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So this just happened Sorry for shitty pic though >be me

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So this just happened
Sorry for shitty pic though

>be me
>live in a 3 floors tall house
>be home alone at night
>the bell rings
>shit i'm naked
>gotta put some bathrobe or something to open the door
>i rush for the stairs
>bell rings again
>shit, fuck gotta go fast
>house is dark as fuck
>walk downstairs
>open the door
>dark both inside and out of my house
>a figure appears in front of me
>apparently an average-height man, slightly crooked, surrounded by shadows. I can't see his face.
>without saying a word, he hands a bowl to me.
>without even being able to think through it, I take it as a reflex action.
>politely say thank you to mistery man
>bowl is made out of clay and warm. Smells like some kind of soup.
>the man mutters something unintelligible and leaves, disappearing in the shadows
>ask him who he is, but i recieve no answer. Only the night stands before me.
>take a closer look at the bowl
>it contains some yellow-ish liquid and a spiced scent.
>something weird is sticking out of the liquid
>are these crayfish?
>yeah those are definetly crayfish
>i get slightly nervous cause crayfish are messy as fuck and i hope they're dead because i don't want them to start jumping or something. But the water is warm and they're nor moving, they're most certainly dead
>take bowl to the kitchen, turn the light on
>they're definetly cooked crayfish
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eat it
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Dude, you just got free crayfish from the crazy old guy who lives by the river. He likes you. And he's a good cook. Try em out.
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OP couldn't resist eating one. I bet hes dead now
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>>17937737
I think that's just some mexican guy trying to be polite.
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>>17937748
what if OP is a [spoiler]filthy vegan[/spoiler]
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>>17937750
EYY ESSAY I HERRDDD YERRR THE NEW NEEEEGHHHBERRR WANNNNTTT SOEEEEMMM CRAWWWFEEEEESHHHH GRINGO?
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>>17937756
I watched him eat it
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>>17937750
>>17937756
Could you fucks be any dumber. Get your stereotypes right at least.
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>>17937896
OP here
sorry to rustle your sjwness but i'm both a vegetarian AND spanish
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>>17937896
>>17937965
with spanish i mean all of this happened in spain, so the shadow was most certainly a hispanic polite misteryman
and >>17937756 is actually me
heheheh
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>>17937969
Are you a girl
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has anything like this happened to any of you before?
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>>17937737
Politely ask for more
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