I keep waking up with things in my room being moved around, and sometimes things even being on my desk that I didnt put there. I have /zero/ history of sleepwalking, so it couldn't be that.
Today I woke up with pic related on my desk. I dont even fucking own a marker pen.
I've checked all the locks and windows, and there's no way someone could've broken in.
>>17841276
Must be China
>>17841276
Sounds spooky.
In unrelated news, is that a Microsoft Sidewinder? My nigga.
do u live alone?
>>17841287
Nah, it's a Mad Catz V.5 Keyboard.
>>17841289
Yes.
>>17841276
Must be the Jews. You've obviously been a bad goyim.
I wouldn't worry as long an nothing goes missing.
>>17841276
Nick plz
>>17841276
That's me, sorry.
>>17841276
Are you an idiot?
Fucking set up cameras and record.
Instead of posting on 4chan ffs.
>>17841295
Well, shit.
Thought I found my soul mate.
>>17841276
Get your dissociative identity disorder in line lol
If it wasn't in your pooper it didn't happen
>>17841336
Lool
>>17841276
who the fuck would break in and just leave a marker sitting on your desk?
>>17841946
Some weirdo most likely.
>>17841276
Does it work?
>>17841276
Do you sleepwalk?
>>17842031
Yes. I drew some shit on a polystyrene cup before realizing i never owned a marker pen
>>17842356
I literally said in the original post that I dont.
A ghost from /b/ wants you to sharpie in pooper, obviously.
>>17841283
Fucking China taking American ghost's jobs
Bump for sharpie in pooper, obviously the spirit world agrees.
Bumpity
>>17841946
#spookyghoststolemyshoe
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SHARPIE IN POOPER
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