Times the spook happened to you in real life but ended up being

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>>18074173
Roses are red
Violets are blue
This post is in English
So you should be too

Nothing much about it, and it probably wasn't anything spooky but for some reason whenever I would stay downstairs while it was dark in my old house up here in Alaska, I'd hear some faint morse-code sounding stuff.

>>18074018
Fuckin' YEP.

>Be home alone
>Hanging out in my room
>Suddelnly hear someone whistling a time from what sounded like the 60's in the kitchen
>Shit bricks
>Tell Mom about it after she gets home from wherever
>Forgot that it was Mom's new ringtone
>She left her phone out on the kitchen counter while running errands

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>Be me
>12
>home alone
>watching The Langoliers
>Hear a noise
>Get scared
>grab the putter I had been using earlier to practice my mad golf skills
>sneak downstairs
>see a form in the hallway
>go complete apeshit on it, hitting it 50+ times
>form stops moving
>Turn lights on
>It was my sister who came over to steal money from my parents
>She died
>spend the next 6 years in juvie for homicide

>>18076571
>self-defense against home invader
>do jail time
Let me guess, Europe?

>>18076583
Either that or Australia.

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>home alone on a hot summer day
>before I know it night falls and it's pitch black outside
>suddenly remember that my parents left the front door open to let in some air
>I'm paranoid and check every room in case something got in
>I find nothing and try to close the door, but it feels like someone or something grabbed it from the other side
>it violently flies back open hurting my arm
>jump back ready to defend myself
>nothing
>it didn't feel like the wind, was it a ghost?
>heart still racing thinking of the possibilities
>finally walk up to inspect the door
>my parents had tied it open with an elastic rope

>>18074018
>Grew up in a haunted house
>Used to weird shit going on when nobody else is home
>Move to a converted garage apartment that is very nice for what it is.
>First night, nothing interesting happens
>Second night, loud banging from the kitchen, occasional knocking on the walls of kitchen and bathroom.
>I'm thinking it followed me and it is pissed.
>Third night hear banging again and strange guttural voices in the kitchen.
>Follow the sound to the fridge
>It jump scares the shit out of me as a loud bang comes out of the compressor, followed by angry wheezing noises.
>The fridge is dying
>Go pee, wash hands, hear the pipes knocking in the walls as they start to heat up.
>I guess I left the ghosts back at the old family house.

>Be me
>Be 17
>Downstairs making turkey, swiss, and horseraddish sandwich
>Hear laughing
>Quiet, but loud enough to spook the shit out of me
>Hear it happening again
>and again
>Finally notice the cats
>One of them breaths weird, so whenever they do heavy motions they exhale and it sounds like laughing
>Eat my baller-ass sandwich and don't sleep anyway

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>be me, late at night Driving home in bumguck nowhere
>annoyed with radio station, pop in mp3 cd
>tfw some shit starts blasting that cLearly sounds like a demonic possesion calling in
>nearly piss my pants
>mfw i realize my cars radio died after a very hot day in open sun, making it the perfect spooky background noise generator

>>18076571
why you go to Juvie? Didn't do nuffin.

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Still can't explain
>be riding bike on road
>there's a parallel road, and a fence on the other side, after which there's a big railroad for highspeed trains
>tractor is rolling on parallel road (both roads are separated by a mere curb)
>it turns left, passes over the road I'm cycling about 30-50 meters in front of me
>mmm kay, I guess there's a tunnel or something (there are some)
>see the lights of the tractor (it was almost dark) keep going left
>keep cycling
>no tunnel
>the curb and the fence are intact
>no sign of a tractor rolling over the railroad
>there is absolutely no other way the tractor could have gone
dudewhat

Do thieves count as fake spoops? Because I thought it was paranormal but it was just a fucker stealing my shit.

>>18074018
Why is swiss army kinfe edgy? It has all the tools you could need and i always took apart or fized stuff with it in high school. Always put it in my pocket if i go outside.

>>18078859
fixed*

>>18078859

Not poster, but it *should* have an edge ;)


Always carry a leatherman myself, so , there is that.

>Be me
>16, Ausfag
>Laying in bed one night, about August (Late winter)
>Hear noise outside
>Sounds like a growling, but doesn't seem quite animal-like
>Scared shitless as this goes on for 15 minutes at least
>Fuckit.png
>Get up, grab machete and open window
>Look out, absolutely nothing there, can still hear growling
>Still to this day I have no idea what does it or if I'll ever catch it

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>>18074173

>>18076725
>the body of a murder victim is found
>>Australia

Heh, try again kid.

>>18074018

>Live in a fairly big house and every room has windows and plenty of light except for our hallway
>cleaning lady is cleaning our house, except for me and her nobody is home
>hallway is almost completely dark at the ground floor, and has four doors, one to the cellar, on to the toilet, one to the garage and one to kitchen
>come out of my room and take the stairs down because hungry
>see the toilet door slightly opened
>strange.jpg, normally it closes perfectly
>try to close it, it doesn't budge
>wtf
>push harder, it still doesn't close completely, as if someone is pushing against it from the inside
>still is dark as fuck in there because I didn't bother to switch on the light
>start panicking a little bit, is something in there?
>the third time I try to close it I notice something
>a grey, torn rag is stuck between the doorpost and the door I'm trying to violently close
>ITSAFUCKINGGHOST
>bolt for the kitchen
>it turned out to be a rag which the cleaning lady used for the toilet

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>>18074018
Good post, OP.

>>18074018
>be me
>go to fridge
> open door
> this is when I noticed... No cold beer
>spookiest moment of my life, hope I never have to go through it again

When I was in Gettysburg I mistaken a tree for a ghost, it was 10:30pm so don't make fun of me. I couldn't see shit and when my family and I came back the next morning we had a good laugh.