A friend received this email recently and is very confused. Any

>>18162772
ICARUS HAS FOUND YOU!!!!!
>ICARUS HAS FOUND YOU!!!!!
>>ICARUS HAS FOUND YOU!!!!!
>>>ICARUS HAS FOUND YOU!!!!!
>>>>ICARUS HAS FOUND YOU!!!!!
>>>>>ICARUS HAS FOUND YOU!!!!!
>>>>>>ICARUS HAS FOUND YOU!!!!!
>>>>>>>ICARUS HAS FOUND YOU!!!!!
>>>>>>>>ICARUS HAS FOUND YOU!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>ICARUS HAS FOUND YOU!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>>>RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>>RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!!!
>>RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!!!
>RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!!!
RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!!!

>>18162789
Dude what

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>>18162772
This isnt fun OP.
This is calling massage.

>>18162789
That's the largest meme arrow I've ever seen.

Illuminati? Alien construction?

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Looks like the skeleton illuminati have hacked your friend's email address and are sending subliminal gangstalking messages.

[spoiler]It's just an older spambot trying to shitpost effectively enough to bypass the filter, and it actually worked this time. Either embedded images/HTML were stripped out by the server's antispam, rendering the email pointless, or the spammer is a fucking retard and forgot to actually add in whatever they're advertising. Yes, I've literally seen [CONTENT][WEBSITE_LINK] show up in spam.[/spoiler]

>>18162888
Nice trips anon, but thats not just some spam.

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>>18162898
Sorry bro, trips don't lie. Alternatively OP could provide the email headers, but seeing as he took A PHOTO OF HIS FUCKING MONITOR I'm going to say this is gullible incompetence of the highest degree.

>>18162915
Believe in that, I am not going to tell you.
I will tell OP if he want me to.

>>18162772
It's OK, the email was sent by an insurance agent. I just sent 20gbs of cp to them. They'll be fired and your friend will never hear from them again

>>18162772
oh and tell your friend to stop opening emails from random fucking people, what the fuck is wrong with you?? it's 2016

>>18162789
It saddens me that most people will not get this reference.

Dicks out for hara be

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>>18163042
You just go ahead and bask in the smug sense of satisfaction that you've played Deus Ex.