I'm new to /x/ and I know this may sound like a tumblr blog

Take lonely heart drivel to: >>>/adv/

Happy birthday, OP.

But, this is a place where you are better off finding that which you seek rather than having someone give it to you.

There's always a finder's fee, unless you find it yourself.

Fare travels.

Rule #1: Stop giving a shit. Just stop. Your life would be so much easier if you didn't care about anything.
Rule #2: Deal with your mortality. Death is real, and ignoring it doesn't help anything. You are going to die one day. One day, you will exist, and the next you won't. Same goes for everyone else, so tough up and deal with it bitch.
Rule #3: Finding a life partner is a privilege. Not a right, not a requirement. It's just the optional whipped cream on the pie that is life.
Rule #4: So fucking what if you're not super rich and famous? You have a home. Food. Water. And, if you have a computer with access to the internet, all-but infinite entertainment. I'd say you're doing ok.
Rule #5: So what if you're job is hard? Everything that's worth it is hard. You want money? Work. Nothing in life is free.
Rule #6: A loved one died? So? Everyone dies. Shit happens. Cry about it a little, I get it, they're gone. But there's nothing you can do, and shit like that is par for the course.
There, now your a functioning "happy" human being you sorry sack of shit.

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Here ya go, OP. I sent you a friendly ghost to bring you good luck. Her name is Jill. You can talk to her, too, if you want. She's not spooky unless you want her to be, lol.

Anyway, hope your birthday gets better! They can't all be Sega Genesis birthdays! :3

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No succubi allowed

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