Hey /x/, what kind of creatures can I find lurking in the deserts

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>>17856099
Not really a lot of creatures in the desert, actually..

Coyotes, vultures, cute armadillos, assorted birds and insects, the rare desert toad, maybe a xebet near water (not sure of english name)

>>17856105
What about the nearby Mountains?

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>>17856114
Uh no nothing there either, except all sorts of poisonous snakes and insects.. so it's better to avoid that region entirely..

>>17856099
I know about one. I ran into it while I was on a journey through the desert, since I like dry, arid places a lot.

Deathclaws and radscorpions, watch the fuck out.

>>17856137
What is it Anon?

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>>17856099

This nigga right here

>>17856172
You know this is a stealth skinwalker thread, right?

>>17856188
I'm sure there's more then that to cover.

>>17856172
Well, I'll just greentext it.
>be me, shorty hispanic spic
>tired of city life in Chicago, disgusting subhumans, so on
>want to see desert life because it's a much more appealing collection of subhumans
>also the noise is atrocious
>go to Sonoran Desert for a while
(1/?)

>>17856194
Then this thread is going to be very disappointing for you

>>17856188
>>17856194
yeah, like the weird sloth-cryptid things in E Zed's story. (don't have the pic on me, someone else'll hafta post it)

>>17856205
Cont?

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Out east past the view on those dirt roads and eventually 4x4 trails I've heard of shadow people being seen. Had a spoop with some friends from that once. Not really green text worthy. Also by the nellis dunes one time saw strange flashes of light on the ground but with no source. The ground was just being illuminated.
Also wtf captcha

>>17856205
Pardon the shortness of the first part, I simply wanted to make sure you knew I was still around.
>I find a nice motel near the outskirts of the desert because I want to rest before I explore
>get supplies later, a tent, all that good shit
>it's time to wander the desert for a while
>imready.jpg
>no drugs involved on this journey, since I value my brain cells unlike most desert explorers
>first day exploring, I find typical desert stuff like cacti and birds and rocks
>bored out of my mind but the temperature is nice
>I can feel heat, something besides depression
>do some self reflection
>hear a noise behind my tent on the first night
>itsafuckinghorse.mp4
(2/?)

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>>17856099
>what kind of creatures can I find lurking in the deserts around Vegas
reptillians.

>>17856228
Still there Anon?

>>17856228
>I conclude it was probably a wild horse or whatever
>make the mistake of feeding it
>stalker horse joins my party
>oh well, I can try riding it I guess
>mountingfailure.gif
>it's morning, so I give up and just walk next to the damn horse
>getting a bit sunburned, I fucking forgot to bring sunblock
>but of course I have lotion for some more "self reflection"
>I eye the lotion and the horse
>ohshititsagirl.mp3
>there's no one even remotely around
(3/?)

>>17856260
!!!

>>17856260
lmao XD

>>17856260
>commence massive inward debate
>conclude that I definitely want to ride the horse
>but first I was going to thoroughly clean it, because duh
>I head back to motel towards nightfall, take soap from room
>thank god there were no ticks or fleas on the horse
>head back into desert at night
>it's cold, but I brought a coat
>I find a small river
>the horse starts acting weird while I clean it
>not aroused weird, but sick weird
>spazzingandsnorting.gif
(4/?)

>>17856283
slow post, awfully susp

>>17856283
FUCK you

>>17856283
Anon did you fuck a Horse?!?

>>17856283
>I look around to see if something could be spooking it
>it's pretty damn dark, I had almost stumbled into the river and ruined my flashlight
>flashlight shows nothing but shrubs and cacti
>look back at the horse
>I hadn't really paid much attention to it while I was walking with it
>I had only ogled it while camped out in my tent and it was standing still
>back horse legs are supposed to bend backwards and forward legs bend normally
>this fucking horse had been walking with both pairs bending backwards
>the front knees were bending the wrong way the whole time
>wtf.webm
>I wrote it off as some deformation and kept cleaning though
(5/?)

>>17856317
>I had only ogled it while camped out in my tent and it was standing still
Anon fucked a horse.Jpeg

>>17856328
hispanics be all up IN dat horse pussay

>>17856293
I'm a bit busy watching House at the moment, dude. I'll talk about the horse at my own pace, thank you very much.
>>17856295
I don't think it was a horse, that's why I'm here.
>>17856317
>I eventually finish cleaning it and decide to just go to sleep
>sex is better in the morning anyway
>I wake up and the horse is poking its head in the tent
>kek.mp3
>I change my mind and decide to wait for nightfall, though
>I walk alongside it and start eyeing its gait
>I can't believe how normally it walks despite the knee shit
>I'm reminded of Megan Fox's thumbs for some reason
>topkek.mp3
>I keep walking with the horse and looking for desert wildlife
(6/?)

>>17856350
>>sex is better in the morning anyway
dis nigga fuk'd a horse

>>17856228
The horses name was friday

>>17856350
>I see some more cacti
>decide to knock one over, so I get my knife out of my backpack
>timber.gif
>I laugh some more, and fuck around until nightfall
>I pitch the tent, and start unzipping my pants
>hell yes I can't wait
>I get behind the horse and start
>bestiayylmao.mp4
>the horse doesn't mind
>I'm having the time of my life and about a half hour passes
(7/?)

>>17856369
>the horse doesn't mind

Nigga you dun lost your mind, fuckin a horse.

>>17856369
>the horse starts freaking the hell out all of a sudden
>like at the river but times 10
>I'm freaked out and pull out
>the horse runs into my fucking tent
>collapsed.gif
>I'm confused and think it might have been horsegasm
>walk over to the horse
>ohshitshitshititbrokeitsscreweduplegs.mp3
>I feel like crap for what I did
>but the horse isn't making any sound at all
>it's just lying there on my stuff
>I think it's dead at first but it's breathing
(8/?)

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Op here.
Just wanted a nice thread about desert monsters and ended up getting some Beaner sticking his Jalapeño In horse Pussy.

>>17856378
You do realize some people enjoy sex with animals, right? Congratulations on your first time interacting with one.
>>17856392
>I decided to go to sleep after setting its legs as best I could
>dragtentoutfromundermyeternalshame.mp4
>I put my battered tent up again and sleep
>wake up in the morning
>the horse is fucking gone
>well shit, I'm probably a criminal and deserve it
>I'd run too
>but then I realize I just set the legs and it probably couldn't have gotten up by itself
>I go back to the motel while looking for the horse
(9/10)

>>17856427
NIGGA WHERE'S DA CONCLUSION!?

>>17856427
>start asking around about any wild horses
>no one has seen any at all
>I start thinking it was a skinwalker because of the fucked anatomy and the apparent lack of wild horses
>I Google whether horses can have that kind of knee deformation
>nope, I did it with some spoopy fake horse
>so I go looking for it and decide to do one last trek
>this time through the desert
>I decided to keep the horse if I found it because people are typically worse than skinwalker horses
>I never found it

>>17856427
But why have sex with animals?

>>17856454
Why not?
Anyway, so what do you all think it was? I got back to Chicago last week, so I was surprised to see a relevant thread on /x/.

>>17856453
So.... not only did you fuck a horse, but you FUCKED A SKINWALKER HORSE?

That's bullshit -- but I believe it.

>>17856459
WHAT PART OF THIS IS RELEVANT?!?!

>>17856453
10 pages, 8.5 of them about you fucking a horse, just to say you though it was a SkinWalker. Dude.

>>17856461
That's what I concluded, yeah. It didn't try killing me, though, just my tent, so I don't know for sure. Have there been accounts of skinwalkers not intent on killing, replacing, or taking people?

>>17856467
The desert, and spoopy backwards horse?

>>17856170
Patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish got a nuclear winter

>>17856477
Maybe it enjoyed it Anon.

>>17856477
(noice dubs)

perhaps the 'skinwalker' (I have a theory that 'skinwalkers' and other supernatural entities -- e.g. doppelgangers in Germany -- are just physical manifestations of the local spirit fauna, what our ancestors may have once called Faeries, or Nymphs) was testing you, I've noticed in almost all the other skinwalker/spoopy stories the first reaction the tellers have is one of terror/horror/fear/anger (or in the worst cases blatant disrespect, especially considering in most instances the humans are the ones intruding, this seems very unwise) and thus the entity responds in kind.
maybe your love for this beast reflected itself in the way you interacted

and as >>17856493 points out: maybe it enjoyed -- spoops gotta some lovin' too

>>17856493
Kek, I like that interpretation.

>>17856504
Hmm, that's pretty insightful, and makes a lot of sense. What'd you base this theory off of?

>>17856504
The one involving them being nature spirits, that is, not the one that expalins why my skin is intact.

>>17856516
>>17856519
Uhhhhmmmm.... a general coalesence of knowledge from consuming (a part) of the works of Robert Anton Wilson (primarily), the Tao Te Ching (the translation I read has a specific line "The Inner is foundation of The Outer" that I consider relevant to damn near everything), watching a fugload of Richard Bandler (the world's best, public-facing, hypnotist) seminars, reading James Joyce (Bandler personally recommends reading him at least once a month to his students, as Joyce was a master of hypnotic language), Angel Tech by Antero Alli .... apart from that: that's just how mind works, when I ain't doing anything else, I just start connecting dots.

The biggest tip for me was (and I have no fucking clue as to the truth of these claims) myths, iirc, of """"demons"""" innaNature would've only started appearing once people lost their connection with nature. i.e. once Europe got cucked by Emperor Constantine and the Council of Niceae, and spread a dogmatised flavour of christianity across europe, bringing with it an accompanying Inquisition that actively stomped out such 'heresy'.
Hence, instead of meeting forest spirits and naturally assuming these are the beings you've so much about in your tribe's mythos -- you promptly freak the fuck out; and because these entities obviously exist at a different frequency of reality, your perception of them becomes increasingly altered by the state of mind you find yourself in (for the duration of the encounter) ... and with an altered perception of them, they have an altered perception of you.

That's just my 2 cents anways

>>17856516
Because it's so obvious?

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>>17856427
If this doesn't assure the death of /x/ I don't know what will.

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>>17856187
> Holy shit. Just lost it.