Hello guys well basically I have this friend who is legit convinced he talks to demons. I know i know you might already think its BS (it might) but the point is that the shit he tells me is creepy as shit. I'm an old /x/ fag so im pretty desensitized to alot of the spooks. But I swear he says some of the most twisted shit ever He claims he fucks this succubus and that demons ask to watch him and her fuck. I was wondering if maybe any of you were interested in a recording of a convo with him? Maybe post some questions you would like me to ask him. Ill post a recording of our call when i get some questions thanks hopefully we can get some spooks tonight.
>>18093070
How many licks does it really take to get to the center of a Tooties-Pop
>and don't just say "666 licks" because I doubt that, Mr. Demon sir.
>>18093070
Get him to make a video of the succubus fucking. Proof of demons in the flesh and 10/10 porn. Put that shit up on pornhub and get rich. Everyone wins.
>>18093070
Bump for interest, if true and not roleplay, ask him how it's possible for him to do those things and when did it first occurred.
>>18093098
you are such an unfunny fag holy shit
>>18093070
Ask the name of the demons
>>18093070
at what age did he start seeing them and when did he realize it wasnt normal
>>18093070
decribe them in detail
>>18093070
Demons are real, and they know and fear God.
Stay clear of them and be careful what, who you allow into your life and house.
>>18093070
redpill me
> proceeds to sing a song by the Eurythmics about an eagle that shits on a sunflower
>>18093087
Only 333, actually. It takes a long time and will hurt your tounge. Don't try it, kek
>>18093098
It already exists.
The only problem is that the video is like half an hour long and I am too lazy to upload thank. I did think that I put it on my Google cloud a while back, though... idk.
If you try hard enough and really want it, I might have a clipped version, somewhere...
>>18093366
Please, do upload. For scientific purposes
>>18093395
>18093098
Im having trouble recording the phone call
>>18093409
IDGAF about the phone call, just upload the porn asshole
>>18093108
Your mother likes him well enough.
Why so much samefaggotry though
>>18093952
Kek