Hi /x/, how do I become an alien hunter? What gear do I need

Move to somwhere in Europe like Hungary or some shit, they don't care if you hunt aliens, especially illegal aliens. Just be sneaky about it.

>>18013732
thermal gear and a shitload of fire power

pro mode to get them out of small caves: tear gas and taser

it sounds like you have what it takes what with your consulting /x/ about this BEFORE you decide to start hunting. job speed, anon.

Take DMT and before the trip starts make sure there is a loaded gun in your hands

>>18013732
>I really hate aliens and my passion is to wipe out every alien that tries to come on our planet.

Why?

>>18013952
>come on our planet

Obviously, a Grey jacked off over the side of his flying saucer, and OP was underneath, and got fluorescent glowing alien spooge in his hair

>>18013732

Jesus christ how is that fucking saucer still breathing

>>18014145
kek

>>18013732

BUILD WALL

>>18013952
Because they just come to our planet to take our people for experiments and reproduction. They don't want to contribute anything to our society.

The only good alien is a dead alien and I hope to make a lot of good aliens.

>>18014634

And we'll make THEM pay for it!

Never change /x

>>18014935
I sure u did lot of LSD bOai

Xenophobe

>>18013732
>Buy rifle
>drive to mexican border
>kill alien

>>18013732
put a bomb into ur asshole and tell them, that u r ready to be thier test subject.When they take u to their ship, just detonate ur asshole and save our weekends

>>18015686
So what IS the official stance of Islam on UFOs?

>>18013732
Create a lure of easily impregnable asian women for the aliens to abduct. Lace every pussy with tier 3 anthrax and claim your alien dick trophy.

>>18013732
Listen kid. You don't know aliens like I do. When I was three I was probed and banged for 10 nights by dirty smelly alien scum. I then fucked each and every one of them back.

Get off the computer and get fucked, kid.

>>18015714
Lace your asshole with tier-3 anthrax

>>18015718
That's some shit that the aliens say. What are you doing here, border bandit?

>>18015714
That's why I want to kill all fucking aliens and I don't believe you fucked them back.
I believe you told yourself you did to hide your shame but there's nothing to be ashamed of.

I want to be ready so if these assholes try anything like that with my family I can shoot them dead right there.

>>18013732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv9G3I1FkuI
>>18015704
you mean the Djinn?

>>18015721
big black asses

>>18015726
You won't be able to fuck them before they grab hold of your delicious human asshole and take you and your family for a spin. The only thing you can do, which is what my position was, is take out your 10 inch shmeat and fuck 'em back.

>>18015728
Clown-car lookin ass

>>18015736
Alien schmeat ulcers :c(

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>>18013933
this desu senpai