclear testing is still a thing there) a nuclear testing facility.

Supposedly the tunnel system is integrated with a tram system linking Mccarran Airport to Area 51. From there it spiders out to Hill AFB and the new testing facility just outside Ogden UT.

Can't find the source (I had a copy but deleted it still trying to find it) that alleges the network links major underground hangers at Area 51 and some sort of weird undersea base not far from San Diego.

>>18257509

The underground network serves as a way to move sensitive equipment, highly trained specialists and other "interests of national security purposes" away from the prying eyes of the public, other countries, etc.

>>18251982
I personally like the concept that theyre keeping us on this planet like a farm, and they use us for food.
Another similar concept I like is that they use us for their advanced genetic and psychological experiment - not like us retards experimenting on our own kind.
Despite all that what I *really* like though is the idea that if they existed, no matter how butt ugly they would be, i would definitely get an ayyy gf and bury my cock balls deep in her whatever hole/s. And she would like it.

>>18255366
I'm so tired of christfags and religious nuts turning aliens into their religious shit.

>>18258785
And I'm sure aliens are tired of athistfags turning them into secular NWO gods of the one-world state.

Greys are actually just perverts and made this alternate simulation to watch the process of human reproduction so they can masturbate.

>>18258848
What makes you think I'm an atheist? And what makes you think I treat them as gods?

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>>18258848
turning them into secular NWO gods of the one-world state

I could have sworn it was the ultra right-wing christian conspiracy theorists that were doing that.

>>18260408
You obviously haven't read the government documents that I have right here in my desk. I think you need to drink more of my Patriot Blend Coffee so you can WAKE UP. (50% discount this week only with promocode: DEMONICALIENS)

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>>18260503
Wasn't that the same code Jim Bakker used last week?

>>18254729
>Our ability to survive outside of a special environment is minimal.

200000 years of homo sapiens history claim otherwise

>>18254836
Semiconductors and transistors were known since the 19th century. Sometimes it takes decades until someone figures out what to do with a certain technology

>>18251982
I don't believe in them, but propose I saw a grey with my own eyes, I'd likely believe in the following:
Greys are humans from the future. Their human body, and even human facial structure, is clear proof that they're the same species as us, or at least close relatives. They're hairless apes which walk on two legs. It just wouldn't be sensible for anything else to be true.

Im hoping they're just space dicks
>They fly down to lesser planets and abduct life to mess with them
>crop circles to freak every one out
>fly like fucktards with their high beams on so everyone sees them

Then they just go back to space drinking space beer losing their shit
[spoiler] I want to believe [/spoiler]

>>18261523
Cant believe I fucked up my post that bad

>>18254836
>Their appearance changes to fit into the current human psyche of the times.
try thinking about that for more than 5 seconds.