So, are there spoops in my house, or am I a budding schizophrenic?

Well you've got two options. Shrink or priest. Pick whoever you find more likely to help.

>>18132030
They probably want to rip out your nervous system.

vibrations. the pseudo hallucinations are probably a result of stress or something.

>>18132030
do you live in florida

>>18132112
Yeah, I do.

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>>18132030
>hear a silent pst
>hear a silent
>hear
>silent
C'mon OP you aren't even trying

>>18132185
>Silent, not expressed aloud

Doesn't mean you can't hear it. Besides you understood what he meant anyways.

Best case: ignore it and it goes away

Worst case: it makes you more afraid, and it starts getting worse until it's not so small

Have you started to see moving shadows yet, or shadow-like silhouettes hiding in stereotypical places

>>18132048
>>18132199
>doesn't mean you can't hear it
That's exactly what it means you fucking retard.

>>18132214
Just pretend he used the word 'quiet'. It's not that serious.

>>18132214
Google the definition.

Go ahead, I'll wait. Actually, I'll do it for you.

si·lent
ˈsīlənt/

not expressed aloud.
"a silent prayer"

Have you ever actually ever read any book ever, or are you just one of those autistic fucks that takes everything 100% literally?

>>18132214
>being this fucking retarded

jesus son, I'm embarrassed for you.

American public schools I guess?

>>18132222
nice quads you autist

>>18132214
>>18132214
Haha, its funny because you're confusing -silent- with -silence-.

Silence is the total absence of sound. Something being silent doesn't mean it is unhearable.

I'm guessing you didn't finish high school.

>>18132222
>>18132226
>>18132241
Lowest iq board shows its colors.

>>18132284
>i don't know the difference between silent and silence

Yeah, you're right, it is.

>>18132222
Coming from an autistic fuck taking something literally.

My sides.

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>>18132301
Silent is the adjective
Silence is the noun
They mean the same thing you literal retard.

>>18132322
>>18132309
I'm sorry you can't figure this out on your own. Maybe one day you'll get your GED.

>>18132335
>gets BTFO
>thinks he won
Once again, the lowest iq board.

>>18132340
>Gets btfo numerous times
>makes the same point every time and thinks hes right

Yes, once again lowest iq board.

>>18132346
Since you're being such a huge faggot
http://www.macmillandictionary.com/us/thesaurus-category/american/silent-and-silence

>>18132353
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/silent

Since you're being such a huge faggot

>quiet

>>18132363
You literally just agreed with me

I apologize for the burden you must live with. I'm sure severe autism is extremely crippling.

>>18132373
You were literally agreeing with me the whole time, you're just too dumb to realize.

>>18132419
Now you're literally parroting him. GG no re

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>>18132112
941?

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>>18132168
>play more Skynyrd
>drink more beer
>if you hear the noise over Simple Man, get your gun
>don't stop playing Skynyrd
tl;dr there's nothing in florida that can withstand a Van Zant Exorcism

>>18132301
Silent = not making a sound
Silence = what happens when you are silent

You are a retard.

>>18132419
>changing your stance so you seem less retarded
Nice try, but you're still a retard.