What would you do if you actually met aliens? I'd probably

>>18078517
I would succ

Ask them if they serve our holy creator endlessness.

>>18078517
this one is not dead, this one has not been judged, this one judges

>>18078517
"Are you allergic to 45acp?"

>What would you do if you actually met aliens?

Shit bricks, same as the rest of you.

>>18078517
Formally declare war to troll the human race and get us all killed.

>>18078598

>hyper intelligent beings capable of traversing the galaxies

>listening to you

>>18078517
Get it drunk and take his ride ...cause I can't drive 55 .

if i was the first human to have alien contact, i would start by drawing up pythagoras theorem to let them understand that we are intelligent. i would then show them our labels for quantities (0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9), and some more math stuff. then i'd write down our alphabet and sound the letters, then we could hopefully start communicating somewhat. i'd alert the media then go down in history

>>18078606
>hyper intelligent beings capable of traversing the galaxies
>pick me as their tour guide when they could just explore and map our world themselves

Not so smart now are they?

Hey /x/ I want to ask something. Does anyone know about arcturians? A friend of mine started to be obsessed with them one day just like that.

>>18078652
That sounds like it would be fun. Could create a new language with THEiM using numbers. Maybe we could teach you how to incorporate base-10 into your culture. Oh wait we already did. Aliens is a discriminatory name btw.

>>18078752
The 4th master race. Anu's Angels.

>>18078763
Can you explain a bit further? He is like telling strange things. I mean, I'm not worried, I'm just curious. He says he's kinda like an ambassador. He says they're like incarnated angels or something like that.

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>>18078517
Awkwardly drop my pants to my ankles like its my first ever penis inspection day

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play music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrVDATvUitA

>>18078765
Well yes, basically. Master evolved and practically from Venus. But not women. (Perhaps called Wohym, idk. But then again I have no idea where I just found that word). Zealous feminists are the practical anti-thesis (see: Anti-Christ) for their arrival.

>>18078776
Now that you mention anti Christ (it's not even related I know) he says he's the incarnation of Lucifer.

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>>18078777
Any actual notable humans to look out for?

Also what about this pic?

>>18078777
Noice. The balls on that guy must be huuuge. Tell him I'm sorry I locked him out of my house for a bit.

>>18078793
The last president. I'd do everything that he/she seis.

>>18078606
Well they'd be pretty dumb not to avoid us. One of us would probably try to fuck one.

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>>18078517
>What would you do if you actually met aliens?

I would fling my feces at them as I howled and laughed.

>>18078794
I believed he has huge balls yes. All I'm telling you about him, he says on fb and stuff. He had arguments with a lot of people and he really is serious about what he says, he really believes it.

Thanks for answering the questions.

>>18078793
200% as real as anime.

Ask them if they would like some tap water

>>18078758
shut up spacenigger fuck off with that interplanetary correctness

>>18078814
That would actually be a great kindness.

>>18078758
About the discriminatory term, in japanese the word for "alien" is "uchuujin" which means "person from space". Perhaps you prefer that term.

>>18078652
So you would be a massive fedora tipper and get laughed at by extraterrestrial trans-dimensional beings who are possibly able to pick up concepts and thoughts straight out of your mind?

Well, played. Way to make us all look like raging faggots.

>>18078815
Naw m8. It's not like that. You can't eliminate base-12 if it's been embedded. All you have to do is overlay base-10 (or uh....'multiply' in leyman terms).

>>18078770
inb4 the frequencies you geocentrically consider to be "pleasant" are actually incredibly painful to them and they decide to skin you alive in return

>>18078821
That is a very beautiful word. The fact of why Alien is sometimes considered discriminatory is because it's mispronounced 99.99% of the time. Most of the words to describe us/them(you) can very well be dependent on the tone or prononounciation.

>>18078831
Or THEi makes you THINK you're being skinned alive. There's plenty of ways to do so.

>>18078842
You know, I can't decide whether you are crazy, very intelligent, or both. Or perhaps I'm the crazy one. I honestly don't know, but I like what you say.

>>18078846
I have multiple jobs that I work very hard at. And I don't get paid for most of the things I do (in a sense of how I'd like to). I mostly get paid in thoughts/words.

>>18078817
Not if they were those space niggers from that movie signs

>>18078850
Well, if I can help you with something tell me. Like I said, I like what you say.

>>18078851
Some would rather just drink beer or wine I suppose. But then again, there's tap water in beer and ground water in wine.

>>18078854
What are the initials of your full legal name?

I'd give you mine, but technically I don't have my own full legal name yet. My middle initial is M, though.

>>18078862
Ok, M. Mine would be AR.

>>18078825
what am i supposed to do then enlightened one

>>18078517
>>18078517
If you're in a populated area (urban/suburban/semi-rural with paved roads) during waking hours, you probably won't be the only one meeting them in this hypothetical scenario. If there's a crowd, some people will probably run, some might try to shoot them.

It's important to remember that in nature, prey-type animals (deer, rabbits) will run at any sign of a threat and predators tend to try to defend themselves. But the fight-or-flight model ignores a third option often displayed in nature, standing your ground. The best way to attempt communication is to stand calmly but confidently and make slow, friendly gestures like raising a hand to wave.

also
>>18078652
>I would start by drawing up pythagoras theorem to let them know we are intelligent

Pretty stupid to think an intelligent extraterrestrial species that's capable of space travel is going to show up on earth not already aware that we're using electronics and global satellite communication.

>pythagoras theorem
Enjoy 7th grade

>>18078889
Thanks.

>>18078904
I don't understand why you asked but thanks to you I guess

>>18078909
A realtime example for you of the importance of bartering

I would say you guys want to smoke a blunt

>>18078914
I'll give you a hint - The 3 letters we exchanged is a scrambled version of my first legal name.>>18078914

>>18078926
You're a random access memory?

>>18078517
>OP inadvertently starts a war because our drinks are poisonous to them

>>18078517
Deport them then make them build a wall between our two planets. Also, negotiate for favorable tax embargoes if possible.

>>18078517
"Yo, can you take me away from the rest of the insane people who are doing their damnedest to destroy themselves and the planet over petty shit like 'Who has the best invisible sky-man?' and things of that nature?"

>>18078989
So Much this.

I have nothing I'd do if met humans, why would the situation be somehow different with aliens?

>>18078517
try to communicate using basic math and trig because fuck, i doubt they speak english.

if they DO speak english try and flirt if they have genitals. i mean honestly even if i get space herpes or space aids how many people get to fuck an alien?

>>18078517
Alien pussy or gtfo

>>18078517
>"Uhhh, can you understand me?"
-Wait for response, if yes then.
>"What are you here for?"
-Wait for response, if not a bad reason
>"How do you reproduce?"
-Record explanation

Kick it in the space bollocks probably. Motherfucker comes round my ends trying probe mandem, we going to step to it, seen?

It doesn't matter what I'd say or do, they probably know enough about us already if they're revealing themselves.

>>18078517
I would ask to see their reproductive systems and only the best porn from their home world.

>>18078589
That's impossible, they paralyze your sphincter. You won't be shitting anything, my friend.

>>18080011
That's a relief. I'd be TOTES embarrassed if I had an accident while hanging out with some super cool space dudes. And I'd be so nervous, I just might lol!

Speaking of which, I don't see any zippers or anything on those guys' jumpsuits. And it's a one piece. And... there's no way they can fit their head through a collar that tight, is there?

Space sure is different.

Id ask if they knew the ayy lmao meme then walk away

>>18078517
kill

>>18078517

I'd ask for some meta-human supplements in exchange for a life-long alliance with them.

Tbqfh i would bow before them.

>>18078517
TELL THEM TO SAVE US BLACK PEOPLE

>>18078652
This guy is trying to look smart but he's just regurgitating something of an old infographic

I would sing.
Hopefully it will explode their noggins.

>>18080646
Yeah right. If they take all the black people then who will sell all the drugs and sip syzzurp through a straw? They should at least save us a couple.

Honestly? If I knew that I was the very first person to ever meet an alien?

I would call it a nigger. For such a monumental occasion in earth's history, I want to shit all over it because I hate this world.

Imagine the headlines
"Alien beams down from ship, is labeled a 'Nigger' instantly by local man to the being's confusion"

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>>18078517
tell him to gtfo earth

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>>18080677
space nigger would be better

it would be even funnier if they looked like niggers

>>18080681

Then they will tell you that they were here first.

And that you should respect your elders and ancestors.

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If say ayyyyy lmao

I wonder if ayy lmaos have music, art, etc. Most depictions show them as cold and calculated, not really the type for the arts.

>>18078806
>One of us would probably try to fuck one.
Who's to say they're not into that? Maybe that's the whole reason they came here.

>>18078894
>Pretty stupid to think an intelligent extraterrestrial species that's capable of space travel is going to show up on earth not already aware that we're using electronics and global satellite communication.
Or that the people they send down to actually interact with humans won't have taken the time to learn our languages, assuming they don't have telepathy or universal translators or something.

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>>18082877
It is best to communicate with metaphor.

Metaphor is the "universal translator."

>>18080647
>The "There's no chance aliens could ever look anything like us" meme
>The "Aliens will absolutely be atheists, because atheism is the inevitable conclusion any advanced people would make" meme
That "guide" sucks.

>>18081774
I imagine they would have various kinds of art, just like we do. You're right that aliens are often depicted as cold, detached, emotionless scientists, and I think that's probably wrong and just a fantasy of Earth's cold, detached, emotionless scientists who want to put themselves in the same category as "superior" beings by declaring that those beings would act and think like them.

>>18078517
After the initial shock wore off, my first concern would be to make sure they don't intend to harm me. Once that's settled, I'd probably just wonder why they wanted to meet me. I think I'd be relatively apathetic, honestly. I'm not really the type who would care to ask them about the scientific details of their technology, what they know about various outer space phenomena, or anything like that. I'm just not terribly interested in those things.

The only thing that would really interest me is if they were attractive female aliens who wanted me to be their exotic human boytoy. Otherwise, I'd probably politely tell them they should be talking to world leaders or something.

>>18082931
I guess I'd also be interested in their medicine, because I have some problems that humans can't do much for.

>>18082915
Yup.

Same with space hippies, particularly of the "Headier than Thou" variety.

Branding.

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>>18082939
I understand your feelings, anon.

>>18082949
>There are no conditions for which human doctors have no cure
>Anon must be talking about sex changes even though those have been a thing for years

>>18083011
Clearly your soul is male. A female soul would know that no amount of cosmetic alterations are sufficient. It's not about the finished product, anon. It's about the *process*. Lrn2TransGril

In other words "Yah, but much bone structures!"

And once they develop procedure for that, "Yah, but muh muscle densities!"

And once they develop a procedure for that, "Yah, but much nervous system!"

And once they develop a procedure for that,
"Yah, but much DNAs."

And once they develop a procedure for that...
etc., recursively. A woman is never satisfied with her appearance.

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>>18082905
hope they don't pick you, then. or any other faggot who'll make them think we don't understand evolution here.

>>18083101
Oh look, it's one of the people >>18082915 was talking about.

Ask em what their stance on BLM is, and then broadcast it for the world to see.

>>18083101
What is divergent evolution?

>>18078517
Ask them if they wouldn't mind dropping a few meteors in the oceans of the world for me so as to wipe out about 75% of the world population.

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>>18078517
Let me tell you about the jews........

>>18083536
You included

>>18083594
Nope.

Just the coastal fags...

>>18078517

Honestly and I've thought a lot about this, I'd probably try to communicate with them and document everything as I go to prove that I was the first person to ever encounter aliens so I could get rich and shit, but that's only if they weren't hostile, if they were I'd try and rape them, either way beacoup bucks for me, I'd go on Jimmy Kimmel and Letterman talking about fucking an alien species and the world would love me, they'd probably even give me a role in the next Seth Rogen stoner jewish brethren comedy.

>>18078517
if my dreams are any indication i will either
>pretend they aren't there and hope they think their invisibly cloaks are still working
>try to beat the shit out of them
>shit my pants and scream like a babby
really could go in any direction at this point.

>>18079378
>How do you reproduce?
u wan the fuk??
-Record hot alien action

>>18080647
>going through all this work when they'll likely be telepathic
ok

besides, won't they have monitored our species before intervening?
if you can't show that assumption, they'd laugh if they had a sense of humor

>this twat thinks we ayys dont watch them masturbate

>>18083613
But your ass rests from coast to coast too, mouthbreathing faggot.

>>18084107
Did the plastic men, women, and children watch as you caressed your exposed spine?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eii-UXpOvSs

>>18082904
But metaphors require language in the first place. Not only that, but they require context, or they're meaningless. Haven't you seen Darmok?

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>>18084117
>But metaphors require language in the first place.

Incorrect. Language is not necessary to communicate via metaphor. (Yet it can be expressed with language.) This is why it is the universal language.

I am familiar with that Star Trek episode. That episode was not about metaphors. They spoke with analogies, and analogies are just spoken language with imprecise definitions. Asian languages are a living example of a language system that evolved along these lines.

You have a very literal understanding of metaphor, but not a very metaphorical understanding of it.

I will try one more time to communicate with you what the meaning of a metaphor is. Look at the picture to upper left of this text. Does this picture relate to the words you have read in this post so far? If you had access this picture alone (no written language) could you infer some of the points I have made in this post with written language?

>>18078517
they have completely different mind set, dumb normie

I would try to fuck them.

>tfw making history with some sweet ayylmao pussy

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>>18078567
>can traverse universes/time/etc.
>still vulnerable to primitive kinetic weaponry

>>18078517
I'd personally try to communicate some sort of understanding through the power of molecules.

So yes, I would indeed ingest an 8th of shrooms with a grey while smoking copious amounts of cannabis, that is correct.
And don't even get started on the whole "drugs are disinfo", drugs and shrooms especially, is the purest form of knowledge the human mind can comprehend, and any who disagree is a literal fucking disinfo agent or just severely secluded and disillusioned as to what the real, objective world actually is.

dude take me to your leader
ayyy lambow

>>18078517

Find a cornfield and run their faces in it.

>>18084144
All I see is a guy playing chess with a robot. I guess I just don't get metaphors.

>>18084157
And you know this because...?

>>18084172
You're just as vulnerable to having a rock bashed into your skull as cavemen were thousands of years ago.

>>18078517
Attempt to show it that I know prime numbers I guess, don't get in its way, answer any questions it has to the best of my ability so that it can make informed decisions. Inquire about possibility of public contact.

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>>18084241
That is correct. You do not. This has been the primary challenge in communicating with Humans in this era.

When you think the S earch for E xtra T errestrial I ntelligence, you think of computer programmers, anti-social "sciency" types who are better at talking with computers than with other organisms. This is kind of funny, when you think about it. Isn't it?

In the event that during your lifetime it is called into serious question whether or not non-terrestrial life forms are attempting to communicate with someone in your circle, I hope that you will remember this little 4chan exchange we had. Find the person in your circle who is more artsy, and expresses detailed stories without using a single word. You don't need to be able to understand the language of metaphor to know who that is.

You're thinking of them right now, and chances are it's a female, isn't it? Remember this.

>>18084244

But would a post biological being with brain backups and weird nanotech regeneration. Plus it's friends might put us down

>>18084244
Ohyes. People simply have their brains bashed in with rocks, and get eaten by saber tooth tigers *all* the time these days.

>>18084278
That was an interesting exchange, and anyone with eye sto see knows your are correct.

Its not the word, or the image, its the thoughts attached to them.

>>18084282
You obviously never visited Detroit or Afghanistan. It's like that, well, sans the tigers.

>>18084279
>brain backups
That just means a computer program that thinks it's you gets to live your life.

>>18084282
It doesn't happen now because we're civilized, but if someone tried it, it would be just as effective. That's the point.

>>18078517
"So...come here often?"
Attack them while they roll their eyes
Jack spaceship
????
Profit

>>18084278
For fuck's sake, the "women are smarter" meme again? Forget it.

>>18084309
So, are you saying that civilization is an advanced technology that protects people from primitive attacks?

I agree.

>>18084311
Doesn't that prove that you have a bruised ego?

>>18084315
And now the "fragile male ego" meme? You're not even being creative.

>>18084315
Looks like someone threw away 4 years of their life and $100000 in a gender """studies""" program.

>>18084309
Ayy: hello earthling, we are a peaceful race all we ask is mutual respect
Anon: oh cool
Ayy: btw we all have awesome robot bodies, it is quite a delightful technological achievement
Anon: oh you aren't aliens you are just robots built by the real aliens who are dead now
Ayy: kys faggit you're literally retarded *flies away forever*

>>18084319
Right.

Anyways, chances are if you need a translator for cross-species communication, look for a female, or a male who understand females' ability to communicate non-verbal information.

Or else good luck trying to come up with something meaningful to say with your prime number sequences. "Wow, it sure is 5 today isn't it!" "Well, it was 3 yesterday, so that's logical." "Yup. And tomorrow it will be 7." "Yes, that's true."

...

>>18084323
I love the enthusiasm for being male, but at some point you have to accept that there are biological differences between the sexes, and some of these biological differences involve innate methods of communication with life forms that have no linguistic capacity. Do you know what I'm talking about yet? Can you imagine why females of your species would have developed an ability to communicate information with life forms in a non-verbal way, as a result of evolution?

>>18084278
So you are saying a picture holds more information and questions and stories than words can get across? As well as a metaphor containing more information than the metaphor itself. Am I correct or, am I losing your point?

Tell them the Bible is evil and they must destroy it.

>>18084344
Why would you assume only females are capable of this?

>>18084344
You're sexists. All genders, even the made up ones, are equal. Trust me, I'm a feminist.

>>18084350
Every human on Earth knows what that picture means. Not every human on earth understands the English language we have used to discuss that picture. This is a very accessible first step into understanding the language of metaphor. You don't have to use pictures.

You can, for instance, use 3-dimensional objects, that exist in reality. You can use these objects to communicate a situation in the same way that I used that picture to communicate the meaning of that picture. Have you ever looked at it that way?

Here's an idea--what if ancient Greeks didn't actually think that Zeus was thunder god. What if they knew that thunder was a weather phenomena, and they only made statues of a strong man with a flowing beard to signify the concept of thunder? What if they weren't stupid?

>>18084357
You made the assumption, so you tell me.

>>18084366
>Every human on Earth knows what that picture means.
Apparently I don't, so why don't you spell it out for all the morons like me?

>>18084372
It's a picture about the attraction between two members of the opposite sex.

>>18082904
>>18084144
>>18084278

When you're finished, look at all three pictures at the same time. Does viewing them together, and knowing that I selected them because I wished to convey a similar context change their meaning in any way to you?

If so, then that's your metaphorical sense tingling. Memorize what it feels like, and you can learn this method of communication. If you honestly have no idea what I'm talking about it, it will blow your mind when you realize that some of the strange, bewildering things people have done in the past were because they were trying to communicate something very personal and important to you in this manner, but lacked the words to do so.

>>18084381
I thought we were talking about the robot picture. That's the one I meant.

>>18084394
That's the one I meant as well.

I also meant the one about the lady and her knight.

>>18078652
everyone else is laughing at you but if by ultra rare chance the first aliens we made contact with had never seen a triangle in the entire history of their civilization you would be hailed as a god

>>18084398
What the hell does a picture of a mellowed-out Dr. Wily playing chess with the Iron Giant have to do with attraction between members of the opposite sexes?

>>18078652
>w..we've discovered triangles and letters. we are intelligent!
if there was any justice they would reduce you to ash and have a good chuckle

>>18084368
So you are trying to overexplain a picture means 1000 words?

>>18084368
No, your post did. You clearly states that females have an ability to non-verbally communicate and discluded males. This is the assumption your post functions under. You clearly and explicitly states that only females possess this ability.

>>18084431
Plus another thousand the artist didn't intend, apparently.

>>18084406
Women are mellowed out, biological engineers, that make robot masters to challenge their intellectual capacity with a dichotomy of thought style.

Do you think mellowed out Dr. Wiley would be happy if he designed a robot that could beat him at chess? This accurately represents the female spirit.

I intentionally chose three pictures with a character on the left interacting with a character on the right. The characters change, the props and settings also change, but the relationships stay the same, or at the very least have a commonality to them. That is how metaphor is communicated.

>>18084448
Of course a womyn would be responsible for skynet.

>>18084279
>implying that technology is possible
back to >>>/sci/

>>18084444
Yes! Exactly.

It does not matter what the artist intends. The word "oranges" doesn't have an intention. It is just a word. A unit of consciousness. The meaning of a metaphorical communication is put there by the people having a dialogue in this manner. It is not an encyclopedia that you look up and find the meaning of. That's literal thinking. There's no instruction manual that you open up to see "oh, this person meant this at such and such time." It moves too fast for that.

The only way to understand metaphorical communication is to participate in it.

>>18084448
Yeah, you're completely pulling all of this out of your ass. The fact that you used the exact same words as I did ("mellowed out") or extrapolated those words to related ideas ("robot masters") is proof enough of that.

>I intentionally chose three pictures with a character on the left interacting with a character on the right.
So, any image with two people in it? Wow, I'm sure you had to hunt all around the internet for those.

>>18084451
So here you're saying "Something doesn't mean what the person who created it meant it to mean."

So if that's the case, how in the everloving fuck is anyone supposed to communicate this way? The whole idea of communication is to transmit meaning. If I want you to understand "I like the color blue" but you apparently think anything I show you could just as easily mean "I have a silver pineapple up my ass", that form of communication is completely worthless.

>>18084459
You could show the guy who posted those a picture of a piss filled sink and he would have an emotional epiphany.

>>18084459
What's really going to boil your noodles is when you realize that women have been communicating this way your entire life, and you still don't think it's possible.

Ask if they will destroy the human race and if i could see it happen

>>18084460
"The fact that the person used the sink instead of the toilet, as society would want him to, is a metaphor for female liberation from the oppressive patriarchies of the past. The fact that the urine is the same color as gold symbolizes the tremendous value inherent in this brave act of defying social norms."

>>18084463
>What's really going to boil your noodles is when you realize that women have been communicating this way your entire life
What, you mean taking something and making it mean anything they want in their imaginations, then declaring themselves to have some mystical connection to a greater reality when other people don't intuitively understand their batshit, rambling nonsense they came up with in their heads, even though it lacks all logic or coherent thought?

>>18084467
When a male has filled the sink with piss what then?

Probably blurt out ayy lmao and get disintegrated

>>18084469
You mentioned logic. Let's assume you know what that is.

The method of metaphorical communication is logically equivalent to hash based encryption.

If you don't know enough about programming to understand what that is, I can't be blamed for your ignorance.

>>18084505
So you are stating a metaphor and a computer code in hexadecimal is the same?

>>18084505
What would metaphorical communication and hash based encryption have to deal with female intuition?

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>>18078517
I would give him this

Convey a message of universal peace through expressive dance

Accidentally start interstellar war

"does this mean im going to score"

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>>18084518
The logic for metaphorical communication can be understood as compressing and decompressing cryptographic hash functions, where each value entry maps to a possible implied meaning. Multiple value entries may map to the the same possible implied meaning, thus weighting the probability higher for that particular possible implied meaning. What number base you use to count in is irrelevant.

>>18084519
It is the mathematical equation that their intuition runs on. The English word used to describe this method of communication is "metaphor." It is also the mathematical system that your body used to instinctually learn how to move its limbs by way of inputting random nerve impulses, until an approximately correct signal was discovered that matched the set of desired outcomes. (The limb did move in the way you expected it to.)

As the manufacturers of biological vessels, females have an intuitive ability to utilize this method of communication. If they did not, they would not be able to give birth to conscious creatures. Thus, they evolved a superior capacity to communicate by way of metaphor, which uses the same mathematical patterns as cryptographic hash functions. They access this skill subconsciously, by way of instincts, thus it makes its presence known as intuition.

>>18078517
420 blaze it!

>>18078517
More like,

"ayy lmao you guys want something to drink?"

and try to play it cool.

I wonder what roast alien beef tastes like.

>>18078517
Freak the fuck out. Honestly.

>>18082869
Awww yiss! Finaly gonna get myself some ailien booty!

>>18084278
you realize that human is computer, right?

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"ayy lmaoo, do you have some space pussy for me mane?"

And then i would show my superiority with (Pic related)

Maybe we find that funny and we get along. Or get scared and i become their deity. Or they shoot me with their lasers or some shit.

>>18084547
So, you are still saying only females have intuition? Also, What of when a woman gives birth to a creature missing its brain or other bodily parts?

>>18080719
Oh shit it's a snipe

>>18084331
FUCK no.

Females are NOT logic, but emotion based, and this is demonstrated every single day in the poor decisions they make.

If you want to increase the probability that your translator will be emotionally manipulated, then sure, get a chick.

If, however, you just want the facts, and nothing but the facts, which allows for rational decision making and course of action development, than get a man.