how does one open up dialogue with an extraterrestrial? specifically,

>>18143387
lsd
psylocibin
dmt
salvia divinorum
mescaline

Get real angry and hiss, they'll pick up your energy.

Write a letter to the Clinton Foundation.

>>18143387
https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

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>>18143421
>>18143431

>>18143387
Always be good, pray to be of assistance. We save everyone pure of heart

>>18143387
Open up your ass.

Go outside at night, pull your pants down and aim your bare ass at the sky. Make sure to wink your pucker to make it extra alluring.

Aliens can't resist the offering of ass, you'll be abducted in no time.

>>18143453
Why do they like ass, is it the smell, is it the moist hole, are they all gay? So many questions.

>>18143495
Everything comes down to poo.

>>18143387
Meditation is crucial. Communicating with someone who wont stop thinking is hard. Listen!

>>18143513
I meditate and channel right between awake and sleep. You can enhance this in this moment. I have channeled and heard the spirits this way a few times before, including reptillian one, and it wanted me, but there is a wall with only one door between them and us.

>>18143528
There are no walls between us, we share a common divinity. We are united through the all pervading essence of God

>>18143545
Not really, fallen ones will be cast outside that golden wall. Aliens, reptilians to be more specific are bound insede a dimension just like all different knows aliens/deities.

>>18143561
All is God

>>18143584
If all is god why is there so many devided and hateful people.

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>>18143495
it's because they come from the outer RIM of the galaxy

>>18143513
Listen to what?

The inner ramblings of my mind? I don't think theres a reptilian in there.

>>18143626
Why is there dissonance in a symphony?

>>18143631
Listen for the origins of thoughts

>>18143626
because God doesn't care, it just exists and, by existing, allows stuff (i.e. the universe) to happen
It doesn't have a plan, moral values or edict rules for you to follow, that's just cult stuff

>>18143630
can't let this horrible pun go unnoticed

>>18143387
Abaddon is an angel of 'the Lord'

You idiots.

>>18143387
call him on his phone at 4103962525. Ask for Frederick Grey.

>>18143495
>are they all gay
wut?

are you... assuming all aliens are biologically male by human standards, and that WOMAN DON'T LIKE BUTT SEX? what the fuck is up with you school brats not knowing about sex?

>>18145462
can confirm

>>18143528
What do you mean you do it in between awake and asleep? Because one time I was lying in bed really tired, and I closed my eyes but it was like I didn't. I picked up my phone again and started browsing 4chan, but I opened my eyes and my phone was still laying down and my door was further back to the left unlike how it was when my eyes were closed. It was extremely vivid.

>"fuck off space niggers. we're full"