>decide to finally get out of my house and take a walk around the park in the evening hoping to find some /x/ shit like ufos in the sky or something so I can post a thread about it
>two hot as fuck girls come up to me and ask me if i can take a picture of them
>"y-yeah ok"
>they give me their phone
>almost drop it
>hands shaking so picture came out blurry as fuck
>give them the phone and for some reason mutter 't-thank you"
>since I'm in the /x/ mood I decide to be funny
>mumble "have you seen any UFOs around"?
>they say no
>start speedwalking away towards my house
Never going outside again,.
I'm sure we all know that feel, friend.
>>17927475
>>17927477
I know that feel as well.
>>17927477
>>17927674
Samefag
>>17927680
>Posters: 4
>>17927680
good job bud
I would love to find a circle of /x/ enthusiast for group readings of esoteric texts, religious literature, and exploring spooky places of reported happenings.
...
being alone is suffering when the world is full of mystery and intrigue.
it's not as if you have to travel far to find it either.
op i don't understand how you could actually be this bad. literally just hold the camera and click
Hold your balls, scissors, then snip!
>>17927680
nope
>>17927756
h in paint?
>>17927704
>not reversing the camera and then taking a picture
>handing it back to them
>their faces when
>>17927475
There, there OP
It'll be okay
>>17927475
>Thank you
>>17928235
check em
>>17927475
Lol. What an awkward teenage fag.
Enjoy your virginity.
autism or basement dweller, you decide!
Girls think shyness and awkwardness is cute though. Don't they?
>>17930822
Only if you're attractive. You seem young there's still hope. Just remember to never take dating advice from girls.
>>17930822
>Girls think
Depends on the girl. Never underestimate diversity.
>>17931061
>Error: You cannot delete posts this often.
Ugh that's the third time. Why does it let you Shift+Click to remove images from the Quick Reply but not from the embedded post box?
>>17930822
If you're attractive you could be the biggest sperglord and it won't matter
Ouch
Pretty funny story though