Anyone have any theories about the recent clown sighting that

>>18167885
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/09/24/495298587/sinister-clowns-are-scaring-people-in-multiple-states

Viral marketing for the upcoming It remake

>>18167906
That's what I thought at first, but in such rural areas? There have been people getting arrested n shit for it, Felony charges.

>>18167666 (Dead)

>>18167885

There were sightings a few years ago it he UK. Not sure if its connected.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2013/nov/28/norfolk-police-warn-alarm-clown-norfolk

>>18167885
promotion for the new IT remake? or just some people fucking about for laffs.

>>18167885
Copycat syndrome. Someone decided to dress as creepy clown "for teh lulz" it goes somewhat viral (especially here). Other anons think 'cool im gonna do that'. Resulting paranoia ensues. I mean have you seen the mugshot of the one who was arrested? Looks like the posterboy for edgy 'im a vampire/alien/skinwalker, ask me anything' shitposts.

>Sorry for overuse of apostrophes

They are part of the apocalypse

>>18167885
We had some guys doing this in California around 2013/14

Flyover states get on our level.

http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/opinion/the-conversation/sdut-wasco-clown-instagram-california-town-2014oct14-htmlstory.html

It's happening in my town, they've arrested a couple clown imposters already that have been linked to crimes but I don't think they've caught anyone who's actually killed yet, or at least recently. I'm currently waiting till Halloween, I feel like the insane clown posse is going to have a field day.

>>18167885
complex advertising for the IT remake obviously.

there've been quite a few of these "sightings" around east tennessee

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>>18168240

>apocalypse
when?

>>18168218
>copycat syndrome

It's Jugallos

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>>18168246
>Flyover states get on our level.
Everyone in your state is a clown anon

They're probably a bunch /b/tards organizing something. Here's to hoping they get beat or shot. It'd be funny to see some edgelords get ruined and have their fantasies ended.

>>18167915
>but in such rural areas?
you're reading about it aren't you?

location is irrelevant in a world with the internet.

It really is Juggalos. They're protesting the fact that Fago has been banned at ICP concerts. I wish I were kidding.

>>18168286
Apocalypse Now

>>18168726
They like rootbeer? Who the fuck likes root beer?

Viral marketing that lead to copycats and empty threats made on facebook.

>>18168934
They're not empty if you make the news.

Don't know man, this doesn't look like viral marketing anymore.

>>18168731
Many people like root beer don't be racist.

>>18168454
>copycats
>juggalos

Same thing ha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgGFHEFXu1w

Mass hysteria or people just lying, especially kids.

People doing shit for the bants.

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It's not really just for the hell of it. I live in East Tennessee and there's been a murder or two already near wooded areas at night. I can't even Pokemon go at the park where one of them was arrested at the moment and for that it is now open season for clowns. Don't fuck with my gym you little clown bitch

>>18168021
>promotion for the new IT remake

this is the right answer

>>18167915
From reading past threads it seems the arrests turned out to have nothing to do with the clowns.

>>18168260
Got any news links?

We had a clown stab someone in PA now

>>18167885
My left wing college professor says it's people copycating The Purge
>muh evil media
But actually that's the most likely explanation, aside from viral stunts

WOOP WOOP

Never come to /x/, I just wanted to see if there was anything about water filters.

However, I can confirm that they're just kids in a mask. Grabbed a gun and scared one to fuck screaming "Its just a prank bro!".

Is there any pic/video of those fucking clown ?

>>18169126
>I live in East Tennesee

me too. There has been no murder. Also this is me >>18172994

>>18169126
>>18173009
Also East TN myself.
Never heard of any murder nearby, but I'm not saying it didn't happen.

>>18172994
Hilarious.

>>18172567
/k/ommando popping over here figured you guys would have a thread for this. Also a resident of PA really love our stand your ground laws and castle doctrine.

>>18173009

I live in East Tn too and I havent seen a clown yet. Although a few schools have gone so far as to lockdown and have cops escort kids in and out

>>18167885
literally juggalo methheads tweaking in the sticks with cousin uncle dad and sister mom aunt. The government warned you about their gang activity BUT NOOOOOO JUGZ AIN'T THUGZ

>dey says it don' be like it is buddit do

>>18168260
>they've arrested a couple clown imposters already
>clown imposters

Are they dressed up as people dressed up as clowns? So the cops nabbed them and said "Fuck you guys, you're impersonating people who are dressed up as clowns - you're not actually dressed up as clowns!"

Northern Kentucky here, this shit is getting stupid, my buddy saw one right off my road. I'll snag a picture for you guys if I see him

might not actually be real. I've never seen one, but supposedly one was sighted in zebulon, NC.

The clown hunter population is getting pretty big in my area (raleigh, nc), it would not bode well for a person trying to scare some people late at night.

Darlington, SC over here. shit is getting out of hand. sightings have been putting our local high schools, middle, and elementary on lock-down from time to time of this stuff. i'm afraid of bringing out my young nephew out for halloween for this shit.

>>18167885
I'd really love for one to trespass on my yard and I'll blow his feet off for being a deranged faggot messing with my paranoia

>>18176723
jump out and hit him with a bat
also throw holy water on him

Anyone see Adult swim has a new show called (clowns off the air ) look up athf boston bomb scare they have done conterversal prmo stuff b4 I'd say they are behind this

>>18167885
a hoax for idiots like you to post threads and get scared about.

>>18167885
1. Assholes
2. Viral marketing for the IT remake.
3. Assholes

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>>18168711

You means something like this:

Man Dressed as Bigfoot Hit and Killed by Cars
http://fox8.com/2012/08/28/man-dressed-as-bigfoot-hit-and-killed-by-cars/

>>18167915
Rural makes it creepier, honestly

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>>18167885
I was one of the clowns
I love clowns

>>18167915
half those arrest are probably from Teens leeching off the original clown sightings in an attempt for a cheap thrill

>>18167885
Welp, a dumbass in a clown suit just robbed a taco Bell here in Arizona, so I'm pretty sure the obvious answer is the correct one.

Bunch of dipshit latching onto a trend.

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>>18167885
Just wait until Halloween. The elites have something planned for sure.

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>>18167885

>>18172567
PA resident here also, Ive also hear about this. It was in Reading I believe? or close by. Im just waiting for Hunting Season to start up, then we'll see just how many jackasses we have running around in rural areas

>>18168718
i live in bumfuck kentucky and theyre here

>>18177970
Okeeeeeeeeez ^_^

>>18177417
Dude no, there was a sighting today near my town in rural Missouri. people where I live shoot trespassers and ask questions later. No one was caught despite the police search. I'm not convinced these are entirely human

>>18168240
This, One sighted casually trying to get into a nearby house. lets just say the guns are coming out of the safe tonite

>>18178472
Where at in Misery anon?

>>18167885
Live in middle TN, we are under a "clown advisory"

I live in a rural area, saw one the other day, yelled at him and he ran off

I think its mostly teens trying to play a prank with a few loons mixed in

>>18178531
Atlanta mate shit made big news. not much else happens here

>>18178472
"dude", yes. the fact the clowns don't go the ghetto or anywhere ACTUALLY dangerous is proof enough this is a hoax. or viral marketing. either way we don't need 5+ threads about it every single fucking day. it's not even scary i guarantee you these are weak dumb idiots doing this shit.

>>18173009
>>18172994
>>18173018
>>18177764
>>18177975
Supernatural clowns detected. go shill your agenda somewhere else clown shills

http://fox8.com/2016/09/27/police-searching-for-assailant-in-clown-mask-after-pennsylvania-teen-stabbed-to-death/

16 year old was killed 2 days ago by a clown in Pennsylvania.

>>18178962
Oh shit
Have any Clowns been spotted in Ohio?

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>>18167915
Well that's the thing about viral marketing people see the first story of these encounters and then
teenagers and some young adults take it and run with it, thus creating more publicity and a fear of clowns in people all over the country.

I'm an overnight security guard in Florida. I've ran off three clowns since this all started. Two of them I'm pretty sure where teens dicking around. The last one really unsettled me. I'm thinking an honest to god lunatic jumping in on a trend. My company has circulated a memo about dealing with clowns.

Apparently one of the clowns actually stabbed some kid to death?

>>18179139
Where in FL if you don't mind? And is there a story for the one that creeped you out? I'm very curious about these loons

desu, if no one give me pic or video i won't believe any of this shit.

>>18179394

How, where ? give more information ?

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>>18167886
Its funny how real clowns are getting mad about fake clowns scaring people

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I have not been on /x/ in a while but I knew I would find this thread in the catalog. I thought clowns were a Facebook meme but my brother called me shitting himself and made me drive to his fucking house because one chased him up his driveway.

I did not see anything but my brother is not the kind of person to lie or ask me for help because we don't really like eachother.

I am near Tampa Florida for anyone thats wondering.

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>>18172567
I live close to Reading and this sounds different than the clown sightings recently. There was a clown sighting up by Pottsville last week and it waved at kids but Reading is a shithole.

Reading is kinda like Philly only no good parts with historical significance. Lots of illegal immigrants and crime so it was probably just another act of violence and it happened to be a clown mask.

Also wanna give a shout out to Adam, this guy is at every Reading Phillies game and entertains the crowd.

Plot Twist: Adam is the cereal clown stabber

>>18177311
Why?

I just don't get it, it's just a guy in a clown mask. Why is everyone losing their shit and locking down schools?

>>18179511
Did he describe the clown? Did he have weapon like of knife or bat? Was he tall or manlet?

I'm not saying he should have kicked his ass, I'm just curious.

>>18179673
Said he was like 5 something. No visable weapons and his face paint was more like a mime then a clown.

>>18177411
Lol, you are dumb as shit

shits been happening in my town, probably some cult

>>18179407
Sure I'm based in Jacksonville but our company gos all over. I'm a lifelong night shift guard (weirdness central) the clowns in question appeared at a construction site where I was on watch a few weeks ago. It's on the outskirts of the industrial area where they are building a new factory. The first two clowns I spotted while chilling by the front gate. Just kinda hanging out near the edge of the property. Two different clowns on two different nights. One took off upon seeing a uniformed guard and the other stood there for a bit before busting out laughing ans running off. Seemed like stupid kid shit as we get alot of that. The actually kinda spooky clown had somehow gotten onto the property and was fiddling with a bulldozer. Keep in mind I mostly stay near the only entrance so for him to have gotten in he would have had to crawl under or jump over a 8 foot fence. He was a tall clown in typical "creepy clowm" makeup. He was chattering to himself when I put the light on him. I also noticed he wasn't making any effort to run away amd was holding a small carpentry type hammer. Once I noticed he was armed I pulled my sidearm and that was enough to make him flee to the back of the site. He had apparently dug a small hole under the back fence and escaped the same way after I gave chase. One of the other guys who works a subdivision said they jad a problem with a clown out there as well.

>>18179063
Only one with an axe
http://fox8.com/2016/09/23/portsmouth-ohio-police-investigating-report-of-clown-with-axe/

>>18180321
Night guard stories are the comfiest. My favourite thing on /x/ in fact. Please give us anything you might wish to share.

>>18179520
Probably due to sightings of them with weapons and threats or 'warnings' online of them planning some shit. I'm just afraid in the case one of them decides to go all murder clown and brings a gun or some shit out. It's started to turn from mainly edgy teens to people seemingly wanting to do something. I unno, could still be edge.

>>18167885
The Jester will usher in the great flood. Book of Enoch

Just opportunistic copycat irl shitposters. Trying to scare the life out of kids and others, and it's working. One spotted two minutes from my house this morning and three more chased a 10 year old walking to school today.

>>18173018
A kid in Summitville was stabbed. He didn't die though. Not serious injuries.

>>18180321
Original replier here, fuck me I'm in Jacksonville working construction. I guess it's time to move now. That's fucking creepy as shit

As an active member of the middle age man in a white van offering children candy community, I can safely say these guys aren't us. I'm creepered out.

up on highway 20 in michanan one was spotted in the woods off the side of highway couple days ago

>>18168711
>Everyone in your state is a clown

Get em

>>18168021
Literally my first thought was "viral marketing for a new horror movie." I didn't even know about the IT remake until now.

Any sightings in Texas? I feel like that'd be a deathwish

>>18177975
Epic Department? I'd Like To File A Claim

>>18167885
We just had our first sightings yesterday here in south Florida. Somebodys going to get hurt.

>>18178633
My dad teaches in Smyrna and said they had a school lockdown this week because of the clowns. Apparently his little nigglet students were chimping out over it

>>18168731
Faygo has lots of different flavors, Anon.
It's actually one of the better cheap cokes, in my humble subjective opinion

>>18180525
Oh I have a fuckton. I've been a night guard most of my adult life. (Pays not bad and frees up time for other ventures) don't want to derail this thread with stories of the night shift. Someone needs to make a thread.

>>18182757
> Someone start a thread, I need to tell stories that didn't happen.

>>18167885
niño rata de dross. fagget.

>>18178168
Can't wait for you to shoot some innocent guy on his way to a kid's party because you got spooped by a movie promotion.

> but muh guhn rights
> gonna protect myself from deer and clowns with muh rifle
> also gonna hunt me a skinwalker
> and clowns

You're so fucking retarded.

>In the coming months the clown meme grows
>Mostly teenagers who spook people and then run
>Nationwide phenomena
>gory clown costumes on halloween
>Later, when people commit crimes, they start wearing clown masks
>several murders committed in clown masks, mostly unrelated, but a few sick twisted events
> news broadcasts feed the hysteria
>Hollywood movie or two
>eventually it all dies down
>when we are older we will all remember the clown killings of 2016-2017

SEMO here, there have been clowns in Poplar Bluff, Saint Louis, and Scott City. Idk what their thing is or who's behind it, but I'm tempted to join their cause

A frickton of clowns have been walking around in a nearby rural community.

t. south western ohio

>>18182775
Fine then. Miss out on the horrifying tale of the Klansturbator. Or night of the gay panty snatchers.

pictures of get your ass ready for the clowning of 2017

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/rambling-reporter/stephen-kings-movie-producer-denies-933077
Not the most reliable source, but still.

If there is actually going to be a mass murder on Halloween, everyone is going to be dressed up as a clown this year due to the hubbub and the clown cult or whatever will have perfect cover to slay everyone.

Dressing up as a clown may be ur only way to survive this Halloween.

>>18182912
lol, I live in the city, no ones gonna hurt me

>>18178472
Killer Clowns from Outer Space. Great movie.

just got our first few clowns in the New York-New Jersey tristate area! a group jumping in front of cars out on Long Island, a couple chasing kids in Jersey

>>18167885
It's called a meme you dorks. It got coverage in one area then other people liked the idea.

Is this a result of Kek worship fracturing? Generic creepypasta seeping through? Or just a physical meme playing out at a coincidental time?

>>18181694
Deathwish yes. Sightings no. But somebody has been posting that they are in or coming to southeast Texas.

>>18183040
Where abouts in LI?

>>18183031
Muh nigra. There don't seem to be many of us here.

>>18183121
True dat. Should take up the clowns and start an anon sighting. xD

South Texas reporting in.

I had scrolled over this topic a few months ago, didn't think anything about it.

Just got home from grabbing a tall boy at my neighborhood corner store... the lady asks me 'have you seen any clowns yet?' I
was like 'clowns?' She said 'it means the cartels are starting to move in'.

Now I'm from South Texas... lots of mexicans.. in general. But why would it start on the east coast and not begin from border states? Idk man. Somethings up.

I tell ya, saw a carrier on the tv. = hard top = round top = circus = clown car = steve the guy that puts gas in the clown car = knows an uncle jack who dresses up like a clown on birthdays. think your on to something.

I'm from Rochester NY and we just had a sighting with pics. I saw the thread on here yesterday about the clowns and was hoping they'd come here, and now they did. I hope I get to see one. This is pretty fun.

>>18167885
What if it's a tulupa. That someone made?

There has been a bunch here in New Jersey, but it you search for them on google or twitter its just black people reacting to them...

>>18185012
>but guise
>guise
>what if someone made a chalupa?
>that shit sounds so good

>>18167885
They just made it to Oregon: http://www.oregonlive.com/trending/2016/09/scary_clown_epidemic_reaches_o.html

>>18183826
HOLY SHIT

>>18167885
3 of these threads on the first page right now.

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>>18167885

George Orwell much? These faggot "social media marketers" are literally creating new cultural shit simply for corporate profits, fucking brainwashing people with media.

Btw, I didn't know it was clown hunting season already, time to grab some beers, beat some queers and fuck some clown rears!

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>>18185518
>grab some beers, beat some queers and fuck some clown rears
FUCK YEAH!

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>>18183826

Can you expand on this, I am genuinely interested on your thoughts of this, do you think it's some kind of drug trade, criminal activity?

>>18167885
What an absurd world we live in.
This clown epidemic is no funny business.
This clown epidemic is real and ruthless. Eventually clowns will be issued licenses. Once police officers get exhausted at having to check 12 clown ID's per vehicle to check for official clown business, they will begin to anger, subconsciously beginning to hate and despise the clowns.
They begin looking for reasons to arrest the clowns.
One day an officer goes too far in the line of duty and shoots an unarmed clown.
#clownlivesmatter
#cantclownusdown

County sheriff's office had to issue a statement today about people walking along desolate roads with guns hunting for clowns.

Fucking retards are going to get themselves shot.

>>18168718
This.

It's a weird phenomena. Someone completely made it up, and then people started actually doing it. I don't understand the purpose, but probably viral marketing for the new IT movie.

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>>18185595

See this >>18185518 and this >>18168218

People are so easily misguided and fooled, sheeple meme.

>>18183031
Anotha dooah

>>18168021
>>18169144
>>18181682

This has happened before when there was no "remake" to blame it on.

>>18168731

I like root beer. Fuck you.

>>18182791
all hail the prophet

>>18167915

Wearing a clown outfit is a felony???

>>18185532


Well... no doubt a bunch of kids are on some monkey see monkey do, shock value shit. So it's hard to gauge which are real and which are real fake.

But there has to be something up for getting arrested, on felony charges, just for wearing a clown suit. And with halloween around the corner who knows. Maybe another false flag attack or something.

>>18167885
some off these fags were in my town last week scaring kids

Why not just sos any clowns in the woods?

>>18167915
I live on Long Island and they've been spotted here and it sure as hell aint rural, heres a link to their twatter
https://twitter.com/LiClowns/status/782091598888833024
Its all a neme

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>>18187106
I do think it's a false flag/predictive programming deal for some future event. There are even shills on /x/ perpetuating it. Think about the word clown in the context of 2016. Who has the media been calling a clown? That's right Donald Trump. Imagine the memes thatd be circulating on twitter if trump were assassinated by a clown. Millenial blacks and beans would be joking over it and a literal race war would start bringing martial law.

>>18187623
Clowns confirmed attentionwhoring memelords

>>18168711
/b/tard here. We haven't been able to organize anything in years.

>>18176733
There's a fucking town called Zebulon?

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Im very worried about halloween because these faggots. Tell me im not the only one whos thinking of the only day they can blend itn.

>>18179511
That's cute anon

>>18167885
Cant stand these fucking faggot tards that think its for the IT remake.... Clown sightings have been happening since the 1980s, its just that nobody has really believed anyone else about it until this recent abundance of sightings.. There is definitely something deeper about these clowns, whether it's something supernatural or just plain weird.

>>18187565
Sorta the same here, except it's mostly adults who live in shitty parts of town who are terrified of them.

People writing in to the local paper to cry about it and everything.

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>>18182776
I think the same

Some of these clowns were carrying knifes and there was reported stabbings too. I literally just now saw a video of two guys being chased by a clown holding a knife across a bridge. The creepy part was how fast the clown was chasing them since it quickly crossed the bridge and giving serious chase.

Am I the only one who knows this has been a thing for years? People have made plenty of those shitty "scary clown" prank videos on Youtube

There was also a video from last year or so about a clown appearing on someone's porch security camera at 2am, probably just another dick but they never found the person.

>>18188442
Are there any stories about these clowns from the 80s? Have they ever killed anyone?

>>18168218
Where can I find the mugshot

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>>18167885
Copycat/bandwagon/"everyone is doing it"

>>18189147
>>18167885
stand alone complex

>>18188442
>implying it's the same group of people and has been ongoing
>implying it isn't just a bunch of retards jumping on the bandwagon of a viral marketing stunt gone wrong

>>18168731
faygo is a religious icon to these idiots.

>>18168726
>has been banned at ICP concerts
it wasn't banned from concerts in general, just a single event, and only insofar as there was a faygo fountain planned in a venue that basically said "fuck getting soda everywhere".

>>18168454
They aren't consistent with how juggalos do things.

Juggalos, although they claim to be clowns, typically go for "white goth nigger in facepaint" moreso than actual clown garb.

>tfw one was spotted here in Portland, Oregon

I am thoroughly spooked, lads.

>>18167885
/pol/ says it originated in a deepbeeb chan. How do you guys not know that?

whats with this creepy clown shit? clowns are awesome and make children happy.

so sick of this fad. real clowns deserve some fucking respect.

>>18189234
>/pol/ says

>>18189246
Yeah because/pol/ isn't the only board on this site that has managed to actually do anything worth while in years.

>>18167885
memes are spilling out into the real world
normie minds snap and they do weird shit Hollywood has taught them

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>>18189164

Oh hi /a/

>>18189406
hello, and I am right and you know it
>uguuu

I'm apart of a group that has been doing this in my area.
questions?

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>>18189406
>>18189459

>>18189465
how did it start

>>18189478
The one other group we have talked to were some edgy "i worship satan fucks" so yeah i avoided them.

story got around we decided to copy cat we just do creepy shit at night the guys fucking with kids are playing with fire desu.

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>>18189493
How does it feel knowing you're going to get shot one night and die in a fucking clown costume

>>18180345
>acting like this much of a fool in scioto county, home to the worst prison in the state
>especially how close portsmouth is to the rhodens family murders

>>18167885
Can any USA bros confirm that anyone has shot one of the clowns? I can see in due course that it's going to happen.

>>18189557

https://wanetv.wordpress.com/2016/09/30/man-dressed-as-clown-shot-condition-critical/

Here you go

>>18189559

Itys not real but bound to start some tuff

Well this clown shit is happening in the UK and Rep. of Ireland too people dressed as clowns hiding in bushes outside of schools (never happened before till this week)

>>18167885
See a clown, PUT HIM DOWN!

>>18188479
Saw this video too. It was a bit creepy at first but once you see that the clown was full on running after them it's pretty terrifying to think about it happening to you

>>18189567
Source?

Agents of Chaos, as a clown is.

Some clown social media account threatened my local schools

Killer Klowns from Outer Space warned us this would happen.
They're invading

>>18189847
If my siblings phone didnt die I would of told them to take a picture but apparently the Vice Principle ran out to said bush with a wooden sports tool and chased him or 'it' off.

>>18189924
>Vice Principle

We don't call them Vice Principle in UK.
We call them deputy head master.
Go back to USA.

>>18189924
> 'it'
So, you think Tim Curry might be behind this?

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>>18189936
He can't keep getting away with this.

>>18189932
You're about as ignorant as an American re-read what I said

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>>18189504

That still blows my mind when I think about it.

>>18182757
>night guard
da fuq is that

>>18190446

A guard who works a night?

>>18190446
>>18190566
maybe he guards the night? If so he loses every dawn

So just throw out a random theory here, but assume for a moment that the theory that belief in something can create it is true. If you throw out the Dark Knight followed by the real clown crime sprees that took place in France a few months ago--maybe a threshold of some sort was crossed that manifested because of a fairly specific basic fear--some sort of clown predator that targets children. Just food for thought.

No one has posted the Ain't Clownin Around twitter yet...

What are they being arrested for? Is clown attire illegal now?

>>18191235
"Sir, where'd you get the bright red nose?"

The fact that this is even a possible question for police to ask is ridiculous

It's just a bunch of idiots in costumes. Mystery solved.

I have a funny story about clowns.
>Be slightly younger me
>Be sitting on couch with dad
>talking about life and such.
>we lived on rather wooded land.
>dad had not put up a fence yet.
>we hear tapping on window.
>its stops and goes
>its pretty windy outside so we figure its trees and stuff tapping on it.
>happens again, and then like someone is rubbing on the window.
>dad pulls back curtains.
>dude in a clown suit
>dad says fuck off
>dude just waves a bit trying to be creepy.
>dad says last chance
>dude chuckles in this fake as shit scary laugh and says " you cant get rid of us, this is ours now"
>dad is like uwot8
>bolts outside and decks the guy.
>clown nose flys off
>clown dude is like OW MR
>we hear yelling from woods now
>OMG HE HIT him. OMG MR ITS JUST A JOKE.
>guy is like omg help me
>runs off.
>We hear sobbing echoing from woods along with concerned omg I think your nose is broken talk.
>call the deputies they find a tear soaked clown mask at the edge of property

>>18191374
I hope those sobs were him getting raped by the other clowns for being weak

>>18191374
The best thing I'veread in a while.

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Local juggalos not involved.

aint clownin around made a threat in the pasco county area. the police and school board shut down all schools in the greater florida 727 area.

police were set up on almost each intersection by all schools on friday and saturday for some reason. clowns threatened to shoot people and kidnap kids or some shit.

http://www.baynews9.com/content/news/baynews9/news/article.html/content/news/articles/bn9/2016/9/30/pasco_schools_put_on.html

>>18188479
Link to video?

>>18191780
I'm on mobile but it's in the thread

>>18191467
>>18191503
(You)

>>18188442
It is supernatural

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Hey Mayb ppl r copying one of the viral prank series the Dmprankproductions made. one of their clown pranks got like 3M views on YouTube

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Coming from Juggalos and Faygoluvers we are not involved and Faygo is still allowed at icp shows Juggalos are spooked as well
Pic related

>>18191933
I thought that at first but most of them arent monetized.

>>18183826
Why the fuck would drug cartels, people who are notoriously trying to remain underground(in the U.S. at least), decide to dress as clowns? This whole thing is stupid, but that has to be the dumbest theory I've heard yet.

>>18192071
not him but they are arresting these people supposedly. last time I checked being a spooky person wasnt a crime.as long as you didnt hurt anyone. I dont have a source though so I cant say for sure they are arresting them I'm just having fun with this thread mostly.

>>18176665
If you don't possess a clown certificate you can't legally dress up as a clown, you know.

>>18168726
Juggalo's aren't smart enough to set anything up like this.

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I love clowns

>>18189234
>deepbeeb chan
link

>>18192211

Fucking newfag

>hurr hurr i unno bout deepbeeb
>hurr hurr what yabbachan

>>18167885
>OP can't inb4
Juggalos.

>>18192238
somehow i've missed the term deepbeeb in my time here

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>>18167885
here is a map. Whatever it is, it's spreading

>>18192268

This reminds me of that Man-Bear-Pig sighting website, it just seems so moronic.

>>18187029

Trespassing, assult, aggrovated assult, harassment, intent to harm others, peeping into others' homes, etc. Not exactly felony, but depends on where you are.

>>18192244
OPs have been inb4-ing their own threads for years.

>>18189504
Goddammit, I laughed.

>>18189910
But the good thing is, they're so damn easy to kill. Just aim for the nose.

It's a trend gaining mainstream popularity. A few years ago we did our haunted house as spooky clowns and it was a hit.

>>18191825

"You" must be one of those fools running around in clown outfits.

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>>18167885
Heard one of you faggots got shot the other day.

>Michael Joyner said a white colored suv pulled up alongside of the clown. A man was driving. Joyner said the man got out of the car and fired several shots. The man then got back in the suv and headed north on Plaza.

> When police arrived they found a man down on the sidewalk in critical condition.

https://wanetv.wordpress.com/2016/09/30/man-dressed-as-clown-shot-condition-critical/

My fucking sides, keep doing it though /x/, 8spooky10me

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>>18187029
>>18192893

Go in south or backwoods country, bother the wrong old man or woods hermit in a shack or cabin, get pumped full of lead. from a paranoid vet, angry swamp/woods bumpkin, messed with the wrong old fart, etc. "Yes officer, he was trespassing on my property, see here, I have multiple signs posted around my property lot, I feared for my life" (Le troll-face) Btw some states allow shooting people if they are on your property if I can recall correctly.

A friend of mine on long island new York, just outside of NYC not rural at all almost got hit with a baseball bat by one when he pulled over the side of the road one time

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>>18193034

Trying to scare/prank an armed public whom are more paranoid and easily succumb to mass hysteria, more than ever now a days, streets are dangerous asf, and thinking shit won't happen to you.

>>18193044

The lesson being, not having any personal defense weapon or deterrent on you???

>>18193034

That's even better, then we'll become n urban legend if we get killed.

>>18193049
I have no problem with that, please go get shot.

>>18193051

Are you a little baby, scared of the big bad clowns?

>>18193036
>Btw some states allow shooting people if they are on your property if I can recall correctly.

You are incorrect if you are saying a person can be shot for just being on another person's property.

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>>18193057
Nope, got no issue with clowns. Thought I do like shitposters from /x/ getting shot for trying to be spooky. A revolver is far spookier than a clown, the only issue I have is that because of the masks they wear you wont be able to see their face when they realise shit just got really real.

I imagine it's something like pic related.

>>18193046
Bruh I might be from NYC and pretty left leaning but my dad was a cop and when I was growing he carried his pistol wherever he can when I was growing up. That ain't lost on me.

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>>18193068

>if I can recall correctly

>Colorodo

>intends to commit a crime against a person or property in addition to the uninvited entry, and when the occupant reasonably believes that such other person might use any physical force, no matter how slight, against any occupant.

>other person might use any physical force, no matter how slight, against any occupant.

>any physical force, no matter how slight, against any occupant.

>any physical force

>no matter how slight

>against any occupant

There are other states as well.

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>>18193088

I withdraw my comment then, you keep on truckin' cowboy.

>>18178641
actually the very first one reported in greenville was in the ghetto.

>>18193088
>muh left leaning
>muh cop dad

If you haven't trained, you will probably end up dead. No one will care tbqh

>>18174854
Floridian here, Clearwater. Too poor fag for a gun, but cops will look the other way if a clown turns up on my property and ends up a pile of bloody ribbons. Stand Your Ground FTW.

>>18169066
Clown detected

The new it doesnt come out for a while, they wouldn't be doing this so soon if it was marketing for the movie

>>18193296
wtf i didnt post this?

>>18167906
I could see an indie film doing this but not such a big production.

I don't think a company would risk one of the potentially worst pr nightmares (if they catch a clown and he confesses) just for more interest in a remake for a film that's more than likely gonna do well already simply by being a remake to a popular film.

New line cinema or any of the producers wouldn't have the balls to greenlight this kind of guerilla marketing.

>>18193327
You're an idiot, buddy.

>>18193402
um, rude???

>>18193395
What would be more interesting is if it started out as a viral campaign with a dozen or so clowns, then the meme ran it's own course and had a mind of it's own, and now people with no knowledge of the viral campaign are the vast majority of actual clowns. And now executives are paying out hush money to anyone and everyone who knew about this, because it's gone to far and they would lose their jobs at the advertizing agency. But two clowns got together and decided they want more money to keep quiet so the execs summon their freemason and jewish and satanists buddies and kill the two clowns. But one clown didn't really drown, he survived and now the pressure from his mask under the deep water on his swollen face left him with a permantly clown shapen face and he's pretty angry at the world right now, angry enough to kill.

>>18193451
I think I love you.

Oregon here. Buddy of mine saw one in Deer Park, WA.
Fuck Juggalos.

>>18193406
Kys

>>18193531
wanna yiff? OwO

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>>18168246
Implying that almost all over California isn't flyover territory apart from LA and SF.

>>18193451
Now this is a movie I would actually go see, unlike the it remake

Any clowns spotted in Western/Central PA?

>>18193585
actually those two places suck and the rest of California has a lot of good parts

>>18193600
Granted San Diego is better than LA and SF.

>>18193068
Castle doctrine applies to property in florida.

>>18193185
Well duh, all I was saying is that I had the lesson taught to me while I was young.

OP is fucking gay

>>18177638
These guys being a rested (besides on in my town who was a teen) are full grown men.

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Screw clowns-Jeff Weise
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5GGvLTx0HFA

>anything vaguely interesting the Carolinas have is taken away as fast as it can be carried
First our cotton, then our Barbecue, then our murder cult, and even still you took our Lizard-man. Now you're taking our killer clowns, too?
Shame on you.

>>18188442
Some of them are actually murders or some kind really creepy people dressed in clown costumes.

Please be careful this whole month!

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they've arrived in canada - both nova scotia & montreal. check the CBC.

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>>18191780
fb.com/chase.prior.5/posts/525704767632543 here ya go pal

>no mugshots of the ones that were arrested

>>18185637
EVEN THIS KID CAN GET SOME BUNE


WHATS YOUR EXCUSE?

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I wouldn't mind sighting this clown.

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>>18195183
I know what you mean

>>18193197
You can get a used gun for < $100; granted, it won't be the nicest. It will still shoot lethal bullets though, and that could save your ass.

>>18168726
I went on some Juggalo forums to search for any signs of organizing. Didn't find anything, other than an utter contempt for fayo and autists.

>>18189504

10/10 - I laughed out loud for a good thirty seconds.

>>18167885
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=What+is+guerilla+marketing

>>18195255

Seems like it's more dangerous for the prankster clowns than citizens, really

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>>18189246
/pol/ is always right anono

>>18179424
PA, see >>18178962

>>18193197
Transplanted Tampafag here. Any sightings in your area?

>>18189128
sightings in the 80s never really became a nationwide media frenzy (media is much different now, especially with social media), and in the 90s a woman was murdered by a clown who was never caught

>>18193104
What the hell is wrong with that country

>>18195540
'murica

>>18193406
what is this /s4s/?

>>18167885
it's gonna be one of those things where clowns will get shot and/or killed and they'll be like "we didn't do anything"

>>18167915
It couldn't be. Both film companies (It and Rob Zombie's 31) both denied having involvement. It could be fans doing it on their own, but I doubt it.
A film company wouldn't have people dress as clowns and lure children into the woods.

>>18189571
Agreed,the only realistic conclusion I have come to .

>>18191133
Now that, is an interesting observation

>>18179139
upload the memo please, that sounds hilarious.

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>every image clearly staged with the clown standing perfectly still, center framed and the camera just a few feet away
>not a single person has any actual proof
>everybody just "knows somebody else who says they saw one"

You gullible retards will fall for quite literally anything.

>>18167915
Could be they're taking it too far.
Ubisoft once staged an armed robbery in a public area. Only when a cop seized the gun did he find out that the gun was faked and it was a viral ad for a Splinter Cell game.

Then again, that's just a possibility. Could just be a meme. We had a public clown down here in Texas scaring drivers shortly before the whole clown shit made headlines. I actually pulled over and asked him what was up and he said he and his friends were inspired by public prank youtube vids.

http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/a-nightmare-coming-true-gangs-of-clowns-terrorize-n-s-drivers-1.3097450

The clowns are raising the stakes in Canada. It's only Oct. 4, this is going get crazier as the month rolls on.

>>18167885
It's just the International Assassin Clown Army.

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The IACA was formed in 1967 by a rogue assassin named "Sparky The Clown" aka "The Clown Killer". Some of the early history of the IACA is not clear, and accounts differ. "Sparky" was a CIA trained hitman who was involved with an assassination of Tony Scarboni at his birthday party in Queens in the 90's (rumor says Sparky had juggled some grenades and knives into Tony and a few of his associates). Rumors also suggest that "Sparky" was hired by the CIA to take down a KGB Mole nicknamed "Bosco" and was heavily involved with the Great Communist Clown Circus incident of 1978. The IACA also has a worldwide one-percenter MC (the Red Skeletons - named after Red Skelton). Common nicknames for the club are the "Killer Klowns", "Hell's Harlequins", "the Tricksters" or "the Clown Army".

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We, the Clown Nation, are waging war against the tyranny of the United States. Our leader was murdered in Idaho few weeks ago after a ATF altercation.

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Jikes

>>18195809
OP how did you find the picture of our Sparkles?

>>18195814
Am Not OP

>>18195809
When the hell did this happen?

>>18189932
If you guys created english, why do you suck at it?

>>18195928
Idaho. Few weeks ago during a ATF raid on Clown Army HQ.

>>18195928
Well anon when you're 25 with no education, no job, no woman, and no idea how to get any of them, you do dumb shit like pass out drunk in a clown costume.

https://www.dailyfinesser.com/fort-wayne-man-dressed-clown-shot-head-condition-critical/

someone tried it in the wrong part of chicago and got killed in a drive by

>>18194944
I was taught math in hs by one of the men that wrestled as Doink

Bump for people too lazy to check the catalog or look for anything that's not on page one.

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Alright this shit's getting too mainstream for me.

>>18196255

>inb4 king is one of the clowns in the woods

more clowns, I love it, I love this whole clown phenomena and everything that goes with it
more hysteria
more weak little boys hiding their fear by talking about violence against clowns
more little rebels who hate how trendy it is getting all irritated and angry
more clowns
more
I learn about my friends and family by how they react to the clowns
I learn about myself
I think I have what it takes
I am almost there
I am almost a clown
If being a clown is wrong
then who was phone

>>18196365

this post is clown phenomena

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Are these clowns connected to Kek's appearence in our plane of existence?

Seems a little too convinient that clowns start to appear everywhere the closer we get to the election Kek has been planning for a while now.

Not to sound like an edgefag (clown are already doing that well enough) but I'd love to scare those fuckers back, chain them up in a basement and make them beg for their lives.

I don't know, I'm not usually like this, but when it's someone who acts like they're above the human condition I can't help it, I feel like they need a reminder.

>>18196449
yes, feed me your discomfort, show me how easy it is to make you act like the animal that you are

weak pathetic impotent anger

the clowns claim another victim, another slave to hysteria,

yes!

>>18196449
>Not to sound like an edgefag
> chain them up in a basement and make them beg for their lives

Listen to yourself.

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>clown sightings getting a worse and worse
>America in a panic.
>ICP is being threatened into never performing again.
>we have poked the proverbial bee hive of the juggalos.
>they get together for a brainstorming session
>every store is sold out of menthols and bud ice for 4 months.
>finally decide on all our war.
>juggalos take to the forests, streets, sewers, etc and combat the clowns.
>therecanbeonlyone.jpg
>America is saved by the juggalos and Trump is a secret ninja
>build the wall and thrown the straggler clowns in with the Mexicans.

And that's my theory on how this is all gonna go down.

>>18187662
>a literal race war would start
lol

>>18183040
>jumping in front of cars
Um...what?

>>18193197
Go get a mosin, Remington 870, prophet surplus rifle. Shit, you could build an AR for around $500 if you wanted

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>>18196255
>>18196320
Illuminati confirmed.

>>18196449
>Not to sound like an edgefag
Too late.

>>18185047
>chalupa

http://komonews.com/news/local/sheriff-2-puyallup-schools-closed-tuesday-by-threat
And here I thought there was places safe from clowns. I was wrong.

>>18167885
A mass conspiracy for Halloween where clowns will kill people.

>>18194944
>video suddenly cuts off
And that's how you know when shit is faked/staged.

Not much here in Chicago. Then again they'd probably get shot if they tried lmao