hey, /x/, i'm bored (read: drunk). i feel like doing horoscope

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>>18010694
I'll meet you halfway and post my chart

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drinking is bad for you

>>18010700
if you think drinking is bad, drinking and deep frying chicken wings is worse.\

>>18010699
what question do you have? this month should be putting some things in perspective, but you always get like his during the summer.

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>>18010708
I ate a bowl of karaage with salted ketchup yesterday, feels good man.

>>18010715
did you make the karaage or did you get it from somewhere? karaage sounds nice right now

>>18010708
I didn't have any questions in particular, but how's my money looking?

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>>18010721
me mum made it but I mean I can make it too, it takes like 10 minutes, just google how to make them

>>18010727
money's looking...

you've got this weird thing were you invest your time and talents in these lofty ideals of how people should get along and how to create the perfect society. but whenever you decide to put truth to action, you end up going your own way. you find out that not many people are willing to join the direction you wish to go.

when dealing with business, pay attention to what people are willing to concede to you. it can keep help you orient towards what ventures really can help you out. if you can overcome your need to carry out these plans totally by yourself, you've got a chance to make some $$$

11 / 20 / 1991

Chicago

Not sure how this works.

How are things going to go if i keep fucking up? And how well will thing go if i can get my shit together?

>>18010763
hey, listen

you've got this. you have these ideas of what it means to strive and to be the person that you should be, but they're just ideas. time doesn't unfold exactly how we expect it to be. sometimes we take paths that turn up being full of deceit. it may feel like you have nothing now, but pay attention on how you work on your own value to the world. it's worth something more real than you think.

don't let your ideas of what you think should be happening with you distort what you really need for yourself. "getting your shit together" won't mean anything until you learn what it is that's valuable within you. something i think is not as far out of your reach as it seems.

>>18010761
I'll keep this in mind, thanks

>>18010785

Very much appreciated! Thank you.

Yay. I will bite

5-11-1981

Mission viejo

How does my current employment look like and how much do i suck as a parent/ husband?

>>18010694

June 9th 1989
Latitude 44.941853
Longitude -93.107264

St. Paul Children's Hospital

06/09/1989

How is education looking? Will I pass the internship and pass this quarter's class?

Do I need to look into tutoring? Something outside of the school for it?

Will I graduate?

>>18010803
remember what it is you know about the other when you find work. it may feel odd, but you know it better than you think.

this counts for parenthood. you have a better grasp of what an inner child wants than you think. apply that to the child outside of you.

as for love, you have a desire that reaches deeper than most people are willing to admit they have. it takes time for that someone else to show how deep their love runs. give them that time.

>>18010810

Hey thanks!

What kind of alcohol are you drinking tonight btw? When i go to the bar i sometimes order a tall beer with angry orchard and fat tire mixed in.

>>18010805
you were born in france?

3/30/1995
Orange, CA

Will I ever figure out my career path, and will i be a good parent?

>>18010812
i had a honey ale, but now i'm drinking a "belgian style" ipa... whatever that means??

>>18010815
have you ever considered politics? you seem suited for it.

you'll be a fine parent. as long as you keep close the bond you know exists between you, the bond that is worth more than anything in life, and the bond that you will always devote yourself to, you'll do great.

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>>18010694
What can you tell me about this?

>>18010838
don't worry about it :^)

>>18010694
8/12/1994. san luis obispo, ca. leo sun. scorpio moon. do we accept our nature, or fight against it for what's right? sex-related

>>18010866
envision yourself 20 years down the road. who do you see down that path? that should tell you if you should nurture what lies deep inside or act according to what you know is right.

>>18010877
pick a number between 1-77 plz

>>18010879
2

>>18010694
meh why not.
4/18/95 dalton
do i have permanent mild bad luck? do things ever start to get better and stay that way a while? anything important i should know?

Man, what's up with all the Califags?

>>18010694
Piesces
What does the future hold for me?

Hmm I guess I'll take a chance on this.

10/18/97
Mesa, AZ

How are my dreams at night looking? Anything stand out or give me an answer?

Male Aries 4/17/88 calama, Chile. I'm having trouble finding a job, anything on that?

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>>18010694
i hate life atm

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Could you tell me about my love life?

Still here anon?

>>18010694
Alright. I don't believe in any of this but I'm bored (read: stuck in a hospital). June 29th is my birth month and I was born somewhere in Wisconsin.

>>18010699
>>18010727
Oh boy.
>Sun 1st quadrature Jupiter
>Sun conjunction Uranus in X.
>Sun conjunction Saturn in X.
>Jupiter 2nd quadrature Saturn and Uranus

This doesn't look good at all honestly. You should especially make sure to stay away from any loans.

Interesting radix overall though.

>>18012213
Birthday* and my question was should I just give up?

12/15/97 Alberta,

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What is wrong with me and what does the future hold for me

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Is anyone still making readings?
I'd be very grateful if anyone could comment

4/26/96
Fort Worth TX
tell me astrological shit about myself

januarary 22nd 1994 aqaurius, born in dover new jersey

>>18010694
12/27/1990 ~7:00am Detroit, Michigan

Any suggestions on likely avenues to relieving my sever social anxiety or helping me find employment? Been relatively lonely lately and I find it hard to socialize due to my lack of funds and anxiety, yet my anxiety and record make it rather difficult to find a job.

Would now be a good time to pursue spiritual experimentation?

>>18010694
February 20 1990
Sharon, Connecticut

Will I find a decent career within my interests and studies

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What does my chart say about me?