What is your opinion on this "End of the world" shit

Baloney

>>17965907
why do people think it's tomorrow

>>17965911
Have no fucking clue

>>17965911
Some pole shift is happening between now and mid August.

>>17965919
NASA said not to worry, please don't let it be real, I need to play Watch_Dogs 2

Only God knows the day and hour nigga

>>17965907
>tomorrow
never comes .

>>17965923
>Watch dogs 2
Shit taste senpai. What about mankind divided and persona 5?

Is jesus gonna rise from the earths core to endorse Trump

>>17965907
If the end of the world was imminent, why wouldn't there be like a global anxiety intuition now?

Why tomorrow? I've read something around a week ago about a two-week period from 14th to 28th, this friday being the culmination, but I can't recall what exactly it was about

>>17965907
as fake as all those prophecies

>>17965928
Diss mah nigga

Well I guess I better jerk it to some weird shit before I can't anymore

Its another /pol/ prophecy
https://www.arewethere.yt/The-Happening-Tellers-Happening-/48405.htm#.V5n-aVU2uHt

ffs i just bought overwatch, fuck off jesus go bother someone else

>>17966297
Lulz

>>17966297
Kek

>>17965956
You mean Kek, right? Who is this Jesus dude anyway?

>>17965907
Good, I'm getting evicted on the 31st, perfect timing

Nothings happening, things happen all the time there must be change.

>>17965907
Bring it on.

>>17965954
Fuckers keep pushing back the release date for persona 5. How hard is it for those lazy bastards to create the ps2 level graphics

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>>17965919
>Pole shift
Where does this come from?

>thinly veiled happening thread

>>17966839
From Brexit. Now the Poles will have to go back to EU countries, ergo, Pole shift

When they say the date, they are lying by default. As, according to the bible, no one can know the date or time.

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Jesus Fuckin' Christ, in sixties/early seventies in US we had riots, major riots at political conventions, Russians and US waving nuclear missiles around, hot wars in Vietnam and Angola, The Six Day War, political leaders getting shot up JFK/RFK/MLK/Wallace/endless attempts on Ford, Nixon resigns presidency... and guess what everyone lived, the planet is still here.

But kids now a days are all, "Whoa, Russians fucking with their vassal states, and people killing each other in the Middle East, who'd have thunk it?" and the kids think it's the End of the World.

Jesus, get a grip. Better yet, get a job. And most of all -- Get off my Lawn.

>>17966895
>muh bible
Kys

>>17965907
Likely bullshit but I hope it happens.

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>>17966898
YEAH!!!

>>17966898
This man is on-point

>>17966906

Wew, lad. Just because someone knows something, doesn't mean they believe it. I was just saying that everytime one some doomdayer Christian says the world is ending on X date, it means the world isn't ending on X day.

fucking bullshit
last three days i have been having apocaliptic dreams where the everyone is sick and im always with a group of friends running

>>17966906
You upset that other people have different opinions or beliefs than you do? Bitch boi.

>>17965907

I sure hope so

>>17966933
Kek wills it

>>17966988
Yes indeed.

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The shift is already happening. Satellites are dropping like flies.

>>17966839
http://www.nasa.gov/topics/earth/features/2012-poleReversal.html I think anon is referring to this

>>17965907
How did this meme start?

I think that there's no such thing as Jesus and that's not how earthquakes work.

We can only hope.

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ok im tired of this shit

singles and its bullshit

>>17965907
But Jesus didn't create anything.

nothing ever fucking happens. EVER.

>>17965907
i hope to god its true

>>17966883
kekaroni

It's the 29th and nothing happened kek

What if a rapture happens but YOU have to choose if to get into the ufo's spaceship? You dont have any idea if they are good or evil. What would you do anon?

>>17968044
Like biblical rapture? Or just folks getting to fly away on a spaceship and never coming back?

>>17968068
Kind of biblical rapture. Guys calling themselves "angels" or whatever thing related. They say they will take you to heavens and shit but you dont have any idea if that's true or not. there's chaos and almost no time(for all you know). Would you trust them?

>>17965907

So close yet so far.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12qEiIiPzRA

>>17968087
Prob ... i mean id be dead anyways so why not gamble

>>17965907
here's the thing
if the end is caused by earthly or spacial events, it wont be sudden, we'll detect it before it happens.
in the case of massive earth quakes or yellow stone finally shitting itself, that stuff will take a while to kill lots of people.

anything from outer space can be detected way before it even gets close to us.

now if you're talking biblical end of world that shit can never be predicted

all in all, live you live as it comes, worry about the future when it gets here

it's all just superstition
nothing will happen never
human race is the one to end the world, not the earth itself

>>17965907
Well North Korea officially declared war. So it might actually happen. Haha.

>>17968812
bump

It's tomorrow

NORTH KOREA JUST DECLARED WAR ON THE US

North Korea did officially declare war on the USA but they don't have the fire power to end the world

>>17968898
...or do they?

>>17968891
Oh for the 3rd time? Aren't we already at war with them

>>17968898
But it could be a catalyst. Too coincidental if you ask me.

>>17968157

lol at "it's a comet!"

Please, god, let the world end today.

The Bible says only God knows when the world will end. Not a single Christian will ever be right about the prediction.

>>17968891

they shut off the new york channel and said it was "war law" time weeks ago. those guys really like to declare stuff and then not really do anything.

>>17966945
hey "boy"

>>17968248
Wrong on both counts. The cosmos will end the world, both the planet and its entire ecosystem. If humans do anything, at most it'll be a nuclear winter that will wipe us all out and cause mass extinction, but not to all life.

>>17965907
Salvation comes from accepting God as your lord and savior. Pray for your sins to be cleansed and you will be redeemed from this prison-like state.

>>17968944

What if every day at least one Christian was convinced tomorrow would be the day the world ended? Check, and mate.

This whole thread is stupid. The bible says no man knows the day nor the hour of his return.

Also, fun fact. Yahushuas name was changed from yahushua to jesus some time after the 1611 KJV bible with apocrypha was made.

In the apocrypha, daniel exposes baal aka bel aka (baphomet?) to be a false god. It's in the apocrypha. And you wonder why the roman catholic church took out the apocrypha!

Do research if you don't believe me.
1. 1611 KJV with apocrypha
2. Bel and the dragon in apocrypha
3. Yahushua in 1611 KJV

Also: Jesus - Iesus - Hey zeus or heil zeus.
Enjoy the infos all.

John 3:16

>>17969224

>Yahushua

Jew detected.

>>17966945
it takes a special type of bitch boy to attack both anonymously AND indirectly. you are not only a bitch boy but also a coward bitch boy.

>>17969229
king james wasn't a jew. yahushuas name is in his bible.

also, i'm german. sieg heil!

rest in peace my niggas

>>17969233

Allah akbar*

>>17966297
This

'Jesus' doesn't simply return with the ability to skip childbirth and the years that come with it.

Maybe he is already here.

>>17969367
Allahu ackbar*

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>>17968812
Yah for the 1000th time, I'm shakin in my boots

>>17969211
Very probable considering Christians are fucking retarded

>>17965923
I'd rather die than play that shit

>>17966898
Fuggin whipper snackers

>>17965907
Hello, Huawei user.

>>17965907
Oh look. This topic again. If I had a dollar for every 'end of the world' post on /x/ I would be so freakin rich.

>>17966906
Back 2 reddit neckbeard

>>17965907

What about all the other times the world was supposed to end? gtfo.

>>17965907
Hello im a spaceman from the future. I currently live in 07/29/16 and i Just posted to tell you humans Are still alive. Worry not

>>17965907
I'm waiting.

>>17969224
>Jesus - Iesus - Hey zeus or heil zeus.

are you retarded

>>17966883
/golfclap

>>17966895
So, if an order of monks takes it upon themselves to sequentially predict each moment for forward from now as the end of the world, and they can never be right without violating the infallibility rule for an omnipotent God, they can make the universe last forever because if at any point God tried to end it he would prove his own failure and therefore cease to exist and be unable to affect the destruction?

>>17970281
Basically yea

>>17965907
How's that going so far?

>>17965907
My opinion is the same as every time some jackass screams that the end is nigh. I think they're fucking idiots. Then I laugh at their foolishness and go about my day.

>>17968898
Uh, we've technically been at war with North Korea since the 50s. There was never a declaration of peace.

I'm waiting to commence the jiggling fuckers

>>17966898
imagine if some of this shit happened today

>>17965907
SJWs aren't jiggling yet

Maybe the world's ending because today is the last day to uprgrade to windows 10

Shit, it really ended guise!! xD!

something will happen but not end of world

people say this stuff to mock Yahweh. It is also to de-senitize the elect....the world slow chips away at the faith of every believer.....

Scripture is very cryptic for many good reasons....Indeed no man knoweth, not even the Son...

We are in the middle of the apocalypse....probably in the trumpet judgements now....not too late to accept & believe in Christ ya know.....

>>17971357

This makes more sense than anything else.

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My only intentions during the end of the world is getting fucked by my boyfriend whilst dying

>>17965907
this is just a McDonald's ad.

Still waiting

>>17971591
Slut

A-any second now guys

fuckfuckfcuk i hope i die
please make me die

oh god I can feel the heat allready

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"But concerning that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father only."

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37For as were the days of Noah, so will be the coming of the Son of Man. 38For as in those days before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day when Noah entered the ark, 39and they were unaware until the flood came and swept them all away, so will be the coming of the Son of Man. 40Then two men will be in the field; one will be taken and one left. 41Two women will be grinding at the mill; one will be taken and one left. 42Therefore, stay awake, for you do not know on what day your Lord is coming. 43But know this, that if the master of the house had known in what part of the night the thief was coming, he would have stayed awake and would not have let his house be broken into. 44Therefore you also must be ready, for the Son of Man is coming at an hour you do not expect.

45“Who then is the faithful and wise servant,c whom his master has set over his household, to give them their food at the proper time? 46Blessed is that servant whom his master will find so doing when he comes. 47Truly, I say to you, he will set him over all his possessions. 48But if that wicked servant says to himself, ‘My master is delayed,’ 49and begins to beat his fellow servantsd and eats and drinks with drunkards, 50the master of that servant will come on a day when he does not expect him and at an hour he does not know 51and will cut him in pieces and put him with the hypocrites. In that place there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

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1Jesus left the temple and was going away, when his disciples came to point out to him the buildings of the temple. 2But he answered them, “You see all these, do you not? Truly, I say to you, there will not be left here one stone upon another that will not be thrown down.”

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32“From the fig tree learn its lesson: as soon as its branch becomes tender and puts out its leaves, you know that summer is near. 33So also, when you see all these things, you know that he is near, at the very gates. 34Truly, I say to you, this generation will not pass away until all these things take place. 35Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will not pass away."

>>17968044
stay my ass put!

those are Fallen Angels

its officially supposed to be the day the world ends and its hot as hell outside

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>>17965907
>What is your opinion on this "End of the world"
We are living at the end of times. The vast majority of mankind is unprepared to cope for what it is coming.

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/tribulation-now/2016/07/28/a-review-of-prophetic-events-leading-up-to-global-thermonuclear-war

Reporting in from Saturday.

Nothing happened Friday.

We good, senpai.

Yea. Literally nothing.

>>17965928
>God keeping track of what time it is

What brand of watch does he wear?

>>17971875
>Heaven and earth will pass away
damn, good bye earth. sorry we F****d you up.

>>17972031
true.
in the rapture, we'll be caught up and meet him in the air.

>>17971558
this sort of talk makes me happy

>>17969367
>>17969684
sweeden get out REEEEEEEe

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>>17973394
This one.

>>17965907
I've already lived through 5 or 6 alleged "end of the world"s.

Seriously not fazed anymore.