About 15 minutes ago at 5:30 in the morning I was in the kitchen

>>17871641
A speedy black midget broke into your house. Easy peasy.

>>17871641
I feel you man, I've had the same problem for fucking ages. All hours of the night these little dark figures around my house, as soon as they know I've noticed them, they're fucking gone. My SO tells me to maybe try befriending them, but I've told her whatever they are, they are not human.

One time one was in my yard, but instead of being one of those faggots that thinks the best course of action is to post its story on 4chins i straight up called the police. Kept it in my sight til officer arrived and pointed the fucking thing out to him. He was looking RIGHT at it, and turned to me and said "Is this a joke, sir?" Should have fucking realised they would never believe me. At least now I know i'm not crazy though, if you've seen them too.

Yesterday was the final straw for me though, they'd been around my house for fucking ages and I wasn't even scared any longer, just pissed right off. I'd woken inexplicably at around 3:00AM and headed down to grab a glass of water, and right there at the bottom of the stairs was this little fucker, entirely black as the midnight sky from head to toe.

That was it for me, I screamed at the little cunt "what the fuck do you want!?" it just stared at me for what seemed like an eternity, i wasn't even sure it could understand. But then it spoke. "I really sorry misser, my family was killed in dat hurricane last week" At that point i did not care, ran down the stairs and punted the little shit right in the jaw. Haven't seen it since. Me and my gf will be moving out of New Orleans next saturday.

>>17871960
It was a person. What do you want to do with this? Do you want to continue these interactions, or do you want them to stop?

>>17871641
Jamal trying to nab your kitchen utilities.

possibly a nig midge.

>>17871984
I wanted them to stop. I never wanted to interact with these creatures, they had intruded on my property. My grilled chicken wings would always go missing from my fridge. To be honest that was the most annoying part, I could stand them being around but there are some things you just don't do.

>>17872053
HOLY FUCK GUYS I literally just heard a bang from the room next to me and my gf's. It's empty. I'm typing on my mobile as we speak, my gf's telling me to go see what it is, but i'm fucking freaked right now. Will keep you updated.

>>17872067
take some thing heavy you can swing with or a gun

It happens to me to, and to almost anyone you ask. It's perfectly normal, just a very common side effect of drowsiness.

>>17872067
right so in the end my gf went to see what it was and said i was a pussy for not going myself but i explained to her that she doesn't know what these fucking creatures or whatever are like, I was fucking scared shitless. She's been gone about 5 minutes and i heard another bang - way louder this time, called her name but there was no answer. I'm under my bedsheets typing this to you guys. What the fuck do I do? I think maybe if i just try really hard to ignore it and go to sleep it might be okay? maybe she just went to sleep in the spare room cause i wouldn't g

>>17872089
WHAT THE FUCK

You should have gone, rip gf

>>17872073
like what? I never liked any sports so i dont have any bats or shit and my gf hates guns so i never owned one
i can hear shufflinG

>>17872123
like anything dude, anything you could use as a weapon or a blunt object to make you feel safer when YOU SAVE YOUR GF

>>17872089
>hiding under the sheets like a little kid and posting on 4chan instead of calling the cops
If you're going to RP, at least put a little more effort into it.

>>17872129
fuck you im so scared right now
the cops are on there way you fucking imbecile it was the first thing we did, she insisted on me checking it out anyway and then went herself
I feel paralyzed

>>17872136
How could you let your gf go

>>17872136
okay i need to do something so im going to get out of the bed

>>17872136
>doesn't mention calling the cops until I call him out for not doing so
Right.

>>17872145
Im at the door to the spare rom there are sounds coming from inside hard to describe

>>17872152
i cant

>>17872152
That's your girlfriend getting raped you humongous pussy

>>17872155
just push the door open

>>17872160
dont say that the police will be here soon im sur

>>17872165
She's probably just pranking you

>>17872165
Give me ur Gf I keep her safe I suck her pussy

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>>17872152
>at the door to where the monsters are
>"oh wait I'd better update everyone on 4chan"

POSSIBLE ?

>>17872171
>>17872199
>>17872177

Wtf is this cumsplatter

RESPONDING

Re;

ESSENTIAL

>>17872199
>DIRECTIONVERIFY
Well, at least it's not random letters.

>>17872212
distance

leaving
POSSIBLE ?

RESPONSE

>>17872212
cigarette smoke, probably

INTERPRET


COMMUNICATION
LEAVING ?

RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS AND JUST POSTING RANDOM WORDS IN ALL CAPS

-. . -.-. . ... ... .. - -.--
...- . .-. .. ..-. -.--


.-.. . .- ...- .. -. --.
?

>>17871641
What if this shit actually cured paranoid schizophrenics by dissolving the early symptoms.

What about the ones who only see fractals.

The ones trapped inside a mathematical equation and cannot escape because they have been destroyed by humanity.

I think that's a little scarier than a harmless shape-shifting shadow.

>>17872246
LEAVING ?

INTERPRET
RESPONDING

This story sucks, should've planned the whole thing out before you started writing it.

ASSIST
NECESSITY

>>17871641
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLG2JP0P5JE

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>>17871641
Wait pay attention to the numbers.

The post number ends in 1, thats a hit. Somebody died... and he's revealing clues about when it happened.

> about 15 minutes ago at 5:30 in the morning.

This man isn't role playing... THIS MAN IS CONFESSING A MURDER!

UNRELATED

ASSIST
NECESSITY

UNDERSTANDING
-.. . .-.. - .- / . -.-. .... --- / ... .. . .-. .-. .- / - .- -. --. --- / .. -. -.. .. .- / -. --- ...- . -- -... . .-. / .- .-.. .--. .... .- / - .- -. --. --- / .. -. -.. .. .- / --- ... -.-. .- .-. / -. --- ...- . -- -... . .-.

N48.90069°

W120.76317°

.... .. ... - --- .-. -.--

RESPONDING ?

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>>17872313
Nice hashtags bro. I hear you like camping in the middle of nowhere.

Bumping?

--.- ..- .. - / - .- .--. .--. .. -. --. / -.-- --- ..- / .--. .-.. . -... ...

NEGATIVE

responding
responding
responding

UNDERSTANDING

..-. --- -..- - .-. --- - / --- ... -.-. .- .-. / --- ... -.-. .- .-. / .-.. .. -- .- / ... .. . .-. .-. .-

.. -. -.. .. .- / -.. . .-.. - .- / . -.-. .... --- / -. --- ...- . -- -... . .-. / - .- -. --. --- / .. -. -.. .. .- / - .- -. --. --- / -.-- .- -. -.- . .

ASSIST
assist
NECESSITY

UNDERSTANDING ?

Err, so... what happened?

Wtf is this thread

So the aliens have captured the dude and are now shitposting on /x/ from his phone?

>>17874667
I just hope his gf is okay

>>17874667

NEGATIVE
UNRELATED

ASSIST
NECESSITY
-.. .. ..-. ..-. .. -.-. ..- .-.. - .. . ...
-.-. --- -- -- ..- -. .. -.-. .- - .. --- -.
UNDERSTANDING ?

- .- -. --. --- / .-. --- -- . --- / .. -. -.. .. .- / .- .-.. .--. .... .- / -. --- ...- . -- -... . .-. / --. --- .-.. ..-. / ..- -. .. ..-. --- .-. -- / .-.. .. -- .- / .- .-.. .--. .... .- / - .- -. --. --- / . -.-. .... ---

PRIMARY
N48.90069°
W-120.76317°

SECONDARY
N48.83080°
W-121.2717°
N48.6051235°
W-121.2937346°

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>>17871641
It is a mental artifact, it is caused by, among several factors sleep deprivation. Make sure you are breathing right in your sleep as well. It is normal for the human mind, as social creatures to seek out the image of other humans, when exhausted even when none are present. It is a sort of hyper agency detection. We seek out agency and meaning in the arbitrary.

Drivers see a black dog, because it is the mind making sense of the senseless when exhausted. You have come to a board full of people who engage in magical illogical thinking, for a real medical problem. Tell me, when you are more fit, better rested, do you see these "little men"?

>>17875155
Is this morse code? Somebody get on those coordinates I din't care if it's RP we're going ayy lmao hunting

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>>17876512
>ayy lmao hunting
I'm in

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>>17876540
Lets get on it then mate, you know morse code? I'll try to figure out these coordinates

>>17875155
Primary: smack dab in the middle of what looks like a mountain range near Seattle. Secondary aren't much different, is it a destination?

NEGATIVE
UNRELATED

ASSIST
NECESSITY
-..IFFICULTIE...
-.-.OMMUNICATIO-.
UNDERSTANDING?

-ANGO/ROMEO/INDIA/ALPHA/NOVEMBER/GOLF/UNIFORM/LIMA/ALPHA/TANGO/ECH---

PRIMARY
N48.90069°
W-120.76317°

SECONDARY
N48.83080°
W-121.2717°
N48.6051235°
W-121.2937346°

-ANGO/HOTEL/ROMEO/ECHO/ECH---

..-.OXTROT/OSCAR/UNIFORM/ROMEO

The last post, translated. I'm going to check out those coordinates.

>>17876590 for ease of reading
>-ANGO/ROMEO/INDIA/ALPHA/NOVEMBER/GOLF/UNIFORM/LIMA/ALPHA/TANGO/ECH---
Triangulate

>-ANGO/HOTEL/ROMEO/ECHO/ECH---

Three

>..-.OXTROT/OSCAR/UNIFORM/ROMEO

Four

Could mean that the third and fourth coords have significance? They're all similar, almost no difference.

>>17876590
Anyway "triangulate" that tango bs and "three four" the bottom tango bs

>>17876601
Okay the coords have me at either a random place in Seattle or a random place in China. There doesn't appear to be any significance to either, I thibk we're getting meme'd.

>>17876606
Every combination of these coordinates seems to be a high place, or at least higher than the land around it. when I put Primary's in on South and West it's actually right on top of a ridge in the middle of what I believe is the pacific ocean.