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I've always enjoyed Astrology talk. I wish I had a more accurate time, my parents both said around 2am but nothing precise.

>>18208685
Depending on the state, it's listed on the birth certificate. If you have the hospital crib card too, that might tell you.

>>18208704
The birth certificate I have doesn't have it listed. I'm from California. No crib card I know of is in my parents possession. Is there any sort of database that would have that kind of information that I can make a request to?

>>18208718
Satan would know and I hear he's into making deals

>>18208718
You could honestly call the document department of your hospital you were born in. It might have the time of birth recorded or even the delivery doctor if they're still alive/practicing.

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I'd love for someone to read my chart.

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Can you tell what mine says?

Pisces are 2deep4u.

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I never get a reply but I would really like to hear what someone thinks of my chart, Please.

>>18210291
if by 2deep you mean 2crybby then yes

>>18210347
use a chart generator that isn't butt n I'll help you out

>>18209173
>moon in Scorpio

I feel bad for those who get close to you. edgy as fuck in the deepest parts of your soul

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can someone explain this, i know nothing.

>>18210585
>sun Capricorn
>asc Scorpio

do people often tell you you're an asshole?

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why is my chart so gross looking?

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Someone please tell me what the hell this thing is supposed to mean.

Let's talk about how Cancer is objectively the worst sign.

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My shit's all over the place.
Everyone else in this thread has stayed in one half of the chart with one or two exceptions.

Wtf astrology?

>>18210625
It's literally cancer.

I bet they also have crabs.

>>18208585
Aries CITY up in this BITCH
WHAT THE FUCK
yo
ok hear me out
hear me the fuck out
I'm a little drunk
I ain't a pisces I don't fall into that drug shit but I am FUCKED UP
EMOTIONALLY
and well drinkally.


I got this Libra chick.
Really balancing the chaos out of my life.

MMMMMM, feels good...

I respect her.

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>inb4 I get called a horrible person for being an Aries

>>18210647
You're a terrific person and your zodiac has nothing to do with it.

You're just awesome.

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Yeah, I'll bite. Wanna see if anyone here says the same things the last person I asked irl said, or if it's totally inconsistent.

>>18210640
Stop reposting your retardation any day now

>>18210647
AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAWWWW HELL YEAH
Aries REPRESENT
ARIES REP. RESENT.
PRESENT.

We are a fucking gift to ya'll mawFUCKAS.

>>18210627
Spaghetti Chart Anon here.
I've been looking up my shit and I'd say it's fairly accurate.

I'm still calling bullshit, but holy shit.

>>18210665
Thanks for the advice, by the way, I'll think about it!

>>18210653
Dawww thanks anon. You're pretty fantastic yourself <3
>>18210666
We are just like any other sign anon; we have dickheads and we have saints. I understand zodiac pride, but there's no need to be an asshole about it man; you're not painting a good picture of us Aries.

>>18210667
https://astrolibrary.org/interpretations/
https://astrolibrary.org/houses/

What I used to interpret this shit.

Apparently blue lines link attributes that are harmonious and work together well, while red means they don't work together well.

Be nice to see some sort of pro /x/'er here to lead us in the right direction with reading.

>>18210706
You know, you're right.
Sorry.

I got it. I won't be a dick anymore.

Just here to understand a little more, that's all.

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>>18210614
Can someone intrepret this? I'm really out of my element here. Even with the helpful links that >>18210718
just posted. I'm just lost d00ds, I've never really dabbled in any of this ever before.

>>18210737

Well for some reason, your chart doesn't have the lines to easily tell things like your Ascendant.and Houses.

But your ascendant is Ares, meaning you're impulsive, combative, and constantly looking for something new to explore.

The moon and Venus are in Sagittarius, meaning that you prefer strong relationships and value friendship above most other aspects of life, but your friends must also encourage you in kind. Your devotion is strong, but may make you intolerant in some cases.

Neptune, Saturn, and Uranus is in Capricorn, meaning you are dedicated to your tasks and often do things 'the proper way.' You value experience and discipline in your pursuits. But you can also crave recognition and prestige for your pursuits.

Pluto and Mercury are in Scorpio, meaning your mind and empowerment are most noticeable in the pursuit of your craft. You can often ward your knowledge from others to gain advantage.

Mars is in Libra, meaning you balance independence and cooperation and often enforce fairness in your group. Without knowing if you have support on a position, you may be hesitant to act on it.

Jupiter is in Cancer, meaning you live your life often in peace and can easily accrue wealth especially in the later half of life. But this talent can also make you covet your possessions to highly.

On a side note, interest in the occult and mysticism are there too.

Allinall, that's what your chart says from the links I posted.

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>>18210818
Thank you very much anon! This was very interesting to read before I went to sleep. Almost uncanny how these points reflect who I am. I never really paid any attention to this type of stuff in the past until I found out that the time of year you are born, along with realtive cosmological phenomena actually do influence many aspects of how you will develop. Climte apparently also has an influence. What caught my eye in this thread is at least, to my naive eyes, the source I used also incorperated realtive regional location - of which I have hardly been far from since my birth. Very refreshing to get a sample of something not of the overly generalied trite you usually see neraly everywhere!

>>18210856

Personally I don't believe in astrology but it's pretty fun to interpret stuff.

I've noticed that most people in this thread have clustered charts with a few things focused on (like your dedication to work), whereas mine is all over the place in >>18210627

I'm just wondering if that has any significance to it.

>>18210866
I agree with you, especially with it being fun. I don't really agree with astrology myself aside from having at most minor merit in its most basic principles - primarily to what I mentioned earlier. To me it seems most of the categorization of people within astrology is exccedingly generalized and hence easily relatable to most persons. Other aspects like (how to say it?) the change of orientation of the planet to the other cosmic bodies as it stands today are askew from the time of year when these same bodies would be observed at a specific time of year when these systems where formuated. Anyway, I should go to sleep. But thanks again! I so ignorant that I don't even know most of the symbology used let alone their representation. A bit too hard to learn the basics in my state to get myself rolling. And yes, your chart is quite, uh, dispersed?

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Any Anons willing to drop some knowledge?

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>>18210925
your eighth house shows a interest death

I'll have to think about that. You a socialist?

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>>18210655
Just at a glance... you have an fluid mind and a big ego. You will at least accept your death. I like your eighth house.

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>>18210647
You are not a bad person for being an Aries. >Saturn Rising
>in Aquarius
>with Gemini moon
At least you will get along with your daughter.

>>18210938
>>18210938
dig me some death. Lots of interest in the subject. I dono dont really have a political affiliation. I hang with a lot of leftists though. But sometimes they seem a bit aggresively liberal. or just aggressive.

>>18210627
at least you have some cool friends...
>>18210614
Is that your real time of birth?
>>18210604
You have issues with your kids. I have no idea know Chiron works with your death but it does.
>>18210585
We Chrion close to your eighth also, Peter. Are you healthy physically?

>>18210998
Your eighth house is fuckin packed mate. I have a taurus eigth house with mars and venus in conjuction. The books I've read said my death wouldn't matter because my last breaths are surrounded by people I love.

Your house is dominated by scorpio and has four planets in it. I think you could be murdered. That Jupiter is man. Its been awhile. I think jupiter is gonna kill you one day. Could be a rival.

>>18211010
Well. That's disconcerting. Got anything I can read to find more information on it myself?

>>18209173
I know a Aquarius Sun-Scorpio Moon-Saggitarius Rising. Hated that dude. You should remind yourself not to be sharp with people. Then again you might have a speech impediment. Your second house is way different then his so I could be completely wrong. Something about your mouth or speech is off. Hairlip? Stutter? Are you a manlet?

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this is mine. anyone care to read this for me?
no idea what it means. thanks in advance
(blocked out my name. birthday: 7/15/1997)

>>18211018
>>18210925
Mercury in the 9th is good. You typed aggressive but I think that is just how people see you( Aries Rising is your face to the world/ Scorpio is your journey FIRE-/-WATER). You are smarter then people perceives you. I think your rival actually likes you but not politically.

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can anyone make sense of this? pretty clueless when it comes to this.

>>18210983
>daughter
Pls no. Im terrified of having a daughter. Sons I can understand, daughters...I'm not even good with girls Kek.

>>18210925
What year are you born or what is your chinese astrology sign?
>>18211039
Lets see 1997 is year of the ox. You will have a son and he will be a huge challenge. (TrueNodeMars4th opposing Saturn) Do you dream about dying? How do you feel about life's meaning? Are you religious?

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>>18211048
Don't worry that shit was the first thing I saw. She will give your life meaning. Its stands out. Look forward to it.

>>18211050
>you will have a son
assuming adopted lol. weird choice
1) i dont think i have ever died fully in my dreams.
2) you just experience life and hope others get to experience it too? don't get the question.
3) sort of? i believe anything is possible. gods? a god? nothing? i'll believe it all.
what are these questions for if i may ask?

>>18211050
1990. The metal horse

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since the topic is currently kids, I'd like to know if I should worry about this 5th house Saturn pretty please

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>>18211046
You have old friends or damn looks like douche bags. Do you like to be bullied or just like studying under strict motherfuckers? Your 5th is packed. Your death will be caused by negligence could be your own fault. Virgo Rising/Aries 8th has a potential for Darwin award level death.

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>>18211065
We would get along in real life but I'd rather not have your rival shank or shoot me.
You Horse(gemini)
Scorpio/Scorpio/Aries heavy eighth house
Me Goat(Cancer)
Gemini/Leo/Libra heavy eighth/nineth10th

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>>18211066
Aqurius Saturn 5th isn't favorable. It could mean you are really tough on yourself. Your death will be on a death bed. You get last words. Your 4th is the crib. truenodeNepUran in 4th... So its a conjunction nep-dream - uran-supernatural/wierd

Its either damien( the omen referance) or sterile. Kids will be rough as fuck for you.

You got issues? You a girl?

>>18211065
>>18211072
Don't be deterred though. Friendship is important. So I'm definitely getting shived though? I dono if I wanna get shived or shanked. Or shot.

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What's my flavor?

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>>18211095
I'll look harder. It could be in a riot. You could die in a blaze a fury. Murder is murder but to some cultures murder is a warriors death.

>friends are important
Not in my life. They are easy to come by and they take more then they give. Also my 7th house is barren. I have no real friends just lovers and family.

>>18211105
Is that your real birth time? That shit is important.

>>18211095
>>18211106
Appreciated deeply.

>>18211112
From what I've been told, yeah.

>>18211089
>It could mean you are really tough on yourself

Yes, in everything. From how I present myself to how I draw or even type. I always feel inadequate in whatever I do, doesn't help that I can't ever seem to hold a job even if I'm never late and never give any lip. I just rub people the wrong way even though I'm not hideous or fat or particularly rude. I can be aloof, sure, but is that enough to really just end up like this? I'm trying to change though. I've been doing meditation and banishing negative thoughts for my own sake cause it was bordering on suicidal for a couple of years there.

>Its either damien( the omen referance) or sterile. Kids will be rough as fuck for you.

I'm guessing the former, am actually knocked up as I type but have been having bleeding and cramping where I shouldn't- got me worried as fuck. That sucks to hear man, I've always been wary of having children and even when me and my partner stopped pulling out it took a long time to actually get pregnant. I don't know, man. I just hope the kid is healthy and mentally sound, my brother is autistic and stuff so I've always had concerns about that. But whatever happens I'm preparing myself to take it.

>You got issues? You a girl?

Yeah, got severe self confidence issues (even for a woman) and have a secret that only my best friend knows; was diddled a bit as a kid and always been emotionally fucked because of it. I'm fine with my bf and dad and males in general but when it comes to myself it all gets fucked up. I know it's why I have trouble socializing and come off as weird to anybody I meet. It's some shit.

>So its a conjunction nep-dream - uran-supernatural/wierd

At least one thing is neat about my chart, thanks anon I really appreciate it you have no idea.

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>>18210925
Hmmm... your mercury in opposition with mars could mean a high voice

That Jupiter is strong in the 5th. Its a good position and favorable in Leo. But bad when you got an 8th house like that.

I think you should be be looking out for this in 2018.

YO DUDE 2018 Feb-Mar. Watch your ass. If you are alive then 2030 Jan-Feb then 2042 feb-mar

>>18211032
I try to be patient with people. No speech or height issues unless I'm on fit then I'm definitely a manlet

>>18211120
Try a different site. I like to see the houses clearly.

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Don't suppose there's anything weird/interesting about mine?

>>18211123
I see loads of things in your chart. I'll try and make sense of it.You could have a demon child. Maybe not actually a demon but to you. You may not be up for it. My best childhood "friend" was four pounds at birth. He became 5'11 219 of solid man mass. Him and his mom never got along.

Do you have your partner's chart? That could help with understanding your kid's future. Your chart is full of things more related to you.

can anyone else decipher what my chart means?
im the july 15th poster.
possibly having a challenging son in the future isnt a lot to look forward to.

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>>18211133
I'm sot too sure what you mean by that. I get what houses are but what sort of presentation would you consider to be more clear?

>>18211131
No shit. Maybe that will help you. My Aqu/Scop/Sag was 6 foot like me. Swedish American guy. I was just mad he fucked a girl I was really into and bragged about her boobs. He had no idea I had her on a massive pedestal and weather or not he was telling the truth didn't matter. Also my friend had curly hair and he made velcro jokes behind his back and he I heard him telling it.

I think its just how you might approach some people.

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>>18211142
I hope not, I want to get along with this kid and show them everything I can. I want them to be a better me. As long as they're not a Ted Bundy or some shit I can manage it, maybe.

Yea, he just doesn't know his time of birth so it's a general type of chart.

>>18211067
is there anything positive in this? Whats in my 5th and what does it mean?

>>18211149
That is a little better I like these>>18211134 for just doing quick glances.

You have Mars Rising its within 5 degress of your ascendant. Google it. Pretty cool. Nep and Uran conjuction in your 7th. Mix that with pisces sun. I'd say you have some strange friends. Gays?

>>18211156
Ted Bundy had a mom who loved him, right? Is that is real birth time? I wanna see if that Jupiter is in his 4th or not. Again Chrion is put in there. That shit is too new for me. I think they start using it during the 1990s with more frequency. The books I studied were some hippy shit from the late 60 - 70s.

But Chiron a key. A centaur. Could be in his 4th.

>>18211165
I have a mix I guess of normal and strange friends. None of them are gay though.

>>18211158
5th house is like the sign Leo. Its your ego. Its how you treat yourself. Its your heart. You have five planets in there. Neptune and Mars are in conjuction. That could mean... but Mars is also conjoined by uranus. Do you have embarrassing fetishes? What is your chinese sign? Another person with the moon in tenth.

>>18211168
Yeah, he did. And I would love them too.

There's no way I can know, he doesn't have birth certificates or anything cause his dad was/is an alcoholic and most likely lost it along the way. I'll see if I can get him to apply for a new one just so I can know. I hope it is in his jupiter is in the 4th and I just have a rough relationship in the first 20 years of their life like I did with my dad. We butted heads constantly and always thought that he hated me until I grew up and realized he was just tired and frustrated with his life and took it out on me sometimes.

I really hope that's it. I want the world for this little thing, don't care if it's a boy or a girl I just want them to be happy and never know the kinds of shit that's passed through my own mind. I want them to be confident and able to take on the world. Chiron is supposed to be like a redemption kind of archetype right? If it's in the 4th does that mean my dude will redeem his childhood through our kids? His childhood was way, way worse than mine.

>>18211173
yea I got a couple. I'm a rat

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>>18211170
I don't like site either. Where is your pluto? Does your 5th house begin before or after your moon sign?

Maybe you have a famous friend or one that will become a famous gay friend.

>>18211170
Is not me

In response to >>18211165 I do have a few gay friends and some of them are very close. I do definitely find it easier to groove with the weirdos. Mars near ascendant sounds sort of like Usuke Urameshi if I'm reading this right. Pretty dope.

>>18211182
I'm not too sure about my pluto, I'll probably need to get a clearer chart, any sites you recommend? I also looked into the mars rising into Libra, shit's gonna suck with my love life as I expected. I didn't find any information on what the degrees mean though.

>>18211186 is the one asking about their flavor to be clear.

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>>18211180
Rats are good( Rat is Sagittarius). Usually good looking. I've never met an ugly rat. But the ones I am used too are 1972.

That Saturn in the 7th house isn't good but is compliments that cluster in your 5th. You could overwork yourself. I see a painful death there.

Virgo Rising... Capricorn with Gemini moon. Are you a girl? <3

>>18211195
heh nope am a dude. So because theres alot of stuff in the 5th is it a safe bet to say I have a big or at least complex ego?

>>18211179
If you look here >>18211156 red lines are not good. This child could hamper his dreams. I bet he is a "what you see is what you get" kinda guy. Moon and Venus conjuction...

Lemme see here. He is a Aries/Aquarius(moon)/Aries with mars and venus is aquarius. You are a Aries/Cancer/Libra with mars pisces and venus aries. He is into your body and looks. Do you guys have fights? Whole lot of ram in the two of you.

>>18211187
degrees are to help you pinpoint wear in the sky or horizon the planet is at your time of birth

astro.com is pretty clear for others see if you can get the houses to show like >>18211046
houses start at the BOLD AC

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>>18211202
If you where only a girl we would have great passionate sex.

>So because theres alot of stuff in the 5th is it a safe bet to say I have a big or at least complex ego?

It could more like everything seems to revolve around you. In your world. Are you hot? If not you should work at it. You should have fan girls.Watch your food intake. Be kind to your body. Watch out for herpes. etc etc

>>18211216
oh shit I became your 7th house saturn

it all makes sense now

7th house saturn are your critical fangirls and sisters and moms telling you to take better care of yourself

>>18211204
He's a very simple guy. Works a blue collar kind of job, likes to stay at home and doesn't bullshit. And he's always wanted kids so I doubt it could hamper anything, he is content with his life and everything that has happened to him it's why I'm attracted to him. He's got that spiritual strength.

We fight but it's nothing like how my parents used to fight- we just get real intense instead of screaming and breaking things. We'll say personal shit that cuts deep but always end up making up, been together for 6 years. Good to know he thinks I'm attractive though. I like that we both are Aries, we understand each other really well and get it when one of us gets in a mood.

>>18211190
>>18211134
You have Mars Rising also. So you were born on a full moon and a mercury retrograde? That Saturn in the 4th means you will be a strict parent and the square with your moon sign means your kids wont like you but they should respect what you have done in your life.

You should live long and your family will be there when you die. You will know when and likely have parting words. Love these death bed scenes in new age astrology.

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>>18210627
My chart is fucked up as well

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>Venus conjunct Jupiter in 7th house
So can someone explain why the fuck I'm still single at 18 and have never had a bf? I thought this was the best aspect for being loved.

>>18211224
This dude is 100% into your looks. Most of his signs are at the best angles. He thinks you are beautiful. Your venus and moon are water signs and his are air. It seems like emotionally this is one sided. You can carry him for life but he doesn't get your emotional side.

Also your saturn is probably tough on him too. Maybe for the better. You need to relax though. You need strong friendships. You have a girlfriend? You need a positive female friend to help you through life.(venus in 7th)

>>18211235
Your mom loves you

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>>18211235
You don't need a boyfriend to be loved. Gimme a natal chart.

>>18211216
>everything revolves around me
well if I didn't have an ego before I do now

I am become chad cucker of worlds.

>>18211235
>I have found this one good aspect so why isn't my life all flowers and sunshine?

inb4 that conjunction gets completely wrecked by Saturn and Uranus

>>18211130
Crysis. Well Guess thats all kind of exciting. Thanks for the info. What do you mean by high voice? Anything else noteworthy apart from death by rival? If you're still there.

>>18211248
You could turn into the house baby everyone takes care of. If you are good looking to some of the girls I am sure they wont mind but will nag you.

>>18211256
You know. High voice-low voice. Chris Tucker/Mike Tyson voice. I'm serious about those dates. I'd be careful the months before and after. DON'T GO TO THE RIOT OR THE BAR!

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>>18211236
I know that I'm the one who is completely emotionally attached and co-dependent, if I lost him I'd be a fucking wreck. I'm trying really hard to and me being sober (nothing serious, just a typical cliche millenial burnout) has helped a lot with it. He sometimes comes out with it and tells me in a matter-of-fact tone that something inside me is broken because of how I talk about myself and there's nothing he can do about it. I'll definitely do that though, have had warnings in my dreams about my emotions ending up pushing him away so I started to work on my inner self real quick after that. Even more so now with your help, and for the sake of our family. I can't be damaged goods forever.

I have one and only one and she's been my friend since 4th grade. We had a period during the first two or three years after high school where we drifted apart but always get right back into things like it never happened- I love her. She helped me a lot a month ago after a small dose of mdma and us talking about our fears and mental hangups, I felt so much lighter after that night and realized I need to do that with her every so often to keep me sane. It's why I can feel myself getting better. Going to her son's bday party tomorrow, at a pizza place, shit's gonna be cash.

Thanks so much anon, you're a damn good fucking reader and helped me so much tonight. I don't want to hog you though and so I send you good vibes and my deepest appreciation. Thank you.

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How do you tell the difference between creative endeavors and kids?

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>>18211212
Would this be better?

>>18211225
I anticipated a more interesting death but this is fine as well I guess.

>>18211273
Oh right. Na I've got that bass in my voice. Ok cool I'll keep it in mind. Haha dammit. My chart wasnt very hopeful.>>18210925
But many things. Blessed be the soothsayer.

>>18211278
I'm happy to help.
>>18211283
If you are serious about getting into natal chart reading you need to find books you can use. Its new age hippy shit mang.

kids are typically in the 4th house but its not a rule
"creative endeavors" could be in the eighth, nineth, tenth

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>>18211284
Nah that site doesn't give me pluto. Pluto is important for new age. Fuck dwarf planets. I have Pluto Rising. All these riots and culture changing is thanks to Pluto.

>>18211290
your voice is it your money maker?

>>18211293
Thanks, I've read that the 4th is home and the 5th house refers to children & creativity.
I know its hippy shit, gotta remember no one can know what will happen or what would have happened.

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hey /x/, how do I read my cart? Can someone hep me? thanks in advance.

>>18211303
>>18211290
It's been complemented before I guess. But I'm not doing anything with it atm

>>18211304
I always saw and read that kids are in the home. 4th house is cancer. Cancer/Moon It can have home kids or mommy issues. 5th is Leo/Sun Your heart, your ego, your health, how you feel about yourself.

Gemini/3rd(mouth/wit) Pisces/12th(dreams/supernatural) Virgo/6th(work/ethics) Saggitarius/9th(philosophy/nature) are really creative houses

>>18211306
Is that your real birth time? If the time isn't right I can not be accurate. If it is you are the 3rd mars rising in this thread.

>>18211321
i am not really sure, currently trying to call mom.

>>18211321
it was 11:47am, so do i choose 11 or 12?

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>>18211314
Interesting, will think about it. 12th is also hidden, subconscious, no? Anything stand out to you here? >>18211283

>>18205220

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Behold my glorious t-square.
It wolud be nice to get a reading from western astrologer, personally I use vedic system with sidereal zodiac and nakshatra system, because I lack intuition and I need more precise system.

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I have no clue what this means. Somebody, anybody read me pls.

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halp pls

>>18211254
It's completely untouched and Saturn is the least prominent sign in my chart. Venus and Jupiter only aspect each other other than Jupiter oppositioning my ascendant.

>>18211329
put in 11:47 am exactly in the site

>>18211337
mars in 8th with cap/aqu split
I don't know why but I am reminded of the scene in aliens with vasquez and lt gorman. This is a very LT Gorman death. Redemption, timit but intense death. Kind of like you prove yourself in the end.

Venus Rising is cool. You have a nice face. If you are a woman I'd probably find you attractive. ;) Especially with that mars.

>>18211383
How bout that Mars then?

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>>18211388
thanks btw

>>18211383
I can only speak using vedic perspective, because I don't know shit about western astrology.
Venus and Jupiter conjunction is not very helpful with venus stuff, you probably tend to idealize relationships or look for impossible, jupiter representing beliefs, higher teachings, hope joint with planet of earthly pleasures, yeah it soooo gooood for sure..
Also natural benefics in 7th house sucks because they tend to enforce illusions around other people, the only planet that gain strength by being on western hemisphere is saturn because Saturn destroys illusions wherever he goes(6th, 7th,8th is pretty strong for him, not easy for sure but strong).

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>>18211361

>I need more precise system.

You can have this. My at a glance. That 8th house. Glorious death bed scene awaits. You should live long. Are you into money?

>>18211403
8th house? I don't have any planet there, you gave wrong ((you)) fampai.

>>18211393
0-5 degrees is still a conjunction. So you still have Mars Rising. Your eighth house is massive and planetless. Virgo and pisces complete loses out on being on anythings cusp.

Death by drugs. (leo on the eighth swallowing virgo)

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>>18211402
Sorry I don't believe in Vedic Astrology :/
>>18211390
Mars is pretty good but it has a square with Uranus and Neptune so maybe that's it? The thing is, I'm not unattractive or anything, it's just I've been told people who like me are too scared to approach me. Where does that leave me? :( Oh well, I'll be patient with my time, I guess. I think I'm intimidating? Mars is also trine my Ascendant so perhaps that's it.

Venus in Pisces leaves me a little hopeless romantic.

>>18211408
taurus on the 8th cusp

We have the same rising sign. You will see your death coming and will be at peace with it. Most certainly you will have a death bed scene with last words.

>>18211422
can death by drugs mean my decreasing lifespan caused by the anti epileptics i have to take? i have a strong case of epilepsy.

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>>18211427
Mars is your masculinity. Gimme the sign and house mang or natal. I have mars and venus in taurus. Maybe we could make out.

>>18211427
Just post your birthchart.

You don't believe in Vedic but still I want to see some things, you can post tropical one, I will translate into sidereal in my head.

>>18211433
My Mars is also in Taurus in my ninth house conjunct my sun. Sun and Mars trine Ascendant in Virgo. I think that makes me seem intimidating because a lot of guys always seem nervous talking to me, and I think it's a mix of me being socially awkward and maybe just maybe intimidating. I just want someone to date me! :( What do you think?

>>18211430
Yes, take care with that. I don't see any obvious times to look out for. Watch out for experimental shit and stoners. I'll give your chart another look when I'm done peepin at these others.

>>18211429
Sounds nice.
I'm not into money btw. I have only enough for basement dwelling student lifestyle.

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>>18211441
Virgo Rising with a taurus mars. Reminds me of the "School President" anime trope. Holy fuck you probably are my type. I'm like 37 and a gemini. My sun and mercury are conjunct.

>>18211441
Now it's make sense especially from sidereal point of view, I don't have exact degrees but probably you are Leo ascendant with Mars and Sun in Aries, no wonder that guys perceive you as scary, you are probably more masculine in your behavior than them.

For Leo ascendant saturn rules 7th house and is primal indicator for relationships, because of his nature he tends to slow things related to houses he rules. Jupiter and Venus in 7th shows that you cross your ways with rather weak males.

>>18211364
gem/gem/leo Seems like a cool person

You will die in your sleep. That is a good death. (pisces 8th cusp jupiter)

>>18211443
i had a huge problem with weed for a long time, i smoked way too much. i am almost off the pipe since 1,5 years, same with alcohol. i just got 100mg of DMT 2 days go since i always wanted to try this (good experiences with mushrooms and salvia) your thoughts on that?

>>18211380
Do you smoke weed? What is going on with mom?

>>18211451
Honestly I'm pretty tsundere lol.
>>18211454
Fair enough. Yeah I'm a Leo rising in Vedic. It just doesn't make sense to me since I'm the shy, introverted girl, but I feel like there's a very minuscule, hidden part of me that's glamorous, and a little vain but I think that's the Leo in 12th in Western Astrology. I'm not overly feminine, I'll admit, but I've never seen myself as masculine, not even boyish. Vedic never described me as well as my western chart. Thanks anyway.

>>18211463
Hmmm... I wouldn't. You are 34 so you are currently in transit through your 10th house. I'd say if you are not stupid you should live fine until you are 48. Death years would when you are 48, 60, 72. Those are are tenth house transits.

>>18211474
Also maybe I should stress that I have a SERIOUS case of Resting Bitchy Face so there's that (I blame virgo rising)

>>18211474
with this masculine and boyish it's not about acting like a man, it's more about being proactive in life.

>I'm the shy, introverted girl,
Now I'm interested in condition of your moon, because how you feel about yourself and life in general is told by the moon, in vedic moon is like filter which through we perceive the world.

You can feel weak but how you act and how your actions are perceived is other thing. If your Sun and mars are in aries you are able to act on impulse (when there is need for that) by following your guts, in this kind of situations it doesn't matter if you feel shy about it or not.

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>>18211474
tsudere prezzzz! I'm an old doof and not worthy!

>>18211491
always blame virgo rising, my dad has virgo rising and I think that is his problem

chinese astrological sign?

>>18211488
its late for me
>When you are 48, 60, 72 Those are your eighth house transits be extremely wary

>>18211505
>>18211488
>>18211443
thanks a lot, that was interesting.

>>18211496
Ah I understand :) in my Vedic chart my moon is in Taurus, but I resonate more with Gemini as I'm an information junkie and love to learn. In my western chart it's in the 10th house, and I do love working with and helping the public when I can, despite being shy. As for being proactive in life, I would say to an extent, but I'm very private about my true passions.
>>18211497
Le Tigre

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>>18211388
Quite a scene-- not exactly what I'd expect! Thank you for your interpretation.

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>>18211508
Tiger? Oh ho, then the opposite may hold true in the long run. Tigers are scary. My sister is a tiger and she is fierce. She beat up this black kid who bullied me when I was 8.

Fierce resting bitch face school president tsudere with that taurus stature. Very imitidating. Is 6 foot tall enough? You would never date down am I right?

>>18211511
No problem. I usually don't frequent /x/ but the wikileaks thread lead me here.

>>18211508
Being informational junkie has more to do with mercury. than anything else. Also planets in air signs (jupiter and venus in aqarius) tend to give same effects.


> I do love working with and helping the public when I can, despite being shy

Moon in taurus in 10th shows that, shyness is present because moon is pretty dark so the light of your soul(Sun) is not well reflected by your mind filter(moon) and where is your saturn, maybe there is some parashra aspect on it.

>>18211518
Haha. Don't judge a book by a cover, anon! I'm a big softie inside. After all Venus in Pisces :)

Aw don't worry. As long as you're interesting and kind. Generally speaking, women don't really care about appearance as much as men for relationships anyway. 6 foot is fine for most girls. The only ones who want NBA types are like 4 ft 7

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any advice?

>>18211534
Hmmm.. but would a venus in pisces like a pluto/libra rising's face? Then how about TWO mars in taurus having a lovers spat. That slow to anger explosion. Also for some reason only gemini, leo, aquarius sun signs approach me or were willing to enter a relationship. I've never even been in a legit friendship with a taurus woman.

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>>18211528
Haven't got a scooby about my aspects in Vedic but thank you so much for your help. I guess for guys to feel comfortable approaching me I'll just be....more...feminine?! Make them feel more masculine, you know, let them open a jar for me lol. Obviously I haven't mastered the art of seduction yet haha.

>>18211555
Pluto/libra sounds like you have a nice face. Pleasant, with a little edge. But we Venus in Pisces are seduced by eyes the most. We just want to drown in them, immerse ourselves in your soul. The more expressive the better, no matter what shape or size or color. I always find myself put off by people with flat, lifeless eyes. It's as if they have lost a zest for life and remain in a permanently jaded state.

>>18211554
Ox (chinese)

Car accident (Aries cusp 8th house with mercury) your death will be. It looks like a freak one. You should be dead on impact so no suffering(trine with uranus)

Born a full moon and you have Saturn in the 3rd house. Are you an employer or maybe a socialist from that second house...

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all i can understand by the links on how to read my chart is my sun sign is libra and that means i'm into justice and fairness and balance
and i don't know how to read the rest of it.....
please help

>>18211566
I have big blue eyes but no hair. I always figured Taurus ladies hated no hair dudes. I was bald by 23. Fucking military.

I thinking my resting bitch face is the poker face. I am used to showing no emotion unfocusing my eyes due to dull hurry up and wait lifestyle the military conditioned me into.

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Could someone read this? Thanks

>>18211590
Actually I can relate with unfocusing my eyes, always do that when I'm on a night out because people get so in your face. Personally yeah, I like my men to have hair, but I know a lot of ladies who like the bald look. I mean it worked for Vin Diesel and Bruce Willis right? Shouldn't really hinder anything, I think blue eyes and a nice face can take you a long way most of the time. As long as you have eyebrows kek.

>>18211574
The sun sign is your journey through life and the true you as you see yourself.

Libra/Virgo(moon)/Sagittarius Rising
Mars in scorpio and Venus in Virgo

Great signs for an astrologer(planet rich 11th house)

Your death comes from your body giving up on you (cancer 8th cusp with heavy leo). Stomach illness in elderly age.

>>18211626
i guess those cigarettes catch up to me

>>18211620
I knew it. Fucking 9/11 screw me out of experiencing martial bliss with a taurus woman. Hades Rising has cursed me! Fucking anthrax shots probably couldn't have helped either.

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>>18211631
Cancer could be what most would say but my new age feels say you will outlive most people you know.

Christine the cottonhead old lady smoking her cigs is done in by the bacterea in her stomach and not her lungs.

You want an age of death?

>>18211598
Ox(chinese)

Aries/Leo(moon)/Capricorn Rising

I see a heart attack when you are older. Your 2nd one you die in public. Shocking a crowd of people. (Leo cusp of 8th squared mercury taurus)

You have Neptune Rising. Google it. Do you have a massive family?

>>18211662
First of all, thank you for the info. I would say my family is not big at all. Also, almost everyone in my family has died on the same terms you said, a hearth attack in their 80 at least.
I will Google that, thanks.

>>18211571
wood ox

gunshot

Temporary work with needs to secure information. Not in the past or currently an employer.

thank you for your time... still wondering what i need to be way of for the end of this year.

>>18211691
Your family will be big.

>>18211698
What you thinkin about shooting yourself? Fuck, I am not sure I am right for you. Ox - Goat is no good in chinese astrology. I think you have a strong potential in the future to be a business owner or socialist community manager.

>>18211724
numerous or obese?

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>>18211729
probably both

You will most certainly have a daughter that will be very precious to you. I fear for her boyfriends.

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Can someone read mine? Thank you.

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What does it mean?

>>18211468
not anymore. why do you ask, though?

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How read?

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>>18212113
>all that cancer

cancer

>>18211752
>sun Leo
>asc Leo

wew lad

you have the same sun and ascendant as the dude I'm married to

keep being awesome

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>>18211642
yikes......no thank u
ur scary

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This is me... If anyone can offer anything, would be greatly appreciated.

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I think it says here that I'm a fucking faggot, but can anyone else please clarify?

>>18212203
can confirm

stars say you're a fag

>>18212215
fuck that

the stars are fags

fite me irl, Apollo

>>18212230
I would but the stars say to take pity on you because you're a miserable faggot and your blown out asshole would prolapse if you move too quickly

>>18212256
I'll anal vore you bro

come into my gaping hole.

>>18212262
>I'll anal vore you

stop flirting with me any day now

you aren't my type

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i'll do readings in a minute

>>18212356
please see >>18212199
when you have an opportunity

much appreciated!!

>>18210655
>>18210971
Me again from last night. This is different than what the last person said, but maybe it's a different interpretation of something? Rather than a big ego, she said I care a lot about what others think of me... which is true.

Less curious about this for personal reasons than trying to understand what is being interpreted as what.

>astrology

please kill yourselves

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>>18212408
after you

bottoms up

>>18212383
serious question

why put anon in your tripfag

do you like irony or are you a bit dim?

>>18212481
>is this irony?
lol

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Speak the truth!

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How bad is it?

>>18212496
I didn't ask if it was Einstein, I asked if you liked irony

you answered my question though, you're dumb

>>18208685
Quite the balance you are. For every trine you have a square. Seems like a collision of opposing energies all over. Do you experience inner conflict often?

You have Venus in Pisces which is nice, and that's also your north node. Your basic direction in life will have to do with finding a home, a place where you can feel emotionally secure. Venus is a big player in that, and it rules relationships so most likely you will find your home in your relationships with people.

And you seem to have strengths in forming relationships as Jupiter is in your 5th house, which can make you a very fun pleasure-seeking person. And that will be good for attracting people in your life.

As an Aquarius you're a natural humanitarian, and with the presence of Mercury, you will probably express that in a more intellectual manner, maybe philosophizing what's best for society.

Although, you might find it difficult to express your emotions but will probably find that outlet through your 6th house (home).

I noticed that your Sun and Mercury square Pluto and your Ascendant. Pluto is regarded as the planet of death and rebirth and it is very strong in Scorpio (although it's a generational thing). So you may have a tendency, as a result, to look at faults in yourself (sun) and want to eliminate them (or yourself), and yet might be extremely opposed to and maybe even fear the idea of changing yourself at the same time. You may often feel that the way you present yourself is not really how you are, and may desire to refine your outward self constantly.

Saturn which is in your 2nd house squares your north node. So you will have many lessons in balancing financial prosperity and your pursuit for the perfect home.

You have a lot of strengths though especially in self-expression. Although you might do so in very unconventional means.

>>18212577
why so much sand in orifices?

>>18212620
>not enjoying arguing with people on the Internet

why are you even on 4chan

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should I kill myself already?

>>18212677
>Mars in Leo
>Venus in Aries
>Mercury in Gemini
>moon in libra

a-are you me?

go get some fk

you'll feel better

sorry about your sun sign tho

>>18212728
I got plenty of vitamin d, but why are you sad about my sun sign?

>>18212760
>vitamin d

kekkd

also

your sun sign isn't the easiest one to have with all that fire and air you have in you


I'm curious since I ended up marrying a really gaudy dude and our attraction signs are the same

do you like guys(or girls if you're that way) who are on the flashy/dramatic side?

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So, whats wrong and what's right with me?

>>18212798
I guess you can say so. Many people find my bf very weird, eccentric.
>oh anon, you two would be such a weird couple, not only you look two weird but your personalities are so unusual

>>18212628
to get someone who knows about astrology to tell me what they see in my natal chart

if you look hard enough at my chart, you'll see why i'm not telling you to kys

>>18211460
Hey, thanks anon. That sounds like a pretty alright way to die.

>>18212820
the strong triangle shape in your chart means you are a massive homo and will die by choking on penis

>>18212819
it's pretty common for people with the attraction signs we have to end up with eccentric people

im pretty eccentric myself

hence the need for massive amounts of tripfaggotry

>>18212677
You wouldn't kill yourself. Diabetes when you are elderly.

>another saturn in the 5th

>>18212528
>this Sagittarius faggot posting that shitty non casual glance friendly image

>>18212986
>I just started a diet to prevent diabetes
>why cant I respect my body

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>>18212393
Your 8th cusp is libra which denotes its ruler but scorpio and pluto have role at the end of the house. Its poetry. The lord of the underworld comes for you and you embrace them. You create a scene for it to happen.

Almost like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxJA374OCIQ but not exactly as emo. Imagine her older and welcoming death. People who walk in after words will be touched by this. There is a care to it.

Fucking Aquarius Rising with a jacked up neptune hard line to a grand(four planet) conjuction. You most certainly will do this in your home.

Its almost like a deal with the devil.

>>18213072
Because its yours and you can do whatever you want to it. Life can be easy and who wants to be worrying about the small stuff. Of course you have Saturn in the 5th spoiling the fun.

>another taurus girl

Why do Taurus women not like bald men?

>>18213113
Not sure desu but
>I would look at bald head and analyse structure of one's skull
>or wonder how the fuck they don't get cold

Thank you all for helping me!

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I would greatly appreciate a reading, for I have no idea what I am looking at.

Much obliged.

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>>18212199
I'll trip just for you.

Your 8th is ruled by pisces on the cusp but has a triple conjunction in aries. Mars and venus in the eighth house and cojoined like this is a sign of isolation. Heavy spurts of it in your life. I myself have this and even in the military I was alone most of the time with my work.

This looks like murder. These hard lines with saturn and jupiter and then the only solace coming from neptune in your home. Jupiter and Saturn conjunction that isn't fun. Damn, they kill you and dump you in a body of water.

What is your chinese sign? You in your 30s?

>>18213183
Clearly, I'm a hot head with lots of test. I think its just that you Taurus girls are lazy and stubborn when its comes to these things.

No problem though. If you have a question ask I should be around for another hour or so.

>>18212806
Would you be so kind to analyze my chart, that if you're in the mood.

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>>18213189
Drugs will be involved in your death( leo ruler of the 8th house cusp-heavy 12th house jupiter chilling in there).

Mars is within 4 degrees of your rising sign which gives you Mars Rising. Google it.

Having Mars and Venus conjunction in your first house along with nep and uranus. Your appearance and the way you come off is extremely important to you.

What exactly are you looking for? This chart reminds me of a classic superhero with the normie personalty by day but by night and in dreams something completely off the wall. You a werewolf or something?

>>18212806
>>18213242
You wont die alone. I see obesity doing your heart in. A good female friend or relative will be there with you.

Check this out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2ge3Qyslbc you got true node cojuncted to your rising like sync

>>18213255
I googled mars rising.

It's a TV series.. unless you'd like to clarify for me?

I honestly can't tell you what I'm looking for. I have little to no direction. My brother is talented lyrically and I like to produce music but I don't think I'm good enough for it to take me anywhere.

I honestly couldn't tell you what I am, I myself, am in the dark.

Send help.

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Can I get one too?

>>18212203
>true node in aquarius 7th house conjunction with your moon
god damn you are gay as shit

You wont see your death coming. It will be quick. Like so fast. I don't even know what kills you. I don't think it matters. You will be on the next plane of existence while you are thinking you are alive. (tiny little aquarius 8th house true node opposition to jupiter)

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>>18213294
damn it google! This should work "mars ascendant conjunct"

HMMMMM! As a former military man I'd tell you you need discipline son. You have the face of the god of war! You a soldier.

But as an astrologer with some of the same signs angles... life is never easy. You have a quality of dual nature. Its very much like the sign of capricorn itself. Look at it. Fuck! What the fuck is that shit? Some kind of before christ mordern art?

>>18213189
huh.. Interesting chart. You are about as Sagittarius as it can get. Usually most charts are a mixture of various signs, but yours.. Even your ascendant is a Sagittarius. And you have Jupiter in Sag, which is its ruling planet.

Everything from your outer appearance to your inner sense of self, down to the way you think is Sagittarius. Do you like to travel or have you done a lot of traveling in your life?

You have a lot of conjunctions which is pretty funny. All these different planetary energies are vying for the number one spot.

Okay, I'm a beginner at this but let me see what I can tell you.

Sagittarius wants freedom to have an adventure. Jupiter is a huge supporter of this and being in your ascendant, bestows many gifts. In terms of personality, you probably have a very strong one that people will find attractive.

Sagittarius also wants to know about the world in order to know about itself, so it wants to learn through coming into contact with different unique people from all walks of life. There is also a deeply spiritual aspect to this, as well as a strong intellectual side due to Mercury.

And being that your Sun is in the 12th house, you have a desire to spend time in seclusion and contemplation. Despite having a larger than life personality, you actually prefer your space and privacy.

Your sun and moon are trine, meaning there is harmony between the message of your mother and father, which generally means harmony and good relationships with those close to you. Your emotions are also very powerful because of the moon. You often think emotionally and feel things very deeply which can be a complicated experience.

Venus shows that you have good taste in beauty and the finer things in life, but it will all revolve around your self-image.

With your north node in the 10th house, in this life, you have a desire to find a vocation you can dedicate yourself to get public recognition. Maybe in counseling or psychology.

>>18213334
>>18213331
Thank you both so much for the guidance.

Bless you!

>>18213294
I mean its like the werewolf thing. Why would you need a aquatic body to to climb a mountain? Why you need hoofs underwater? This is the most down to earth sign but on the surface its wonky and satanic. Its just nature though. That is all its is trying to represent. The purest forms of the planet in balance with each other. The goat high in the air on the top of the mountain with his hoofs planted and the serpent like mermaid lower half deep down the depths touching the sea floor.

>>18213334
Yeah but his north node is squared up with 1st house. He has an issue with balancing his self worth with self image.

Venus unfortunately is co joined with mars which hampers the finer things. Once the first experience is had ambiance is need to match or exceed the initial experience. Like a sex addiction. Sex has to be a perfect way or else mars and venus are at it again.

>>18211005
>I have no idea know Chiron works with your death but it does.
wat? why?

>>18213273
Thanks , i'll watch this now.

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Can I get a read please?

I have a Virgo with ascendant Scorpio gf

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What does any of this mean?

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>>18213302
You divorced? You have a cruel but quick death waiting you. Possible murder. I don't think matters either way. It will be fast and you wont like it. (aquarius ruler in 8th saturn squares venus, pluto, and mercury)

>>18213414
Not even married but the way I see it I'm not old enough to be married anyway (24)

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>>18213397
But Chiron is a meme rock. https://cafeastrology.com/chiron.html Some doof found it two years before I was born and in the mid to late nineties everyone decided it would be cool and inclusive to add it to everyone's natal chart. Its like ceres and vesta but I guess more people buy into it so its kek now.

I don't used it but if its kek and its there then someone else will give you a different interpretation then mine.

LEMME give it to you then it looks like you die from Pneumonia( gemini ruling 8th with chiron and saturn opposing)

>>18213422
Antonio are you afraid of sex? How many dead women are in your walls?

>>18213440
>looks like you die from Pneumonia( gemini ruling 8th with chiron and saturn opposing)
is there like a hand book on illnesses associated with each sign you can go by? haha

>>18212113
Cancer all the way. Are you by any chance, psychic? Although your Sun is on the verge.

That moon squares 3 aspects. How is your mother? Do you get along with her?

Actually you might. You are both interested in building strong relationships and a sense of community, although the way you approach that might be quite different. It also shows a problem with communication.

Your goal in life is to want to move away from serving your self-image into a life of relationships and sharing with others, which should be pretty easy since you're very intuitive about people's emotions. Jupiter/Saturn shows you have an innate ability for having fun, being expressive, and creative, which helps to attract people in your life, but it also shows that you have trouble expressing that side, and may have to work hard to come out of your shell.

You are very sensitive and emotional, and that might not always be easy especially because the moon which rules cancer is in a square to it and all the other planets in there. You may experience difficulty in expressing/communicating your emotions. On the plus side, having such depth of emotions is a gift as you probably have great empathy for others and that's how you will relate to them.

Pluto/Neptune is your friend as it shows that you have no problem with going inward and assessing your emotions when you must in order to find closure. You welcome change when its necessary.

>>18213446
Afraid? I guess you could say so. I have a normal sex life both when I was single and now that I am in a relationship, although of course now it's much more often.
But I'm quite sure my gf would like to sleep more times with me and I could sleep with some other girls right now if I wanted to but for some reason I avoid them. And it's not because I don't want to cheat.
Never really tried to figure out why. I guess you could say I feel intimidated when it's easy, yes.

As for the dead women part I assume you're being metaphorical but I'm afraid I didn't catch your meaning. If you could be so kind as to explain it to me I'd be grateful

>>18210627

Spaghetti Chart Anon here.
Seems the thread picked back up while I was away.
Anyone more qualified than me care to chart me the fuck up?

>>18213460
Of course. They have naked 40 year old women with anathema's gardening herbs in glorious black and white pictures in them. They teach you majick and cost 40.99 in 1996 money

>>18213481
that sounds like a pretty comfy book.

>>18213471
you should include the bottom chart or else it's hard to read.

>>18213464
I'm being an asshole, sorry. You kind of said it already though. The reason you don't partake in those women is because you have venus in taurus. I also share this sign. One thing I strongly dislike is an absolute easy girl who just tries to grab my dick out of no where. No build no passion no ambiance. I don't want gono either. Also you appreciate a sacred cow over a piece of dead meat.

>>18213518
On it.
I didn't think it was important, but I was wrong.

>>18213519
I get what you mean, Pluto. I appreciate you taking your time to clarify these things to me.
Anything else you found interesting?

>>18213367
Would you part me with any words of wisdom?

>>18213543
could you redo the chart on a better site?

it would help like astro.com it may clarify why you feel your death is cruel

>>18213539
it's a shorthand way. tells you what the red and blue lines mean for which planets. especially for you since your chart is so scattered.

>>Astrology General: this is the thread where we all yell at each other because of the day we were born
Ahem, Gemini here

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>>18213548
Sure, here is it.
To be honest though I'm not quite sure I want details of my death...

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>>18213560

I've been mainly concerned with the spread of the signs.
Apparently there're about half a dozen recurring patterns, but I don't know if I'm "splash" or "bucket."

And don't hold out on the bad stuff, I've been told way too many good things about myself.

>>18213546
You really need some discipline or else you are going to get hung up on stupid shit. Its like retro gamers and CRT monitors and scanline converters with original console and games.

Do you really need a professional monitor with an rgb modded NES to play super mario bro while you drink two shots of yager under monochromic lighting to get you in the mood and help project your desired image to those watching you or playing with you? You get me?

Its like the core you is powered up through this kind of ambiance and/or ritual If it isn't right a switch trips and you feel lost. When you are older you should be able find a balance for these types of hang ups. You are a fucking warrior.

>>18213567
I am gemini too. Can we be twins? (unless you were born in the year of the ox)

>>18213593

Sup my Twin?

>>18213593
One sec lemme check

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>>18213573
but that is my gimmick and its october and its /x/

>>18213601
I know you're a good reader Pluto, just don't make me scared of my own shadow

>>18213593
Sure, (year of the dog)

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>>18213573
2024 will be a big year for you. February will be a tough transit for you. 2036 is your likely death transit.

>>18213634
fuck

>>18213573

So how do you plan to spend your last 20 years?

>>18213616
Now dogs are cool. Dog is like Libra. I'm okay with you being my twin. I had a dog friend in childhood who was four years younger then me. We would play N64 together. He won more as we got older to a point where I couldn't beat him in sports or wrestling games anymore.

>>18213659
Alright

>>18213651
Haven't really thought about it

>>18213650
Want me to jimmy some math together and give you a more exact date? Will just be a guess because I have no idea WHERE you will be. None of my hippy or Crowley shit have GPS for calcutations based on time to location. Just transition of planets on a natal chart.

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>>18213677
not really my friend, I guess I'll be exiting this thread.

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>>18208585
>What's the worst sign?: Any water sign, take your pic.
Is this some kind of joke? I'm a Scorpio, what does this mean for me?

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God, there's so much Scorpio

>>18213692
It means everyone hates Scorpio.

I'm in your boat, senpai.

>>18213692
I'm concerned about this too. Apparently I have a bunch of shit in Scorpio and Cancer but this is the first time I've ever bothered to make a chart (>>18213412 is my mess)

Does that mean I'm just exponentially worse than the average person?

>>18213711

ur a beautiful person
don't let astrology tell you otherwise

>>18213692
Scorpios are passionately fierce and they tend to sting themselves the worst. Scorpio is the super intense guy in the back of the room trying to control everything and starting drama for no reason.

People love scorpios, mang. They can make life more interesting and are funny.

>>18213694
my asc and moon are
feels bad man
>>18210604

>>18213694
give me an astro.com chart and I'll give you attention this looks like a pizza

>>18213718
astrology will always tell you how special you are its the cat ladies that are the ones who make a stink

>>18213711
>>18213412
I missed you. You are a Snake(chinese taurus year). Snake Scorpio with Taurus rising. That mars! That venus! Girl you and I would make passionate sex with each other before and after fighting. Oh gods you'd take me for everything I own.

erm.. lets see your 8th house reminds me of 3pac. How should I put this. Hold on. I need to think about this death.

>>18213737
That might be true but this is also the first time I've ever seen anyone use astrology to foretell death (and I'm 100% on that hype train let me tell you)

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Welcome to insanity lads. I've always wanted more well versed input on my chart because it confuses me.

>>18213773
I'll take that as a compliment, I suppose! The only other person to take an interest in my chart said that I was the most placid scorpio he'd ever met, and I was absolutely livid about it even though I'm sure he meant well/was in fact trying to get in my pants.

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>>18213773
pls

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>>18213694
>>18213737
Sorry for my pizza chart - here's the clear one.

>>18213778
I used to do this on AOL before I joined the military. I might have even used this name on one of the message boards. I was like 16-17 at the time though. I usually never come to /x/.

I think most astrologers and especially the ones who are professional would NEVER cross the lines I am crossing but its 4chan and /x/.

>>18213721
That's almost the EXACT reason why everyone tells me they hate Scorpios.

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>>18213800
Why wouldn't he want to? I can never find a sacred cow taurus just ones who see me as an amusing drama. (my pluto rising sign) In mythology though Hades gets him that sacred cow and shackles her to the underworld but that isn't me though. I just look like that kind of trouble.

>>18213412
ok I mentioned 3PAC because he was this goofy meme rapper who was so bad he was good and he dies of a polo incident. Sporting accident. This 8th house mixed with your negative jupiter angle and that party in the sixed is drama. Its like you visited a foreign country and an earthquake/tsunami happens. BAM you are gone. Captured by hades finally.

Nine years from now this could happen or 45 years from now drama about your possessions. Someone will take your place and possessions. It is a mess. (Sag 8th house Saturn-Pluto good angle Jupiter-Saturn hard line)

>>18213585
Woo. Okay I finished it. Here ya go.

You're an intellectual. You communicate your ideas very well. However you have trouble with changing your ideas when challenged, or letting go of older antiquated ones.

Outwardly, you come across as sensitive and emotional, especially with the opposite sex. You value harmony and equality in your relationships but that might be difficult as you also have a tendency to want to dominate and I guess, "win" the emotional battle, and you tend to always do since your good at debating. That might not always work out since you depend on your partners for emotional support. Relating to your partners and close friends emotionally will be a learning experience for you. Venus is in a weird triangle in your chart. It shows you may have trouble enjoying the finer pleasures of life or maybe even intimacy. There's a struggle for you to divide seriousness and work, with pleasure and play.

Your desire in this life is to communicate what you know. You have dreams perhaps coinciding with presenting your ideas to people as a way to have people connect and relate to you, or understand what you know. You believe that you have learned a lot and therefore have a lot to share. Although this can backfire on you as you have a tendency to be argumentative and say things without thinking. People may find your way of speech harsh and offensive, maybe provocative, even if underneath you have good intentions. You do however, have a talent for expressing your ideas well, even if they may not be well-received all the time.

You will find your strengths in relating with other people. Getting to know others and giving to them as well as being able to receive. Becoming a partner whether in business or in social life. Cooperation is key. And relating to people in this way will be how you find the emotional support you seek.

>>18213827
It's fucking fascinating, regardless, and I'm glad you're doing this. I'm really interested in what you mean by 3pac?

>>18213797
please get a better chart like astro,com

Is that vesta and ceres? Why no pluto? Pluto is a planet damn it!

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>>18213908
Ok, sorry. Here you go

>>18213893

Neat.

Do you think someone with these traits would make a good producer or something similar?

I've been having a few ideas recently, but I'm having trouble getting feedback or, more importantly, fleshing them out (I just want to focus on work and being stable, y'know?).

Thanks for the interpreting.

>>18213886
This natural disaster thing, would a hurricane count? That's a legitimate fear I have living where I am.

If you're cool with answering something specific, I have a question for you- given my chart, is a relationship with an Aquarius moon/asc (same venus and mars and me though) be worth my time?

>>18213804
>has pluto rising
google "Pluto Conjunct Ascendant"

That is a strong position for Pluto with scorpio. This is how I picture Randy Savage. The Macho Man but he would have leo rising and wouldn't be a gemini.

I'd accept you as my twin. Do you smoke? That 4th house is a rough thing. You are not happy with your family. You are a werewolf similar to the last guy. People see you as something you really are not. I'm being thrown off by your jupiter hard line.

>>18213919
Sure. You're good at coming up with ideas, and a managerial position would go great with your talents in communication and socializing.

In terms of getting things done, I would look to where your mars is, which is virgo. This sign can be very scattered, having too many ideas at one time. The way through that looks to be working with a group.

>>18213942
Aquarius moon is a total opposite from me. Loads of people and books think Leo in moon is bad because LEO=SUN SUN and MOON 180. I don't see that though. Leo is a 180 from aquarius. The moon is rather how you can emotionally relate to another person. I think Aquarius moon isn't good for Taurus women. Its a HARD square.The capricorn venus is good for you but you might have too much going in the same direction as far as sex goes.

Like you like all the red M&Ms and so does he. Do you want to share? Does he want to share? Would you rather enjoy those M&M with someone who not only loves M&Ms but will let you have the reds because he can enjoy the other colors because that doesn't matter to him. Its more about you and the ritual itself.

I'd say no. Visually he is probably A+ but will annoy you in the long run and you will annoy him also.

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Alright so for all the readings I did. I'm new at it so there will probably be inaccuracies and misreadings. They're not very in-depth but I tried to include most of the strongest aspects that I noticed.

Anyway, here's my chart. Somebody wanna read?

>>18213958
I don't smoke, in fact I've had one cigarette my entire life and absolutely hated it. And yeah my family is pretty terrible. Had a lot of issues with absolutely insane women in my family.

>macho man

It's funny because I'm a girl with very soft features and styling, but people still tell me I'm intimidating.

I'm rather curious about my death and potential for helping people(specifically a single person) who have been emotionally wounded. I'm not afraid of my own death at all, but I'm terrified of the death of others. Is there anything in my chart that might explain my uncanny ability to guess things?

>>18213965

I would never think to attempt something without a team.

>>18213805
Hey girl. I went to Hollywood Florida once. The bums are aggressive over there.

Is that your real birth time?

>>18213997
It's not exact, but it was as close as I could get.

The bums in South Fl are just gross in general.

Name & gender are not accurate either - gotta keep ~some~ mystery

>>18213986
Yikes, I see what you mean. I want to ask more but I'll quit bugging you now, thanks for the insight and taking the time to pick my chart apart!

>>18213461
Man i sound like a fucking loser tbqh. Why couldnt i have been born under a cool sign

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Anybody wanna read my chart?

>>18213997
>>18214002

I'm really just frustrated with my life right now. I'm in graduate school, and I feel like my personal relationships are falling apart. I don't know how to interpret the chart well in enough in detail to find guidance.

Dating Libras is difficult.

>>18213908
>>18213915
please no forget

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What does it mean

>>18213991
>best girl

Randy Savage would be an awesome waifu if he was a woman. This changes a few things. People who say you are intimidating are probably secretly/openly complaining about how they can't figure you out. They want to so that is a positive. Soft features never helped me with my rising sign.

Your ability... what do you mean? Have you ever been choked?

>>18214015
Do you have your mans chart? You will die of natural causes( virgo 8th 28 degrees of libra barren 2nd). I'd wager 2064.

>>18214047
There have been many occasions where I've guessed what someone was going to say to me, things about the person I couldn't possibly know(like a city someone was in), events, etc. It's not always just The best example I can think of is when I was 14 I randomly decided to announce to my mom it would be okay with me if her and her boyfriend got married(I didn't live with them at the time and didn't have consistent interaction to know this would happen) the same day they were planning to tell me they wanted to get married.

Another good example is I guessed the exact city someone was in who I had casually started talking to online, their first initial, and the month they were born. He almost stopped talking to me because he thought I was stalking him.

I've never been choked but I've had plenty of oral surgeries.

>>18214047
>uncanny ability to guess things

numbers?
things about people?

>>18214081
>>18214082
Things about people.

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Still doing reading? can you do mine?

>>18214071
He's a normie & refuses to give me the chart because "muh 4chin."

Why do you wager 2064? My family has longevity in it - grandfather is 90 and still kicking.

Is it true that the squared moon in pluto means that my marital life will have conflicts throughout it?

It's so annoying when you add that a scorpio in venus can make me fickle.

>>18214081
Ah, like dentistry or did they find something bad in there? Honestly, I wouldn't want to choke to death on something. Wait.. okay maybe its not choking.

Its like this. Jupiter is ready to pounce on you. He is there 27 56 4 45. 4-27 Jupiter is favorable in the 11th but when you see it hard lining we have death divination. Mercury in gemini in 8th house is powerful. Pluto Rising is powerful. They both have a similar kind of definition.

You communicate with people on very deep levels and your words are powerful. I bet you can ASMR or talk someone off a roof.

Jupiter is the man though. He is the king of the gods and you said the wrong fucking thing. It will be the end of you one day. Its fucked. That hard line between mars and pluto. Shit. I am almost thinking murder but there is a balance to Saturn aspects to you ability to communicate. I am almost stumped its like you either said the wrong thing and some asshole kills you or you get mouth cancer.

>>18214163

>>18214125
8 + 40 + 16

numerology and planetary transits

I love your scorpio in venus until we find something to fight about. Scopio venus and mars in taurus can learn from each other and good sex. Little fun bits of drama here and there mixed with a slow to anger until bull in china shop is never good without other relationship aspects.

>>18214155
Dentistry. My teeth were fucked up. Woke up during surgery, had over 20 surgeries total.

>said the wrong thing and some asshole kills you

This is entirely possible, but I don't often speak to people. So what's in death for me? Like I said, I'm not afraid. I'm just terribly curious. Do you have a prediction for age? I've never felt too terribly connected to any sort of "future" and always joked I would die before I got old.