Fuck this fake plastic corporate Halloween shit. You don't

Play the midnight game.

Try to summon a demon or UFO.

In reality I'll probably read creepypasta.

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>>18207907
>my mom won't let me have a ouija board

>>18207907
>my mom won't let me have a ouija board

>>18207907
>my mom won't let me have a ouija board

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>>18207907
>my mom won't let me have a ouija board in her house.

Jesus Christ /x/, what have you turned into.

>>18207917
>>18207926
>>18207933
>>18207934

>falling for bait this hard

>>18207917
yeah but he said fake plastic consumerist crap so hes a total badass type of 19 year old.
OP, youre a faggot. decorating the house with jacklanterns and halloween shit is fun, and what do you think weegee boards are?

>>18207907
>Surely you do actual scary things on Halloween.
If you do you're technically part of the fake Halloween subculture you bring up.
All Hallows' Eve is supposed to be about spiritual reverence, not spooby, creepy, blabedebla media, activities, funhouses, costume parties or whatever.
To be clear I'm not saying you can't do these things, I'm not saying you can't enjoy these things, you can do whatever the fuck you want on your holidays it's your life; take a flight and hit a beach on Christmas to get a tan for all I care, I'm just reiterating it's quite something to call one side fake when you're not exactly authentic on your part.
You just happen to enjoy your take on things.

>>18207963
Damn. That's a solid point anon. Maybe I'll try and find a Wiccan ceremony to attend or something. Spooky and reverent!

>my mom

Please be sure to report this underaged rascal.

>>18207907
I just like the candy. And surge in spoopy skeleton stories.

>>18207971
Only thing spooky about a Wiccan ceremony is all the carpet licking going on.

try celebrating samhain instead. it's the crossover between summer and winter. Summer being a time of life and rowth and winter being a time of cold and death. The crossover between the two, celebrated at samhain is when the veil between the two is at its thinnest, and therefore for a few hours the spoops on one side and the witches on the other can convene most easily. well something along those lines anyway.

>>18207907
I eat candy corn. Thats about it. I hand out some candy to kids to avoid getting egged.

>>18207907
I have a plastic pumpkin and plastic skull on my porch, what are you going to do about it?

>>18207986
what's wrong with eating pussy? are you gay? do you like cock?

>>18208150
>making fun of homosexuals in 2016

>>18208166

>Thinks faggotry is normal

>>18208166
Get a rope and swing from your neck faggot. No-one likes your kind

>>18207944
>i-it's just bait guise I swear

not fooling us opie

>>18207907
Drink absinthe and watch horror movies same as usual.

>>18207915
How do you summon a ufo? That sounds cool.

>>18207907
I enjoy all of the spooky decorations around town. I enjoy the halloween specials on television; the cartoon specials, the history channel specials, the old scary movies on tcm and amc. I enjoy the sight of rows of trees changing from green to red, orange, yellow and brown. I enjoy the local festivals. I just sit back on soak up the atmosphere because that's all Halloween is about to me; the comfy atmosphere. It's my favorite holiday.

After it's over, I absolutely hate the rest of fall and winter. I hate getting together with extended family on thanksgiving and christmas is always stressful af because of the shopping. It's just an air of nervous energy that lasts from November up until new years. I really don't like it and can't wait until Spring comes back around.

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>>18207907
>And my mom won't let me have a ouija board in her house.

>>18208272
Apparently go out and look at the stars, and project positive, welcoming thoughts outward. Really concentrate on it. Beseech for them to visit you. And apparently they will appear.

Google it and you will see it's something that's been known for a long time. You will also find people urging not to do this.

>>18208300
>You will also find people urging not to do this.
ye it's probably better not to fuck with shit we don't understand

Everyday is halloween for me.
I hate everyone who is like oh its Ooctooober! Lets watch some scary movies hurhrurhdehrrueudhe
Like fuckin plebs

>>18208310
That's some phase you are going through son.

Fa/tg/uy here, I stream horror movies for my small community of dorks all month in celebration of Halloween. 31 days, 31+ movies; doing Hausu tonight. I also stream spooky games, though usually they're just hilarious.

October is my favorite month and I try to enjoy it to the fullest. Like >>18207963 says it's not about being pro or counter culture, it's about doing what makes you and others happy. I'll go for some late night autumn walks too (in NH, tons of nature trails), maybe rustle up some of what inspired Lovecraft and King to write about New England so vividly.

>>18208328
>late night autumn walks

I love this shit. Gives me a ton of motivation for writing and whatnot, but also helps me when I'm feeling depressed.

Lived on top of a mountain last year. You think that'd be great for night walks, but fucking bears man. They were all up in our dumpster every week, walking around in the dark would have been a death sentence.

>>18208328
>I stream horror movies for my small community of dorks all month in celebration of Halloween. 31 days, 31+ movies
Always wanted to do something like this except for 4chan as a whole, you're living the dream.

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>>18207907
>fuck capitalism, I'm too cool 4 sk00L

>>18207907
last halloween i made spirit chicken and got possessed by the spirit of Kenny McCormick.
have since been filled with the terror of dying only to continue living as if nothing had ever occured.
have yet to test this, because of logical reasons.

>>18207907

I'm visiting the 31 most haunted, legendary, paranormal locations in AZ. It's really fun. I'm exhausted and going broke but it's awesome, haha

>>18208150
>>18208166

newfags lmao. 4chan is like 80% gay.

I'm gonna wear the princess dress my church gave me & do coke with a little persian

I buy skulls and shit every year around Halloween and keep them up year round.

I just watch lots of horror movies on Halloween night.

How about making a ouija board? Or looking up interesting ways to speak with spirits?

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>>18207907
>fake plastic
https://youtu.be/n5h0qHwNrHk

I want to spooky, but pic related and no trespassing.

My girlfriend is a clairvoyant, so we are going to go talk to spirits.

Today I played music for a spirit that was from the 20's named Molly. She really like the Andrew Sisters and showed us that the new place we are moving into has had crazy parties in the 20's.

She had short, curly, blonde hair and was short. We have a new room mate /x/...

>>18210280
>Today I played music for a spirit that was from the 20's named Molly. She really like the Andrew Sisters

Andrew Sisters were born in the 20s, didn't start entertaining until the 40s.

>hits blunt
Dude, like...
>gets into ninth grade
Fuck capitalism and shit man

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>>18207986
Underrated

>>18207907
The consumerist part is just a modernized version. Jack o lanterns scare away the bogies, you give the undead sweets so they don't eat you, you dress as an undead to hide from them, making your yard all spooky is just fun.

All the pop culture, princess, super hero, non-scary, etc costumes piss me off though. Those kids get only 1 piece of candy from me while the ones that bother to dress spooky get a small handful.

>>18214509
also fuck all hallows eve, that shit extremely boring and nobody wants that shit holiday. Halloween is the best day of the year.

>>18207907
why not just make a paper ouija, op? if you're so against THE MAN, start at home by rebelling against your parents :^)

>>18208523
Late reply but you should write about it and post it here

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>>18214528
He should go all out.

>>18214576
Looks like a lazilly painted childs bedroom

>>18207907
I dig up and defile stillborns.

>>18214622
Have you not seen Stranger Things? You should rectify that, it's some good shit. Goonies meets Silent Hill kind of good shit.

>>18207907
>And my mom
Bet /x/ is really biting on that.
I had to stay at my mom's for a few months, 3 years ago. My birthday is on the tenth and this happened on one of my birthday weekends. Like the 9th.
>3PM in den watching TV
>already finished work, blazed, TEVO adventure time
>mom has five dogs
>all dogs sleeping upstairs, Eddie watching TEVO with me
>It's out of town on a gravel road
>vehicle roars by
>Eddie runs to the back door barking
>I walk to the patio door on the kitchen and open it
>I turn around and Eddie is right there and runs out
>close patio door so Eddie can fuck around for a bit
>go back to adventure time
>Eddie runs up from the basement- I can hear it- and jumps on the couch beside me
Fucking Eddie.. he's almost the smallest of mom's dog's but he is the alpha, and he know fucking magic..

>>18208398
waaaahhhh everything i thought i knew was turned upside down ! rather than accept reality is rather make fun of shadow the hedgehog, who actually isn't edgy in his game, the one you think he's so edgy in. the only "edgy" part is he can do the evil side. news flash, good guys and bad use guns. you'd rather imply institutionalized corporate and government owned schools are good for us.

>>18214696
Shadow can't do the evil side, not on his own, don't you see that, the irony? What kids from a generation ago would call edgy. Public schools still do allow for competition. That's a virtue. The internet is good for education, if you want it.

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Implying this isn't scurry

>>18214711
i forgot that part, the evil edge side was coerced into by the big bad. the rest of your post is word soup

>>18214717
I knew I was out of my depth. I didn't expect anything I said to be of relevance, to be honest. I was hoping for nothing more than banal, abstract nonsense 4chan for the short period of time it takes to finish these drinks.

I plan to drink myself under the table. Next I will try to pull out my dick from its root while thinking about katy perry

>>18214733
If you go through with that, my friend, you truly do deserve the attention of a Cenobite. You should be a Cenobite after that.

>>18214758
What. Also ,in a question to captcha, what makes a house?

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>>18214758
I am not typing that word in until someone explains it to me. Please

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>>18208305
>>18208305
lel obvious dream is obvious
>go out late at night
>concentrate on something
>pass out
>have dream about thing you imagined
>OMG aliens are reall guys!!!
up your game nigga

>>18214787
Google tells me a cenobite is from Hellraiser. I think? Creepyass mutants with pale skin and shit. Though I could be wrong, it could be from something else.

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>>18214992
They're just a bunch of weirdo bondage, sadist, inter dimensional, ex-humans. Would not recommend conjuring.

>>18208300
Do you really believe that? Don't you think we would have proven aliens are real if it were that easy? I swear I'm not sure when /x/tards are trolling or not.

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>>18207907
Faggot, grow some balls and get a ouija board if you really want one.

>>18214992
All these idiots too young to onow what the fuck Hellraiser is, gtfo of here you children

>>18214728
Wut?

>>18207907
Found the autistic edgelord doing bloody mary in the bathroom while cutting himself.

>fake plastic corporate Halloween shit
>You don't partake in this consumerist tradition
More evidence.

>>18208282
Spot on with the halloween bit, although winter brings the best feels for the first 2/6 months, dead silent nights with a small amount of snow falling, bright as fuck because of the reflective snow, love it.

Also I have thanksgiving tomorrow, I think it's absolutely retarded having thanksgiving right before christmas, makes it that much more of a rush and you barely have time before you see everyone again for the christmas dinner.

Halloween is the best holiday though, Once I got too old to trick or treat, I started sacrificing my house to halloween parties, can't let the holiday die.

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>>18215038
People have done it. There is video of people coming it. People have demonstrated it publicly. The thing is, what is materialized is something that still can't be tackled by science. And there is no proof that they are aliens. That is only our current frame of reference for the phenomena, and it will be changing again within this century.

>>18208300
>Apparently go out and look at the stars, and project positive, welcoming thoughts outward. Really concentrate on it. Beseech for them to visit you. And apparently they will appear.
I spent my whole childhood doing that and never saw shit. Except the northern lights a few times, that was pretty cool.

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>You don't partake in this consumerist tradition
>my mom

He's going as a edgelord for halloween

>>18207907
>halloween I see weak
>mom won't buy meat ouiji board
>op is a faggot
Emos these days. . .

>>18208310
>no one understands me because I wear black all the time and cut myself

Try the pumpkin Halloween wack and jack special. Have sex with a pumpkin through the pumpkin glory hole you carve in its rotten pumpkin face. Or just pump your kin, similar effect.