Post any funny x related stories. Also: I once read a skinwalker

>>18015447
Try not posting shit for the OP pic first.

>>18015447
any funny x related stories.

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>>18015462
>>18015479
Sry guys for not providing any real content to you, like how to summon a succubus or I will summon satan, ask hillary anything -threads.

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>>18015447

>>18015579
well the noises did stop

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>>18015447

>>18015812
actually a pretty good story

>>18015570
I wouldn't worry about it.

>>18015610
Is this a god tier YLYL thread now?

>>18015610
I'm fucking dying; eyes even got a little moist. Why is this so hilarious?

>>18015812
hm
can skinwalkers have babbies with hoomans

>>18015812
how to get skinwalker gf?

>>18016541
Tbh skinwalker gf doesn't sound that bad, probably can't get pregnant either, but I'd still wear one, I ain't tryina catch skin walker aids

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>>18015812

>>18015462
I kek'd

>>18016778
Fuck I'm dying

>>18016778
Man, I remember when /tg/, /d/, /k/. and /x/ had a shit ton of cross board stuff. It led to truly epic occurrences.

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>>18015570
>>18016541
>>18016570
And it still ended in a fucking succubus thread omg. Am I the only virgin here who is not interested in fucking abominations like a skinwalker?

There was one story about a guy pulling a prank on someone by pretending to have them caught up in a conspiracy. The guy didn't take is seriously until the anon showed up at his house and the dude ran away. The anon got a ban for posting it and I didn't cap it. Someone has to have it.

>>18017429
>ohio
i kek'd

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>>18018399
>not having a fetish for ohio or floortiles

>>18017429
what the fuck is deerification

>>18017429
>Floor Tiles
kek I remember that thread

/r/ing a fucking

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>>18017429
>Contemplating dog knees

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>>18017429
>MFW I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo

what the hell am I doing here?

(I should be on /d/ or something)

>>18017429
Depending on how far something has to be before it stops being monster girl, I could be fallen. At the very least I am degenerate.
>I regret nothing

BAH, spaceniggers.

>>18018587
Only thing I can think of is a form of pony or puppy play, but with deer. And probably more permanent body modifications to fit the role

>>18017429
>Seeing this image
>Oh, I'm just a creep, degenerate on a kinky day. That's ok I guess, this is 4chan after all
>Read "Children of the trough" and "Sexualized inanimate objects"
>...

I'm Fallen. Is it actually possible to go beyond that?

This thread represents the current state of this board perfectly. Please, go kill yourself. Everyone of you.

OP and namefaggot especially

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>>18015447
i don't think this was meant to be comedic but it made me burst out laughing

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Saved this a few weeks ago

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>>18018904
Was just about to post this, glad to see my cap saved, that thread was worth it

>obligatory ghost puncher story

>>18017429
forgot "medieval knight armour" in creep. i think i saved a picture of it somewhere

>>18019404
what the fuck?

>>18019404

the perfect parody of these stupid internet rituals, 10/10

>>18020372
>release twelve caged crows at town hall on the night of the blue moon while screaming "RETURN IT TO ME!"
>mayor doesn't like new crow infestation
>get arrested for ???
>at least you found your car keys

>>18018950
What the fuck even is "Children of the trough"? I just assumed most of the Fallen stuff was made up.

>>18017429
>sexualised inanimate objects
oh come the fuck on i was comfy at 'weird' then you had to bring out the big guns

>>18019394
best one ever
never lost so hard

>>18017429
Whelp, only one way to go.
I gotta fuck god/a god.

>>18020998
which ones?

>>18019394
Always gets me, that's definitely one of the best greentext stories i've ever read.

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>>18015447
Oc donut

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>>18016778
>tfw no spectral ayy lmao gf to make cold, sensual love to until I die of sleep deprivation

Anyone has the one about the autistic kid in white Spice man costume that was mistaken for a skinwalker?

>>18021722
>>18018904

>>18016476
Shape shift will prob. change their inner organs to match hooman's, so yes.

>>18016778
tfw ayy lmao made you think it wanted the D, but instead just wanted to study your bod until it eventually warped you back to it's space pod for dissecting, fucking idiot.

>>18018953
A sodium based anon

>>18022238
Fuck that newspaper clipping got me

But in all seriousness it kinda of looks like prosthetic eyes/face, like he got his face blown off or something

>out for a nighttime drive
>in a thunderstorm
>just rolling through some back roads, trees on either side
>notice a girl standing on the side of the road
>even though I frequent /x/, I decide to pick her up
>pull over and shout for her to get through my now open passenger window
>she gets in
>looks kind of banged up
>dirty white sundress, matted hair, blank expression
>also had a weird smell to her, but I didn't mind
>ask her why she is standing out in the rain
>she just mumbles something
>ask her if I can take her somewhere
>she mumbles that she lives close to the town cemetery and to just drop her there
>weird, but whatever
>drive to the cemetery
>drive past the cemetery
>she looks at me and mumbles something
> look back at her
>"no spooky shit tonight darling. Daddy's lonely."

>>18022318
Kek

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>>18017429
>tfw ascended

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>>18015447

>>18023001
By far the most fucking hilarious thing i've read on 4chan

>>18018965
Its funny because I know the party scene in Minneapolis and I know for a fact if any skinwalkers came up on some of them during a camping binge one fat line of ketamollicaine later they'd be regretting it.

>>18022238
oh jesus it's 2 am and i'm fucking losing my shit
i think i just woke up everyone in this fucking building laughing so hard

>>18017429
>someone took the time to make this
Someone shoot me in the fucking head already, Jesus. Where's my revolver?

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Magic is alwas relevant.

>>18015610
Apparently demons are 'true ass niggas'.

>>18015812
Wait - are Skinwalkers evil? Because I thought they want to kill and eat humans.

>>18016778
I-is he dead?

>>18022318
Hah. This should be a comic

>dark time of my life
>heroin and meth addiction.
>go to friends house
>he has a jar
>"omg, look whats in it"
>"no way all that powdery substance is dope"
> look on it's side, says mom and 2 dates
>"dude that's an urn."
>"dude You've been smoking and shooting up somebodies dead mother"
> junky friend ends up using urn as an ashtray and disposal unit for needle cotton.
>girl comes over to his place and discovers it while carpet farming
>"oh god where did you get this"
>friend comes up with an excuse
>"so and so left it here and opened it up."
>sitting there watching this junky chick pick out cigarette butt's, syringes and cotton balls out of the urn
>go home and pray
>friend later goes insane and commits suicide
>pray im not cursed as well

I had a nightmare I was with an old man. He put a helmet on me. I got shingles. It was very painful. When he bought me a new shirt it scratched my shingles. I was bloody but I really wanted to go to my graduation. I was salutatorian. The old man sold a gun to a guy who kills people. Nobody could stop him. We went to a carpet store but no one was there. I ate some chips and then I woke up.

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>>18026211
Holy shit dude

>>18015579

>parents so immature that they make noises to spook their son at night
>blame him when he goes schizo

>>18015812

I fucking hate le skinwalker stories but this was actually pretty good

>>18016778

Awesome story, though what's up with the whole Descartes thing??

>>18026458
Cool story bro

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>>18018399
>not knowing about the legendary ohio fetish

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>>18022318

/r/ the one about the hot air balloon with the spooky face