Lets play the scp game >2 doors >the second 3 numbers

>>17943962
Nah

>>17943965
lol

But the last 3 digits converge with the middle 3 digits OP

plague doctor pls

>>17943960
Roll

>>17946672

A pathogen and a species of coral, nice.

rollfag

>>17946689
First door
SCP-466
"wow that guy is fucked up"
Do a 360 and moonwalk away.

Second door
SCP-689

Look at gay little green statue thing.
Die.

Rollin'

what happened to my wooden leg?

>>17947132
>first door
>see spooky ghosts everywhere
>leave the room at mach speed

>second door
>pleasantly surprised
>take several glass pyramids home as souvenirs
>get spooked when desert animals crawl into the tetrahedron
>probably break one of them and cover home in desert

rollin'

>>17947961
479 Crazy Hallway
961 Crazy Sundial

>>17943960
roleta

>>17943960
Checking.

k

>>17949245
SCP-492
Sentient cloth dummy from an amusement park.
SCP-245
I guess the dummy and I play an rpg.

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>>17943960
Rolling rolling rolling
>166, pls get!

>>17949452
>Door number 1
Safe
SCP-494 Matter Transference Gloves
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-494

>Door #2
SCP-452 Dreamcatcher Spider
Euclid
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-452

Whatever...

>>17949629
The coral statue is interesting, except not big on underwater exploring.

The mechanical man is cool, your own steam punk action figure.

r0ll

>>17943960
Rolling

McRollin'

>>17950229
>open door
>realize I still have my smartphone in my pocket
>fuck.jpg
>get infested
>copper wires penetrating skin and muscle tissue
>eventually die of internal bleeding and brain damage

GO GO GO ROLLINNNNN

Let's do this

>>17950598
Sentient colour and telepathic cat
Pretty comfy

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>>17943960
Roll

>>17950668
Fucking plant and a knife.

>>17943960
roll

Alright I'll roll

>>17951391
>SCP-179
Compliment her hair?

>SCP-513
Just don't touch the bell and nothing bad can happen

>>17951407
SCP 514: I guess the first door just leads outside. I would watch the pretty birds as they soar on in peace before eventually closing the door again, feeling calm and peaceful.

SCP 407: Let us pretend this SCP was not already destroyed. As I open the door and the song plays, I count the seconds up to exactly one minute before closing the door. I feel healthy and invigorated.

All in all, I end up becoming very calm and healthy. Probably the best roll possible, honestly.

>>17943960
roll

>>17943960
rollangh

Ooo

>playing this game

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>>17943960
here we go

>>17952502
eye spiders
surrogate heart
that sucks

>>17943960
Let me die horribly

>>17952559
>First door
SCP 202
Some sort of eye-fishing spider. Since all parts are stored separately, I'm safe. Otherwise, I could just wear "protective eyewear". Or just step on the spider. Really weak Euclid, you can do better,foundation.

>Second Door
SCP 559
Magical birthday cake which allows you to change your age for 24 hours.
Never has any Euclid been safer.

>>17943960
Why not. Rolling.

>>17952606
First door- SCP 526
A rune that materialises soldiers. Won't die as long as I don't bother them.
Second door - SCP 606
Apparently a ball of knowledge. Cool. Maybe I could learn some things.

bring me a swift death

>>17943960
Roll

>>17943960
RAWLS

>>17952778
>SCP-943: Justice Bracelet - Safe
>SCP-960: Artistic Jar That Makes You A Temporary Master of the Arts - Generally safe so long as I don't touch it.
Cool

rollan for ebin story tellan

>>17952860

>enter room
>see nothing
>go to sleep
>some thing enters my mouth
>i get shrunk
>enter second door
>door closes
>nothing happens then
>i am stuck in room forever

>>17943960
Come at me, faggots!

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>>17952907
Oh, Mystery Machine lml

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>>17952916
>First door
>Either get turned into a cat or a rat and then I get eaten
>Second door
>Painlessly kill myself with the help of a nice magic dog

Could have been worse, actually. Funny how the two I got were animal-related.

>>17952916
>>17952948
Turns out I'm a fucking retard who can't read

>first door
>find some kind of demon satyr boy
>nothing happens because i'm a dude so he won't try to knock me up
again, could have been worse.

>>17952986
>986
i do nothing about it. it's just a peice of paper

>529
pet the kitty.

>>17943960
rollorino

>>17953005
So I get a weird puppy thing that shapeshifts and a key that opens any door in the world. Neato

Interesting game. Let's play.

>>17953196
>open first door, ain't walking in between them statues
>open second door, sup nigga?

Not really that intense on my end, surprisingly

>>17943960
Rollaids

>>17953726
Yeah so I think I'll go with door 2

>>17943960
sgetit

rolazzooo

give me dem keters

>>17953743
>door 1 is vulpix furry
>door 2 is chocolate fountain with maneating ants

Rolling for something exciting

>>17953771
>talk to a friendly record player before get eaten alive by paralyzing zombie microbots for a couple of days until i die from blood loss

>>17953796
I get a invisible giant cat and a gramophone buddy? This is pretty nice

>>17943960
roooool

>>17954048
>scp048
The designtion scp 048 is cursed and nothing is assigned to it, so literally nothing is in there
>scp540
Bombs that make plants. I steal them and craete forests to live in

>>17943960
m'rollin

>>17943960
rollin

>>17954193
The frogs make the tissue snail hallucinate and it freaks out and starts spraying tissues everywhere.

The whole ordeal is very stupid and results in mountains of paperwork for myself and other SCP staff present.

>>17952637
>spawn 6 million soilders
>learn how to hitler

One for each Jew this time
I got this

Suh mah dude.

>>17943960
Roll for please have mercy

>>17954700
>SCP 547
I ain't even going near that envelope, because I know it's probably bad news so hopefully I wont turn into a human husk

>SCP 700
The building spooks me to death via heart attack I guess

>>17943960
Rolling

>>17943960
Rollerino.

Lets see

>>17943960
rolleriu

>>17955999
SCP 559
>A cake on top of table.
>I aint touching that cake
>Nothing happens. Opens 2nd door.

SCP 999
>As i open the door a big amorphous gelatinous mass runs to me.
>Nope.jpg
>Mass of green shit attempts to immobilize me with two arms while a third goes up to my face.
>Fight furiously to break free
>999 screams in high pitch noise and gurgles
>Notice mass of green shit smells like tendies
>Not bad.jpg
>I remember GBP stories and laugh uncontrollably.
>999 is tickling me with his arms and rubbing the third one on face.
>The laughing gets worse and worse.
>Scream for help
>999 stops tickling and starts to wave its ass on the floor
>Realize this mass of green shit thinks hes a dog
>A lot of Candy everywhere couse thats what he eats
>Eat candy with newly found green shit bro

>>17943960
post

>>17943960
mmm

>>17943960
fasfaeasaz

>>17956239

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-562
>Partying with the Old Gods until I die
OR
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-239
>Hang out in a room with a child god

>>17956274
Which one of you fuckers is 562?
I'm ready to Party

rollan

sounds fun

>>17956290
562
Was I invited here by this thread? Is it you Sylvia/Tom/Dick? Im aware now so I don't open the door and I don't get "claimed" by 562.

290

Open the door. See the sphere and feel intrigued by the hole. I walk over to it and put my arm in the hole because I'm a dipshit. Hole closes around my arm and I crumble, screaming in agony as the pain whirlwinds around my forarm, unable to decipher whats happening. The hole opens after just a few minutes (I guess since it didn't have my whole body it didn't have as much work to do) and I fall backward, my arm throbbing.

I look down at my limb and its now zig-zagged in a lightning bolt shape, the edges rounded off as if I I had 3 new elbows, my five fingers branching out from spaced out locations, some of them twitching in their new placement. One of them even has my birthmark across the knuckle... thats not where it was before..

Rollin again because this is fun.

563
Find some dead dinosaurs. Poke the bodies for a bit and admire the size. Leave.

363
Open door. Little centipede starts scurrying toward me. "Eugh." shut door. leave.

Let's see

rollings

>>17956432
956
Some weird child toucher, do nothing

432
A cabinet. That's it.

>>17943960
Rolllllllll

rolleo

>>17956869
dismemberment strap-leave on table
Summer of '48- do not enter.

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>>17949452
I didn't know scps could be such semen demons.

Rolling for XK class scenario!

>>17958262
>582 is an eldritch reality bending entity that i just let out into the world. Looks like i got my XK.

>262 is a coat that lets me control multiple arms that come from the inside of the coat

I guess i attempt to fight it with my many arms but just having a bunch of arms wont keep me alive for very long. Now if it worked like scp-517, we could have a slight chance i think.

>>17943960
roll

Rołłıng

Here we goo.

>>17960494
SCP 604
Cannibal Banquet. That's safe so no worries, and I don't have to use it.
SCP 494
Matter transference gloves, sweet!

I play with the matter transference gloves like some sort of deranged King Midas.

>>17943960
Rollerino

>>17960919

>919
As long as I dont step in frot of the mirror (and even if Idid) I would be ok.

>960
An old vase that I just dont have to touch. Im lucky this time.

roll roll roll

>>17960969
But fuck it, Im not dead yet. Using past post numbers (Or number, since 960 might stay here for a while)

>969
A insect repellent that does nothing until I spray it on me. Safe again I guess

>>17943960
b m p

>>17943960
Let's see

K

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Guarantee I'll be lucky

>>17961405
Nevermind...

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>>17961575
>2.4mb image
nice meme