Let's talk about the Red Dragon. Discovered in the Jerusalem

>>18147372
>ITT xian roleplay

>>18147372
Heard of this magic book.
Why would the Vatican hide a Satanic book.

In his younger days as a struggling student at Miskatonic University, the young Reverend Verthaine the Goth had to endure the daily taunts and barbs of his Inter-Dimensional Summonings professor Dr. Hellbreath, an avowed Satanist. Dr. Hellbreath would constantly berate Rev. Verthaine on his love of ERIS. The Professor would constantly tell him that Satan is more powerful that ERIS, and that black magick is far superior to chaos magick. After enduring an entire semester of such abuse, our young Verthaine had decided he had had enough. After a particularly nasty tirade against Discordian magick by Dr. Hellbreath, the young Verthaine stood up, held a golden apple in his hand and said that he could counter any spell the Professor could throw at him. As a hush fell upon the lecture hall, the professor chuckled and produced a worn copy of the accursed NECRONOMICON, and proceeded to draw some archaic symbols on the floor. He spoke words long forgotten, and the air shimmered above the lecture hall. The air began to stink of raw sewage, but still the professor chanted. A rip began to form in the Time-Space Continuum. As the professor was about to speak the final sentences that would release the Lovecraftian horror and seal Verthaine's doom, the good Reverend looked at the apple in his hand, folded up the chair he was sitting on, and tossed it at the professor's head. The professor was just about to say the final words freeing the ancient eldritch horror from the protective sigil he created when the flying chair connected, knocking him out. And after the Inter-dimensional horror (angered that it was prevented from truly entering our realm due to the unconsciousness of the professor) dragged the unfortunate Dr. Hellbreath back into it hellish netherworld, the young Verthaine took a bite out of the golden apple, placed it on the late professors desk, lit a joint and said: "Spell countered."

>>18149320
don't be a faggot. OP make this a general Vatican secrets/artifacts library thread maybe?

vatican is built over an ancient super-volcano

>>18147382
So as not to let it circulate

Vatican is evil.

>>18149320
god, you are such a faggot.