That feel when you hijack the Illuminati by using it's own

The Illuminati in North America was shattered about 10 years ago.

I was a rebel and lived. If you know how to deprogram someone, it really is that easy.

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>>18126859
you carefully insert the knife above their eye and prod around a bit until they seem nice and calm

It's really as simple as that

It's 100% legal, too

>>18126865
Lobotomies are only legal if done via electric shock.

Illuminati members are also 100% human on the 3rd dimensional plane. They are just genetically engineered and are animated by a human-hybridized soul.

>>18126865
Doesn't mean it's right faggot.

>>18126865
You actually program/deprogram someone via hypnosis, thank you.

>>18126876
Don't remind me, it was painful to realize that.

>>18126876
Oh yes even better, just burn out the bad parts with electricity

Have faith in God that he will guide the electricity and protect the sacred soul of you

>>18126888
The idea is that you kill the part of the brain that feels emotions. It grows back (kinda) after a while.

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>>18126830
Heh, roaches amirite?

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>>18126896
Oh that's interesting

Are there any studies you can link me to where I can read about it?

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>>18126901
I like to call them sissypods

Why do conspiracy theorists always use the Illuminati name for this sort of thing? The Bilderberg Group and similar groups of conspiring rich assholes have nothing to do with Weishaupt.

The Bavarian Illuminati haven't been around for centuries now and I'm fairly certain you're not talking about the sooper sekret OTO buttfucking Hermit degrees so I really don't get it.

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>>18126919
It's not just one group, genius. It's several groups of elitists who consider themselves "enlightened" and above the common man. They usually practice weird ancient mystery shit behind closed doors.

Or you could just shut the discussion down with the classic "lol the illuminati hasn't existed since the 19th century" schtick that you sheep love to use.

>>18126919
>>18126940
Well American Horror Story premeires tonight so I'm sure some of our questions will be answered then

>>18126830
>using it's own tools
>using it is own tools
Clearly, you're clever enough to do such a thing.

>>18126830
Using a powers own tools against it to defeat it at its own game.
>Egotistical, and inherently flawed. Such a power would just ignore or toy with the notion.
Go rp in >>>/trash/

>>18126949
You know you can use apostrophes to show possession, right?

>That shirt was Sheilas.
>wrong
>That shirt was Sheila's.
>correct

Now you've learned something. No need to thank me.

>>18126830
>>18126865
Schizophrenia is a bitch isn't it...? Take your meds, or you might have an "accident" like giving ur friend a lobotomy.

>>18126963
>Its: Possessive
>It's: Contraction of "It is"
Lern 2 english gud

>>18126963
It's is the shortened version of it is, you cock goblin, save the smug condescension for when you're actually right.

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>>18127028
You are so fucking dumb
Back to elementary school with you!

>>18127038
One of us needs more schooling, and it isn't me.
http://www.elearnenglishlanguage.com/blog/english-mistakes/its/

>>18126940
The term "Illuminati", especially when capitalised, has nothing to do with them though.

Also, to be honest, they wouldn't be elite if they weren't a cut above the common man. Take the indigo pill, friendo. ;^)

>>18126884
But what if they don't want to be hypnotized?

Gotta source of op?