/x/, I have turned my entire life into a symbol. I am a cartoonish

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/x/, I have turned my entire life into a symbol. I am a cartoonish parody, a mirror to highlight the metaphorical cancerous tumors people don't want to see or know about within themselves (which is completely retarded if you're seriously pursuing self improvement). I throw up layers upon layers upon layers of persona to keep people from the extremely volatile and powerful lessons I can teach. Only those who are willing to discard their rugged rugrat social sensibilities will ever see even the most shallow depth of both my esoteric knowledge and the expertise of my experience at large.

I spin a web of lies to deter the lazy. I shout shock value ironic comedy so obscene it makes pedophiles look softcore. I am not for the faint of heart. I am the most intelligent in all of everything and I'm officially declaring it. I am the greatest "swordsman" in all the realms of all that is and isn't. I live with 7 billion slowpokes and I have no issues with saying so. This is not pride. This is mediocrity versus competency.