I have compelling evidence that Mr. Rogers was Satan reincarnate

>>17941173
>I have proof
Where is the proof?

Furthermore, King Friday XIII seduces a commoner who is known for her rationality as a wife. He wants to take common, rational people and make them his brides(or witches) and believe in the Neighborhood of Make Believe.

This is also apparent in the demon/puppet X the Owl who are known for their foray/initiation into magick. He goes to a correspondence school where he's eager to learn the ways of make believe. He is learning how to contact hell. He's a symbol of initiation. Not to mention he lives in a oak tree which many pagans use to make wands.

Henrietta Pussycat is the demon that represents jealousy and modeled after a witch's familiar. Not to mention she gets along with and takes care of mice further cementing her un-naturalness and is yet another lie this strange, demented man fed to innocent children.

Lady Elaine Fairchild had a boomerang that turns the land upside mirroring the upside down cross. He also schemes to constantly challenge authority, sound familiar?

Note that a "old goat" lives here as well and that one of the only characters to age is King Friday the XIII's son who lives in "someplace else" when he does meaning that the antichrist will grow old and inherent someplace else meaning the earth.

Not to mention that Mr. Roger constantly walks back and forth between the real world and "neighborhood of make believe" or hell and has to use a magickal trolley for the transfer.

>>17941181

It's all there in his show. You just have to wait. I explained everything already, faggot.

>>17941218
>I explained everything already
No, you're only exposing your views about the facts.
>faggot
Don't hurt my feelings, mongoloid.

>>17941222

This is all in the show. Watch it and you will see the truth. It is very obvious to anyone not brainwashed by this man or satan.

>Don't hurt my feelings

This is why you can't see the evidence. You are still brainwashed by this Man/Satan's lies about the world being kind and therefore believes the lies he fed you about himself.

>>17941233
>It is very obvious to anyone not brainwashed by this man or satan.
Sound argument, jesus.

>You are still brainwashed by this Man/Satan's lies about the world being kind
Then help me, colossal cocksucker!

>>17941173
>>17941213

The path of madness is a hard one ,
Remember to include lots of metta meditation to survive this harsh path.

there's not religion higher than true.

>>17941249

>sound argument, jesus

See you are blaspheming just like he wants you to. You are brainwashed. This is more evidence if I ever saw it .

>then help me

I'm trying to. If my words and his broadcats aren't enough then ;isten to the holy song "Mr. Rogers" by Korn which was given to Jonathan Davis by an Enochian Angel and meditate on it if.

>>17941256
>The path of madness is a hard one
He's not mad, just having some fun.
>there's not religion higher than true
I can't comprehend what you're trying to say, anon. The demon of dyslexia attacked you for a moment?

>>17941267
I would rather watch some My Little Pony episodes. Do you have an app that can help me?

>>17941256

Prophets are often labelled as mad when people aren't ready for the truth.

Gnosis through meditation is how these messages came to me.

>>17941273

What kind of app are you looking for?

>>17941275
>Prophets are often labelled as mad when people aren't ready for the truth
Or maybe they're just mad. Some medication could help.

>>17941281
Some self exorcising app? Something that helps me expel this demon out of my body. Or maybe some porn app. Even better, both!

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>>17941290


The demons invoked into you by Mr. Rogers can only be exorcised by kids programming that works on a similar level.

Your first guess would be Veggie Tales but YOU WOULD BE VERY WRONG. THAT IS HERETIC CATHOLIC PROPGRANDA AND VERY BAD. Catholicism is also the devil in disguise of a saint.

Plus, cartoons don't work on the same symbolical level as puppet shows. In fact, Mr. Rogers learned all of his methods of manipulation from Hr. Puffnstfuff and was initiated by Howdy Doody.

To deprogram and exorcise yourself, you must watch The Donut Man to learn G-d's true will.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fo7CW5RIQH4

>>17941290

If I'm mad, then why would other people believe the same as me?

The deeper I dig the more I find on research from other people.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zf03hlGho3U

>http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread408490/pg1

>https://creationsciencestudy.wordpress.com/2014/01/28/mr-rogers-and-the-highway-to-hell/

I have sources for days and more "proof" than everyone will ever need, friend.

>>17941256
>>17941290

You can't ignore the truth any longer now that I have given you evidence. There's plenty more where that comes from too.

Now that you have seen the light, which one of is truly mad and which one of us is but a vessel for higher knowledge?

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Fucking redpilled

This crazy shit is what I come to /x/ for

>>17941372
You made my day, anon! Thank you very much!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cowpwXui5s

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>>17941328
Does crossing your arms have any magical significance?

>>17941508

Yes.

>http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/sociopolitica/codex_magica/codex_magica11.htm

>>17941173
Why do you care about some dead guy?

>>17941531
But what happens if popular culture references unpopular culture?!

>>17941540

Fuck boy. U are just a fuck boy nothing more. Your truly a petty little poser. Watch what u say. The future can be unkind.we have no fucks given about u or youre mickey mouse club so save it.

>>17941173
You, since Mr.Rogers cared about kids and priest are known for molesting children he probably was an enemy of the church 8^).

>>17941173
This actually made me laugh. Some people are so disconnected from reality.

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>>17941575

>>17941173
none of what you said is good enough proof. a korn song about the show is not proof. i mean, you can make these comparisons about any
kids show. A for effort though.

>>17941641

Fuck boy. U are just a fuck boy nothing more. Your truly a petty little poser. Watch what u say. The future can be unkind.we have no fucks given about u or youre mickey mouse club so save it.

>>17941621
How is anything I said related to Reddit?
Faggot.

>>17941656

Everything you said is Reddit cancer newfag.

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I think this is a new low for this board. At least /pol/ can fabricate convincing evidence for some of their crackpot theories.

>inb4 I'm saying this because I've been possessed by a kids tv show

>>17941711
>a new low
As its weakest link.

>>17941711

If it's a crockpot theory then why do so many others believe it too?

I provided convincing evidence, fuckboy your third eye just isn't open, bruh.

Read Thee Psychick Bible. You're being manipulated by culture.

Friday is the 5th day
5 points on a star
13 is the number of rebellion

That's all I got from Google.

I'll deem it plausible.
Hollywood is fucking wacky

>>17942298
Ronald wilson reagan is 666 though, and all you fucks are forgetting about the selfish virtues spoken so highly in the 1980's.

Satan is banking culture, not little kids shows where an old guy feeds some fish and changes shoes.

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>>17941711
This is the state from 2013 when underaged retards from /b/ flocked here.

The thing that makes me uneasy about /x/ is that I never know if trolls or retarded

>>17941656
Accusing people of being from Reddit/Tumblr is the magic "Instantly and irrefutably win the argument" card around here.

>>17943496
This totally wasn't made by /sci/ or /lit/, TOTALLY.

x sucks and it's not the shills or any kind of cia skinwalker op#s. It is just bored anons getting triggerd everytime something goes against what 'they' believ.

Sitting on this board 24/7 clicking on breads they don't care about and shitpost their opinion on it.

this board is full with faggots who deseve each other.

x is dead.

>>17943624
You're dead 2 me. Don't visit me or my board ever again. :^)

>>17941173
i have compelling evidence that my dick was in your mom.

>>17941570
Fuck meme. I just keep seeing this post nothing more. This meme truly a petty little poser. Watch what it say. The future can be indifferent.we have no fucks given about this meme or youre memey meme club so wreck it.

>>17941218
>I have proof
>but I won't explain the proof more than my paranoid schizophrenic ramblings
Okay champ.

>>17945885
But anon, look at his spooky Mister Rodgers pic. What other proof could you possibly need?

Everyone who replied to this guy without putting sage in the options field, should be fucking banned.

>>17943496

This is embarrassingly false. I doubt it's even possible to conduct such research.

>>17941173
Look at the fruits of mr rogers labor. It's all good.

>>17941173
>"McFeely"

Not following, what is a mc feely?

>>17941173
>Jonathan Davis, the singer of Korn

>>17947044
Why? It's creepy even if its totally false

>>17941173
this is everyone or don't u know

>>17941275
Self proclaimed prophets are bastions of evil. BE GONE False prophet! Back to hell with you.

>>17941724
Dude can't even spell psychic right.

Take your meds

>>17941173
>Mr. Rodgers is Satan incarnate! I have proof!
>Well, he at least worships Satan...

You aren't very good at this. You're better off going back to reading fan fiction.