Can we just have a general spooky thread where we post spooky

I can get some skinwalker stories if anyones down

>>18003939
I don't know what a skinwalker is but I feel like that sometimes. I'm literally always dazed out and unaware of myself like I'm just trapped in skin.

>>18003939
Please do I love those stories

it's not much but every night at around 12am i walk my dog around the apartment complex. there have been a few times where i was walking in between some buildings, no lights, and can see a figure at one of the 2nd floor windows in my peripheral. it creeps me because the light isn't on in that room and i feel like someone just wants to watch me for some reason.

Theres a ifunny account with the stories ill post one or two

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Clearly fake but pretty spooky

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Robert Broom:
Found multiple upright ape fossils in the Sterkfontein cave formation. Before his findings, Raymond Dart had excavated the Taung Child fossil from a chunk of limestone found by locals. Not knowing precisely where to look for more, Broom apparently was told by spirits where to find the bones. Sure enough, he found a treasure trove, anything from intact skulls to spines and hips. Once he had finished his final paper describing these findings, he said, "Now that's finished...and so am I." He died later that night.

Perhaps his ancestors/relatives were telling him to let them see the light of day once more.

>>18003928
I'll tell you a story about how my body was almost turned into a lizard, a zombie, a puppet for the devil...

Make sure to screenshot this, as almost every time I post it, the thread or my posts are deleted, Satan and the antichrist actually moderate 4chan

>>18004093
Last Christmas I was attacked by the antichrist and Satan with telepathy (schizophrenia).
They made their voices loud and pretended to be God, telling me to break all of the mirrors in my house.
I did, and I eventually ended up stranded on the highway with no gas, where police took me from my car and escorted me to an emergency room.
The first thing that seemed off to me was that when I walked inside of the automatic doors of the emergency room, they locked shut behind me, and wouldn't open from the inside.
I immediately had a sense that I was going to die inside of this hospital.
I walked out of the hospital, going out of a different exit, and workers began to follow me out of the hospital - I wasn't even formerly admitted into the hospital yet, they were hawking me down.
Eventually I went with them and I was placed on a gurney and put into a room, where workers tried to cross my arms over my chest.
Again, something felt off, so I placed my hands by my side, and workers around my bed began attacking me like demons. I felt an elbow to my temple as they tied me down like an animal and put a catheter in my dick against my will.
After waiting for hours to go to the bathroom, I convinced the workers to let me up so I could go.
They kept my catheter in to deter me from escaping, and put two heavy guards in front of the bathroom door.
I tried to remove my catheter while sitting down but it was too deep and too painful.
I ended up just holding the bag attached to the catheter like a football, and I pushed the two guards out of the way, and ran out of the hospital, dodging and juking out everyone who tried to catch me.
At least four staff members ran out of the hospital full speed to track me down and eventually convinced me to go back to the hospital.
I agreed because they still had my phone and I had no one to call, and I was half naked with a hospital gown on.
So I was escorted back into the hospital...

>>18004097
>cont'd
I ended up back in the same room, and this time a nurse sarcastically remarked, as I was praying (I knew I was going to die), "Oh, I'm a Christian too~"
Then she stuck me with a needle full of who knows what - they didn't bother telling me.
It knocked me unconscious and I was in a coma
When I woke up, I was in a crazy house and I felt incredibly weak.
I felt the veins on my right arm and they were hard like rigor mortis had set in.
They tried to bleed me dry.
When I regained consciousness the voice of the antichrist was still there talking to me, attempting to mindfuck me into thinking I was in purgatory.
I ended up staying in the crazy house for 31 days, where I was forced to take "medication" in order to be released.

I ended up learning quite a bit from this experience.
America is Babylon The Great
The crazy houses are the modern versions of the Nazi Death Camps where they attempt to kill off people who know the Truth (prophets) slowly by giving them fucked up medication, and where there's a wooden coffin under each bed (Revelation 18:24). Satan and the antichrist are two tentacle monsters who possess the corpses of people they kill and of people who sell their souls: they are attempting to create a hivemind army so that they can take over the world (The Revelation 17:13) and fulfill their NWO plan of depopulation.

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>>18003939
Yes please!

>>18004107
>cont'd
The real reason they attacked me at the hospital, however was not just to kill me because I knew too much.
They attempted to bleed me dry and have Satan possess my body.
This is one way lizards/devils are often made, via trauma that quite literally kills someone, who is then brought back to "life".
Considering how many devils were at the emergency room I went to, this seems like it is done pretty often.
Satan and the antichrist do this because as tentacle monsters, they barely have power on the earth, so they need bodies in order to enact their self fulfilling prophesies...
These bodies that they control are often called lizards, devils, and puppets, because quite literally, they have a tentacle in them that controls them like a puppet.

The antichrists most notable puppets are Tom Brady, Young Thug, Donald Trump, and Hillary Clinton

They attempt to steal souls by all means, including love, and are attempting to rig the election from both sides by being Hillary and Trump, as well as all of the delegates and superdelegates - voting for themselves.

It's quite sick, but now you know why there's an inverted pentagram built into the streets of Washington D.C.

P.S., Satan and the antichrist are also mods on this website that censor threads and individual posts, making sure to make and leave up the threads about summoning demons and succubi so that they can steal all of your souls and shove a tentacle up everyone's ass.

>>18004097
schitzo confirmed

>>18004113
we warned you

>>18004113
to keep quiet

>>18004113
but you won't listen

>>18003948
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN!
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL!

>>18004072
It's like a really mild version of the call of cthulhu

>>18004113
>>18004107
>>18004097
>>18004093
how can i become as crazy as this guy? seems fun.

>>18004113
update, as this has happened 8 months ago...
In attempts to scare me from spreading the Truth, I ended up learning much more about these demons.
They are extremely prevalent in America, I'm talking, almost everyone on my culdesac is a devil, and they truly are only two "people". Meaning, they will be entire families together, killing the children when they are born and possessing the bodies, even becoming the dogs and pets after they are spayed and neutered.

The antichrist, Solomon, I Kings 10:14, The Revelation 13:18, The Revelation 17:13, is actually the beast, and has been for the last 3500 years, so there should be no looking for the actual antichrist, as he lives in millions if not billions of bodies, objects, and animals. He has even called himself the Lord of Hosts, as he and Satan have been possessing the bodies of men, women, animals, even furniture, using anything as a host.

They use their richest puppets to try and make us, humans, sad, jealous, or attempt to get us to idolize them (celebrities), but in reality, they are more crackheads and porch-lizards than anything, leeching off the Holy Spirit by taxing us and giving themselves welfare... endlessly talking to themselves as they eventually lose all of their friends due to their personality and their true nature.

You can see their obvious and pathetic attempts at leading us astray through their rewriting of the BIble..

In the story where Abraham was told by "God" to sacrifice his son, he was actually being attacked by Satan with telepathy, which was why an angel was sent to him to tell him to stop... You can also see how they rewrote the story of Job in order to make the reader question God, Who is Perfect in all of His Plans.

Peace.

>>18004160
be a good person, follow the Ten Commandments, smoke weed

>>18004171
you again?

not creepy but cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfUGatmZRb0

>>18003928
ah, top lel OP

Was this the original intention of. /x/?

>>18004171

get the fuck off this board you giant lmao 420 blaze it faggot

>>18004171
smoke weed - check
ten commandments - can't do, if i had to choose a god to worship, i'd choose one that's more interesting
be a good person - there is no such thing as a good person. people care for their family because it's only biological to want your own DNA to propagate and every other act of goodness can be attributed to altruism.

>>18004176
you devil faggots literally beg me to sell my soul and watch me masturbate on a daily basis

get a life

Sometimes at night I hear a quick series of thumps, like something small crawling inside a vent. What are the chances that there's a demon baby crawling around in my house at night?

>>18004168
Dude that's all standard hospital procedure. I worked in an er for years

>>18004211
uh. i just meant that you commented something similar in another thread

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>>18004113
mfw young thug is the antichrist

>>18004211
Y would you imperdonate me? U are a fake an illegitimate liar. I am MIJ. Who are you?

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>>18003928
Every soul but mine has passed on and is either alive and dead or just dead. And every soul has recieved a dimension or void where they are God, except me. Im stuck here in my body in this dimension. And God wont let me get high. My life sucks I have no money and everyone thinks im an imposter and noone believes me eventho i can proove im right my imposter is dead. I am not. He wears a trenchcoay i d entical to mine and when i try to proove im legit he copys everything i do. Make sure its truly me if you think ur talking to MIJ. How do u do that. Easy ask me.if im talking to you.

>>18004563
>Wears a trenchcoat identical to mine

Autist confirmed go back to /b/

>>18004113
I know who u r.... Ur the guy who u and ur wife get attacked by young thug in your sleep.... ? Right?

I started reading about UFO's lately and it's re-sparked my interest. I think that UFO's have visited earth in some capacity. Does anyone have any good reading resources about specifically about UFO's visiting earth?

I had a dream when I was about 3 years old that I was abducted by aliens. It's one of my earliest memories, I was being chased by a green alien with lots of tentacles one of which reached out and grabbed my leg making me faceplant on the ground I was then dragged into their space ship. The whole dream was presented in the third person but never showed my face and everything was moving close to or less than 1 fps and each frame I saw was like it was a picture taken with long exposure.

Sort of like this film but more frantic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6anMLFwHFqs

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>>18004236
Bro does not look healthy

>>18004168
I only brought up I think I know who u .... Because I remember looking it up when I saw u talk about.... Burnt honestly think ur scitzophrenic... And ur wife too.... I'm sorry.... My mom struggled with it as well... Please take ur meds .... Ur being dalusional

>>18004147
Plus it has a much more optimistic ending. He only died when he felt his job was complete.

Mesas are the petrified remains of GIGANTIC TREES https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUU19QNOSjU

>>18004113
>Tom Brady
I knew it

>>18003948
Somebody get this guy some fucked up skinwalker stories

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>>18003928

>>18004113
>to shove a tentacle up everyone's ass

This crown jewel of a line topped this off so well I lost my shit

Got a spoop/reality glitch from a week ago. Will be copy/pasting from when i sent it to a friend


Okay so, harold and kumar was the first movie (friend and i) ever watched and it means a lot to us, so as a gift I got him a harold and kumar dvd with frozen white castle burgers and I was cooking 4 of them.
Well I put then in the microwave then the toaster oven for a bit-
four burgers-
and I put cheese on them and counted, again,
four burgers,
the two other ones still packaged ((they come two burgers in a bag, three packs to a box)) and in the box.

After they were nice and done I got them together and was walking to the room with the plate and stacked them so they would fit on the plate when I started to eat one.

I was enjoying the delicious little burger with the cheese I added and the little onions like flavor crystals that just explode in your mouth,
and got to the room and gave Sebastian one too so we could eat them together.
I finish the burger , and he is almost finished with his.
We're enjoying our meal and I'm relieved that we still have three burgers left.
There were three burgers left.
We ate two, and there were three remaining.
In between the time I retrieved the burgers from the toaster oven and arrived to the room, a fifth burger had generated.
Complete with the one slice of cheese i added to the exact four little burgers was an extra sandwich.
The other two packaged were still in the fridge.
Still no explanation to how it happened but Sebastian and I are still startled.
We ate all the burgers.

>>18004097
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>>18004113
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>>18008840
You know nobody is gonna read all this. Greentext or gtfo

>>18003928
That picture is how I feel when I dream.

>>18008855
Fine.
>with internet boy in person
>our first movie we watched is harold and kumar
>get him white castle dvd & frozen white castle burgers as gift
>6 burgers per box, 2 in a pack, 3 packs
>decide to cook up 4, 2 are still in freezer
>microwave perfect 4
>put exact for in toaster oven and add a cheese slice that perfectly fits the four burgers
>ding dong done, stack four burgers, eat one on way to room
>tasty little onion with the melty cheese and crisp bun
>oegamiom
>get to room and give the boy a burger
>we eat our own respective burgers in unison
>toodily doodily theres 3 left
>3 left
2 eated burgers +3 BURGERS LEFT =troodily doodily to fucking many
>shitting ourselves off the ground
>magical generated burger
>still 2 frozen burgers in the fridge
>drowning in shit

Wish i had a gothic girlfriend with daddy issues

>>18008878
bf here to confirm it. hamburger appeared out of nowhere.

>>18008878
>1st world problems

>>18008878
shit thats funny

>>18004137
Well played, sir.