> 3am > this comes on > what do https://www.youtub

What do you mean what do? The instructions on the video were pretty clear.

>>18147331
Yeah man. The instructions were pretty clear.

I'd follow the instructions, what would you do?

>>18147331
Well obviously I would go outside in my underwear with a plate of cookies the second I heard a knock because I'm a very hospitable person and I like everyone near me to be happy all the time! I would leave all my lights on and play really loud music because I haven't had a party in quite a long while!

>>18147331
wake up from the dream, the US gov is never that concerned with citizens or that competent

>>18147331
time to loot

Turn off the tv and go back to sleep.

3 AM is too early for that shit.

>>18147331
I would have to tranquilize the dog to actually maintain any form of silence.

i grab the 9 next to my bed and click delete on my self

>>18147331
Go back to sleep. I'm alone in the house anyhow and a quiet sleeper so it's the best way to follow those instructions.

>>18147331
Exactly what it says. I feel like this will be the one time you actually can trust the government.

>>18147470
You would probably save a lot of people by being a big distraction for whatever it was

>>18147476
They'd probably just add a new tax for us the next day called "otherworldly threats defense" or some bullshit.

>>18147331
I'd cut the TV and barricade my house.. I keep heavy furniture by entryways because I'm paranoid.. Grab my shotty and my mag and baracade each doorway going back to my room and duck off in my closet. Rig up some trigger between the door and the shotty, to take out whatever might try to open the door.. Try to sleep. Have my phone on and silent in case of an all clear. If no all clear in two days, take myself out

>>18147331
> what do

fap
emergencies get me hard

Immediately question the scenario, the government NEVER knows what the hell is going on, so the safest place to be is anywhere but cowering in the dark in your home so they can pick each family off one at a time. I'll take my chances outside, armed to the teeth.

>>18150065
Top jej

Try to follow the instructions and end up getting my soul eaten anyways because of either a heart attack or an emotional breakdown that would make noise.

>>18147331
I Chromecasted this shit in my dad's TV and he thought it was real and asked me if I'm seeing this lmfao.

i stop to search about everything of you i promise.

>>18147331
>Don't look at the ceiling

NOPE

>>18147476
>implying the govt would ever allow a mineshaft gap to emerge

>>18147331
>> 3am
>> this comes on
>> what do

Go take a BIG shit, I don't care what planet your from, you're not going to like what you smell, hell I won't even flush it, I'll keep it as a bioweapon just in case I got to fling it.

"We come in peace"...."Splat"

>>18147331
Can we take a moment to appreciate how this is pretty much perfect horror writing?

>establish unknown threat
>establish rules for survival
>progressively undermine rules

If only horror-movie writers understood this.

proably lock myself in my closet with my knife and phone

>>18147331
stick a peeled banana up my ass

Drink zzzquil till I pass out

> cant answer knocks
> cant look at ceiling
> can't look at mirrors

Come at me moon presence

>>18150662
These sorts of videos never cease to put me on edge.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw_HKzo9Ync

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>>18151593
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV0I-iA5lJU

>>18150230
Yeah mate the safest thing to do is to get you and your family outside running around with guns panicking like idiots when the atomic bomb goes off over your city

>>18147331
What kind of threat would inspire such instruction? Some sort of Darpa interdimensional fuckup?

Go back to sleep.

>>18150065
Well, maybe if this time people won't be stingy and actually someone will force them to drop some cash, XCOM initiative will work, instead of poor fags who are to supposedly protect whole planet not having even enough cash to build several decent bases staffed with platoons of quality soldiers, having to make do instead with bunch of muscled spastics.

>>18151593
This kind of stuff is good till people step over certain line, add personal touches to messages to ramp up the horror but break suspension of disbelief instead. The whole video would be much better if it'd end at "it's in the light" bit.

>>18151766

Did I not mention that we'll be yelling like loons, dressed all in black, tapping on windows and knocking on doors?

>>18150178
you can't even spell barricade properly consecutively, how are you gonna rig a door with a shotgun

>>18147331
I'd do exactly wtf was said with the inclusion of a change of underpants.

>>18147331
i live in a giant city, not much i can do!

>>18153228
Barricade the door with shotguns in a geometric positioning that when the door opens they'll all fall on each others triggers and fire into as many directions as possible

>>18151766
>mate
instantly lose any credibility.

Grab plate carrier and AR-15, hide it under outerwear, go innawoods

>>18151766
If it's an atomic bomb, you won't be safe at home, either.

>>18148231
I have four dogs. So if anything moves outside they will bark and then I'll die by whatever I'm supposed to be hiding from. Oh well, love my dogs would rather go out with them by my side than leave them outside alone.

>>18148183
I don't even have a tv in my bedroom. I'd just sleep through the broadcast and then wake up at 5:30 am for work.

>>18150178
How would you know when it's safe though?.. I think it said turn off all electronics and ignore any outside noises or attempts at contact. So you would never know if it's normal people telling you it's safe or whatever your supposed to be hiding from.
Paranoia sets in...

>>18150260
Immediately looks up at ceiling... Well fuck.

>>18150770
How do you know it's safe once you wake up? It didn't say it just lasts till daylight. I'd be too scared to ever leave my house. Ignore outside noise/ attempts at contact. "Anon, is safe. Come out now it's all over" they're coming to fucking get me man.

idk, life was kinda fun I guess were fucked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJiMlgvygvc

>>18147331
Wow this message was actually pretty spooky to imagine, and I am really hard to spook.

>3am
>OP was not a fag

I have a question, what could possibly be happening as to why the government would send out this message? What is out there?

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>>18154296
That's a good question. Perhaps this video will clear something out:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw_HKzo9Ync

>>18150178
"Stay absolutely quite" and you're going to start blasting your shotgun in the middle of the night? You better have enough ammo friendo

>>18150260
I know this is a paranormal board but that part ruined it for me. An actual invasion or nuclear event scares me way more than some weird faggot ghost climbing on my ceiling

>>18154363
Wtf, so what's going on? It's just beating around the Bush, alien invasion? If yes, just say so.

>>18154598
It doesn't even say what's outside faggot, what do you think is outside?
>>18154607
How do you know it's a ghost?

>>18154598
More for the sense of security to sleep

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>>18147331

>>18154758
>How do you know it's a ghost?
Well, you're every day run of the mills faggots aren't translucent and typically don't crawl on you're ceiling.

Do you live in NC? Because that was probably just a warning that the Black Lies Matter riots were getting out of hand and you should practice "stand your ground".

Blindfold myself so I won't accidentally look at the ceilings or windows or mirrors
Then I'll cover all the mirrors, make sure my blinds are all shut
Wank to lower my anxiety levels and wait for the all clear

>>18147331
say "пpивeт дpyг. нacлaждaтьcя вoдкoй и cлyшaть нoмep oдин тpaнc-мyзыкy c пoддeльнoй экcтaзa co мнoй ."

>>18147331
How would one go about making something like this?

Seems like a lot of fun.

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>>18154363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdyknT4uchM

>watching this
>pc BSODs literally right when the car footage stops

This was five minutes ago and I still have goosebumps.

>>18150615
they may not have noses though. and if they're aliens they'd probably wear masks or something, in case we had biochemical weapons

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Grab rifle go innawoods

>>18156150
You don't know what it is yet? I really hate these kind of videos because they aren't clear, is it a ghost, aliens, niggers, or invasion by china?

>>18156293
Channel 58 seems to be mostly about a "Moon Entity" that is trying to take over earth in some fashion.

>>18155096
>He doesn't know about the ceiling sodomy cult

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>>18151820
i do fucking love you (no homo)

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>>18156293
In most happening scenarios including the ones you listed my reaction is grab rifle and go innawoods...

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>>18147331
Go about my normal business, not giving a single fuck for as long as humanly possible. Suicide by occult shit beyond human comprehension sounds like a badass way to go. Possibly resulting in eternal torment, but still.
>Pic psudo-related i guess?

>>18147331
>>18147367
>>18147397

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>>18155294
>The villain of the video is a fucking skeleton

>>18147331

These go off in my town every time there's a storm. You get used to it.

>>18158096
Do you have a procedure? What weapons do you use to defend yourself?

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>Don't look at the ceiling
>mfw I sleep on my back, facing up
Welp, it's been a good run.
Later, haters.