Talking on the phone with friend when someone knocks on my door.

>>17976384
So relieved I say it's nothing and tell him to look at his phone and half laugh it off saying I was reading his phone message. They stare back like OP pic. They guy looks at his phone and says oh, then fiddles with it and presents the same pic he started this with. at this point I should have told them to get off my porch I`m not helping; But I was kind of taken off guard by the situation with how weird they where acting and was a bit curious on what this was about or whether I recognized the guy in the pic. So, I maneuvered my head this time in acceptance that I was not allowed to touch the phone and studied the pic to try and determine If I`d ever seen this guy and memorize his face. I then said I never saw the guy in my life. They both took a sec. to gauge truthfulness and without explanation to any of this said ok and walked off.

Now here's the thing. This guy in the pic is white. There's no white people that live around here and there's absolutely no reason to assume I know anybody. These two people where too young to be officials, unless they where detectives on someone handing out STD's from the health dept. It was my assumption he had scorned somebody or done harm based on his pic and especially their attitude toward me. Kind of an accusatory we don't like you even though we're complete randoms bothering you for help.

I let them walk closed the door. grabbed my phone and asked my friend if he heard this shit. Then grabbed a cigarette and went outside to demand answers,hoping they`re canvassing the neighborhood. Unfortunately they're gone and it's obvious they are targeting my house directly for their unofficial manhunt.

The fucK? this creeped me out and I get homeless people banging on my door for rides at midnight when they get cold and don't get creeped. Partially because I`m strapped when I answer the door.

any thoughts or stories of creepy door to doors?

>>17976384
>>17976384
spooky shit dude, mind telling us what city?

>>17976443
>I'm strapped when I answer the door

I swear thr US is the weirdest fucking place. You know in the rest of the world we do the same exact things and deal with the exact same circumstances but without needing guns at all?

>>17976994
Sadly, we need them here.

>>17976994
So then how do you defend yourself?

>>17977013
Dunno about other guys, but I have a chainsaw, a machette, and an ax right by the door. I work innawoods a lot

>>17976443
>any thoughts or stories of creepy door to doors?
Its called bs rp anon

>>17976384
Are you a girl or just a faggot?

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I seriously have either a Taser or my shotgun in my hand. No reason for someone to be at my door after dark.

On topic, anyone get the idea the MIB are the retards of the ayy lmao world? Like they just send their second string of failed experiments out because they know it'll be the best way to fuck with us?

>>17977013
> defend yourself

From what? I live in the shitty part of Europe my whole life and never came to a situation where I thought " Damn why I didnt bring my gun" or something similar lol..

>>17976384
>sell
>google fiber
You're retarded if you thought that
just sayin'