Can we talk about how hypnotic suggestion is literally the best

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Can we talk about how hypnotic suggestion is literally the best thing ever? So last year I went to this con and there was hypnotist on stage, while I’m too paranoid to let anyone into my mind I was amazed when he hypnotized my sister into crawling around like a cat and meow. At first I thought she was full of shit, nevertheless I was still intrigued so I looked into hypnosis and surprising just how easy it is. So essentially the main goal is to get someone to hand over their consciousness to you. First you have to get them to focus, then you get them into the rhythm of obeying you and eventually they’ll just belong to you. I tested it out on my sister, and while reproducing “you are now a cat” was cool and all, I had to go deeper. Since a golden rule of hypnosis is that you can’t actually force anyone to do anything they normally wouldn’t even consider (such as murdering a loved one) I decided I needed someone depraved. So for the last few months I’ve been seeing a prostitute and putting her into a hypnotic trance. At first it was rather simple, got her into the habit of making involuntary movements, then I got her to start pretending she was a child. Over the months I got her to do more and more inane things such as telling me her innermost secrets and fingering herself while making monkey noises and when I say her trigger she just thinks I fucked her and comes back for more the next day. it was amazing, but alas she stopped seeing me after I made her eat her own shit as she smelt her breath and figured I was “doin that weird shit”. But it still fucking worked better than I expected, I essentially was able to make her a slave for hour long intervals a day by subconsciously removing her inhibitions. So now I’m working on trafficking a woman to build the perfect wife. You guys have got to hop on this shit, it’s amazing.