Post your scary stories about Sleep paralysis, alien abductions,

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>Post your scary stories about Sleep paralysis, alien abductions, Monster in the woods, etc.

In other words you want all the topics on /x/ reposted here in your thread -- where you've contributed nothing of your own.

One night I had sleep paralysis and was abducted by aliens and dropped off in the woods where I faced a monster.

>>18027516
Once I woke up from sleep in the middle of the night and sat up and just looked around like something woke me up. Then something with a huge hand put its hand on my head and start rubbing it back and forth side to side really fast like a man rubs a dwarfs head for luck. Then it took its hand away. His hand was so big it palmed my big head like a basketball. And they were warm. I was alarmed but not scared.

>>18027639
I was that Monster, can confirm Ayy lamos.

>Be Me
>Be 18 years old
>Be fearless
>Fall asleep one night
>Wake up
>Can't move
>still calm
>Shadow person appears
>it tried to pin me to the bed
>it got disturbed because I wasn't freaking out
>suddenly I flung it off me
>Forced it into a corner
>Viciously anal raped it
>it has never bothered me for 10 years

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>>18027516
A thread from two days ago.

Only time I can remember having sleep paralysis was in high school.
>going to sleep
>hit me, feels weird man
>hear demonic weird voice saying some weird shit.
>snap out of it.
>tv was on, my mind made it sound fucked up.
>realized my mind is weird.
>never happened since.

>>18027753
Idk why this made me lol.

>>18027516
i hate sleep paralasis the other night where a tv was playing right behind my back i could see the light of the tv and could hear the tv playing. i thought it was real life. then i tried to turn around and i could not move i relised it was sleep paralysis it scared me and i tried a couple more times to snap out of it i finally woke up and was scared as hell there was no tv playing it was a dream or some shit but it was sleep paralysis cause it was so real.

>>18029409
Hawt

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>>18027516
its crazy to me that sleep paralysis seems so "paranormal" to some people. I started getting it in college, and have probably had it happen well over 100 times in the past 5 years. Sure, it scared the shit outa me the first few times, but after a while it really just gets annoying,

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>>18027516

As a younger man, I would use the woods as an escape from my shitty girlfriend. I could crash on the sofa whenever I wanted and was basically homeless, checking in every now and then for a bowl of cereal and bread. She was a stupid redneck hooker, and a weird combination both high sex drive and socially awkward. Couldn't carry a dinner table conversation to save her life, but very responsive to touching.
I didn't have a job and just moved furniture on Craigslist for cash, and camped out and napped all day by the creek. "Fishing" lol.

I swear to Jesus I saw dwarves in the valley behind the property. Very private area, with a rocky river wide campsites with waterfalls, and an old forest road that ran the ridgetop on the other side of the ravine. I was dozing on a rock in the sun and heard a splash, and saw three little white people scurry up the opposite hillside. They were all naked, and used the branches to climb straight up a hillside where there was no trail.

I've also heard people laughing late at night, repeatedly. Loud-mouthed cackling and booing. I'll get my gun and look around, trying to find the source, and end up getting lost. I'll just sleep out, make a fire, and wrap up in my coat. Then I'll hear it again. Also a lot of squatch in my area, so it could be them. But they're friendly, and generally recognize your presence. I don't know who these fuckers are laughing at me.

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The only really spoopy thing that happened to me I can barely remember.

>be 4 ish
>driving through the wilderness in Main with my parents
>because 4 year old's can drive
>get lost
>parents argue
>see two large brownish birds flying around / circling the car
>they fly closer and it becomes apparent they're not birds
>they're moths
>moths the size of fucking seagulls with shining green eyes
>parents lose their shit and floor it at 110mph down the highway in our piece of shit saturn until we reach the nearest
reasonably inhabited area
>today parents refuse to talk about it and yell at me when I bring it up