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you guys lied to me, there is no way to summon a demon. I tried

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you guys lied to me, there is no way to summon a demon. I tried to make a deal and sell my soul. the only thing i can think of is either i was lied to or saying that you want to sell your soul aloud doesnt work.
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>>18106062
That's pretty funny OP.
Did you forget the sigil?
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>>18106080
i dont know. i just sat down and said aloud
'i want to sell my soul'
'pls respond'
i dont know what i did wrong
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pls help me its important that i sell my soul
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Geezus...are you for real. You haven't realized its bullshit.
4chan for real knowledge and demon summoning...tulpas too LOL. Fucking retard
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OP there are many possibilities.

1. there are no such things as demons and everyone who says otherwise is insane or trolling.
2. it might be a slightly more complicated process than just sitting down and speaking aloud (go figure, all those giant volumes of symbols and old languages were written for a reason?)
3. you didn't in your heart believe it would work and you poisoned the ritual
4. you did summon a demon and can't tell the difference because a giant literal person with red skin and horns didn't physically appear in front of your face and speak calmly and clearly
5. you didn't actually try and you're a /b/tard trolling /x/ to see if anyone here will defend demon summoning

on the remote chance that you're actually serious, try reading some actual literature, study a little goetia, maybe spend a non-trivial amount of time meditating and improving your willpower and clarity of thought, and make a more serious attempt.
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>>18106080
>RPNPR
>SRNRS
Epic fucking fail.
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where are the admins closing threads when you need it?? This moronic one of a thread needs to be euthanized like ASAP!
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I hate summer.
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That's what you get for trying to sell your soul at a yard sale, OP.
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>>18106094
>Please respond
The demons were to busy laughing there ass's off. Don't bother trying they probably see you as too innocent to bother. Not that they care but they don't see how you can be of any use to them. Maybe try killing a few people and make a blood sacrifice and then now were talking..... Do it.
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