why do you doubt that which you do not understand? the

>>17904783
>random cryptic message
Welcome to /x/, enjoy your stay.

>>17904785
some massive fag has been making these forest threads

Oh, look. More cryptic text. Is there going to be binary too?

I walk in the forest every day. It's very pleasant.

>>17904854
But Anon, this forest is spooooky!

No you fucking faggot it's the ocean

>>17904783
If it's the forest that's calling me, then who was phone?

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BECAUSE I DONT UNDERSTAND IT
FUCKING CHRIST YOU ARE DIMWITTED
HOW DO YOU BE ABSOLUTELY SURE ABOUT
ANYTHING YOU DONT UNDERSTAND?
>YOU ARE RETARDED AND I WILL STOMP
YOUR PARENTS TO DEATH BEFORE THEY
HAVE YOU.(once i go back in time again)

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>>17904783
Lady friend and I are planning on going into a forest which is apparently haunted at night. What should we do while there?

>>17905147
You're letting it get cold you stupid fucking dog. Who told you to open the box?

>>17905217
I bet he still expects the tip.

>>17904783
nice try mr skinwalker

>>17905201
Toss my celery.

I see it every night before I sleep. I close my eyes, feeling as though I'm back there. It's warm and she's always beside me. The forest feels like home.

>>17904783
I don't know why but I like and understand this.

>>17905201
Learn better grammar, neckbeard.

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>>17904783
This is so gay it gave me visual AIDS.

>>17904783
Tell the forest to fuck off, were busy.

>>17905201
>Lady friend and I are planning on going into a forest which is apparently haunted at night.
What, do ghosts leave during the day to go to their day job?
"Well, it's dawn, time to go haunt the factory until dark, what's on your schedule, dear?"
"Well, me and the girls plan on haunting the beauty shop, then the grocery store, and maybe have a few hours at the local Starbucks before getting back here tonight for dinner and a little forest spookings with my sweetums."
"Sounds great honey, see you tonight."

Your forest a shit.
my forest could kick your forest's ass back to being ferns and slugs.

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>>17906838
Shit, forgot pic.

>>17906838
Ok kid.

>>17905718
Sure thing, my man.
>>17906481
no
>>17906830
They might, how would either of us know? I'm not a ghost.

Are you?

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>mfw nearby forest has had rumored cult activity the past 30 years or so
>don't drive so getting there would take an hour or two
>haven't bothered to go despite being massive /x/fag