Looking for spooky stuff I can do at home to channel the /x/

bumping.

usually I browse /pol/ and /r9k/.

Is there a way to sacrifice an entire board in exchange for happenings?

>>18095406
idk but this drawing is pretty neat

Slice your cock in half and see it back up filled with salt. Use catgut thread so your dick just absorbs it. Santa will grant you one wish within reason of course.

>>18095418

M.C. Escher made a bunch of drawings like this one about the difficulty of transcending levels of existence.

The dragon is three-dimensional, but knows it's not in the real world. So the dragon figured out how to step out of its world into the next-higher level, as shown in the picture. Unfortunately no matter how many levels/dimensions up it goes (symbolized by the infinity sign), it's still stuck in the picture.

I put a big poster of this on my door to symbolize successfully leveling up (transcending the false-stuckness) whever I go outside.

>>18095415
simply notify the Normie's and they will devour it. Pretty soon you will hear of all sorts of ritualistic happening.

>>18095425

go to church pleb

I put legos in my dick when I was a kid (remember those long "antenna" pieces? got one way up there). do I get wishes for that?

>>18095584

Clinton tried that by calling out /pol/ in a speech a week ago.

Not working out too well for her...

>>18095591
But /pol/ is used to shills and Normies and knows how to get rid of them /x/ would be annihilated.

>>18095599

dubs for truth.

I'll send them to /mlp/

>>18095591
PEPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>18095584
Dont you get it yet?

WE ARE THE NORMIES NOW