Okay so I've been looking for this pasta for a while. I

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I've never seen OP's pasta, I am curious. Also, favorite greentext.

>>18109709
Thanks for that man. I love a good goatman/skinwalker/innawoods story.

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I have a shitload of spookynoodles, I'll start dumping.

>>18110410
Thanks for dumping, anon.

>>18110534
Not a problem friendo. I have more, will keep dumping if the thread gets more traffic.

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I'm not at work so I don't really have time to go through all the dumped pastas, but while on the lookout for OPs pasta does anyone have that Pasta about a dude who keeps seeing his friend after said friend dies? There's a description of the friend's face looking like an ill fitting Halloween mask and when he confronts the imposter the imposter says "So-n-So's dead, you idiot."

I wrote a creepypasta, wanna read it?

>>18110689
Post it, nigga

>>18110483
>dog in corn
>not corn dog
step it up

>>18110689
Post it, anon.

Ed Edd n Eddy Darker Days
Part 1

The day started like no other day, it was a beautiful day in the peach creek cul de sac in Peach Creek, Washington, just near Seattle and Seattle being close to the border and to Vancouver whick AKA cartoon studios is located which was the company that made the show. This is NOT A LOST EPISODE Creepypasta, this is simply something that happened in the EEnE universe. Eddy was in his room on his bed, he was wearing Zebra striped pyjamas, think of it like Too Cool's entrance and fighting attire from Wrestlemania 2000 (16) that happened April 2nd 2000 in Anaheim. Eddy stretched and yawned and scratched in peculiar places, "man, what a good sleep" said Eddy, "I'm gonna go shower mom!" he shouted. Eddy goes into the washroom and strips to his underwear, he brushes his teeth and gargles mouthwash. He puts shaving cream on his head and shaves it off, "dang, i look good" he says in his famous growly and gravely voice. He hops in the shower and turns on the water, after 20 minutes of showerin' May Kanker breaks the door down with an axe and flushes a toilet. "get that peepee nice and ready Eddy!" she yells, "Oh god no!" says Eddy. May jumps into the shower with a pair of pliers and begins to rip his pubic hair out piece by piece. Blood, very red blood spills out and his entrails soon follow.

Part 2
Double D is in his room creating one of his wacky dacky inventions for scams and jawbreakers and the possibility of being accepted by the cool kids. "oh my, the smell of leather is quite invigorating" says the brainiac, all of a sudden, his shelf breaks and all of his shit falls on his head. Bowling ball, microscope, and a water purator is one of the many things to fall on that head of his. When he woke up he was in the hospital next to a bloody Eddy with bandages all over his groin and pelvic area. "ohhh" groaned Eddy, "duhhh" groaned Edd. Double D had many bandages on his head with a splash of blood and brain fluids giving them a nice accent of gore. "I run and eat bugs" said double d slurring his words. "huh? Whadya talkin' about sockhead?" Eddy replied. "Joke's on you, my butt has a pimple!HAHAHA!" "Double D, yer freakin' me out! "Icing on the cake is skin on the Turkey"
Eddy, being freaked out, jumped out of bed, took out his IV, and jumped out a window. Glass shards sliced his wounds open and his scrotum was bleeding profusely. "Y'ouch!" he screamed, Double D was in bed still, he pissed himself and was watching a parody of care bears called friendly furries. "what's going through my ears? Evil space monkeys from New Orleans! My favorite movie. A bug in a rug is as snug as a... uhh.. Cow!" Double D, once smart and sophisticated, has now become retarded and useless. Forshame these unforseen circumstances, it has truly been darker days.

Part 3
One year later, Double D was still in the same bed in the same piss and poop stained sheets, Eddy comically disapered to Hollywood to become an actor, dispite the disability of his groin, he still wanted to be famous. The Kankers were taken away by child services after their mom's new boyfriend, Tyrone, was accused of molesting her daughters. He slipped his hand down their pants and fingered their pussies. He then fucked their tight preteen white trash pussies with his big black n*gger dick fresh from Ferguson, Missouri. He got snitched on by Jonny who was watching with plank. Kevin was camping with Nazz and they got lost and attacked by a grizzly. All they found was his red hat with blood on it. Rolf is still farming and working hard, he soon become a trucker at age 14 since he had a full beard by then.

Ed, sweet Ed, moved to Tennessee and missed all of his friends. He was to visit Double D but he got distracted by a beetle who he thought was a big bad beetleborg and ran after it. Double D had gotten fat. His orange shirt no longer fit him so he wore a slighty lighter orange shirt. His famous hat was ripped and you could finally see his head.

A lobster from planet neptune was controlling his thoughts and actions the entire time. "green is mean, brown is mellow, yellow flush it down! "hats are fat, but that causes stretchmarks ?" he said stupidly. He tried doing a science experiment but sneezed on it and called it complete. He tried reading a fancy book but got stuck at the word Banana. Double D was happy no matter what, he was a lovable oaf, he has become the new Ed. He took his birth certificate, burned it, and declared himself as Memphis Ed the Medicine man. He used syringes to kill his victims.
The End.
His first victim was Jimmy, he stabbed out his eyes with medicine and said "wheres god now faggot?" he then awooed and already shit himself. He ran on all fours with his medicine weapons and his lobster not too far behind. America was never the same, Memphis Ed Medicine Man went down in history as the world's most dangerous serial killer. He is still on the loose and YOU could be next! Truly, Americans are experiencing darker days.

>>18110416
Have any more spoops from Asia? I find em real cool.

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Bumpin

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What the living shit is this bullshit, this is like the banana of creepypastas

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>>18111795
Unfortunately no, but here's one in Ukraine.

>>18110483
This story always spoops me

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Anon who dumped all the greentexts here. I've got some OC that I just screenshotted from Microsoft Word like a faggot, but since we've already had some OC in here I'll go ahead and post it.

Part 1

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>>18112718
Bit of a weak ending, but I saved it nonetheless.

>>18113448
I have been planning on rewriting and expanding it for a while, when/if I do I'll post it here. Glad you enjoyed anon

>>18113836
I sure hope you do, I'd enjoy a refined version.

Anything else you can post in the meantime?
Lost my spooky folder about a year ago and haven't had a chance to full it back up until this thread.

>>18112654
The fact that someone wrote this, on the Trollpasta wiki it's under the category "serious, but sucks enough to be a troll" Fishstickonastick should read this story.

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>>18113862
Yeah I'll dump some more, I've got plenty.

>>18113961
Thank you very much.

>>18113905
You can't tell me what to do

>>18114032
Fuck you, go cry about your dog you little bitch.

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>>18114016
This is meant to be serious, right?

>12 posters
Samefagging should be disenfranchised.

>>18114051
fuck off idiot

>>18114070
Oh i'm sorry normie, hey it's saturday night, why aren't you drinking douchebag liquor like Smirnoff and fucking stacy,or are you afraid to get your neon green polo shirt or your backwards flatbrim fitted hat dirty?

>>18114051
>samefagging
>when someone's dumping
Are you fucking retarded?

>>18114143
That would still be considered samefagging

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My bad guys, lost power for a bit. Will dump a little bit more.

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Got a cunt-ton of skinwalker pastas so I'll dump some of those for anyone who's into that.

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Have any more of these from Blue? Reads almost like a short story and I doubt any of it is real but interesting nonetheless.

>>18114398
Yes, thanks.

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>>18114393
These are formatted so poorly.

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I hope you know Skinwalkers are clichéd trash, none of it is scary.

>>18114757
Post something better then, faggot.

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>>18114908
Something better than tales of suspicion, betrayal, shapeshifting monsters and unspeakable acts of violence?

>>18114922
Yeah.

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>>18114927

I have spoken to you of earthly things and you do not believe; how then will you believe if I speak of heavenly things?

>>18114935
Possibly.

>>18110441
gerrymandered?

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>>18114679
Nah, unfortunately. I've heard there are more but I haven't found them.

>>18109620
Op, the creppypasta you posted is my favorite one. Thank you.

So much samefagging

>>18117420
Stfu Jew ass nigger faggot I'll beat your ass try me like that again

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>>18111738
>get that pee pee nice and ready eddy

>>18117420
Yes, there is someone dumping. Good job Captain Obvious. Fuck off

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>>18114016
Fucking spooky

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>>18119220

Does anyone have that chat history of a supposedly immortal guy chatting with a bot? Can't find it in the wayback machine

>>18109620
Sorry OP, I all I have is a role reversal of what you asked for
https://youtu.be/sqyQMX4rwHs

>>18114092
Damn you're bitter, is Stacey the girl the friend zoned you? Do you need to cry?

>>18121925
He is the most bitter motherfucker I've seen on this site. He's under the impression that everyone around him is a normie Chad and he's such a poor, oppressed virgin victim who blames everyone else for his own problems. Even me, and I'm a friendless loser who makes creepypasta reviews for like 300 people on Youtube. He's also unreasonably obsessed with me and impersonates me on multiple boards and sees nothing wrong with that.