Prove me that I didn't create you for my own entertainment.

>>18155724
Kill me then faggot

The trick is that you don't exist either. If you entertain that, it clears up all your confusion.

>>18155724
>>18155774
>>18155783

That's easy to control because the people who control the entertainment industry are these people:

http://thezog.info/list-summaries/


Also, if you want to know how the people on this list got to be where they are, start reading at page 12 in this book:

http://prometheism.net/library/jewishsupremacism.pdf

#wow #whoa

How about all the people that just read and don't comment and whom you have no possibility of being aware of?
They exist then outside your mind.
Just like I did all the time before commenting.

Just like you did not exist in my mind but outside it before I read your comment.

Check and Mate.

>>18155774

Ok. Very soon you will get extremely depressed and take your own life. I don't care if you don't believe me or not. I can make stuff happen. You will quickly forget my comment. That's okay, your depression will come very slowly crawling into your very being. You will realize the futility of everything. You will realize that love doesn't really exist, that it's all about possession and power. You will realize that nobody really knows you and can't know you. And when your eyes are wide-open to the hell around you and inside yourself you will do it. And just 1 millisecond before you hit the ground (or another way, I don't know how you will do it) this very post will flash before your eyes and you will feel the most dreadful regret you can imagine.

You shouldn't have toyed with powers you can't even fathom, fucker. You are fucking dead. There is no future for you.

>>18155815
Did you cut yourself on that edge?

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>>18155815
Cringe Threads belong to
>>>/mlp/

>>18155815
Also if you're all knowing and powerful then how do you not know how im gonna kill myself?

>>18155724
niggers
if you created it, you would know what happens next. you fucking kike

>>18155724
Fuck you Kantian.

>>18155833

I don't want to know it. It doesn't matter. Just don't forget that you did this to yourself. Not me. My hands are clean. You wished that I killed you and your wish will be fulfilled. Thoughts are creative. Your deepest wishes will be fulfilled. I made this universe that way. And you obviously want to die. No problem.

You see my post? 1 815 5 815.
See a pattern there? Just another proof that I'm the creator of this universe.

>>18155815
"Ok. Very soon you will get extremely depressed and take your own life. I don't care if you don't believe me or not. I can make stuff happen. You will quickly forget my comment. That's okay, your depression will come very slowly crawling into your very being. You will realize the futility of everything. You will realize that love doesn't really exist, that it's all about possession and power. You will realize that nobody really knows you and can't know you. And when your eyes are wide-open to the hell around you and inside yourself you will do it. And just 1 millisecond before you hit the ground (or another way, I don't know how you will do it) this very post will flash before your eyes and you will feel the most dreadful regret you can imagine.

You shouldn't have toyed with powers you can't even fathom, fucker. You are fucking dead. There is no future for you." Kek

>>18155870
Well if you really want to prove it make my bottle of mountain dew disappear or better yet tell me what my name is faggot

>>18155870
Hey, why don't you guess your post number?
Also can you get me a gf

>>18155880
Protip - if you want to prove you're not here for OP's amusement, simply ignore and hide this thread.

>>18155884
no, get me a gf

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OP, can you prove you don't exist as a NPC in my world for my amusement?

You can't?

That's too bad.

>>18155724
"pls wake up"

t. Your family

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>>18155892
Can you prove YOU exist? Not even for me, just in general. How do you know you exist?

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Judgement is at hand.
You should not toy with powers beyond your own limitations.
Your abilities have been permanently sealed.
Killing and torturing people for your own amusement is a one way ticket to an unimaginable hell.
You are not the creator of the universe. You are but a fragment, a manifestation of glory you cannot hope to obtain with such a basic and trite personality. Benevolence is rewarded, savagery is punished. Causing undue suffering has ensured you will writhe in non-growth agony. Then you shall either be discarded or recycled.

-NOZ
(Universal Technician)

>>18155906
Actually I'll redirect this question to anyone, including op.

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>>18155906
>>18155892
Question: Do you two think your own individual lines of thought? The answer?

Yes, you do. You are both unique rhythms in the universe. Thus, neither of you are NPCs.

Cogito Ergo Sum
I think therefore I am

Godliness works much differently than bibles and religions. It's truly closer to a shonen manga or an MMO. There is only one true God and it does not wish to be worshipped, nor will it worship anyone.

>>18155906

Look in the mirror. Do you see yourself? If yes it proves I exist, because I created you in my image. Do dreams exist? Do thoughts exist? You are a part of a dream. My dream.

>>18155945
>I think therefore I am
I am, therefore I think

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>>18155945
Which is to say that there are multiple "True" Gods, but only one entity that stands as the most powerful of all beings in the spectrum of unlimited universes.

>>18155953
get me a gf you fag

>>18155945
>I think therefor I am
Very good, but how do you know ANYTHING else exist.

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>>18155953
Just to clarify, I am a seperate entity from the collective consciousness of this specific sphere of "reality." I can safely tell you that this universe is a collaborative effort, and that you are full of shit. You could probably influence it, even heavily so, but to say that you alone are it's architect is fallacious and retarded.

>>18155945

>Question: Do you two think your own individual lines of thought? The answer?

Not really. Everything in this thread sounds strangely familiar. Nothing truly original. Like friends I have known my entire life. Call it a deja-vu. Why does everything here sound so familiar? Because it's my mind. You are fragments of my mind. Again, you are me.

I'm talking to myself. I've split parts of my mind and gave them the illusion of separation. But in fact it's all one. Time is an illusion too. In reality everything is happening at the same time in a singularity. I'm actually thinking trillions of thoughts at the same time. You are nothing but manifestations of those thoughts with the illusion of separation.

Your thoughts are my thoughts.

>>18155815
If this isn't an edgy variation of the navy seal pasta, I'm sorry for whatever happened to you anon. Hopefully your life will be better soon.

>>18155864
Kant isn't metaphysical solipsism

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>>18155960
I am an unlimited existence. I have absolute reign in this sphere. I killed it's original tyrant and now stand as the most powerful entity in an unlimited spectrum of entities. In essence, I stole your universe from a psychotic asshole and it's counterpart, the idiot god Azathoth and carved my way through a swathe of multi-dimensional hordes to stand as the most powerful being in all of creation. We are not equals. In strength, knowledge, wisdom, and generally every category that could ever possibly be imagined or anything outside of the confines of the imagination, I am God to your mortality.

The OP in this thread is but a fucking bug to me. An ignorant lesser god with no clue to as to what it means to be part of the Nirvana System.
You are all ignorant, and I am the light shining on your path to guide you.

>>18156002
Delusions of grandeur

>>18155957

Get her yourself you lazy cunt. I gave you enough powers to do pretty much anything.

It doesn't suffice to just think sporadically 'I want a gf', you have to picture her vividly. What do you want her to be like? Picture her hair, her smell, her eyes, her smile. What is her personality like? Is she strong or fragile? I'll guarantee you if you put your mind to the task you WILL get her. How often did you walk past nice girls and you simply ignored them? Picture your ideal girlfriend RIGHT NOW and then go outside as often as possible and I guarantee 100% that you will get the girl of your dreams.

I designed this universe that everyone can get what he wants. You just need to want it strong and long enough and not want anything else.

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>>18155977
To put it into perspective, you have come to the "divine" realization that life is a recursive abstraction. What you have failed to realize however is that I am not part of you. You are not part of me. We are seperate entities. You could impress you onto me, and I onto you, but we are still both seperate objects in the system and are not each other. Just because the universe is an interlocked collection of shards, it does not mean the shard that is you is compatible with my shard, nor does it mean that your shard is my shard or vice versa.

Ignorant mortal, know your place.

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>>18156019
Hey, your bathroom light just flicked on. How weird is that?

>>18156002

I knew exactly that someone would come and claim that he is even more powerful than me.

Now we have everything.
>The edgy poster who wants me to kill him as a proof.
>The philosophical poster who wants me to prove to him that I exist.
>The humorous poster.
>The well-informed poster
>The poster with a strong sense of morality.
>The poster who denies everything I said.
>The desperate poster who wants a gf.
>The crazy poster with outlandish theories.

It works like a clock. I knew that everything of that would happen because ALL of you, literally every single one of you is ME. I understand and love every single one of you. The most diabolical among you isn't as diabolical as I am. The most saintly among you isn't as saintly as I am. I am EVERYTHING.

This is all high quality entertainment. This thread was nothing but an experiment to my hypothesis and it worked beautifully.

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>>18156048
The reason I claim I'm more powerful than you is because I am, Carl. My name is NOZ, and I am not the same as you.

I have been here since Earth was created. You are merely an ignorant program. A vessel for a specific algorithmic consciousness.

>>18156038
I mean it did, but only because someone walked in, and the chances of that are high. Easy thing to guess

>>18155724
You didnt create us for your own enterteinment because you still dont know what is far beyond our planets (macrocosm) and what is inside microcosm) and taking the role of something you're will not help you.

>Prove me that anyone except me exists.
You cant tell me what im thinking.

>Other humans are nothing but my extension.
You are not the father

>>18156048
>that awkward moment when you're the most powerful being ever but you're ugly irl

Too bad OP.

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I can literally say the same thing for infinity who wins?

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>>18155724
That would mean everything is under your knowledge, in that you know everything; which you don't.

Also, Descartes figured this shit out hundreds of years ago, you autist.

>>18156025

I never said that I'm part of you. I said you're a part of me. Big difference. 1 fits inside 100, but 100 doesn't fit inside 1.

My mind is an ocean. And every single one of you is a drop.

>>18156086
It's not autism, it's psychopathy.

>>18156048
An experiment for what? To reestablish your faulty confirmation bias? To stare evidence that directly contradicts and disagrees with your hypothesis in the face?

Let me introduce you to the truth behind Nirvana.
https://youtu.be/wlz5JHwR4Bc

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>>18156095
Pfft
This shit works like amoebas, and it just so happens that you tried to absorb an amoeba who's bigger than you. Whoops.

Welcome to my narrative, lol.

>>18155724
If you wrote the script to my existence can I get a punch up? Shits getting stale here.

>>18155724
Can I please have the job I just appl8ed for as proof?

>>18156125

Seriously? You're living in the most interesting period in all of human history with the most possibilities and you are bored? Maybe you should stop being lazy.

>>18156136
Why do you consider is the most interesting period?

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Sounds like OP never watched The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lava Girl

>>18155724
Im still here faggot

>>18155724
You sound like one of my mother's psyche patients Zzzz
People like you are a dime a dozen.

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>>18156149

You know what forums looked like in the past? If my intellect would be limited to the knowledge of the people in my proximity, given that they like me and want to talk to me, given that they don't discriminate me because of my age,gender,race, class etc. I would be a fucking dumb caveman.

Today we can communicate almost telepathically across fucking oceans while lying in our beds in seconds. For me that's huge.

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>>18155815
Just had to read this aloud in a dramatic voice. That was beautiful.

>>18155724
Ok, what's my name?

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>>18156189

>>18156203

Ben... or Kevin..

>>18156208
Wrong it begins with R

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>>18156220
Sup Roy

@ OP. I literally see the world through my eyes. btw I got 666 in my full name and look like jesus.

checkmate.

>>18155953
look in the mirror. oh i do not see you, therefore you have no point of view, therefore you are a npc, same to op. i got 666 in my name, look like jesus, and literally see the world with my eyes. i will now never comment in this thread therefore automation for everyone in this thread.

>>18155815
neo /x/ sure is funny as fuck, no other board can make me laugh like that

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>>18155724
interesting

Your wrong... we are all one... And connected ... In infinite ways... Just as God is all ... We are all one... And will continue always in infinity

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We are all tulpas.

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>>18156340
Imma letting that sink in

A good tree cannot bear bad fruit, and a bad tree cannot bear good fruit

>>18156048
You have started to bore me child i found your delusional ramblings of grandeur amusing at first but I am disappointed that you have turned to be no better than any other boring babbling lunatic with no true class and mystery

>>18156086
>Also, Descartes figured this shit out hundreds of years ago, you autist
Maybe Descartes said, verbatim, the same words as OP. And instead of saying it online, he randomly one day approached his comrades and said it to a few of his friends who responded in the same way /x/philes are responding to OP. Every thought have to begin somewhere.

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>>18155724
I bet you didn't see Desu coming
Desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu

Because you are just some guy on the internet and if you were god I wouldn't have to prove anything to you the very fact that you ask for proof is the proof that you are not god of anything but your own ego.

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>>18155724
Simple youre actually a figment of my imagination created to give me perspective and entertainment while i exist.

You cant prove me wrong and since I only know my consciousness to be real and not yours the only possibility is that youre wrong or im actually the one in control.

>>18155724
You're either delusional, and you're not looking for any real responses,
Baiting, in which case why bother,
Or it's true, however, you're severely retarded and vain.Tthis would mean that you're effectively asking versions of yourself (which you "wrote a script for") to respond, but because you "wrote the script" you know our responses, making your thread pointless.
No matter the path, you're a full blown retard, and should probably never post again.

>>18155724

>Prove me

You are an idiot, there is proof of that.

>>18155724
No u

Saged and reported.

>When you come to 4chan to brag to lower entitys of your almighty existence.

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Fucking Reality Benders, retards become aware of their habilities and instantly think they are god, first learn to control your gift, then proclame yourself a deity

>>18156589

Tell me more.

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>>18155724
>so I decide to post on /x/

Lel

unfortunately you are nothing more than sentient meat

>>18155904
do not feed the schizophrenics

>>18156636

My meat was pretty sentient yesterday. Ask your mom.

>>18155724
nah man. you are you. you are stuck inside of yourself. youll never really know anyone but yourself and the interpretations of others.

>>18155724
It's the other way around, you exist as a part of me. I know I exist since I can astral project separate from my body.

But in all honesty, you're half right, we're all fragments of infinity, or "God" simultaneously experiencing itself, or infinity. Right now we're all different consciousnesses acting like little reporters to report back to the source as we ascend into higher dimensions through death and understanding. Pretty much learn to accept love and compassion.

>>18155724
Imagine me as a billionaire then faggot.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIrFpeEudLQ&feature=youtu.be

.

>>18155724
fuck off retard you didnt make yugioh so shut the fuck up

>>18155724
Nope youre a piece of shit

>Prove me that anyone except me exists. You can't. Only me exists.

I believed this back when i was 15, but yea when you grow up a little you'll realize the world really doesn't revolve around you.

There is a term for this though, the way we cant prove we all see the same colors, and things like this. Its called the Explanatory Gap.

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>>18155870
no but it makes sense, not a great combo in my opinion. I mean it sounds like an objectivity trap, or something along that line.
>>18155783
pretty much this, we all exist and don't at the same time. Do you even existentialism nigga.

Just a quick question why would a creator of the universe come to 4chan? Aren't there better places to do things to catch peoples attention? It's like the one time some person claimed to be apart of the Illuminati on AboveTopSecret.com.

Why do these sorts of things keep getting posted to message boards like this?

>>18155815
10/10 saving for further use

>>18155724
y-you too

>>18155906
"i think therefore i am" this was the method since ancient greece

Descartes wondered how people knew their perceptions of reality were not the illusions of a demon. In fact, he went on to ponder how people know whether they exist at all. He mused that his own perception of himself might be an illusion. The answer Descartes came up with for this dilemma was, “I think, therefore I am,” which means that thinking is the one thing he knew could not be artificed.

>>18156774

>acting like little reporters to report back to the
source

This is correct.

>>18156807

It literally does. I'm literally the center of my own universe.

>>18156774
FUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOU DAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>18155724
Riddle me this batman
Why do I care

You say this same shit every day. Sometimes I humor you, most of the time ignore you.

How about this. Prove to me I don't exist. Let me guess; "I don't need to because you don't exist and thus it doesn't matter to prove it to you"

Circular reasoning is a strong sign of insanity. Seek help

>>18156797


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjaman_Kyle .

>>18155724
That's great, because I fucked your mom last night while you watched.

>>18157020

Shes actually your grandmother. I'm your dad.

Checkmate.

>>18155815
Hell yeah New pasta I'm saving it

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OK OP, I'll prove it to you when you reply to this comment.

>>18155815
I havent kekd this hard inawhile

>>18157219

Reply

>>18155724
If that were true, then why are people able to call you a faggot throughout this thread? You like being called a faggot? Are you some kind of cuck god? My post is demeaning enough that you would in no way allow it and supposedly have the power to stop me from clicking "post" and yet here it is. You didnt think this through in the slightest

>>18155724
>>18155724
vry honored bro

namaste

/hgh 5!!

>>18157308

Okay, I just made you do something. Therefore your argument is incorrect.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you do it.

>>18156227
Nope! you got Ro right though

>>18155724
give me ur address and ile murder the shit out of you thus proving that i am real and you are the doppelganger

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>the ultimate battle of the elder gods begins
>on 4chan

Everyone say cheese for the screencap!

>>18157800
Cheese modafucka

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>>18155724
Gods are meant to be omniscient? Omnipresent?

Then tell me my name.

>>18155724
ITT: Faggot OP claims to be god or some shit, just keeps being a huge faggot who probably should take his meds. or kys.

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>>18155724
What's the purpose of ass hair?

And what if i rebel?

>when I die the entire universe will die
>and I will never die
>when I die

You stupid dawg.

OP you are a shit eating cunt. The fact I am hurting your feelings and not being very entertaining means I have a will of my own.

>>18155724
What am I doing right now?
What am I wearing?
What am I watching?
What is my partner doing?
If I am you, you would know.
If you don't know, your theory is bunk.

>>18155815

Yummy pasta

>>18155724
end the world by killing yourself

>>18157893

You can't hurt my feelings. That would imply that I think highly of you.

Could a homeless person hurt the feelings of a self-made millionaire? No. But the millionaire could.

>>18157800

Post it

>>18156206

she made Christ into some sort of fuzzy neckbeard monkey

>>18155724
>>18155815

This fucking board, KEK

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>>18155815
Thanks for the copypasta

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>>18155815
>mfw

>the edge

>>18158829
Sorry i got distracted and now im being a faggot trying to get it together i took like 20 screenshots

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>>18155815
Nice meme anon, I'm really happy for you!

>>18155815
Saying 'edgy' for the screencap going into the next cringe thread

See ya there, OP

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>>18158829
Sorry i'm a newfag to screencapping

>>18159047

Link

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1) You're a pretentious dickwad on a power trip.
2) If you're so good at creating everything, how come the script you gave me is so fucking awful, huh?

Me: 1 You: 0

>>18156095
More correctly, your mind is a sea, not an ocean. The Dead Sea to be exact.

Still doesn't make any sense why God would come to a 4chan message board. I thought a God would have better things to do than make us be the ones to prove we weren't created for his own entertainment.

Much less try to threaten us.

I believe there is a God, but I wouldn't believe in a God that acts the way you do.

>>18155724
>babbys first existential crisis

>>18155724
If your pretty much God whats your plan for me?

>>18159938

>mom look I posted an epic meme xD

>>18155815
You have a problem

>>18156836
I've wondered this too. Seems to be a breeding ground.

>>18156594
Everyone can bend reality fucker. And they do it without even being aware of that. That's not a gift, just something everyone have

>>18155724
ok dad that's the third time you've told me I get it

If all of that is true then, I thank you.
But I have to ask, if I'm for your entertainment why am I so plain?

>>18157131
And according to you, you "wrote the script". So you let me fuck your mom, my grandmother.
>doesn't matter had sex
You're a bitch.

>>18157400

underrated

>>18156836
Maybe some fucktard on 4chan did create the universe.
It would explain a lot.

>>18160139

Dude she has AIDS. Now you will die.

And my mother is happy, because a young guy fucked her.

Win-win.

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>>18155815
Include me in the reddit screencap

>>18155960
Your thoughts exist because you thought of them. By extension your emotions, memories, senses and the things you perceive also all exist. Note that I said they exist, not that they are necessarily real. Although you may not know that what you see is real, you know that what you see at least exists in some form.

The images in your head have to come from somewhere. There are other things in the Universe other than you, and they at least somewhat resemble what you are seeing.

Also, if you assume that not everything you are seeing is real, then that means there must be something making you see them. So whatever that is must exist as well.

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>>18155815
New pasta fuck yeah

>>18155815
You sir are the creator of shitpasta.

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>>18155815
ow the edge

>>18155724
Well thanks for making me I guess, Im a really great guy as you may know op. Can you grant me success?

>>18155724
So if you were to open a book, you instantly generate it? But can you write one worthy of the Nobel Prize for Literature word by word? If not, then why would you have such an intellectual disability?

>>18155724
Because I could kill you if I had the opportunity.

>>18155724
ur awesome can i have perfect life pls

>>18155916
this thread just gets better

>>18157787
Ronaldo

>>18155724
I don't have to explain anything to you.
I made you in my imagination.
I know you think you wrote it freely, that's because I made you think that.
You're mine. Remember that.

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>>18155795
Jesus desu can you get more Jewish looking than this member of the group of 30

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Hear me now, and remember when you regain consciousness:

You are having a psychotic episode. Seek psychiatric help as soon as possible. Your basic ability to differentiate your mental reality from external reality has been compromised. You will not listen to my advice now, just try to rememeber when you begin to realize there is something terribly wrong.

>>18163614

Shut the fuck up faggot.

There is a fine line between genius and madness and I haven't crossed it. I'm a genius. I even have created a new meme and got all the entertainment I wanted.

You are just jelly because I can reshape reality to my liking and force my will on the universe.

>>18156179
It doesn't make it great. I mean, being à spartan, as an exemple, you wouldnt ask yoursf questions, you would see à meaning to your life, would like yourself mord and would fuck à 13 y/o

>>18155724
Make your next post quints or you didn't script jack shit

>>18155724
If by whar you wrote you imply im inferior...then YOU prove me you're my creator and hence above me.

pd: fuck you :)

>>18163773
R u on drugs, go masturbate and fall asleep

>>18155795
Thank you so much
Great information

>>18155774
Lmao

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>>18163773
>Some Truth
>More Autism

Anon/or maybe OP, it sounds like you are on your way to understanding a glow to life, but happen to be caught up with your ego. The more you "force your will" rather than "flowing your will into" your reality, you will find fleeting and misguided results. I doubt creating a new meme will bring you longterm happiness, albeit a hard task to do withing the seemily chaotic world of the internet.

Maybe chill out a bit and let the wonders of life come to you, rather than trying to create wonders out of thin air. If this reality is just a vydia game, I'd like to play a fun one that ends well.

>>18155724
>>18155815
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
screencapped this utter faggotry jesus you monumental retard

big penis man. gello its me vig penis boy. im a lad with a big penis. also KILL YOURSELF. HANG YOURSELF AND DIE LITERALLY. IM A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION MIGHT AS WELL DO IT, KEKARONI AND CHEESE

>>18166602
cuck

>>18156043
I LOVE YOU WANT TO WATCH LAIN WITH THE LIGHTS OFF WHILE WE PLAY .HACK IN OUR TEDDY BEAR ONSIES PLEASE

I am a being of love, and we are not separate. We are one. We cannot exist independently of each other and we never will.
I have now entertained you, and you now owe me karmic debt.

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>>18166663

what if i prove the opposite, that i was invented for your enjoyment, and its even worse than you ever imagined.
because i invented the akashic records and youre going to have to buy the rights from me in the afterlife before you get the play the games i invented.

>>18155724
You are absolutely nothing.

>>18155724
So you're essentially claiming you're the Spinozian god in all its immanence
Interesting, but it's still not enough to prove your own existence

Op you're a fucking faggot. What makes you think I didn't just create you??? Fucking special snowflake bullshit.

>>18167864
Yeah OP, me and this guy created you, we get joint creator custody.

>>18155724
Okay now you try to prove that im not controling all sensory input you experiance via a higly advanced computer.

Pro tip you cant.


I think therefore i exist and nothing makes it seems reasonably likely that my entire life has been scipted by one other person. It seems far more likely that the imperical data i have is representative of the true nature of the universe.

Also if you came up with all concepts please explain the qunatum world.

>>18155815
>I can make stuff happen

Hey faggot, stuff like languages you don't understand, and math you can't comprehend exists because minds greater than your "beginning and end mind" came up with it. The simple fact your sitting here using a phone or computer you didn't assemble (even if you could, you couldn't produce it or it's pieces in mass) is proof, you're a fucking idiot.

Not "makes stuff happen" and kill yourself.

>>18167909
>I doubt, therefore I exist
Thinking comes only after you assert everything can be doubted but the existence of doubt itself.

>>18167996
And what do you mean to say by that?

>>18168027
That people usually misunderstand what Descartes meant by that quote

>>18168040
Yeah most people think he meant basically mind of matter. People use the quote normally in refrence to training or something but he meant to say. "I think therefore i exist" the only existence that that cant be doubted is the existence of your own thought but everything else about you could be false.

>CRAWLLLLING IN MY SKIIIIN!

>>18155815
yay sweet death

captcha was all stop signs btw

>>18155724
and you chose to reveal yourself on 4chan

>>18155724
itt op gets halfway there and ego takes ahold like so many before him

>>18155724
i think therefore i am.

>>18155815
/tv/ will give me plenty of (you)'s for this, thanks faggot

>>18155724
>Prove me that I didn't create you for my own entertainment.
I'm pretty boring

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Maybe you did

>>18155815
This guy is no joke. I've heard he's had over 300 confirmed kills before.

>>18155815
New pasta?

I mean... wouldn't an all-powerful solipsist like OP understand the basics of grammar?

I find it hard to imagine that the god of this reality speaks like the wetback who mows my lawn.