YLYL /x/-edition

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>>18034622

>>18034639
IM LAUGHING SO HARD

>>18034622
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiseiAIH8FM

Obligatory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OI12BGneREY

>>18034622
Fucking lost before even opening the thread, gg OP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rxrYKODrdQ

>>18036680
very egdeocasiounal.

>>18036680
This was cathartic.

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What is this amateur hour?

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>>18037319
Neat, now I know how to address demons.

>>18034642
Why is Michael J Fox hiding inside that closet?

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>>18034622
Is this /x/? Most of you sound like this to me.

>>18037319
It must be, if you think that's funny.

>>18034642
>>18037410
kek

>>18037545
lost

I have had phones like this before, so I sympathise

>>18037609
>>>/pol/

Obligatory "it's a fucking you dumb cunt"

>>18037616
>>>/r/eddit

>>18037609
le 911 spoopy

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>>18037772
Black Beast

>>18037623
I couldn't help but imagine this guy as Jotaro for the whole story

>>18037721
Obligatory shut up about your forced memes

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What serial killers say

>>18037780
Black Beast is the one who posted the pic.

The post you quoted is GRIM REAPER.

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>>18037658

anyone have the chernyobl one

>>18037658
>>18037947
Kek

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>>18038048
Fixed.

>>18038086
Fucking kek if this really happened.

>>18038139
pfffft

>>18038104
o fugg

/r/ aliens r ghey NASA timecapsule

>>18037623
Ghost puncher, timeless classic

>>18037780
Fuck off ainsley

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that's about it for me, wish I had more

>>18038116
The name of the establishment indicates it probably didn't. That kinda kills me.

>>18038226
Most were great, some were meh. My opinion doesn't matter, but I enjoyed it.

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>>18038259
found a few more. I know the quality varies a lot, but /x/ humor is pretty niche-y and unfortunately I just don't see humor threads too often. sucks.

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>>18038342

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this one might be too spooky to be in a ylyl

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>>18038360

I was having a good time and then this shit scares the fuck out of me. thanks a lot asshole

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>>18038367
lol

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for all you radionicists and psychotronic lovers out there

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ignore the filthy watermark

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>>18038396
holy shit it said my name

>>18037570
I have a phone like this right now.
2gb internal storage.

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I posted this at the beginning and it got deleted...

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Dumping some from my skelton-folder

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>>18038399

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greetings from /v/

>>18037319
>I'm still a meme because I called a demon nigga

>>18034659
I'm fucking dying

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For the psychonauts on /x/.

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For all you tulpafags.

/x/ ylyl = 5/10 cringe thread

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Typical "summoner."

>>18038935
everytime

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For our resident atheists.

>>18038944
LOL i suffered form DID, or multiple personality disorder, and I looked it up online and found all these nutjob tumblrinas playing along like it was some game, I realized how weak I was, and I ended up curing the issues that caused my episodes

Thanks faggots, for being gay enough that I will myself out of insanity just to not be like you.

>>18038966
this always reminds me of skeleton jelly

>>18038102
Mother of fuck!!! Alright who posted this it was obviously meant for me.
We need to talk. No seriously we need to talk. I need to get my memories back this is not a joke or an rp seriously guy/girl/whatever the hell it is you kids like to identify as these days. We need to fucking talk.

>>18037615
Underrated post

>>18039007
Yer welcome bro.
Im still an alien spirit in a human body though (oh god reading that makes it sound so fucking gay... Jesus christ i hate this shit. If i could only escape it and pretend that its not a real thing for me)
Yknow when i finally die and go back to wherever the fuck it is i came from.... Im telling them that earth is really fucked up and i mean REALLY fuckt up.
They are gonna be all like " well shit maybe we sgould move in and teach them how to not be retards. Or they will be all like. Hey maybe we need to do something to make them think that someone launched a nuke and have them kill themselves and if any survive. Then they will hopefully have learned a valuable lesson about being such faggots.
Dont try telling me to kill myself to speed the process along. That wont work. Tried that back in the 80's i ended up getting jettisoned out into space fee of my mortal coil and then got sucked right back down and shoved into some 3 year old. Been stuck as that guy ever since.
God this shit sucks. Fuck you all very much.

>>18038057
Lost! Holy damn!

>>18039016

I did, what's up? What do we need to talk about?

>>18038189
>casuals that dont know that Aquaman literally does this

>>18037539
I thought he was an anime tiddies expert

>>18038189
He is. He has. He couldnt control cthulhu

>>18038415
are you 14?

>>18037529
I thought it was funny till I got to the very bottom where the guy is talking about becoming a grimoire or some shit

>>18038944
That was just a shitload of secondhand embarrassment until the ending. That's the hardest I've laughed in a while.

>>18038749
saved but could you tell me the source or provide the version with a watermark that was probably cropped out?

>>18039078
So you're a scientologist?

>>18038093
I remember that. Fun times

>>18038189
Aquaman, and Etrigan have to go down there every once in a while to fuck him up, because the former is incapable of controlling Cthulhu, as the other anonymous said.

>>18038935
thx breh been trying to find this one for a while

>>18037623
Oh my God. I think I just found my inspiration to get swole.

>>18039009
For posterity. The terrible voice actually makes it more disturbing somehow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXRRhRlKW3s

>>18039871
I hope you're a gay man. Most attractive women hate that look.

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>>18039924
Not /x/ but might just pertain to you

>>18039955
So you're gay, then?

Well, I'll leave this here for the straight men: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2741786/Good-news-guys-Over-75-women-prefer-FLAB-abs-Sex-therapist-Tracey-Cox-explains-women-DON-T-want-chiselled-perfection-bed.html

>>18040359
So you're neckbeard, then?

>>18040424
Nope, women aren't into those, either. Keep trying.

>>18038102

I fucking lost it ,

Kek kek kek kek kek.

>>18038374

Implying they aren't one and the same
I know because I am a iluminated insider's.

>>18037648
The fact that he and I share the same name makes me want to kill myself.

>>18039924
That is completely untrue

>>18040682
I wouldn't sweat it, TheMagnificent is a pretty common last name.

>>18040730
Illiterate too, huh?

>>18037655
>tfw I was there

>>18039016
If you think this is about you, then congratulations!
You are the joke

>>18040359
>dailymail as a source
just give up and understand women just aren't into you

>>18038189

But he can control Dagon and Shoggots and deep ones.

>>18040819
Listen, if you want to get swole to feel better about yourself, that's fine. You don't have to justify it to a stranger on an anonymous image board.

Just don't pretend you're doing it for women. You'll find some that do, but women as a whole just aren't into the "swole" look: http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/beauty/3730590/Six-packs-overrated-study-shows

>>18040863
Not him. But getting
>Most attractive women hate that look
out of any study on these things, really makes you come across like someone heavily effected by confirmation bias.

>>18039191
It's a gunshow comic

>>18040863
Yeah I'm totally going to pick a land whale with a fedora over any man with a decent body and good genes.
I don't care how much of a nice guy you are, there are fit nice guys too.
>spergs actually believe this shit

>>18037666
>the higher rode

>>18040899
>effected
I'm the only one posting evidence so far.

>>18041009
Who said anything about a landwhale? Or a fedora?

Do you really believe your options are 1. swole and 2. morbidly obese man in ugly hat?

I don't understand why everyone's so butthurt right now. If you're working out for yourself, great. If you're one of the relatively few women who actually likes the bodybuilder look, great.

Just don't ask me to pretend that this is Tumblr and all bodies are equally attractive to everyone. They're not, and you if you want to modify your body to be more attractive to the average member of the opposite sex, it just makes sense to read up on what they actually like first.

>>18041002
>gunshow comic
thanks

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>>18037539

>>18041249
LOST

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first time posting this - as a single image, that is. a kind anon put all the images together into one for me recently

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>>18041266
>>18041269

>>18041292
oh my fucking god I am in so much pain right now

>>18041206
I meant "affected", but I am sure you already could puzzle together, that I was saying, that you are making a wrong conclusion. You posted no evidence at all for your statement. The study doesnt say that "Most attractive women hate that look"

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>>18041352
hahaha, good stuff!

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>>18038166

>>18037655
lost

>>18038360
You should have put in spoiler b still
5spooky6me/2spooky4me

>>18040863
>>18040899
I tend to prefer less "swole" guys, just sayin. A little beer gut/roundness on a guy is actually kind of sexy. Fat has nothing to do with how sexy a guy is, it's all in confidence and presence.

>>18038699
Would still bang and what game?

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>>18038056

>>18038957
the edge is cutting my crawling skin

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>>18041484

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>>18041487

>>18041434
Sure, and I am pretty sure a lot of women have a similar view on this and most arent picky about a guy not having a sixpack.
But the other anon concluded from this basic fact, that "Most attractive women hate that look"

>>18037648
>with knowledge in my artillery

what did it mean by this?

>>18041515
nice,saved. thanks anon

>>18041519
ur welcome

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>>18039029

>>18038957
I wonder if he impressed the trailer park queen with his bbq lighter

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Not really /x/ but it does have to do with the paranormal

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I think I'm done with my dump, anyone wanna hear some spooks?

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>>18038057

>>18041570
like a greentext story? sure.
we only have 20 images left till limit. I have tons left in my folders... just taking my time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU2AIxkxiwg

If you have never seen it before, it is worth the full 15 minutes.

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how about some "bad taxidermy" before the image limit is reached? I got a folder of them from an old /x/ thread in the archives, but haven't seen them in a /x/ humor thread yet...

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>>18041604

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>>18041609

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>>18041615

>>18039122
fuck this one got me

new bread when?

I didn't realize dad humor was considered paranormal now

>>18041683
>dad humor
Underage b& for the kid up past bedtime

>>18041513
arsenal

>>18039126
fukken saved

>>18037655
damn moon coons

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>>18041577
I'll do you one better.

>>18042050
>BEEZOW DOO-DOO ZOPPITYBOP-BOP-BOP
lost

>>18037319
Sometimes I cringe when reading this because it says into tryhard territory a few times.

>>18034622
A clashic
http://youtu.be/EU2AIxkxiwg

>>18041206
>>18041434
samefag

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>>18038067

>>18042050
hahaha, thanks

>>18042186
isn't that fucking hilarious? he really did it, the mad man!

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>>18042241

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>>18041597
that's a good one, m8.

my fave .x/ related humor vids, in no particular order:

https://youtu.be/JSFz8VxzLf0
>psychic drawing
>pic related

https://youtu.be/KNYo69XiDfA
>beecumma squeeer shape, clood

https://youtu.be/bWIkqEnVG8I
>"are the Jews in Cahoots?"

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>>18034622
Wait I want to watch that, why come I can't?

>>18042354
just search google next time, friend

https://youtu.be/QDEK39v2-UI

>>18042394
oh it's a spoof lmao

>>18041515
>>18041496
>>18041487
>>18041484
This is my new favourite thing where can I find the original works (on mobile, sorry).

>>18042556
edward gorey monster festival

>>18041232
#REKT

>>18042556
look up don kenn

>>18042556
>>18042569
yep, Don Kenn is the artist. The words added was something that just happened - a good many, I believe, were made on /x/ (or /co/)a long time ago, but I don't know if it started here. I found them in an old thread in the archives. And FYI, word is Don Kenn knows about his work made into these silly pics with words added and he thinks they're funny.

see:
>http://4archive.org/board/x/thread/15164820

>http://archived.moe/co/thread/63370682/

and for original art (no words added)
>http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Don_Kenn_Gallery/Page_1

>>18038157
This made me laugh.
>Bitch, I'll burn you.

>>18038707
that looks real fuckin' nito

>>18037900
cute

>>18038653
hahaha

>>18037545
wish we had more screencaps like this for /x/ humor threads. I have a folder of them, but there's not that many, and it took me forever to find what I have.

>>18040359
>survery shows that most women prefer men who are fat and ugly
>why???
>because most women are also fat and ugly

>>18039820
I heard that the satanic church wanted to make colloring books and shit for children, but is it actually real?

>>18039955
Fucking lost

>>18042761
>the satanic church
oh boy

>>18038699
Not bad

>>18038207
This one got me

>>18041562
>Velma
>0/10
Fucking what

>>18041513
I feel strangely compelled to scratch Knowledge on a 155 shell now.

>>18038211
my favorite

>>18042761
You're thinking of the Satanic Temple, not the Church of Satan.
The Satanic Temple is a bunch of SJWs who are trying to push Satan in the name of tolerance of ALL religions instead of trying to create LESS religion in the world. They expel members whom they perceive to "harm" women and, unlike the other Satanic groups, actually make definitions of who is and isn't a "real Satanist".

I may not have a lot of respect for the Church of Satan for sitting around being useless hedonists, but at least they're not a bunch of sissies.

>>18043119
>useless hedonists
isn't that redundant? The whole point of hedonism is to do things that gives you pleasure. You're not really going to see any actual hedonist building a house or giving a speech on taxes or what have you

>>18042974
Do it bro, then make a shitty tweeter to show it off

>>18037615
shouldn't the colours of the building be the other way round?

>>18041484
anyone got this without the words

>>18034622
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuRJdM9yV4s

>>18043152
Maybe, but wouldn't a useful hedonist at least do something like build a waterpark or open a nightclub or invent a drink?

The problem with the CoS is that they mainly just sit around having private parties for Gilmore's friends and have fostered an exclusive atmosphere. I don't really have any respect for Marxism, but Karl was right when he said "The philosophers have only interpreted the world - the point, however, is to change it"

Unfortunately most atheistic Satanists are apathetic and those that aren't end up being SJWs like the Satanic Temple.

>>18037732
>>>/r/eeee

>>18043335

>>18042627

>>18039955
>took this awhile back
>4chan filename

>>18039078
M8 u are fully bonkers. How many drugs have you taken?

>>18034622
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42_y4bGRVtw

>>18040359
Lol, lost it.

>>18038211
Monster Musume.jpg

>>18038717
You can just go fuck yourself.

>>18038067
>It was motherfucking Cthulu, holy fucking shit

Lost

>>18039016
I'm here to help. It's what I was literally born to do. I have an iFunny if you want someplace less crowded to talk in. What's up?

>>18038410
Pikachulu

>>18040563
Not u again. Seriously?

>>18041292
I fucking lost it. XD

>>18044443

>XD

kill yourself namefaggot omg

>>18041597
Literally in tears right now xD

>>18044469
No u

>>18044443
>>>/reddit/

>>18042627
Many thanks, famalam.

image limit's been reached, anons. new YLYL thread here

>>18042505

>>18039020
That's a picture of a flying saucer drawn on a piece of paper caught on tape, you retarded sack of shit.

>>18037655

fucking lost

>>18034641
I had to check the plebs for that one. That was fucking hilarious. Wonder why all the good shit gets deleted

>>18041517
meme magic strikes again

>>18037529
Nice quip, would've worked better if the source material was actually not hilarious. Find something that won't elicit a chuckle from general population and try agin.

>>18037666
>What the fuck was that guy's problem?

>>18038375
>there is a gnome under my bed

Ya got me.

>>18037615
I don't advocate fiery, violent explosions that kill thousands of people, but for a split second before my frontal lobe kicked in I was like, yeah, that could work. I hate Trump. I don't wish he was dead or anything like that, I just wish that interdimensional travel existed an he "accidentally" got transported to a universe that was not ours.

>>18037648
This guy has to be a troll, he doesn't look serious at all. I get the feeling that he went out and got a hold of a trench coat and a fedora just to take these pics. The beard doesn't even look real.

>>18037524
It's real. They are all real. All images are real images.

>>18037570
>>18038454
HTC One M8? Cuz that's the one I have and it's a piece of shit. I'd recommend an iPhone over it, and I do not recommend fucking iPhones.

>>18038051
How many times is he going to get back up and fail, before he realizes that he's too retarded to climb stairs? I've sat through at least an hour of this thing. Anyone ever make it to the end? Go ahead and spoil it. Does someone tell him he's too tarded? They should.

>>18038238
Name? That's just a bunch of wetback gibberish.

>>18038139
>that's a regular bible

>>18038380
longcat rulez all

>>18038415
Why not? It's just perfect for boring you to sleep if you have insomnia or something.

>>18048261
>wetback gibberish.

>Le Petit Mort

oh U!

>>18047967
I don't understand why that post or the other one was deleted honestly. just old classic funny /x/ stuff. (man hook car door, owl/alien comics). oh well.

>>18039122
>great synth pop

Fucking disco fags, you need to die.

>>18048261
It's French. Specifically, "La Petit Mort," is French for, "The Small Death," which is a colloquialism for, "an orgasm."

Also, it looks like it's either a cafe or pub sign, or a standee sign for a hotel. So, somewhere, there's a cafe, pub, or hotel that's named after the French slang for cumming.

>>18048612
Oh fuck my bad. Say what you want about those Spaniard fucks that sneak into our country, at least they aren't fucking cowards who'll surrender to anyone, even a bunch of fucking German pussies. It's still gibberish though. There's a reason Jesus wrote the bible in English. It's because he does not approve of so-called foreign languages. They are Satanic garbage.

>>18048620
I know this is a troll. I know, and yet, I am compelled. Two things:

Thing the first: The French were dumb, but they weren't cowards. The reason they surrendered was because they cemented their gun emplacements in one direction, which prevented them from counter-attacking when the German forces that attacked them came around from the side. They still tried, for quite a while, to fight them off with infantry weapons, but realized they were losing and gave up rather than die.

Thing the second: The Bible was originally written in Hebrew, then translated to Latin, then finally to English. And, despite the different languages being described as a punishment(Tower of Babel, etc), they were handed down by God. Satan was not involved, unless you want to say that he put the desire to build a tower that reached all the way to heaven into the hearts of the people that tried. Also? Not written by God. Written by prophets who believed that they were putting God's will into written word.

>>18048620
>There's a reason Jesus wrote the bible in English.
I lost.
fucking hell, anon. you taking this show on the road sometime?

>>18048301
Why are you so insecure?

>>18047990
He discovered atheism the very moment his first fedora alit on his head. It's too much for most mortals.

>>18042050
>"Kick a Ginger Day" Victim
Every time

>>18048631
>Also?

That's not a question you anti-Jesus extremist faggot. Stop trying to oppress me and my fellow Christfags with your disbelief, and unorthodox use of the Christian language, hallelujah!

>>18048998

Afraid not. I can't stand being around other people. I mean if I know you you're fine, but as far as I'm concerned anyone I don't know are all just a bunch of niggers that can fuck off.

>>18049409

I dunno. I'm not paying some shrink to find out. There was a time in my life when I cared why, but today I don't. I like me just fine the way I am, and part of the way I am is that I hate disco. Rock and roll forever, fag.

>>18050149

As an atheist, let me assure you I've never worn a fedora. I hate hats in general. They look retarded. You see niggers and rednecks (or trailer niggers as they are properly known) wearing them for a reason. Especially in Texas, the geographical location with one the highest concentrations of purest faggotry, worldwide.

>>18050720

>As an atheist, let me assure you I've never worn a fedora. I hate hats in general. They look retarded. You see niggers and rednecks (or trailer niggers as they are properly known) wearing them for a reason. Especially in Texas, the geographical location with one the highest concentrations of purest faggotry, worldwide.

Kek I was poking more fun at the phenomenon of fedora and letheism combined.