Clowns in the woods

Probably kids lying

>>18078454
This.
Kids are fucking bullshitters.
Most are retarded. Rest are schizophrenic.

Stuff like this happens all the time. Clowns are just an easy way to scare people. The kids are lying or the clowns are just edgy teens trying to pull some cheap scares.

>South Carolina
>People dressed as clowns
>About to be hunting season


Oh this has potential to be glorious!

>>18078798
>In before the clowns hunt the hunter.

That would be one hell of horror movie.

>>18078398
This is some gay ARG, take it to leddit.

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>>18078398
Juggalos... not even once

>>18078874
Clown suits are pretty fucking hard to miss, and you only have to wear blaze orange when you're gun hunting; not during bow season.

>>18078398
The kid talking about him seeing the clowns with 'green laser lights' sounds like he maybe he was legitimate, because it sounds like a kid who is genuinely trying to describe something he doesn't understand.

The girl saying she waved hi to a clown and then just walked home seems legit too, because it sounds like she wasn't afraid or was trying to make it sound spooky, and the blinking nose sounds like an odd specific detail that a kid wouldn't make up.

I think maybe it's just assholes pulling a prank and trying to scare a couple people, and has thus turned into something more as a ton of a kids start lying about it. but of course, it could just be that all the kids are lying.

>>18078798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1eswGrkMU8

>>18078398
That's scary men

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>>18078398

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>>18078398
not in woods but this creepy bastard wandered around Northampton for ages

Sounds like teenagers are finally getting bored of sitting inside all day on the internet trollololing and doing what they used to do, going outside pulling pranks and being hooligans.

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>>18078798
wonder what /k/ would use on them

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>>18080027

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>>18079977
That is if they aren't wandering around trying to catch pokemon

>>18080027
Endless whining about the pros and cons of various WW2 tanks, until the clown died of autism.

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>>18079011

>>18080044
Then they'd start fighting one another when a skinwalker infiltrates the group and says
>implying Tiger tank can beat based t-34, inb4slavshit
Master trolls, skinwalkers.

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>>18080044
Hahahahaha, true, too true

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>>18080058
>Master trolls, skinwalkers.
Heheheh those tricky bastards

Viral marketing for It.

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> One resident said she was in front of her apartment one evening when one of her sons "approached her and stated that he [had] seen clowns in the woods whispering and making strange noises."

> The resident added that she "went over to the area that her son mentioned and observed several clowns in the woods flashing green laser lights" before seeing them run off.

> Another resident said she was walking to her residence one morning when she "saw a large-figured clown with a blinking nose, standing under a post light near the garbage dumpster area."

> She said that the clown "waved at her and she waved back while she made her way to her residence safely," according to the incident report. "The suspect did not approach her or harm her."

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>>18080336

seems legit to me. im about an hour and a half from greenville where the reports are coming in from

local news
http://www.wltx.com/mb/news/local/more-clowns-reported-reports-of-clowns-in-woods-in-south-carolina/311225430

Greenvillefag here. Theyve been sighted at three different apartment complexes. Tonight a few people saw them started chasing them and they tore through a fence and hopped in a car which was, allegedly, driven by someone dressed as a clown also. They didnt get a licence plate but it was a black mazda i think.
Im gonna guess its some teenage faggots being faggots.

clowns are not scary

>>18078789
And you post on 4chan.

>>18078789
By that logic you are either retarded or schizo....

How can we be sure this isn't viral marketing for the IT remake?

>>18080711
Goddamnit another fucking remake

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>>18080717

>>18080711
I'm pretty sure this clown mob shit has been going on long before the remake was even announced.

>>18080717
To be fair, the original adaptation sucks cock, and the only good thing about it is Tim Curry.

I live in Greenville S.C the apartment complex in which these clown sightingd are taking place is a shit area where a majority if not all are part of the BLM movement.

>>18080831
Fuck off /pol/. Go be a pussy on your own board.

>>18079958
Not trying to be an edgelord but if i would be crossing paths with this fucker i would deck him. Fuck that son. It's either you or me son!

>>18080027
Nugget.
7.62x54R will kill clowns, fascists, buildings. Basically anything.

>>18080858
Fuck u nigger

>>18080858
You're being played by government agents, your "movement" is a farce. Get off of the democrat plantation, stop being a pawn.

Rednecks trying to get kids to go away from their secret distillery on some scooby doo shit?

>>18081332
/thread

>>18078454
>>18078789

except it's more than a few kids and adults are claiming they've seen them too

>>18078398
>inb4 scary clown horror movie comes out
I wish I had more savings so I could bet them all on this being a marketing stunt.

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>>18081338
except they don't give out their names to the police to make it official
just adding more bullshit to the tale
since there are no missing persons there are no clowns

>when forest clowns want you, they get you

>>18081385
It's probably for the "It" movie.

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>>18080683
>Driven by someone else dressed as a clown

It's gonna' be funny when one of these clowns gets beaten into a vegetative state by an angry, unstable parent.

>>18080858
will you niggers quit bitching about every goddamn thing for 1 minute?

>>18079958
The North Hampton clown was a hoax (sort of) the pictures were all posted by people that worked for the same company, if I remember correctly it was an independant film company doing it for "art" reasons.

Clowns are not scary

>>18080831
What a massive faggot. Kill yourself.

>>18082141
Why should he kill himself? BLM is cancer.

>>18082141
Says the white middle class SJW who has no real life experience. Sweetheart, me and my fellow "minorities" are laughing at yo pasty asses, it's funny how you can be racist against your own kind. Also, BLM is cancer, it's a government divide and conquer tactic and cover for the "war on cops" false flag attacks.

>>18079952
I'm fucking terrified of clowns... that fucking picture scared the shit outta of me....

>>18082144
It is but why even bring it up in a creepy clowns thread. Do they think spooky blacks are behind the spooky clowns? It's like they have nigger dick on the mind 24/7

>>18082294
Homie the Clown was spoopy.

>>18082303
True.

>>18082141
>kys xDDDDD

Do you feel like you belong yet, kid?

This reminds me of the whole Black Eyed Kids phenomenon. Black eyed folks would lure people into letting them into their homes, or cars, or coming with them. At least that's the idea.

What if whatever is behind BEKs is trying a different (and severely out of touch) approach with the whole clown concept?

>>18078454
>>18078789


Belgian here, I remember when I was eight 10 kids from my class ran screaming of a hill in the forest we went to with our class. They claimed they saw a man holding a knife who had carved their names into the bark of a tree. Needless to say we never saw the man nor the carvings.

>>18082294
Uhhh...let's see.

>low income aprtments full of black people
>right next to where the sightings are happening
>A lot associate with BLM, a group of retards
>People dressing up with clowns are probably retarded
>Hmmmm

It's just putting 2 and 2 together anon.

>HURR DURR NIGGER DICKS


Whoa, hold on there. Wasn't the gist of your complaint towards the other anon that he was jumping to conclusions? So If he thinks X, Y but be nigger dicks?

Dude.

Chill the fuck out. It isn't hard to assume stupid teenagers, black or not, from an area near where it is happening are responsible. It just so happens that the largest group of stupid teenagers happen to be black, and in some apartments near there where they all support BLM.

>>18080027
.306 or .270
Followed by blunt force to the head.

>>18082527
>Not hunting with an SKS and using a trench shovel.

This is how a real /k/ommando hunts, clowns at least.

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>>18080812
Psst, Hey Kid, you want some candy?

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>>18081959
speak for yourself

>>18081134
>not trying to be an edgelord
>It's either you or me son!

You failed.

>>18081324
>>18081328
>>18081865
>>18082144
>>18082240
>>18082294
>>18082513
wew lad. how many different cancers among these quoted posts? samefagging, underageb&, namefagging...did I miss any others?

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>>18082527

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>>18081294
This is gunna end badly for some clowns

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>>18082513
>BLM
How about CLM - Clown's Lives Matter

When did X become Pol?

To the idiot to say that Witnesses and people complaining about the clowns weren't given their names yes there were and there have been many reports filed.

This is also not the only part of the country these reports have happened in the past few years.


I could explain to everyone here exactly what's going on and I'm sure at least a handful of workers also know the reason we don't share our information as you it it's shitpost blanket denials with absolutely no evidence to support your idiotic rebuttals

>>18081864
" panicked residents seemed to be taking the law into their own hands: The Greenville sheriff’s office investigated reports that residents of the apartment complex may have fired shots in the direction of the wooded area."

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/31/us/creepy-clown-sightings-in-south-carolina-cause-a-frenzy.html

>>18082818
And so it begins...

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I'm voting mass hysteria event.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_hysteria

Perhaps one or two cases are real, the rest have been imagined. Not fabricated deliberately, mind, but dreamed up by the subconscious. Children and women are particularly susceptible to mass hysteria.

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>>18082824
>>18082873

>>18082873
>Children and women are particularly susceptible to mass hysteria.
Sauce?

>>18082650
It was a tripfag you fucking fagfag.

>>18082882
http://bjp.rcpsych.org/content/180/4/300

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>tfw you actually like clown and clown comedy
*cries while holding my Buster Keaton DVDs*

>>18082873

fuck this gonna be good

>>18082240
Why do niggers talk even funny even when typing? We get it. You are a nigger. Quit pretending it means you are special. It doesn't. It just means you are far more likely to be a felon, single mother, illiterate, and less intelligent than the average.

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>>18078398

>>18083020
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3763448/Terror-South-Carolina-town-clown-tries-lure-multiple-children-woods-sparking-police-investigation.html

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>>18083020

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These clowns park across from your house, what do you do?

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Turns out it was just "The Gathering Of The Juggalos". Move along... nothing to see here...

>>18080027
anything that the Geneva Convention doesn't allow

>>18080027
Gimme a hammer I'll 'em

>>18082544
C-c-c-c-COCAINE!

>>18080027
Confetti loads.

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>>18078398
Seems like the community are on the boundary of the woods, no wonder that they've put their kids inside and started shooting at anything moving in the dark

pic related

Fleetwood Manor greenville south carolina google maps

>>18083725
I think you mean cumfetti loads

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>>18083854
>>18083725

>>18080029

too hillbilly, not creppy

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>>18084274

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>>18083653
She don't like, she don't like, she don't like, Cocaine!!!

>>18084274
as if hillbillys would bother or waste money on stunts like this

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>>18083020
>>18078398

>>18083020
>>18084792
inb4 the property manager was behind the whole thing.

>>18080027
8mm Mauser as main (Maybe .416 Taylor just to be sure), 10mm as sidearm. You can never be too cautious.

>>18084792
that's literally victim blaming that fucking shitlord should be fired

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>>18084800
Oh the ghost is here
It's a crook in a suit
The ghost is here
He's protecting some loot
The ghost is here
Oh give him the boot
He's fake

>>18084815
maybe the M1 Garand and as a secondary the SIG Sauer P226 15 round .40 S&W
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_q_yda6yFg

Non-American here, what would actually happen if the police caught one of the clowns? Unless the woods are private property it doesnt sound like they doing much, if anything, illegal. Causing a public disturbance? It is a bit stupid though, same goes for the cunts letting rip into the woods. Good way to kill some drunk who stumbled over for a piss.

>>18080705
Where else?
Who better than madmen to spot other madmen?

>>18082873
Awright!
The Mad Gasser of Mattoon!

I'm surprised no one's made a movie about that.

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>>18084935
Even the french have had this shit going on
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-10-28/clown-terror-spreads-in-france/5846008

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>>18078398
somebody managed to took a picture

>>18084646
>She don't like

It's LIE.

>>18085059
>>18083143
possibly the same ones

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>>18079952

>>18078398
Viral Marketing for the new IT movie.

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>>18085090

>>18081338
>bored creeps hanging out in the woods dressed as clowns for internet fame
sure

>serial killers and kidnappers hanging out in the woods with weapons trying to lure kids
smells like bullshit
there are people dressed as clowns in the woods, but its probably just a big joke like in england. Any embellishing is from kids and parents looking to stir up trouble for their own sake

>>18085059
>dat wife beater tanktop

Goddamn poorass rednecks can't even afford to RP properly

>>18084935
Maybe disturbing the peace but there's no crime unless it's private property like you said

They need to be worried about somebody getting scared shitless and shooting at them.

People are retarded panicky animals and will shoot these assholes believing that they are actually monsters/ghosts

>>18084769
Hillbillies are a weird breed, they get drunk/high and decided to fuck with people

Wouldn't be the first time

>>18083009
Imagine if they didn't have spell check or emoji

Internet is destroying the less educated by holding their hands

>>18082513
Look at the pictures

Obviously it's 20 something poor rednecks getting their kicks fucking with people

The wife beater is a dead giveaway

>>18082240
Having to live around poor blacks I can say they are much scarier and degenerate than any ghoul or goblin.

They literally ruin everything, steal anything that isn't nailed down, destroy what they can't steal. And have no respect for others let alone themselves or their own people/community.

These clowns are being sighted all over the country. Something more coordinated and sinister is afoot.

>>18084792

All clowns are people dressed as clowns, what kind of bullshit is this?

>>18086063
Was walking through town once and saw a clown using the ATM

Mildly unsettling

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>>18078398
I came to /x/ just to read about this. Fucking hell it's creepy.

>>18080212
I think it is.

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>>18085921

>>18086299
Face paint is much more scarier than any fake mask

Maybe if it was a mask made of human skin but paint is much scarier

>>18086063
there are official clowns, approved by the international clown guild, and morons that just dress up and act like one.

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>>18085948

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I don't think finding this clown in the woods would be too bad.

>>18080027
20mm tank destroyer

>>18081864
Oh man this is going to be great I can't wait to see a video of someone being beaten while yelling "it's just a prank bro"

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>>18086372
>there are official clowns, approved by the international clown guild

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>>18086297

>>18080336

Just a bunch of fetishist clown dudes

“The clowning around needs to stop,” said Ken Miller, the Greenville police chief who previously worked as the police chief in Greensboro, at a press conference Thursday, according to CBS News. “It’s illegal, it’s dangerous, it’s inappropriate, it’s creating community concern.”

Captain Art Littlejohn with the Spartanburg Police Department said officers were called to Canaan Pointe Apartments Wednesday night for reports of a suspicious person. The complainant, a woman, told officers that a person dresses as a clown was standing in her back yard. She snapped a photo and the person ran off. Littlejohn said the responding officer tried to view the photo on the woman’s phone but the image was too dark to make out.

Deputies in Greenville County said the clowns were initially seen in wooded areas, where they reportedly tried to encourage children to join them, but the situation escalated to reports that clowns were also knocking on the doors of homes.
http://myfox8.com/2016/09/01/former-greensboro-police-chief-on-sc-clown-sightings-the-clowning-around-needs-to-stop/

>>18086589
>It’s illegal
It's illegal to wear a clown costume?

>>18082527
>.306
It's 30-06 yuh goob.

>>18083190
I don't get it.

>>18086674
>Franco admits, officers have never received reports quite like these, but if it turns out that masked men are behind it, they could face charges.

>“It’s unlawful for you to wear a mask in public whether it’s a mask itself or conceal your face while you’re out in public,” Franco said.

Halloween must be a bitch in Greensboro.

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>>18086922

>>18086922
Pretty sure it's a law to prevent people from wearing masks while protesting or rioting. In fact I think it's a federal American law as I remember one being passed

>>18086589
Okay, they've started going onto private property and knocking on doors, what's South Carolina gun laws like? Can you legally shoot them? A masked man turns up at your front door or has gotten into your backyard

>>18086767
nobody does, it's just silly

you guys are goin down a whole rabbit hole.
Buckle up buttercups.
https://youtu.be/n-pHcveHILw

>>18087352
https://youtu.be/fXZ-GSlzX6A

https://youtu.be/dn7uCIV5Uyo

https://youtu.be/8RijPSLayGI

>>18087360

https://youtu.be/XNKZLngDnq4

>>18078398
This is actually real, I live in SC and there have been other reports since then from adults around the same area.

Most recently a woman saw one under a street light on her way home (I'm assuming) and saw him just waving at her.

>>18087377
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/greenville-south-carolina-clown-sightings-the-clowning-around-needs-to-stop-chief/

>>18086922
>>“It’s unlawful for you to wear a mask in public whether it’s a mask itself or conceal your face while you’re out in public,” Franco said.

It's actually a South Carolina wide law.

It's there so they have an excuse to arrest klansmen.

No, seriously. I'm not even /pol/ and klansmen can go choke on a dick, but cops are tricksy motherfuckers.

>>18087334
>what's South Carolina gun laws like? Can you legally shoot them?

SC is slightly behind florida as far as gun-friendliness. So yeah, you can.

>>18080831
>I live in Greenville S.C the apartment complex in which these clown sightingd are taking place is a shit area where a majority if not all are part of the BLM movement.

... Must you stir unrelated shit up? This is South Carolina, if the clowns were black it'd be the first thing the media latched onto.

>>18080683
>>18080584

Greerfag who works in Greenville here, what the fuck is with all the Greenvillefags on /x/ suddenly? Did you guys just come here because clowns are /x/?

This almost makes me want to go around the woods in a slav gas mask and a raincoat like that swiss guy

>inb4 police arrest juggalos

>>18078398
Why is this as common as it is?
https://youtu.be/HGK6xDurxIc

England had one a few years ago, link related.

>>18082902
> largest cephilate fucking up the middle east right now is composed of hysterical men
> it's women and children guise!!!1

>>18078398

Inb4 marketing for the it remake

>>18088024
You mean ISIS?

The same ISIS that has many female members, and uses those female members as propaganda and has entire schools devoted to teaching kids about ISIS, as well as "hysterical men" killing people at the age of about 15?

>>18078398
This used to be a story that we told eachother as kids as well. Clowns with sharpened teeth, living in the woods in a metal house. This was in the Netherlands. It's an urban legend that started with It and John Wayne Gacy Jr., people talking about clown child molesters.

>>18088056
He did a lot more than molest them too!

>>18080027

Nugget of course

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>>18088056
>>18088057

>>18088403
That's just stupid.

2 September 2016
Ohio schoolboy is chased by a man wearing a clown mask armed with a knife after a spate of reports of a person dressed as a clown trying to lure children into South Carolina woods

Boy was on his way to a bus stop around 6.15am on Tuesday when he says a person wearing all black and a clown mask chased him with a knife
He told police he was able to get away by throwing a rock at him
When he arrived to North International School he immediately reported the incident to staff members who called police
Columbus police plan to have extra units patrol the neighborhood
Latest incident involving a clown comes as police in South Carolina investigate reports of a clown trying to lure children into the woods

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3770910/Ohio-boy-heading-school-chased-person-wearing-clown-mask-knife-series-reports-clowns-trying-lure-children-South-Carolina-woods.html

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Chief Miller said Thursday that in each encounter in Greenville, the clowns never attempted to verbally communicate with anyone.

"They only stand in an area to be seen and watch the reaction of individuals," he said.

Local law enforcement agencies said they are increasing patrols in areas where sightings have occurred.

One theory has attached the sightings to the upcoming release of the film "31," a horror movie directed by Rob Zombie that includes a roster of murderers dressed as clowns. Miller said he didn't know if the sightings were connected to the movie, or if someone is "somewhat politely terrorizing" the community.

Kelly Monfort, owner of clown-for-hire business Over the Top Entertainment in Greenville, said he hopes the sightings are just antics and not a serious problem. He said he believes the sightings are connected to some type of marketing strategy.

“I believe there is a chance that it could be a big publicity stunt for someone, a haunted house or some sort of production that will be coming in the next few months,” Montfort said, according to CNN.

https://www.rt.com/usa/358081-clowns-reports-carolina-police/

Callers said kids started chasing two clowns through the complex before the clowns ran to a wooden fence and broke through it to get away. One clown was waiting in a car and the other two clowns jumped in and they took off. Witnesses said the car appeared to be a newer-model black Honda.

The children told officers one clown had a red nose and red hair but no face paint.

On Wednesday, August 31st, police said a young girl walking home from school reported seeing a clown in the wooded area by Hughes Academy in the Pleasant Valley area. Officers are en route to investigate near Rice Street and Deoyley Avenue.

Evan said his football practice was canceled, so he got home earlier than normal. The boy said he called his mother after the clown encounter. His mother then called police.

“My mama told me that she called the cops and I knew she wasn’t playing and I’m being serious about this,” Evan said. “I’m not gonna joke around about something like this. This is serious.”

The investigation

Officer Gilberto Franco with the Greenville Police Department said Wednesday that there were still many unknown variables.

“(Investigators don’t know) if there’s any ill intent towards it, or if it’s just somebody that is out there causing a disturbance,” Franco said.

Franco admits, officers have never received reports quite like these, but if it turns out that masked men are behind it, they could face charges.

“It’s unlawful for you to wear a mask in public whether it’s a mask itself or conceal your face while you’re out in public,” Franco said.

Police are also encouraging parents to be extra cautious until the situation is resolved.

“We want to make sure parents are still remain vigilant and to make sure you keep track of your children playing, don’t leave them playing isolated.”

http://q13fox.com/2016/09/02/this-is-serious-creepy-clown-sightings-reported-in-second-community-in-south-carolina/

Bump 4 interest

Well thank god i have a loaded AK next to my bed. If some fucking clowns show up at my door im gonna be scared shitless and shoot them

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>>18090239
A fine attitude to life and intruders

I bet this is guerrilla marketing for the new IT remake.

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>>18090253
That or Rob Zombie
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rob_Zombie
or it's cunts fucking with people

>>18084935
Aggravated menacing

This is all alleged. No photos of the SC clowns have been taken either. Nothing. Some people have said they're waving wads of cash and guns too.

No proof.

>>18078398
anybody remember like two years ago people had clown sightings

>>18082527
The clown gets shooted

You get zooted

>>18080683

I wonder how many clowns were actually in the car?

I bet when they got to where they were going all the doors and wheels fell off.

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>>18081332
I subscribe to this theory.

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>>18087360
>I'd rather my 15-year-old son stand outside the house at night in his Halloween costume in late November than running on the streets getting girls pregnant
I don't think she has much to worry about.

>>18091134
Or it could just be two or three people just having a laugh dressing up as clowns and freaking the hell out of their neighbours, rather than speculation the clowns are some kind of monsters. Honestly I'm undecided about the supernatural, but a simple explanation that explains a phonomenon should take precedence over a more complicated one that does the same thing.

>>18078796
/thread

>>18084800
>hurr durr a property manager would want to scare his income stream away!!!!

How often were you dropped as a child?

>>18091482
What if there is a counterfeit operation going on in the basement but some meddling teenagers kept getting close to exposing it?

>>18079958
Isn't there a new IT coming out?

I smell hollywood fuckery

>>18091557
yep
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It_(2017_film)
and a rob zombie film
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/31_(film)

>>18082486
it was probbably covered up by the government just like dutroux bro

>>18087544
>Why is this as common as it is?
>evil clowns have been a horror trope for like 50 years
>unoriginal people trying to gib de spoop

I remember reading stories like this in the 90s, 00s and the last year I heard from clown scaring towns was in 2011. They are like UFO flaps.
Strange.

>white bread mainstream hollywood studio hires actors to do something potentially illegal which also puts the actors at risk of being hurt or killed by panicked residents or even cops
ITS VIRAL ADVERTISING BRO

>>18087381
Surprised some Muslim hasn't sued for discrimination yet

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>>18080504
You know, it's funny, I have never seen a picture on here that legit scared me, but this one is definitely special.

I had chills running down my spine and couldn't keep it open for too long. That never happened to me

>>18092093
that means its real

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>>18078398

>clowns have been trying to lure kids into the woods to tell them how BLM is a terrorust group and the clinton foundation is corrupt

>>18078398
I live in Greenville SC.

A few co-workers and I were discussing going clown-hunting. One of my co-workers is related to one of the kids who was approached by a clown.

I hope to God one of those fuckers comes near my house. I've got a DP12 ready to unload on 'em

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>>18087334
>>18092759
A fucking fine piece of Engineering

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http://www.inquisitr.com/3480285/south-carolina-clown-sightings-what-could-they-be-why-are-they-spreading-are-kids-safe-video/

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>>18082616

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>>18092951
you know you want some Kid...

I don't live in South Carolina, but I live near forests in Illinois.
Earlier tonight I repeating 'banging' noise from the woods, was sort of drawn to it, Decided to not to check it out because my dog seemed uneasy.

Hope it wasn't clowns.

>>18092823
Not as reliable as the KSG. They're still popular, though.

>>18080683
>>18081857
>>18091399
https://youtu.be/M7Ot2vswJLE

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>>18092998
>Not as reliable as the KSG. They're still popular, though.
Were there issues with jamming?
Also is it a clown killer?

>>18080683
Who would win in a fight? Wofford or Furman?

>>18080027
.45 ACP STOPPING POWAH

>>18082240
>Government setup
Yep, you're exactly the kind of arrogant shitskin that fuels BLM. Not everything is the fault of the man you chimp.

>>18078798

Idk man, I live hella close to there, you'd see some stuff

>>18093091
the answer is bob jones

>>18078798
>>South Carolina
>>People dressed as clowns
>>About to be hunting season

yep. my first thought. they're going to fuck around the wrong area in the south and get popped.

>>18093171
But hes right though.

>>18080027
AR variant. Lots of 5.56, specifically Speer 55gr JSPs because fucking fuck clowns.

I bet these guys are all members of the Kool Klownz Klan.

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>>18092986
just hope this cunt don't come calling Illinois

>>18083020
>10pm curfew.
Cuckistan.

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>>18092137
Anyone else see the clowns say Yeah!!!!

>>18079011
>What are camo clown suits

>>18084792
Fake and gay

>>18088056
John Wayne Gacy was never dressed a clown when he was committing the murders.

>>18082315
Fuck off back to your subleddit you fucking retarded shitstain.

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>>18093680
ayyy

>>18086922
Checked.
Yeah I wonder if halloween is an exception for the mask rule, I dont see the problem with people dressing up as clowns it's probably a hazing ritual.

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>>18084935
they would try to discern if they are high, ask if they can do a quick voluntary search of their person for any drugs or weapons (even if they had knives or guns it would be only temporarily removed if they have a concealed carry license for the gun), ask for them to show id (again voluntarily if the state allows them to decline) ask them why they're freaking people out, make sure theyre not in any sort of danger or clearly putting anyone else in danger, and then leave them alone. Its not a crime to walk around public land in the woods being creepy.

Now if anyone attacks them because that person legitimately felt that their lives or someone elses life was in danger, the creepiness would absolutely be taken into account in the legal aftermath since a person only needs to feel in danger to be assaulted. The crime of assault here has nothing to do with physical touch (battery does).

>>18094499
Checked
> Its not a crime to walk around public land in the woods being creepy.
The only good thing about Murica.

Yeah I live in the clown area/south carolina. The articles keep saying south carolina woods but its actually just next to some apartments. If they were smart they would lure in the mills around here. We have alot of abandoned places and backwoods.

>>18093900
Faggots

>>18094020
One thing I read said he strangled the guy until he passed out and when he regained conscious only to see Gacy in full clown makeup.

Who knows if it's true but it's pretty whack, the guy sodomized and murdered them so it's not crazy to think he might dress up.

>>18081294
>fascists
kys

>>18080027
probably squirrel rounds

>>18087000
>federal
prove it please, seems like a 1st amendment issue to me

>>18082240
>calling someone who uses the word "faggot" an SJW

Honestly, dude. How slow can you get?

>>18084792
>A clown or a person dressed in clown clothing

These are separate things?

>>18094929
Yes it it. Clearly Gacey kept his work life away from his home life, and why would he want to dirty one of the few clown suits he most likely owned. The man didn't seem like he was living lavishly, so maybe he only had one. He still had to buy more knives and tape, and serial killing doesn't really pay well either. So, he clowned himself out, and kept his work separate. Never murdered as a clown, he was a killer who worked as a clown. Would you kill someone wearing your burger king uniform?

>Well, I guess it matters the situation

>>18085117
Thats what I was thinking.

>>18096402
>Would you kill someone wearing your burger king uniform?
Apples and oranges. No one, sane or not, would willingly go down in the history books as "the Burger King killer".

>>18080027
Aw shit /k/ i fucked up. I fucked up real bad.

>>18096454
I now know what my destiny is , to become the Burger King killer.
Thank you for this revelation.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plUXguATsTQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9abt97QYRY

>>18093893
>Camo
>>18084621

>>18083190
>Canada
Fucking pinkos

>>18096320
wow you racist

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>>18096740
Sssshhhh

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>>18078398

>>18078398
child molesters or murderers rarely work together. And they don't wear such obvious clothing. This is just a bullshit story.

Imagine how easy it is to bust these fags if they were real. especially since they were wearing weapons.

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>>18096402
>Gacey kept his work life away from his home life, and why would he want to dirty one of the few clown suits he most likely owned.

Gacy was the manager of three KFC's that his father-in-law owned and later started a contracting business called Painting, Decorating and Maintenance or PDM Contractors, Inc. He was always invested in community and politics - he was "man of the year" and vice-president of the Jaycee's.
As a member of the "Jolly Joker" clown club he would perform at fundraising events and parades and voluntarily entertaining hospitalized children. ..

Still, he definitely lived separate lives. I think the main crossover was his "handcuff trick"

>According to accounts in Killer Clown, Gacy informed investigators that his first killing took place in January 1972, and the second two years later in January 1974. He further confessed that he lured his victims into being handcuffed. Gacy would tell his victim that he wanted to show him a "pair of trick handcuffs" he used in his clown act, claiming there was a special way to unlock the cuffs and daring the youth to break out of them. Once the youth was securely manacled, he would kill him by pulling a rope or board against their throats, as he raped them.

He was known to hit the bar after entertaining as Pogo, and at least on one occasion he attempted to rape and murder someone while drunk and still dressed as Pogo. But I don't believe that was the norm. The clown thing with him is made a big deal with his image because clowns are creepy, in general, and a serial killer dressing as one to entertain kids is creepy af.

>He hired one of his employees David Cram to make more space. Cram also stayed in the spare bedroom in his boss' house. One night, Cram came home from work and found Gacy drunk and in his clown costume. They had a few drinks and then Gacy tricked Cram into the handcuffs. Gacy then started growling and began spinning Cram around the room screaming "I'm going to rape you".

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http://fox6now.com/2016/09/05/first-south-carolina-now-north-carolina-police-increase-patrols-after-creepy-clown-sightings/

WINSTON-SALEM, North Carolina — Police say they are doing extra patrols in a Winston-Salem, North Carolina neighborhood after two children reported seeing a clown trying to lure kids into the woods with treats.

Police said in a news release that officers were called to the area around 8:30 p.m. Sunday.

Authorities say two children said they saw the clown, and one adult reported hearing the clown.

Officers say they found no evidence of a clown in the woods.

About four hours later, a caller who refused to give a name reported seeing a clown about 2 miles away. Police say again they found no evidence of a clown.

Several unverified clown sightings in northern South Carolina have been in the news recently.

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>www.news.com.au/lifestyle/parenting/kids/why-clowns-make-us-feel-downright-uncomfortable/news-story/9b7c6f6efe6d909a285dac40d0e674d9

- shorter article talks about Gacy, uncanny valley, other interesting stuff


>www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/the-history-and-psychology-of-clowns-being-scary-20394516/?no-ist

"The History and Psychology of Clowns Being Scary. You aren’t alone in your fear of makeup-clad entertainers; people have been frightened by clowns for centuries"

>>18078398
maybe Wrinkles moved to SC for work?

>https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/11/03/this-creepy-65-year-old-clown-will-terrify-your-misbehaving-kid-for-cash/

>https://plus.google.com/+HvUseenWrinkles
^lots of creepy clown stuff on his google+ page

>>18091557
>>18091650
These clown sightings started before the IT remake or 31 were even a thing

>>18092998
Actually, I bought my DP12 because KSGs are known to be unreliable.

Lelkek is shit.

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My neighbor next door said he saw the clown in the field behind our suburbs houses.
He took pic related and sent it too me.

>>18078398
i live in NC, and in my city there have been reports.

>>18098417
lol those sightings are right down the street from me shit is crazy.

>>18080027
The clowns will insert your rifle up your asshole, redneck, and make you suck clown cock as your last meal.

>>18099116
Clown poster!

>>18078398
Happened in NC today too can't remember link though

WAIT. This is a fucking thing?!

>Be kid form of me
>Walking home
>cozy fall weather
>Live near wooded areas
>Be walking by said wooded area
>Hear someone say "hello there kiddo,wanna get some candy"
>I said "no"
>He persists "But its the popular kind, I bet all the kids in school are eating these"
>I reply "Leave me alone mister"
>He kinda gets closer
>Fucker is dressed as a clown
>FTW...I just wanna go home and play some perfect dark.
> He goes "Come on kid...I just wanna be friends "..come get some candy.AND gets closer and is about grabbing distance from me.
> I yell leave me alone mr and biff him across the face with my lunch box.
> Hear screams and shit but am too busy running away to tell parents about ba-ba-ba-bad g-g-g-gu--gu-guy in woods.
>Folks call the cops, this guy checked himself into the hospital because his face was busted open pieces...and was quickly arrested .

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>>18099102
Better dig the 12 gauge out

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>>18099285
they've always been around

>>18080336
juggalos maybe?

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lmao it's just a publicity stunt to promote the new It movie.

>>18081332
wow, favorite theory. Trying to scare off meddling kids.

>>18099385
Not as long as the lunchbox avenger is walking home from school. Which is never anymore because I never got that lunchbox back

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>>18099116
/k/ would have something to say about that but /x/ says it better

>>18098378
Well kiss my grits

>>18091650
>>18099405

there are two, rob's in sept 2016 and it in 2017
read and learn youngling

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It_(2017_film)
and a rob zombie film
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/31_(film)

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>>18099420
We hope and pray for your return Lunchbox Avenger

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>>18081332
>>18099409
could be...

>>18099483
I really miss that thing . It was one of those steel ones that had some weight to it...sure came in handy. I WILL LUNCH AGAIN...ONE DAY.

>>18099547
/x/ Believes in You, Lunchbox Avenger!!! You Will Ride (or walk home) Again!!

>>18096320
>>A clown or a person dressed in clown clothing
>These are separate things?

You think you just put on clown clothing and it makes you a clown? You think it's that easy, huh??!!

>>18099599
Clown School must be hard

>>18083190
At first I thought it was because he had his dick out but no the car is just backwards

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Made up shit with child actors/actors making claims with the news to promoted the upcoming IT film. Shills and thrills kids, shills and chills..

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>>18090253
That's what I was thinking.

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>>18080027
Definitely muh SKS like >>18082546 said. Fuck clowns, I'd shoot fist, ask questions never.

>>18100063
I highly doubt that the kids are actors, just because its a films marketing doesn't mean it can't scare the public who don't know its marketing.

Remember the ATHF movie and how bad they fucked up with guerrilla marketing.

>>18078398
>south carolina
>clowns on game cams
>not getting shot
then again we wouldn't hear about it, considering those clowns are in shallow graves or rock pits.

>>18091796
White Bread?
Wtf kind of nigger shit are you speaking

>>18100112

It's not ATHF's fault that Boston's cops are retarded

>>18082788
Wow. 10/10 Niggerese post.

>>18078398
>Insane Clown Posse festival
>paranormal

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>>18100278
Juggalo here. You obviously have never been to The Gathering.

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>>18099116
yeah but at least you get a balloon

>>18100299
woop woop

probably not a serial killer but definitely odd:

http://www.ouchytheclown.com/

main page is sfw but some pages might not be

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>>18100080

>>18100317
B-but you'll float too!

>>18100551
Looks like shit, where my Curry at?

>>18100622
Dubs don't lie. Unfortunately friend.. Mr curry is in a wheelchair due to a stroke

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>>18100620
damn right I will

>>18082873
Ahh, stepping up the racism with sexism

>>18085012
I'd love to play a video game where you are the Mad Gasser of Mattoon.
>>18100794
>stepping up anything
I don't know who you think I am, but I don't post here often.
I've already scienced you into butthurt. Women and children enjoy deluded thinking. Deal with it, nigger.
>>18082902

>>18100794
Reddit is the other way.

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>>18100794

>>18096402
>Would you kill someone wearing your burger King uniform?
Depends. Did they just break into my house to wear my uniform?

>>18086063
>>18096320

They are very different

>>18100299
>juggalo here

Lol faggot

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>>18086589

>Captain Littlejohn

My guess is that it started with a few people trying to be funny, then once the media latched onto the clowning, other people with clown costumes thought that this was their chance to be part of something... so the clownening 2016 was born.

>>18100856
>still not knowing 4chins has BEEN reddit since 2012
Guess I'm already here

>>18085294
Fucking kek

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http://www.wcyb.com/news/police-man-chases-person-wearing-clown-mask-into-woods/73775457

Police in North Carolina say a man with a machete chased a person wearing a clown mask into the woods near an apartment complex.

A statement from police in Greensboro, North Carolina, says officers responded to a 911 call Tuesday from an apartment complex, where a witness reported seeing a person wearing a clown mask, red curly wig, yellow spotted shirt, blue clown pants and clown shoes coming out of the woods.

Spokeswoman Susan Danielsen said another witness wielding a machete chased the person, who disappeared into the woods. Officers searched the area, but couldn't find anyone matching the description. She says no children were involved in the incident.

Greensboro police asked people to still report suspicious activity but also remember that it's not illegal to be a clown. The Tuesday incident didn't involve children, and Greensboro police said so-called "copycat" behavior should be discouraged.

There have been unconfirmed reports of clowns trying to lure children into the woods in Winston-Salem and in Greenville, South Carolina.

>>18101551
looks like one guy nearly got one

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>>18078398

>The suspect was reportedly seen by two children and heard, but not seen, by one adult.
so apparently they can only be seen / show themselves to children

>>18102505
Don't forget, they can only harm you if you believe in them.

Is this shit only in North/South Carolina? My neighbor told me he saw someone in my backyard a few days ago real early in the morning. Clowns have no fuckin business in Virginia