CERN Portal Thread. Demons, Aliens, Timetravel? Discuss. ht

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>news site
>ends in .co.uk

that's a crazy picture though.

you can tell which youtube channels are bullshit from their name, their intro and the amount and kinds of keywords they use in their tags.

WHY IS NO ONE TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY
THERE IS A MAJOR NEWSPAPER ARTICLE ABOUT IT
THERE IS PHOTO EVIDENCE
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

>>17879934
looks like a pretty typical lightning storm to me.

saw article on dailymail about it earlier

weird how its all stacked up like that

>>17880067
now i cant find the article

Just heard what sounded like a loud ass plane, I mean unnaturally loud with a bass I could feel in my chest in Norway, about 15 minutes ago.
Related?

>>17880079

Hope its not Gabriel tooting his Horn .

>>17880089
Appearantly not just me heard it
>>17879943

>>17880079
Don't think it's related. I live ten minutes from the cern collider and haven't heard anything like that

lol
someone watched too much steinsgate

Just found 10bucks in an old jacket of mine, about 15 minutes ago.
Related?

The music player app on my phone just crashed 15 minutes ago. Was it CERN?

>>17879960
calm your tits faggo

we know the sky scares you sometimes when it gets dark and sometimes clouds make images or lightning

but we have adult things to talk about, like succubus, grifters, tulpas, and tulpa grifters

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>>17879840
>CERN

I had a disappointing masturbation session earlier was it aliens

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>>17879840
What is interesting about CERN is all the creepy things associated with it.

Look at this video talking about the Mandele Effect and how CERN is playing a role.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iw-YiEnHJ4s

>>17880771
This guy must love to gargle cocks.

Because he's a huge faggot.

>>17879910
damn I never realized it until just not but like almost all those sensationalist ridiculous news sites like that are british huh? that's hilarious.

>>17879840
>>17880771
This is interesting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekuBjjDa1hs

>>17880771
>Tostinos is now Totinos

What in the ABSOLUTE fuck. Uh guys whats going on Im tearing up here

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>>17881077
I can tell you one truth that will never be doubted in any universe: those evil things will scorch your tongue in an instant. People only keep buying them because the first one destroys your sense of taste for a coon's age

>mfw I am stupid enough to try those magma bags after years of enjoying taste

>>17881077
Seems like they got Tostitos and Tostinos mixed up

>>17881096
like the molten hot "hot pockets" that will destroy your mouth

This shit is real. Dont believe me?

You know C3PO? Of course! Everonye does!

Did you know he has a silver leg now? Apparently he had it since the first movie.

I didnt believe this theory at first but now ive witnessed it, C3P0 was GOLD, ive seen the movies countless time and now he appears with a silver leg.

I dont even know what to think.

>>17880514
Irrefutably: God bestowing one final kindness before the Rapture kicks in
Buy all the hookers and blow it will afford you then brace for Tribulation

>>17879934
Never seen a storm cloud before?

>>17881411
I see results for both in google, but maybe I just need to search further.

>>17881411
what the fuck

>>17881411
holy shit

>>17879840
Maybe OP, but it's probably just because they are sending particles at each other at the speed of light.

>>17880581
Lols