Give me the most fucked up, complex and obscure conspiracy theory

>>18175142
Your mother is a whore

The Jews did it.

Bigfoot did 9/11

There are No Forests

>>18175154
According to occams razor his mother is not a whore.

>>18175200
according to strawman you are my mother

>>18175224
According to your mother I'm a man made if straw.

space is liquid based. theres a hologram around the moon to hide whats really there. we have "ufo" technology.

>>18175142
Your appendix is not real because you are a cyclops from beneath the earth

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Stargate SG-1 was actually a documentary.

>>18175251
What does being a cyclops have to do with not having an appendix?

>>18175183
This.
>That fucking narrator's voice sounds like the aunt from Bob's Burgers

>>18175251
My appendix almost killed me asshole

>>18175255
No, you're thinking of highlander.

Here's a conspiracy though. Solipsism is the only truth in the world.

>>18175142
Everyone that replies to you in this post isn't real and is AI programmed by agents who are using you as a test subject to understand what consciousness really is. Including me.

:D:D:D:D

>>18175142
>>18175142
George Sors's son, Alex Soros is going to try Presidency in the near future. The Khazar also want revenge and are butthurt because they choose to backstab Europe by going neutral (pretending Jew,they matrred usery and lost their land - thus becoming nomads)in the Crusades and they got BTFO.

>>18175494
*Mastered

>>18175494
>The Khazar also want revenge
he knows too much

>>18175183
Fucking this.
Flat Earthers, Moon landing deniers, Moon EXISTING deniers, all pale in comparison to this theory.
Everything from Fossils and Volcanoes doesn't real all the way to secret nuclear war in the 17th century.
Shit is wild.

>>18175142
Every conspiracy you've ever read is true even when those theories contradict other theories.

>>18175472
It's a sore for good bacteria to reboot the digestive system. Humans don't use them anymore, but there's no reason why a cyclops wouldn't.

>>18175183

What in the fuck am I watching right now? This some simulated universe shit?

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>>18175555
That's genuinely no moon
It's either a simulated moon or basically a warworld that has replaced our real moon as an eradication device

AFLAC

>>18175142
The force is real

You don't remember, you refuse to remember.

jupiter doesn't spin because it's fake

>>18175142
Everyone is connected through a secret connection

>>18175485
This

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>>18175142
Paper money is laced with a drug that makes you want to acquire more of it, it's a way for the government and the Fed to enslave all Americans.

It's why money has that smell to it, it's reprogramming your brain!

It was discovered by researching bee pheromones and their attraction to pollen, they developed one that works on humans.

>>18175915
This is why I only use coins to pay for things.

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Isaac Newton was the antichrist, lucifer incarnate. See this video and shit your shirt: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_HroTxaZe0

>October 1666

>Prisms, Light


>NATURE and Nature’s Laws lay hid in Night: God said, “Let Newton be!” and all was light.

-Alexander Pope

>>18175513
>>18175513
http://youtu.be/_B-X7ox8LBg

>>18175142
You're part of a system created by an Anglo-American elite in which you are essentially a slave to the financial and political structure woven around you.

It's scary because it's true.

>>18175921
Coins are even worse.

They give you aids.

You have been warned.

>>18175227
According to straw I'm your mother made of man.

Some of these are weak

Give me something that'll change the way I see the world forever and must have evidence


Bonus points if it's creepy asf

>>18176015
Wait, you're looking for something to actually believe? I thought this was a joke thread.

>>18176033
Spoilers: Whether the OP intended it as such or not, this is indeed a joke thread.

The entire idea of the reptilian and all of the lore that's associated with them.

That they are generic manipulators that have two factions. One in space, one in hollow earth.

That we are created by then so they can harvest our argon (mental or spirit) energy once the earth is reached a high enough population.

That greys are organic machines that were created by them and the whites are hybrid greys. Greys are telepathic and are testing genetics on humans.

That hollow moon is a reptilian base. That the reptilians have infiltrated our government are are suppressing out telepathic powers.

It's just layers on layers of schizophrenia. Everyone adds a little to it.

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>>18175142
What a shitty thread.

Have some screencap from old /x/.

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Pokemon is demonic.

>>18175183

I love stuff like this to fall asleep to. I needed that nap, anon

>>18175996
According to your mother we're both human men.

>>18176039
More reptilian stuff to google.
There are EXTENSIVE AND HUGE tunnels going from military base to military base for the reptilians.

They eat people so it can also tie into sacrifice and disappearances of all types including the ones in government parks.

More incoming if I can think of it. It really covers about anything you can think of.

>>18176039
How is the reptile conspiracy obscure?

>>18175741
what form of autistic training did you undergo to reach that level?

Magic, beat poets and drugs (the avant garde) is planted in culture through recruited agents to pick up the people who are not docile enough for religion to steer people away from actual truth (absolute materialism, the real "magic").

>>18175994
Suddenly it all makes "cents"

http://www.cc.com/video-clips/zpuyqq/upright-citizens-brigade-ass-pennies

>Through obscure and vague etymology, I will prove to you that our universe is a matrix of electrical impulses that is controlled by reptilian proto-gods from Saturn, who also use the moon as a receiver, and your spinal cord as a transmitter. These proto-gods consume your sorrow in order to gain power.
>Lots of other stuff happens, there's 7 hours so you have a lot of content to sift through.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PgX8l9AgzE

Jews

>>18175240
>space is liquid based

I'll bite, more?

“They gave me a defective mic,”

>>18176044
he was doing good until he started on the pineal gland

Dimension E and A

>>18176726
You clearly never experienced the big pineal gland denial.

What he says it's spot on.

Even if the pineal gland does nothing.

>>18176642
Haven't you ever watched Gurren Laggen, bro?

>>18175273
Cyclops here, we prefer extensive bibliographies.

>>18178009
What are your Dewey decimal digits?

i have three, they may be related.
1:
the explosion of action dictates that any action committed by any object or individual necessitates that that object or individual is not conducting any other action that would require the resources expended to conduct the action committed, that is however only the visible slice. in truth, for every action committed with any given amount of resources, tangential realities are created wherein those resources and all other possible configurations of resources available to the actor are utilized independent of each other action being committed by hyperspace; that being so, it is not entirely outside of reason that two actions committed with the same group of resources may be perceived by alternative viewpoints within the same region of hyperspace [ie: not alternate dimensions]

tl;dr youre all calling the mandela effect something stupid when you call it that, call it the explosion of action and give them this definition when someone asks you what it means.

2:there exists in some sense, the only reality that exists, a beast behind all perceptions, an insectoid overmind that sees anything and everything, throughout all space time and hyperspace and hypertime, looking over increasingly less omnipotent/omnipresent versions of itself, down the the point which could be that dedicated to being behind "your" perception, a form which crawls through tunnels between realms that the beast dreams of, "hyperspace" or "fate" you might say

tl;dr: the emperor built a robot when he was done guiding us through the warp

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>>18178411
3: after you die, you wake up in a hallway full of tubes, that are simultaneously cloning machines and simulation pods, there are a number of ways which these could work, my working hypothesis being that at some point during the process of each life, your body gets flushed down the tube into the aether/void/nothingness to prevent yourself from remembering past lives upon waking up. a screen acts as a timer, when the transmission [your perception(see 2)] ends, out pops a body with your brain in it

tl;dr: see image.

>>18175314

>cue to pictures of man chopping down sequoias
>THIS LITERAL DEVILS ARE DESTROYING TREES FOR SATAN

Watch the roundtable later

>I was freaking out when they cut down the trees, I wanted to throw myself of the cliff
>le wild manchester man shouts some shit

fucking hippies

>>18175142
The god of Abraham is in fact a deity that was never meant to be and is vile and cruel. We should never have been here. All the flaws in the universe are due to the fact that "God" himself is a flawed being. You could even see him as a psychopath run-a-muck. The reason we no longer hear the voice of "God" is because the true God Head destroyed him and his creators. In an act of pity on our behalf, the God Head let us live, but we must find our way to him. All religions are wrong, but the God Head is real. We must see through the lies in order to be united with the God Head again or we suffer the same fate as or creator.

That is what religions the world over don't want you to know.

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Japanese Anime is a conspiracy to get us used to the facial proportions of aliens.

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[PROOF]

>>18178909
>>18178911
True Dat.

Sun denial

>>18178867
City folk have themselves some wacky ideas. Never been to WV. Place is like 80% forests and mountains. Their education has surpassed their intelligence.

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>>18175142
Jesus was real and the Jews killed him because in reality they had devolved into devil worship at that point. Ever since then, they've tried to infiltrate and subvert Christianity, such as with the Jesuit sect. They infiltrated the freemasons in the 18th century, and have since largely taken it over. Fast forward to the 20th century, they started both World Wars, the wave of revolutions near the first war's end, faked the holocaust. With Nixon they achieved the final unhinging of the American economy began with Wilson's approval of the Fed. They were later responsible for the WTC bombing and 9/11. And now in the 21st century their capabilities have exploded. Geoengineering (chemtrails, basically weather control), bioengineered diseases (Zika, HIV), chronoengineering (Mandela Effect)—they plan on crashing the world with few survivors. WW3 may start soon with the US and other globalist puppets vs the only countries left that have resisted the kike's money: North Korea, Iran (and Syria), etc.. The American government is experimenting with monster making in the form of cryptids and enabling secret satanism in places like preschools, with child sacrifice being institutionalized through abortion clinics, animal sacrifice through slaughterhouses. The upcoming election is controlled and a false flag, the end of Jubilee is going to start major shit. Everyone is going to be enslaved or die except the preppers in rural America. If anyone else goes innawoods, they will die because of the shit that lurks there.

Don't take any of this seriously. What about Illuminaughties?

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>>18178909
In this picture: a character in a manga who, within the universe of the manga, is supposed to have taken drastic plastic surgery to look like an anime character. And of course, the only way to make that clear when the characters are already drawn in an anime style is to make a fucking gray alien apparently.

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Hitler was proto-SJW

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>>18175142

Everything in the universe is seeking to create more of itself, either subtly or explicitly. Stars are sentient, and organic life is part of their reproductive cycle. Think about it. Stars have a lot of complex moving parts, and change over time. They also interact with EVERYTHING that reaches their light. This means they can reach and communicate with eachother. Also, and I mean this with the UTMOST RESPECT, PLEASE DONT BURN ME, our sun is like the stellar equivilent of a neet. Think about it. Most stars are in binary systems. Ours hangs out by itself and plays around with organic life. Also our sun has 9 moons, so maybe its like a foxstar or something? IDK. All I know is, if we start to seriously construct dyson spheres, then I am running/teleporting/hiding/hibernating/etc as far away from said dyson sphere as I can...

ALL GLORY TO THE SUN!

>>18175996
>>18176050
According to myself you are both faggots

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>>18179071

Humans*, not we. I have no intention of working on a dyson sphere. Or anything that resembles one. Or helping people that work on them. Or being near anyone working on one. Or even THINKING about one. Nope, and I'm going to tell everyone I know that dysonspheres would never work for reasons unrelated to sun worhsip. Like, theres more efficient methods of energy gathering. Like tysonsquares. Idk what a tysonsquare is, but its waaaaaay cooler then a dysonsphere. Hey /x, lets go make tysonsquares, I'll bring the cookie cutter!


ALL HAIL OUR SUN!

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>>18179078


OUR SUN IS A GLORIOUS BEING WHO CAN DO NO WRONG, AND IS A STRONG INDEPENDENT SOLAR BODY WHO DON'T NEED NO BINARY SYSTEM PARTNER!


ALL HAIL OUR SUN! pleasedontburnme

>>18179054
Hipstler?

>>18179083
YES!!!

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>>18179071
>>18179078
>>18179081

kek

>>18179143

"One of the more amusing pieces of evidence for the existence of Planet X is a picture from the 1987 New Science and Invention Encyclopedia. In a section on space probes, the encyclopedia shows the paths of the 2 Pioneer probes and illustrates how the probes were used in the search for more planets. It shows the Earth, the Sun, a dead star (at 50 billion miles or 538 AU) and a tenth planet (at 4.7 billion miles or 50 AU).
With the discovery of Xena (2003 UB 313) whose orbit varies from 36 to about 97 AU, the image is a reasonable fit to Xena (2003 UB 313) position. This Vulcan web site carries Vulcan at 41, not 50 billion miles."

>>18176015
there is only a single cosmic consciousness that created the illusion of time to in turn create the illusion of separateness.
nothing matters, we are simply the universe experiencing itself for entertainment

>>18176163
good one

>>18179072
I'm not impressed, try harder.

That we're only nearing nuclear war to ensure that the Half-Life 3 meme lives on and never comes out

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Satoshi Nakamoto is a benevolent "enslaved" a.i. that created Bitcoin as an economic incentive to ensure Moore's law is enforced. Also as a means of propagating nodes of vast computing power in every country across the globe.

>>18179152

Too long, didn't understand.

>>18179364

>Give me the most fucked up, complex and obscure conspiracy theory you got

I think we have a winner!

>>18178902
I have been thinking similar thoughts for some time now lol

>>18179072
You failed.

The Solar System is actually a bunch of cells of some huge being out there. If this being dies, we will all die along with it.

>>18175183
is this video what LSD feels like?

>>18175555
Moon landing deniers aren't that crazy

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>>18178960
Lets say this is all true: that Jews are devil worshipers. They have taken over like you said, which explains the weird western obsession with abortion, the bohemian grove idol worship etc. But what is the outcome? Are they right? Do they really believe in satan and god or are they just doing it because they have all the physical power they can get, so they began searching for more power in the occult?

>>18180113
They are like king Solomon, I imagine. They want world domination and will stop at nothing to achieve this, including summoning evil. Once that control is achieved, they will initiate esoteric rites in order to bring the Messiah. And to do that, they need absolute control.

"Shabbat: If Israel will keep just one Shabbat properly, Mashiach will come immediately."

http://www.chabad.org/library/moshiach/article_cdo/aid/101681/jewish/Hastening-Mashiach.htm

They believe the outcome will be salvation, I guess.

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>>18175183
>look at this picture, I am claiming that it is from a mesa that was formed from a magmatic melt from the Earth's steps about 200 billion years ago
>magmatic melt
>200 billion years ago
>it's just a picture of a tree stump

>>18175915
>be inna middle east
>everyone's chafing like a motherfucker
>I have a little tub of balm that keeps me from chafing
>other marine offers me 100 bucks for it
>"Lol what good is 5 little peices of green paper gonna do for me out here?"

Theory BTFO

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>>18175142
Donald Trump has a time machine.

>>18181777
This I should incredible, and really stupid, but I'll legitimately cry if sept 11 2017 happens

>>18177218
I didn't experience that?? What the hell was that

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>>18181842
The pineal gland was huge in alternative medicine.

And for some time there was a great debate about what it did.

Goverment side on it was.
This thing better do nothing.

Even of you study it seriously, it's still a rare gland, involved in the production of DMT, and doesn't seem to do anything interesting besides that, but it's located in an important part of our brain.

If you study alternative medicine tough, it's a very different story.

>>18175183
fuck

>>18178902
Gnosticism?

>>18181777
I'm shitting brix anon

Bump

>>18181777
THIS.
Same ilk as Hitler, Putin, Musk, etc.

The real covert war is between REPTILLIANS and HUMANS from the FUTURE.

>>18175183
>No Forests

I live in one.

We wuz kangz

>>18175183
This makes me really upset.

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>>18175142

That Obama is a decent guy trying to do his best. Most definitely not part of any secret societies.

>>18175183
asa geologist, this one triggers me, its fucking BASALT, it has a hexagonal crystalline structure, its called pinacoidal cleavage.

there are dozens of experiments you can do yourself to observer how such patterns can be created in nature,

its not a damn giant petrified tree

>>18175465
It nearly killed your arsehole?

Physical laws of nature are constructs of consciousness.

New children learning about nature and basic physical laws only makes these laws stronger.

>>18185402

Anon, if that were true we'd see an increase in accuracy and precision of experiments testing well established theories.

For example: Many people learn Newtonian mechanics sometime during their school years, but few achieve the mathematical fluency required to grasp general relativity,

By your reasoning we should find Newton's laws a much better fit for the actual behaviour of nature than general relativity. This just isn't so.

>>18175240
i have also heard this one

>>18176015
Here's a funny one, that spooped me when I read a long while ago.

>>18179306
Its like a huge online multiplayer game. Shit is cash.

>>18185555
http://donaldmarshallrevolution.com/

>>18176642
>liguidic space

Well that debunks gravity

>>18175915
But that is not a conspiracy theory.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contaminated_currency

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When George Bush was running for president he was a somewhat smart, somewhat competent man.

During his presidency he choked on a pretzel around 2002 and during 2003 he hit is head on a Segway.

He received some form of brain damage and it explains a lot of how he could barely speak in public and all of the bush blunders.

scarce is boring and overweight

>>18175142
What if nothing existed outside of your own home. Say, the government has each of our homes maintained and every time we attempt to leave they do something to us that gives us memories of us actually leaving the house and never actually encountering them. All the media that we interact with is just manipulated as it is put into our homes. So nothing is actually real outside of your own home.

>>18186150
https://julesfredrick.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/outsidestill1.jpg

>>18186157
clearly the government has taken that picture

>>18175485
Well, that's not a theory, that's a fact.
COINTELPRO everywhere.
The shills have won.

>>18175494
Why not. After Trump even attempting, everything is possible.
Even Kanye understood this and put his name forward already.
Camacho for president!

Obama is a gun lobby shill who scares firearm owners into buying massive amounts of AR-15s, ammunition, and assault clips by threatening legislation.

>>18175915
Yeah, the smell of stripper panties.

>>18176720
He never misses an occasion to whine.

Ghost are just beings from the 4th dimension we see when the light Is just right

>>18185365
MY SIIIIIIIIDES

>>18185402
Homeschooling detected.

>>18186193
Fuck, that is brilliant actually.

the internet its the Fourth dimension

>>18175485
This is the only thing I'd even slightly consider so far
>tfw there's a handful of humans here and everything else is created to test us

>>18178909
>>18178911
When anime sex robots get here they will actually be greys disguised as anime waifus.
You can still fug them though

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>>18175142
let me iceberg this for you

>>18179364
underrated

>>18186355
Wouldn't swamp gas and weather balloons be a part of general ufo conspiracies?

>>18186150
If nothing exists outside of your home, then where is the government?

>>18186180
Isn't that a brand of coin-operated washing machines?

>>18175142
bow

>>18186355
That iceberg is upside down.

LGBT shills post endless succubus and skinwalker threads to subvert /x/.

>>18186355
>sophisticated adult
>redpill
I think you mean 'retard' and 'insane'.

>New Chronology
>Phantom Time Hypothesis

Basically all of history was made up so the people in power can remain in power.

>>18185283
Not if mountains and mesas are the stumps left over from the real giant trees.

>>18186565
What the fuck do you call a large group of trees then?

>>18186571
bushes

>>18185344
I think this too desu

>>18175224

If you say strawman three times while looking in a mirror he comes and gets you

Humans are ape/pig hybrids

The human race exists in order to let animals suffer so that god may satisfy his sadism

>>18175555
>secret nuclear war in the 17th century.
holy shit this sounds nuts.

>>18178909
>TFW aliens are going to make anime real

>>18175142
There are no women, only men without a penis

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>>18185353
>pinacoidal cleavage
>BASALT
care to explain how any of this shit works?
why there? how was the mountain formed? it was an old volcan? or its just there? how any of this natural not alive process goes? is there a way to reproduce the process of the formation of the mountain? at least to a reasonable scale?

>>18186771
>care to explain how any of this shit works?
By all means.
>why there?
I'm not sure what you mean.
>how was the mountain formed?
Molten magma entered a cavity in ancient sedimentary rock and solidified. As it cooled, the magma cracked into six-sided hexagonal columns, a known property of basalt visible in nearly every basalt structure worldwide. Over time, the surrounding softer sedimentary rock eroded away, leaving the harder basalt structure standing upright.
>it was an old volcan?
Possibly. Or it may have just been an empty, underground cavern that filled with magma.
>or its just there?
U wot m8

I mean yeah it is there, any idiot can see that, so I don't get what you're asking.
>how any of this natural not alive process goes?
100% u wot m8. You completely lost me here.
>is there a way to reproduce the process of the formation of the mountain? at least to a reasonable scale?
I'm sure there is. I don't know what it is but I'm sure it exists.

Whatever the case, it's been reproduced naturally thousands of times across the world.

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>>18187326
Addendum: Let me just leave you with a collage of several different places where this exact same phenomenon can also be observed.

Savage land in Antarctica. Populated by advanced humanoid species.

>>18186759
So they have no penis, but testicles? Thats pretty deform anon. What an awful world we live on.

>>18187496
Correct.

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>>18187471
Chris Claremont knew the truth!

>>18187444
those poor chopped down trees

>>18186148
That's crazy

>>OP

there's no reason that the internet should be comprised of only people in your universe/timeline. i believe it connects all of them. or at least multiple.

>>18186355
Pretty sure the "white people are from Mars" theory should go under its own category of 75- IQ since only black people believe it

>>18186355
>twenty dimensional consciousness

I always imagined it, to be infinite dimensional consciousness

>>18187536
top kek

>>18178911
Put a wig on that and ill fuck it.

>>18185353
>its not a damn giant petrified tree

Of course not. It's pathways built by giants in the long ago so they could cross the sea and fight one another. It's like you don't know any geomology at all. Doh.

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It's in my body It's in my soul Invading it all It's in my body It's in my soul Demanding it all It's in my body It's in my soul All the way to the core It's all clear Crystal clear All the way to the core Electrohead

>>18186543
>New Chronology


Ooh. That's some good old-school shit. Pre-internet, when people wrote 10 volume books about their theories instead of convincing people with a couple of tweets and a 5 minute video. Bonus points for being written in society times so Fomenko was either risking a built in the lungs or working hand in hand with the comintern to overthrow western values depending on how you feel.

I'd compelling stuff. And it's really hard to argue against. You start out all "what is this madshit" and then after half an hour you're "wtf I don't believe in Plato now". Nobody researches crazy like that these days. Unfortunately, nobody has the time or interest to read that stuff in detail anymore either.
10/10 recommendation.

>>18187878

>needs a wig

I want normies to go

God commited suicide, Jesus Christ didn't die for our sins, he died because of them.

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The entirety of the scientific community is actively lying to the public about our origins. They suggest that we came from lowly apes rather than being divinely created in the the image of the Almighty. They also suggest that man and dinosaurs/any ancient lifeforms never walked alongside man on Pangaea in the pre-flood world.
Their main "evidence" for such things comes in the form of hoards of fedoralords flocking to them to defend them like prophets, meaningless rhetoric meant to silence anyone who dares oppose them, and old hoaxes that were proven false long ago.

>>18185344
Could you possibly be any more bluepilled? Goddamn

>>18175183
I watched for 5 seconds and I thingk i loost 55 eeyye q poiants

>>18186193
>Assault clips

Please stop

>>18186744
So nuts one might say not real.

>>18179306
There are actually elaborated texts from india about this, and i want to get more into this practice.

>>18175142
I like ducky.

>>18177218
Oh shut the fuck up. The post is retarded. Everything he states he believes in he gives no fucking evidence.

>>18187577
Hello from the year 3028! Just wanted to say you're retarded!

What if eyebrows are just tiny moustaches for your eyes?

What if ants, and dolphins are the respective humans of their domains, tasked with maintaining those environments, still trying to work our who rules the skies but not quite worked it out yet (maybe eagles), and they're all really angry at us for fucking everything up and we're going to get it big time from them in the afterlife.

What if men can achieve anal orgasms because they were supposed to fuck each other in the ass?

>>18188208
Are you talking about the legend where the hero dressed like a baby to avoid fighting his enemy, and his enemy saw him, got scared shitless, and ran home?

Pontius Pilate casted the first stone.

>>18188649
I managed 25 minutes in another thread a few days ago.

I think I might be literally brain damaged now.

>>18175142
lol look at him go

>>18175142
>ITT "Spoonfeed me u guize!!!! Do it now bcuz I'm a lazyfag!!!"

>>18175183
Uh... Is this post supposed to have a link?

kubrick faked the moon landing

Reality is an everlasting hallucination, from a drug, nobody can remember.

robert hansen is the zodiac killer

different mo but if it were me...

>>18181777
Then what's his deal with Mexicans?

>>18175142
People who don't sleep with me are part of a conspiracy to keep me a virgin. Those cops that arrested me for going outside naked and flashing children are high-ranking members of the conspiracy, and the state governor of Virginia is the head of the conspiracy.

>>18189071
It'd be ravens not eagles.Super intelligent and can speak.

There is a legend in Romania that when Satan and his angels were cast out of heaven they landed on Mt. Negoi. At the base of Mt. Negoi there is a monastery built like a fortress inside out, to keep "something" from emerging into the world from the seemingly bottomless caverns beneath the mountain. In there we found titanium disks electron spin dated seventy thousand years old. I have one of those disks. We also found, deep in the private libraries of Gheorghe Rakoczy, better known as St. Germain, ancient books of skin, preserved by copper acetate, written in pre-cuneiform Sumerian hieroglyphics. My cousin and I went to Gheorghe's castle with the American Institute of Archaeology in 1985. We translated Gheorghe's old translations into contemporary scientific English. Gheorghe Rakoczy was a contemporary of Descartes, and they were good friends. Gheorghe Rakoczy was the contemporary of a lot of celebrities as his alias - Count St. Germain. He knew what came to be "rediscovered" as Einstein's relativity, quantum physics, Hugh Everett's probability timelines, Lisa Randall's warped time-space, and even string theory, and beyond. Gheorghe Rakoczy derived his knowledge from the old books of skin, preserved by copper acetate, that were written in pre-cuneiform Sumerian hieroglyphics, carbon dated to be 10,000 years old. These hieroglyphics are composed of phonemes which, also corresponding to the sounds of the words, look like the things described. These figures were the original basis of all writing, therefore we were able to read them.

It was said that Ceausescu had this all faked, and it was called "Ceausescu’s hoax", set up in an attempt to further finance his canal project, which was impoverishing the country. But, knowledge of all this was suppressed here, behind the "Plastic Curtain". But, we still have some results of our findings.

>>18190301
Got pictures?

>>18190312
no because it's not real you dumbass

>>18189970
Chris chan is that you

>>18190321
yes

>>18175183
I need more crazy theory videos like this. Please. I absolutely thrive on this shit.

Barack obama was responsible for the holocaust

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>>18175555
Info on the 17th century nuke shit? That sounds fucking radical

Nuclear weapons either don't exist, or the stockpile numbers are greatly exaggerated in order to scare the enemy and enforce deterrence.

Humans aren't in space to study anything. Space actually expands the human mind and turns astronauts into super intelligent humans with iqs in the range of thousands. We have already been to space long before the pyramids were built. Space tourism won't exist because only the elite visit space to expand their minds and use the information to control residents of earth. Illuminati

>>18191378
>Nuclear weapons either don't exist
that is absolutely retarded

>or the stockpile numbers are greatly exaggerated in order to scare the enemy and enforce deterrence
that is absolutely expected

The more dangerous thing is, when a nation would downplay their amount nuclear armament

>>18191423
What

>>18191423
um what. his reaction makes it seem fake

>>18186120
George Bush is actually smart. He's definitely smarter than you or I, or probably anyone on this board. Regardless of his public gaffes highlighted by the media, there's a reason he ended up in the highest office in the country.

You could argue that he was responsible for bad policy, but he wasn't stupid. Not to mention most of his bad policy decisions can be blamed on his advisors. The whole "dopey Texan" thing is partially a creation of the media and partially his own creation. He definitely tried to portray himself as a "good ol' Southern boy" (even though he's originally from Connecticut).

Hillary Clinton is human.

>>18175465
Fucking Aussie.

>>18191447
>accomplishments = intelligence/merit
No.

the whole thing about conciousness blows me and if thats true why ask if they can go in there own mind> also why ask questions if they know, what if were all the one but not the one at all; but at the same time were one, but were not ina we all like the same shit if were all the same person just hate each other so we have to lie to ourselfs that we arent alive so we can live in an alice and wonderland state?

you done bullshitting? cakes a lie wake up

>>18191451
Donald Trump's hair is real.

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>>18191649

You don't know how deep this goes.

>>18186466
That's the spookyist part, they're inside the house!

>>18178960
> end of Jubilee is going to start major shit

This just ended 10/2. Today. What kinda shit are we talkin?

>>18187496
kek

>>18175142
I recently came to the conclusion that a reptilian alien race created humanity as a subservient race. However evolution has caused the creation of white people, who are genetically superior to other races of humans. Hence why reptilian agents like Hillary Clinton are pushing for forced diversity, or to put it by another name, a genetic Holocaust of white people.

>>18175240
The above waters. Bloodborne touches the idea but what is it from? Wanna say the bible?

Human civilization is an experiment done by beings that have come here thousands of years ago.
They have several bases from which they observe us, biggest one is on the moon.
They have interacted with humans numerous times, the acts being depicted in religions around the world, where powerful Gods come down from the sky.

>>18179787
Too small of a scale. I believe our celestial bodies are but mere atoms in a grander plane of existence. Same for the inverse. What we know as atoms are the celestial bodies of a lesser plane.

This goes on infinitely. We are everything and nothing.

>>18175967
So you're saying that he was because he discovered light?

Does anyone like, know what it's called when you hear so many conspiracy theories you don't know what's real anymore?

>>18187523
Haha that made me legit laugh

>>18175142
The reason why the CIA is hiding the grays is that the gray aliens loves them drugs and booze, the shadow goverment feel ashamed to show the public that an advance race is that baked 24/7. The probe stories is a fabricated version of the real story, it's a bong not a long butt-plug.

>>18181777
Bumping for interesting post.

>>18176044
>pineal gland
TRIGGERED AF

>>18175200
Wrong. According to occam's razor, his mother is probably not a whore.

>>18189101
not him but yeah, those are both part of the legend of giant's causeway

Despite being only 13% of this planets population, black people are the chosen race.

>>18186150
U need to go out more

Rome isn't the center of the universe

>>18196856
Bullshit, don't you know all roads lead to Rome?

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>>18191320
Guys what video. Is this the real conspiracy theory? Or am I just insane. Please help

>>18196910

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ObJL6aA2czo

Basically all mountains and mesas are the stumps of gigantic stone trees that the government destroyed. Also geology is bullshit, and all rocks are the remains of the trees.

>>18196946
Wow this is actually retarded.
>30 meter bushes

>>18196957
I think it's supposed to tie into flat earth somehow? But yeah, I managed to watch the whole thing and their theory boils down to "Devils Mesa kinda looks like a stump"

>>18196946
>the government
No, it was supposedly ancient giant progenitors.

I watched 25 minutes into the video in a previous thread before almost going insane.

>>18176316
This is some next level schizophrenia shit here. 30mins into a 2hr thing and already have to force myself to continue. (And two more videos for the conclusion. Hold me.)

Radiohead live in an expanded state of conciousness and can see the future. The name "Radiohead" is literal.

>>18198121
Nope. Can't do it.
This some legit schizo shit that i never knew existed.

Gonna watch the rock trees video instead. Wish me luck.

That all those low-quality animated kids' rhyming videos on YouTube are actually being produced by an AI as part of a massive social engineering project. Example:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8cDO5IJjXI

>>18181777
Nice trips. Also, Wouldn't that mean that pence literally has to live out every version of himself in the present? That would be absolutely monotonous .

>>18198272
Fucking spookiest shit I've ever seen in my life. Can't get further than 40 seconds without feeling this INCREDIBLY unsettling inner feeling and turning it off. The song is just echoing in my head with the mental image of that spooky fucking hand.

My bodys become aware and is taking back control from me

>>18175142

the earth has been slowly expanding for millions of years. 1 billion years ago when the earth was much smaller the atmosphere was much denser and oceans covered the entire planet. As the earth expanded the old crust became the continents, the oceans receded as the continents pulled away from each other.

Spiderman...is willem defoooooo e.

>>18176642
Goes back to the old aether theory that was around in the late 1800s in order to explain what we now know to be relativistic motion.

There's actually some PhD Physicists who still ascribe to the aether theory, it's neat if you want to look into it.

>>18175142
There will be no election in november in the us. https://www.superstation95.com/index.php/world/2166

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>>18175142
Everybody iz dead and Jason Westley Christopher Tatom is Christ and Jesus and I zaved all your zouls Years ago! You are all dead and alive Christ is here and he is not happy with his people.
MIJ?

>>18186355
most of these contradict eachother..
>flat earth
>agartha
>universe is hologram
>all a dream
>twenty dimensional consciousness
>reincarnation
>no such thing as death
Fucking pick one dude.

>>18194088
It's called retardation.

>>18175142
CIA created rock n roll and the whole hippie movment and the anti vietnam war movment

Controlled opposition and all of that

>>18199626
Which way is the wind blowing in this video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBU9PbNCM9E

>>18199652
What benefit would there be for the CIA to create an anti-vietnam war movement?

>>18186199

and kokaine

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>>18175142
This.

>>18199666
Depends on the altitude.

>>18199763
Exactly.

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>>18196946
Thank you for posting it.

>>18199701

hippies do drugs, turn on vets, etc

>>18196946
wow, the next thing after flat earthers. No treeers.

I like those things, it is like a real life action docu. I never go full tinfoil and just believe the opposition but it is somehow a nice and fresh sci-fi take.

As for flat earthers, they say you shouldn't believe nasa, but than they go like, only believe us. Thats retarded on so many levels. How about, earth is just bigger as told? Welp, lets see what the no treeers have here.

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>>18199199
Whats a matter dodge?
MIJ?

>>18199769
...so, was there a point to that?

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>>18189634
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHkiZNT3cyE&feature=youtu.be

i haven't laughed so much in years suit yourself anon

>>18196946
>no such things as rock
>literally shows footage of coagulating magma

>>18196946
So I guess they cut down the trees on mars and venus too, because theres plenty of "stumps that can be seen by voyager. Lmao

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>>18199666
well, id say the stratus clouds are moving left, the astro stratus down, and the cumulonimbus at the top are moving right. I'd also like to point out the camera cutting out at 16 seconds in. Likely to rotate the camera.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGfisbL8I8Y
GUYS ITS TRUE

>>18199701
It's a stupid theory grounded in the fact that jim morrison and frank zappas and the beach boys all had CIA family members. If you ask me, it only makes sense that the kid of a CIA agent who works 12 hours a day would turn to drugs and music as a creative outlet. At least, i find it easier to believe than the alternative, which is that the cia wanted to create the hippy movement to distract people.

>>18200523
I think there's a good chance that these people don't believe in astronomy either

>>18175142
Saturn moon matrix. Saturn creates a signal hacking our senses giving us a false reality, with the moon amplifying that signal. There is a lot of satanism, saturnworship, symbology and occult stuff involved, at times vanpiric aliens feeding from our energy. Pretty spaced up but interesting.

>>18200402
If you're the person I first responded to - you're an idiot.

But on the chance you aren't:

>anon says there are contradictory things on different levels
>says you have to pick one
>I show a video of wind going in different directions at the same time
>ask "which way is wind blowing?"
>"It depends on altitude"

So now relate that to the pic and the apparently contradictory items in them.

Which one is correct? They all are, IT DEPENDS AT WHAT LEVEL YOU ARE AT.

Was that really hard to follow?

>>18176044

>Noah's ark feasible

Doesn't explain the anti-dinosaur rule on the ark

BTFO with your faggotry, rapscallion!

>>18176771

Not a dimension. Just a shitty game publisher.

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>>18178902
here is a thought: we know the elites worship lucifer/moloch which you can see at bohemian grove. now lucifer is associated with saturn. saturn has a hexagon on its northpole. put triangles on the flat sides of the hexagon and you get the star of david, put 3 lines inside it you get a 3D cube (look at pic related) like the black one in mecca where people walk even around in circles like the rings of saturn. open up the cube you get the christian cross.
now in the bible it says we shouldnt worship tin gods or false idols, yet we have those things? considering the symbolism, in christianity the idol is even lucifer killing the messiah. thats what people pray to. the elite made all the abrahamitic religions worship lucifer without them even knowing.
now if there is something behind those believes i dont know. but im pretty sure thats what the elites believe, and thats what they did, and if its real the symbols might lead to all the "mememagic" we put into those symbols we think we are giving god actually to lucifer. and people wonder why their prayers arent heard.

>>18200623
we need to pray to the fish again

>>18176044
>old /x/
>5 months ago

>>18191372
17th century nuke is cute. Try soddom and gommorrah nukes. As far as i know they even found radioactive isotopes in the area like after a nuclear blast. Look into the 290 MILLION years old human footprints in new mexico, or the billion year old metal spheres with decorations on them and its easy to believe that we arent the first civilization cycle destroying us with nukes

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>>18186355
>mfw atheists have higher IQs
>mfw religiontards will never EVER be as smart as us despite creating butthurt charts like this one

>>18186355
shit tier chart, lacks the despair code

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>>18200523
I haven't seen the ones on Venus, can you provide pics?

For the record I'm not being antagonistic here, I'm genuinely interested in xenogeology.

>>18200589
Not only am I not the person you were replying to, I hadn't even realized until now that you were replying to someone.

>>18200784
You thought I was quoting posts for no reason? Certainly you're aware of how to respond on 4chan, you just did it.

>>18186355
This is a terrible iceberg

>>18200651
>As far as i know they even found radioactive isotopes in the area like after a nuclear blast.
They don't even know where Sodom and Gomorrah were. Nice try though.
>290 MILLION years old human footprints in new mexico
Doubt it.
>the billion year old metal spheres with decorations on them
Doubt it, but still find it more believable than the last one.
>its easy to believe that we arent the first civilization cycle destroying us with nukes
Now this part I could believe, but A) I strongly doubt past 'cycles' would have been human, and B) I doubt they would have originated on Earth, as a sapient species recent enough to have evolved on this planet would have left copious archaeological remains.

>>18175183
>There are No Forests
What am I watching

>>18200794
I didn't realize you were quoting a post. Now you're just being a dick for no reason.

>>18200804
An English dub of a video by a Russian insane person.

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>>18200806
Perhaps you should look at a post before responding to it next time.

>>18191419
>when a nation would downplay their amount nuclear armament
Like Israel or Saudi Arabia?

>>18198272
Christ on a stick

>>18200803
Of course i meant they found those things where they believe sthose two cities were
http://eden-saga.com/en/ancient-nuclear-sodom-salt-lakes-nuclear-world-war.html

For the footprints
http://www.ancient-code.com/290-million-year-old-human-footprint-has-researchers-scratching-their-heads/

The spheres http://www.ancient-origins.net/unexplained-phenomena/28-billion-year-old-spheres-found-south-africa-how-were-they-made-002018

A lot more of those stuff is around where even if one of them proofs to be real our whole history has to be rewritten

>>18199701
CIA's source of income was selling drugs from Laos to murica, cause they didn't have enough resources provided by government. The theory is that they were doing that before war.

>>18189001
Kek

>>18188280
Compelled me to look into it.

>>18200857
The spheres are a meme, but they are actually unexplainable, they can occure naturally, but them being crafted makes even more sense, the natural process for that to happen it's extremely rare.

The 290 millions old footprints are interesting, cause it may not be human, somewhere in the past, some paleozic creature, developed the same footprint as us.

A foot doppelganger.

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>>18200780
Heres another. I think it might be easier to believe geology is accurate, and the guy that made that tree video is high on russian concussions

>>18200780
>http://www.ancient-code.com/290-million-year-old-human-footprint-has-researchers-scratching-their-heads/
>>18200780
Perhaps there were a species of intergalactic humans that harvested the giants for energy and terraformed mars and earth to become what we know of them today? Or maybe not... Probably not..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LjIQg1VpkM
100 times over this. If anybody wants to really know the truth behind the curtains, I beg you to watch.

>>18200811
I love the irony of you posting that image, the guy who posted a video of clouds moving in different directions at different altitudes like it was fucking paranormal.

>>18201071
Of course it wasn't paranormal. It was an analogy to make a fucking point, which apparently you missed completely.

>>18201026
U wot m8

>>18201077
Your point was that the different levels of conspiracy are the different IQs. But that's retarded because there are contradicting claims on each level on the chart. If you think you are enlightened on the truth, please explain which belief you subscribe to.

>>18200623

Have a (you) friend. Top post!

>>18201110
>Your point was that the different levels of conspiracy are the different IQs.

No, my point was contradictory statements can be equally true if you understand the parameters.

>>18201123
So how could the world be flat, but also have a hollow core?

>>18196910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObJL6aA2czo

>>18200623
So what you're saying is, abrahamic religions aren't bad, but the elite have twisted and turned it into what it is today.

>>18201355
no idea wether it started that way being planned from the beginning, or was twisted later on. but i believe even some occasions where the bible says that god spoke that it was instead satan in disguise. like would that generous and kind god want you to kill your own son to prove you believe in him, like he wanted from abraham? also lucifer always wanted to take gods place, so why not just say you are god and let them worship you?

like some parts he gods makes sense. like when he told us not to worship tingods and false idols, he didnt say to worship him, but to not worship others.

>I said, "You are gods, And all of you are sons of the Most High. 7"Nevertheless you will die like men And fall like any one of the princes." 8Arise, O God, judge the earth! For it is You who possesses all the nations.…- Jesus

Assuming we are god, or have his essence, praising anything else would just mean we would bow down to lower creatures. taking this a step further i heared a few times now that god and satan are the same person, so what is the difference?
Now lets see, there is lucifer, the lightbringer, proud of how bright he shines and wants other people to praise him for that. he wants to rise higher than god/than the other humans. he is basically the embodyment of egocentrism and lower desires. he wants to be in the spotlight.

God on the otherhand barely shows him. he doesnt seem to care really what others thing, and only interacts with us occasionally, but always leaves you question wether it was him or just some random event. so while lucifer wants to be in the spotlight, god rather stays in the back, he overcame those egocentric and materialistic desires, he doesnt want to stand atop of others. he is darkness because he cant be seen, and in total darkness you dont know wether you are blind (cant percieve god) or wether there is nothing to see (there is no god).

(to be continued)

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>>18201551
the number 777 is the number of god, the number 6 is the number of the human. 666 is the number of the beast, man trying to become god. trying to rise above others.

but it gets weirder. remember the link to saturn? saturn is the 6th planet in the solarsystem, hexagon on its northpole is 6 pointed, satur(n)day is the 6th day of the week in most calendars. remember the cube? that could be a prison right? humans are carbon based lifeforms, carbon is the 6th elemenent with 6 neutrons, 6 protons, and 6 electrons, making a cube of the carbon would be 6x6x6 again. the earth is tilted on its axis by 23,4 degrees to the vertical axis, making it 66,6 degree to the horizontal ones. the more i look in it, the more i feel like this materialistic world is a prison.

but hold on, the light is lucifer as we agreed on earlier. now when someone tries to get you to the light its the whore of babylon trying to get you to lucifer with false wonders and prophecies. but what if she doesnt appear in this world but in the next one, as someone we love, trying to make us go into the light so we will be trapped in here again.

you know star trek? star trek was as far as i know strongly influenced by the freemasons, and we know theyy like to give away parts of their knowledge or plans in entertainment media. so what if its like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v79lVNKthCw

now you are asking where im leading you i suppose. but i dont know. i wish i would, but thats most of what i know/think to know about this stuff. maybe you can do more with it than i do, but so far i wont go into the light

>>18201551
>>18201554
I thank you for your input! I personally haven't learned about christianity yet, but I find sometimes people will twist bible verses for there own need.
> Luke 14:26 “If anyone comes to me and does not hate father and mother, wife and children, brothers and sisters—yes, even their own life—such a person cannot be my disciple."
Most people would say "Oh you MUST hate your parents to enter heaven." But what he was saying was, if your parent forbids you from following him then you must disobey them. So it's kind of easy to take the verses out of context. But it's very interesting what you are saying!

>>18201851
well, never take my word for the truth, im probably just a basementdweller having fun trolling people.

and taking stuff out of context is always a trick people like to use to prove their points.

however i have another version of how i think your line is meant.

in order to become his isciple you would probably leave everything behind, parenty, siblings, friends, and the former life. if you are attached to those you will probably wont make it through without being depressed about leaving them the whole time. that his way is for those to walk who dont have any other path to walk, or dont have any other path they like to walk. he probably didnt want to break families apart and turn happy lives upside down.

to be honest most of the lines i know only out of context for myself. but in some occasions you dont really need context either since they are universal on their own. i never read the bible, had a childbible when i was a kid, and that was it. other than that all just some internet texts and youtube videos