>wake up early this morning >hear knocking on my windows

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2016-10-10 19:33:43 Post No. 18219559
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Anonymous 2016-10-10 19:33:43 Post No. 18219559 [Report]

>wake up early this morning
>hear knocking on my windows
>no curtains in room because I'm no puss
>fucking clown in my back yard knocking on window
>I stare at him for a good 3 seconds
>contemplate getting gun but then remember that this is a human being
>remember I'm in loose bed pants
>walk in front of window he's knocking on, he's holding this fake ass plastic knife and keeping this dumb smile
>I ask if he wants to come in
>he stops smiling, looks confused
>bed pants do their job and I quickly whip out my flaccid dick
>start rubbing it all over window
>window is a good 5 feet off the ground, clown was having to reach for it
>he looks back up at me to see me sliding my dick around on the window
>I open window and wink at him
>he just yells "what the fuck" and runs away
The best defense against clowns
Window dong print for proof

Anonymous 2016-10-10 19:36:01 Post No.18219565
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>>18219559
/x/ has taught you well.

Keep fighting the good fight.

Anonymous 2016-10-10 19:39:27 Post No.18219570
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>>18219559
fk that made me kek
>wp anon, wp

Anonymous 2016-10-10 19:43:12 Post No.18219577
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>>18219559
Lol well done... Question..what if the table turned and said clown attempted to blow you?

Anonymous 2016-10-10 19:46:32 Post No.18219592
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>>18219577
I haven't had sex in 4 years. My dick would not have discriminated. I will take what I can get

Anonymous 2016-10-10 19:46:33 Post No.18219593
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>>18219577
free blowjob

Anonymous 2016-10-10 21:00:21 Post No.18219813
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>>18219559
>Wake up late, like 5 pm
>I work nights so it's better for me
>Eat my "breakfast"
>Watch some tv
>Gf comes home. She works normal hours, but visited her mom after she got off
>We chat for a bit
>Have to get ready for work
>Put on my uniform, if you will, and grab my gear
>Takes a fucking hour to get ready
>Kiss bby goodbye, tell her I'll wake her up when I get home in the morning
>Go to this new place Im supposed to be working at
>We travel alot and our workplaces keep changing
>Long story short, some fucking asshole tried to dickslap me. Been working this gig for 2 weeks, and already getting dicks in my face
>Call Stephen King and tell him I fucking quit
Never work clown gigs, anons, not worth it