Magick practitioners; Did you have this melancholy phase before

>>18094500
>I've got a friend
No you haven't.

>>18094511
Rude.

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>>18094500
fuck off yid
Magic doesn't real.

>>18094511
LOOK OUT FOR THE ROAST OF THE CENTURY HERE
OH MY GOD WHAT A ROAST
DAMN YOU SURE ROASTED THAT MAN
EXCUSE ME SIR, HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE THE KING OF ROAST

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>>18094500

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This is by far the most shit board of any chan. Post a topical thread, get jeered at and shitposted into 404. Literally why does a paranormal board exist if the response to every inquiry is that there's no such thing as the paranormal?

>>18094536
"As above, so below."

Apperiently, I might he the first person to carry this idea into the English-speaking tounge.

>>18094622
GTFO dicksplat!

>>18094622

To be spoopy. Also to be a role play fag. 4chan is 100% catering to weird fetishes and such

>>18094565
At least I don't lie to people about it. Hell, I've never even been able to hold a boy's hand in public before, but I am a furry and I have had sex with you.

A lot of unprotected sex, actually. Enough to abort about half a dozen of your children. No, I didn't go to a doctor because I have how to safely perform an abortion, myself.

> to the Christian faith on this board
You bled inside of me and that is probably the best blood that you have to use to please Moloch, btw.

Time isn't real, anyway. Just ask Sarah. ;-)

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>>18094649

>>18094622
because /x/ is actually for posting creepypasta/green text and talking about creepy/spooky things that are actually confirmed to be real as well as unsolved mysteries and the like
/x/ is not for manchildren and schizophrenics to roleplay on and pretend to be wizards

>>18094658

/x/ is what it is, autist. Your authority does not extend outside your head.

>>18094536
>wow a hexagram looks like a hexagram!
>jewish conspiracy confirmed

>>18094500
Yes. You need melancholy before you try out something that is called crazy by all outstanding. You need to be at a low point. Who else would give it a try?
Also I would say most magicans are lazy. Get improvements for your life with no effort. Try it out. It is for free.

>>18094658
If this isn't an rp board than why in the duck would there be an oc thread for character art

>>18094511


MIA

HOLY FUCK HAVE I MISSED YOU

When do you have a break from school next, so that we can hang out and smoke a bunch of crack together or whatever?

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>>18094658
> schizophrenic manchildren

*molests all of them*

Hey OP, neophyte here. I just found the same channel a few weeks ago, love it.

My theory is the melancholy is actually just depolarization. I feel those in the center naturally have an interest in magic as they are more open minded.

I'm a colossal faggot.

Can you add me on kik op? "Mashallahjongen"

>>18094500
>Melancholy state before learning about the occult
I still have melancholy state after learning about the occult

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>>18095217

You're trying too hard, Judas.

We both know that the only person you're gay for
is

me. :-)

>>18094500

The curse of the VIP room in Hell is lonliness. This "fire" of "meloncholy" is where there are soft rains, that fall within Hell.
It can be chilly, there. It can be uncomfortably warm.

I like to call it my home.
>not italian at all
>actuallymaximumevilguy

>>18094500
No.
That said, for some people, melancholia is symptomatic of not understanding their place in the world, what they want to do, who they want to be and so on. It's only natural that some people then look towards answers to those questions and then get into the occult. Pretty simple, but correlation proves not causation.

>>18094984

r u even fire aura bruh?

>>18095709
>>18094984

Refrain from being a white knight bitchmaid on this name for your own good thx

:^}

>>18095664
that

>>18094511
Rekt

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We yu gi oh now?

this whole thread is a fucking mess

>>18097376
bump

>>18095664
>correlation proves not causation
>correlation disproves causation
that uh... ok. how's peru this time of year?

>>18095747
you first, blackboy

>>18098330

Nah brah...

...I make bitches BEG for my dick!

>>18098556
>saying brah on canadian finger-painted porn board
>making bitches BEG for your dick
choose one.

>>18097370
No yu gi oh just thelemas

>>18099070

Plot-twist: I am the grand finger architect.

>>18100390

A regular rihanna.

if Gucci Mane had a baby with Rihanna they could call the kid "rihwop"