Let's start up a bad creepypasta thread, recommend me some

>>17971556
Anything Jeff the Killer

Right now i'm working on ticci tobi and all O gotta say is ouch, the edge.

>>17971598
You think that's bad? Clockwork. Fucking Clockwork. Even the rape scene feels... Forced.

:^)

>>17971612
I already read that story, I'm thinking of writing one.

>>17971671
What's it going to be about?

>>17971675
I dunno yet, suggestions?

>>17971681
None.
Just don't write in the second-person.
("You experienced this", "You walk down the hall", etc.)

Shit's so annoying.

I'm thinking of doing one about a neet who slowy starts going crazy

The holy grail, everyone.
https://www.wattpad.com/story/24588442-voicebox-ticci-toby-love-story

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Sonic.exe, if that isn't bad enough try the sequel "Sonic.exe 2: Electric Boogaloo"

If you want to go even further, Alex Melee

Do a scp,173 please

For do a new series were you talk about scps,that would be interesting

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>>17971556
Ok, whoever you are, you need to stop pretending to be me, this is getting out of hand. (tentacle)

>>17971556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIbXUaU8-XU

>>17972595
I will ifyou either mention me in your next video or show me your penis

>>17972728
Ok I'll mention you then. I just really don't want you going around pretending to be me, it's really creepy and not in a fun horror story way, it's legitimately creepy. Not to mention it makes me come off as an asshole who's spamming his videos everywhere instead of letting people find them organically. I mean, yeah, I started on /x/, but people asked me to make the Jeff video and people asked for more, so it felt natural to post those videos in the threads that started them. I'll give you a mention, but cut it out, ok, you make us both look bad.

>>17972772
Mention me in EVERY VIDEO! Why are you so scared pally? I thought you loved me? Whatever, I'll just continue to peakbinto your windows watching you and doggy sleep and fuck while I post about it on memebase ;)

>>17973106
Yeah fuck that, you're not getting a mention. You've crossed my bullshit threshold.

>>17973124
Whats the matter? Cant handle dark humor? Maybe you should go back to tumblr you liberal baby.

>>17973165
I'm just real sick of your bullshit, spamming my name on /a/ and /aco/ and /asp/ and shit, you act like a freak and the fact that you go to such lengths to impersonate someone with 250 subscribers on YouTube speaks volumes about your character. It's not dark humor if it's not funny, if I were actually someone popular I'd take this in stride but the fact that you're going out of your way to do this to someone so inconsequential is baffling and concerning. You can make jokes about watching me sleep or fucking my dog, but piss off with this funnymouth impersonation bullshit.

>>17973190
How is it baffling and concerning? What're you implying normie?

>>17973200
I mean what fucking business do you have wanting to impersonate me? Again, I'd get it if I were someone notable but the fact that I'm a nobody makes it creepy and uncomfortably personal, like you have some kind of beef with me specifically. It makes no fucking sense.

>>17973211
I bet yer a chad IRL, when i was in hs i was the kid who fapped in the stall, i was the one who's waifu was Gadget Hackwrench i never said I wanted to fuck your doggy. I got fired from the dollar store im that sad, You ow ME wverything, i made you 4chan famous ME! I deserve live and affection more than you. When granny dies im homeless, I never funnymouth you, I respect you mate. I fap to r34 all day, I fap to pretty much everything, i like latex it makes my peepee hard. I used to wear mum's undies and fap into them. I have many promblems yet ypYOUR the victim? I like mona the vampire and I fap to to kawaii girls. I am the true stick fisher nit señor Caloie Roll. Go vote 4 Hillary. Yet you think I have problems? I go synagogue and shit, now if you excuse m, its time for me to fap to Liz from Garfield.

>>17973267
I glanced at this and honestly thought it was a pasta but you took the time to write this shit out. I can't even tell if it's ironic, I can certainly tell you're doing it for attention, but Jesus Christ, man.

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I colored her yellow because i felt like it, back to wizchan

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>>17973294
ironic? Ill show you ironic ! *irons Ic* xD

>>17973294
what the fuck is going on

>>17973313
It's just the average underaged poster on /x/, don't worry about it.

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>>17973294
You never thanked me
>>17973313
Hes being a newfag who doesn't like garfield or Trump

>>17973313
Someone has been impersonating me, a YouTube creepypasta reviewer with just over 250 subscribers, and started this thread. So I came in and this is the result. He's been doing this for a while now, I've seen threads on /aco/, /a/ and /asp/ where he's used my name and even advertised my channel. I don't know who he is or why he's doing it or if he's mentally stable or anything. It's all very confusing and surreal to me.
>>17973317
You're welcome.

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>>17973319
How can you betrayed me? Smh senpai...

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Remember the iridocyclitis kid? He actually died a couple months later. Some woman became obsessed with him after watching the spelling bee and approached him at a park. The boy was disturbed as any child would be and tried to run away. The woman angered, chased him and gave him a slow death. She chanted iridocyclitis the whole way through. The park is hardly ever occupied because people swear that every gust of wind murmurs the spelling of that word.

>>17973325
I'm just being genuine, also Mercury best girl.

>>17973331
Chibiusa best, them curves especially adult chibiusa

Well this thread took an interesting turn

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You think OP is the same poster as pic related?

>>17973356
Probably.

>>17973357
>>17973356
I can tell you right now that wasn't me, i swear to you fishy.

>>17973360
If that's the case he might just be some rando who I offended with all my autism talk in the Sonic videos, that's the only other conclusion I can come to. Not saying I trust that it isn't you though.

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>>17973362

>>17973366

Wouldn't surprise me if it was some chris chan tier autist fucking with me. Those faggots are the worst

>>17973362

Since you won't give a shoutout will you shown us your dick?

>>17973429
How are they the worst

>>17973429
>>17973447
Fuck's sake how many of you are there

>>17973313
autism on all sides

Any Jeff the Killer, Slenderman, Ben Drowned or Eyeless Jack fanfriction.

>>17972713
>His Jeff The Killer voice
It absolutely captures the silly and benign fake-edginess of the entire fucking write up

Fucking autists i'm the real fishy

I'm going to play some sweet home on famicom.

There's so many of us

There was something in the water. She looked over the open expanse, and it unnerved her - that subtle feeling that far in the depths another life was pulsing. Vibrating. Breathing.

It was coming, she knew. It was alive, and she was powerless to stop it. Her eyes widened as she found herself moving closer to the banks, her feet dipping into the shallows.

She was drawn to it, to that beast in the deep, to the one that never spoke, to the one that couldn't sleep. She knew it would be the end of her.

Into the water she went, taking slow step after step, closing her eyes to the world. The darkness enveloped her. The beast was waiting, she knew, that entity of no compare, that demon in the night.

She strode into the water. It covered her head, her eyes, her nose. It was peaceful - for a moment, and then she began to choke, to struggle, to try and rise up.

She could not.

The depths held her.

They held her and she kicked and tried to scream and the sound of nothingness came from her mouth. It was filled with only water.

In this life, there are things that bind us. Things that control us. Things we should never look upon with our own eyes.

That night, she had looked upon this thing, this beast, her creator. She had looked upon it, and she paid the only price.

Are you going to mention US in a new video?

>>17973698
It might come up.

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There's so many fishys that is isn't even funny, You are 4chan legend friendo

We are many, you are but one....

"[spoiler]I think his jokes aren't funny[/spoiler]”

>>17973730
Good job new friend

i might still have my old pasta that dodnt even make it to crappypasta
if i find if ill post it tmm

>>17973715

Assimilate into the collective fishy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj-tw0xiC2A

Ok, let's be done with this then, we've all had our fun now.

>>17973805
The absolute madman did it

Fiahy, you're such a cuck, you belong on /trash/

Mention ME in ticci tobi or i'll be waiting 4 U in the shower.

Are you MichaelLeroi? If you're still wondering why your LPs didn't get many views I'm pretty sure it's that one guy, the blonde, whatshisface, Toby or whatever. You're alright but the blonde guy is annoying and screams too much. Like to be completely honest he's like a British Pewdiepie, serious weak link imo. Even in the creepypasta vids he's an annoying shrieky homo if you want me to be quite frankly honest.

>>17973326
Underrated

>>17971556
Posting in legendary /x/ thread

Everyone leave him alone he's triggered.

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>>17971556
Obligatory

>>17975779
Accusing me of being triggered is one of my triggers, oh my god, I literally can't even right now.

>>17975959
Check your privilege, you are LITERALLY Hitler!

>>17976068
Who?

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This thread

>>17976195
Sonig the dindu

I was watching fishy and I was masturbating to his face. I was peering through the window. I live in his shed.

>>17976466
I don't have a shed. Also how dare you not refer to me by my prefered pronouns (Fe, Fi, Fo, Fum) you cisgender privileged shitlord.

Am i on the phone and I am asking you to please stop by and the other hand I am not sure if you are aboe to bob the cuckster hullabaloo sailor moon schizophrenic nigg*r cuckoldry is NOT a sin! I blew my load at the casino than K blew my load on the waiter xD

Fishy, or rather, Billy Bob, cum join the dark side, we have cookies, and reddit

No there is no contest I am the real slim-baby

Time for shit spooks? Here's the guy that reads the shit.
https://www.youtube.com/user/SomeOrdinaryGamers/videos

>>17971681
>>17971684
Remember to do the following:

Never keep the same tense for more than two sentences. Constantly switching tenses is a classic example of bad writing.

End your story with some retarded "deep" line like "I am God" or "God has abandoned us". Bad creepypastas generally seem to think that invoking God in some way is a good way to make things scary.

Either explain everything that happened, or go the complete opposite route and leave everything a complete mystery. Bad horror writers either tend to overexplain or underexplain. The first takes away any mystery (and thus horror), the second prevents the reader from being engaged in what is going on, since nothing makes sense.

Also, goatmen. Goatmen is the ultimate creepypasta cliché at this point.

STOP PLEASE

>>17979185
How do we know its you, post sharpie in pooper.

>>17979012
>Never keep the same tense for more than two sentences. Constantly switching tenses is a classic example of bad writing
What do you mean by this? Not native English speaker, what is a tense?

Will you read spongecry.avi 2? cause that one is way..."better"?

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>>17979229
A phonetical term to denote when something will have been occurring.

>>17973608
good taste, imposter

Every creepypasta is the same

>something mundane
>i noticed something was off
>i could believe my eyes
>i ran for my life

I liked JTK, sue me!

Let's not forget the edgy "narrator was the bad guy all along!" pastas.

>>17979351
and every thread on this board is the same
>hey guys do you believe in x/this weird thing happened to me/how to summon succubustulpahelpmeimforeveralonexD

followed by everyone just shitting all over the thread because apparently the paranormal doesn't exist so we shouldn't discuss it.

Ahhh my ass

>>17971556
Not necessarily bad at first, but Happy Appy gets the award for the most disappointing one. It goes from great to horrible slowly and steadily until you realize you've gone this far goddammit, might as well stick with it and hope it gets better.

It doesn't.

>>17979404
Now THIS is scary

>>17979413
Actually I take that back. The most disappointing is the Godzilla NES pasta. 10/10 until that awful fucking ending.

Der Grifturd

>>17972728
Show it to me as well.

>>17975793
ohh.. i came buckets

>>17979452
Can I.Drink it señor soggy bottom ;)

Look up Lucifer's Manor

Do theorypastas!

>>17979413
Happy Appy is so dumb at points, I can't help love it

Cmon guys stop copying me

>>17979947
>muh feelings
>im so creeped out guys stop please

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I think I just have to accept the fact that my channel attracts weird people. This thread's a pretty good example too.

Is this thread still about creepypastas?

>wtf is happening in this thread

>>17975793
This is really good, thanks anon

>>17971577
this

>>17971556
go onto youtube and search up "clash of clans creepypasta"

>>17971556
>tripfag
>creepypasta
>my channel

Once upon a time OP put too many cocks up his ass then died, but he was dead the whole time the end

>>17983956
New thread since this one is pretty much cancer.