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Okay /x/, i just had a spoopy encounter and i'd like to share it with you.
This happened about 5 mins ago:
>be me
>live in backwoods fuckall nc
>go out to my yard to feed the stray cat in the neighborhood as usual, it's old and cant hunt
>i feel bad for it
>halfway out to my woodshop where it lives, i see some lights in the sky
>nice, symmetrical equilateral triangle
>lights start to shift downward faster than any aircraft we have, triangle begins to deform
>shitting brix as this happens, as there are normal ufo sightings around where i live and this is the first significant event i've seen
>as the lights reach their lowest point, i hear a LOUD fucking rustling in the woods to my left
>this pine thicket is about 50 yds away from me and that was still loud
>nope the fucc outta there and get my .45 cowboy repeater from inside
cont.
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>be me
"Be me" is the Millennials' equivalent of "Once upon a time" -- it let's you know everything that follows is frivolous nonsense
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>>18244429
>venture back out with .45 in hand, determined to feed that fucking cat and fuck up whatever's in my way
>lights have returned to normal position, same triangle as before and back up higher
>i stare at the ayys for about 5 mins, nothing changes
>no more rustling in bushes
>feed the cat and go back inside
>wonder wtf just happened as i type this
I tried to get a pic of the ayys for you guys but the lights were too dim and too far for my shitty phone camera
what do you think it was /x/? i suspect that the lights were ayys but im not sure what the rustling was. sure did sound pissed though.
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>>18244438
That's how i've always started my greentext, dont know about any stigma surrounding it.
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>>18244429
Where in NC are you? I can tell you if there's military spoopy aircraft nearby.
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>>18246302
Jackson County area.
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>>18244457
Post a pic of your back yard.
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>>18247297
Here it is right now, it's dark but i've enhanced it a bit. Right over the top of that fence is where I saw the ayys. I'll get a better pic tomorrow in the day as well.
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>>18244438
That's just a 4chanism, not a generational thing.
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I get not wanting to be defenseless but what the hell good was a gun going to do you?
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>>18248301
I didn't think the rustling could have been ayys at the time, just thought it was an animal or something i could dispatch easily.
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Did you try and signal/make contact with them?
Did you at least shout Ayy at them?
> Captcha was select the aircraft
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>>18249019
I actually did shout "AYYLMAO" when i went back out after i got the gun. It was the only thing I had thought to say. Sadly I recieved no response.
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>>18249058
That's awesome
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